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This is a stabbing (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by I-am-Orlando ago by I-am-Orlando +1585 / -0
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ImpregnatingYourDad 22 points ago +22 / -0

if that was a knife fight, then Abraham Lincoln died in a gun fight

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TheWinningNeverStops 5 points ago +5 / -0

So did jfk

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AmericanJawa 14 points ago +14 / -0

Also known as "Attempted Murder"

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Walt_Kowalski 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's supposed to be a 16-year-old? She looks like she ate a 16-year-old.

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phobic_phobic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Be nice to Shankapotamus! She wuz a gud gurl.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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vegaspatriot1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

BLACK KNIVES MATTER!!!

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Kimball_Kinnison 7 points ago +7 / -0

I CAN'T CLEAVE!!!

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RedditIsCommunist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea I’m tired of people calling an attempted knife murder a “knife fight”

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FuckGovernment 8 points ago +8 / -0

When an unemployed section 8 fatherless black woman orders uber eats and one of her chicken nuggets is missing.

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Gr4ck3L 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some people did something

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't bring fists to a knife fight

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MrWombatt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cannot fawking believe some of these idiots running around spinning the story she was murdered while calling for help. SHE WAS ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO STAB SOMEONE.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Ol whalie on the left got what she righfully deserved.

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Themustardtiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen people sliced up by knives and broken beer bottles..fucking gnarly shit.

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Modernturnkey 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dear black people, please stop calling the cops and just butcher eachother in peace. Sincerely, the guy funding your welfare and ebt.

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cookiesforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell I actually need EBT and Welfare but because I work I can't get it. Food is getting fucking expensive. $200 got us like 6 bags of groceries....

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks mostly peaceful to me.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

It got even more peaceful after police dropped the orc.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's attempted murder.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Thylacine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Attempted homicide much?

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cookiesforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

She also stabbed someone else first and a dude kicked that chick in the head. DonutOperator did a short liar liar video on it.

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Omnes_Omnibus 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES! This is exactly what I have been saying. Yet Conservative outlets, including even Tucker Carlson who is the best of them, continue to repeat the Leftist talking point of "knife fights". This is what Scott Adams calls, "Thinking past the sale".

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Sorosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

"People"

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey idiot lefties:

NEITHER ONE IS OKAY

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth <3 MAGA2021

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I_lurk_u_long_time 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit, really? I'm going to have to apologize to the kids I grew up with. Apparently I was conducting our entirely-normal- knife-fights-among-teenagers completely wrong.