2016
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orange_kek_great 118 points ago +120 / -2

The Mexicans call Biden "Sniffacabra."

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mschopman 37 points ago +37 / -0

He should accept illegal packages, just like illegal immigrants.

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KungPaoMcChicken 20 points ago +20 / -0

A tonne of raspberry pi's all trying to brute force that shit 24/7

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JudicialDredd 94 points ago +94 / -0

Should have named your wifi "Should have moved to California you fucking communist 5G"

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WhiskeyDreams 6 points ago +7 / -1

Or just “Fuck Biden”.

What he has now is stupid.

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Worldtraveler0405 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or: "Where's the laptop Hunter Biden?"

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basedvirginian 76 points ago +77 / -1

My WiFi is “Make WiFi Great Again” and “Make 5G WiFi Great Again”

Fuck your neighbor lol

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OutcastSeal [S] 140 points ago +141 / -1

He just moved in. Paid $370k for what sold last year for $250k. #1 he is an idiot, #2 this is his first week here and he's bringing politics into the neighborhood. He's going to have real problems here. Starting early.

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chynaisbuttscythe 65 points ago +66 / -1

I hope he didn’t pollute a red state.

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2Legit2Quit 70 points ago +70 / -0

For sure he did. An affordable-sounding home thats experiencing rapid price increases. FOR SURE.

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GreekYogurtGod 37 points ago +37 / -0

I mean that's kind of the country as a whole regardless of red or blue. Can't even find a shitty house under 350k here in western libshit washington, 5 years ago those same houses were 225k.

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Uh-hickabuh 16 points ago +16 / -0

I am in western libshit WA too, was considering purchasing a house for air 2 weeks and was just disgusted by the prices and decided to just wait for the bubble to burst. But rent is so high everywhere it's cheaper by far to pay a mortgage than it is to rent. It's horseshir!

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Father 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gentlemen and Ladies. Here, a house bought at $380,000 6 months ago is selling for $600,000+. The same model with some upgrades sold for $780,000.

There is something sinister going on in the house market.

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MustangManny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even in NY State (not the city) housing prices are up. Neighbors house went from 175,000 to 290,000. Small 2 bed 1 1/2 bath. But has 3 acres. Must be the NYC people fleeing to the country. I really don't know, NY should be losing people, why is there a housing shortage here?

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AngryWriter 3 points ago +3 / -0

The real bullshit?

You buy a house for 400k. You make payments on it while you live there for 5 years. Then you sell the house for 550k, making more profit than your total payments.

Meanwhile other people are paying rent month after month.

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Uh-hickabuh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would do that if I didn't think the bubble was about to burst, making me stuck at whatever house I got or sell it at a yuge loss.

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MrQuacker2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kind of. The house we bought is modest, we payed $127k and last inspection it’s at $220k, but even if we were to sell home prices have skyrocketed, so I less we were moving to an apartment we’d be no better off

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Worldtraveler0405 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably left a Commie state like California or NY anyway, because, of Marxist policies down there too.

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basedvirginian 38 points ago +40 / -2

Honestly, it’s so obnoxious that people feel the need to be an asshole about politics. It’s why it feels like we’re at each other’s throats all the time.

Your neighborhood sounds lovely aside from him tho lolol

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michelles-foreskin 7 points ago +7 / -0

you know someone is a conservative simply because they don't bring politics up

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cosmos411 6 points ago +6 / -0

like this joke from the past few years: Q: What do vegans and Trump haters have in common? A: They let you know about their beliefs within 30 seconds of meeting them.

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Worldtraveler0405 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate it when actors/actresses and athletes do it too.

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MustangManny 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can be reading the comments on a Youtube video that has nothing to do with politics and sure enough someone has to mention how terrible it was under Pres Trump.

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tabularasa_556 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s why it feels like we’re at each other’s throats all the time.

My politics don't involve disarming people or even discussing sending them to camps - both of which are things I have seen openly discussed by the left. So who's at who's throat?

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Injecting politics into everything has caused us to be at each other’s throats by design. One groups wants more, the other wants to be left to their own devices.

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cosmos411 3 points ago +3 / -0

disliking a group of people is the normal reaction to them calling people like us Deplorable, racist, homophobe, Islamaphobe, white supremacist, nazi, and Neanderthal

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j2daeww 24 points ago +25 / -1

Keep us posted

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phil_d_snutz 19 points ago +19 / -0

You need one of these: https://maltronics.com/products/wifi-deauther It lets you broadcast dozens of wifi networks with a single USB power source.

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AtlanteanWizard 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hope you front lawn is covered in "Fuck Biden" & Trump won Bigly" signs. :D

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Wrexxis780 12 points ago +12 / -0

Then put out a hidden camera and catch him destroying it and turn him into the he police

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Father 4 points ago +4 / -0

Modern tactics for a modern age.

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SocialMeritWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've used that one too.

I'm also fond of "ICE Surveillance Van #<random number here>"

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MAGA0729 58 points ago +61 / -3

At least you know where to start when it kicks off.

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el-y0y0s 30 points ago +32 / -2

Mine is "Trump Taj Mahal" Socially conservative African immigrants all around me, but vote Democrat because of Afffreeeeeekkaaaaaa..

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2Legit2Quit 27 points ago +27 / -0

How can they be socially conservative then?

They're not. The only time it counts for anything is at the ballot box and they vote to murder children and change 4 year old's sexes.

They are not socially conservative.

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GeneralSterlingPrice 8 points ago +8 / -0

If there was ever a time to be a single issue voter it would be on that.

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Observe95 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you tried redpilling them? I think Democrats booing God might do it. What about school choice? That worked for Trump in getting more black support.

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Fact 41 points ago +41 / -0

Your responses are too reactionary bro.

"Grab Them By The Pussy / Grab Them By The Pussy 5G"

Or:

"Slower Than Biden / Slower Than Biden 5G"

That will actually get under his skin.

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AbrahamLincoln 31 points ago +32 / -1

At least you know your neighbor is retarded. You can avoid him from now on.

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OutcastSeal [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Too true brother

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FitOfficial 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Trump Wouldn't Fuck You"

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GreekYogurtGod 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn, I like that one, mostly because it's true.

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Hanging_Chad 14 points ago +15 / -1

Make the snow yellow first

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Monsieur_Novembre 20 points ago +21 / -1

Have one that says "Use Fuck Trump WiFi for Child Por."

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JohnSpartanSAPD 18 points ago +19 / -1

I have "Hunter's Laptop" "Sleepy Joe" "BidenCrimeFamily" "BidenHechoEnChina" and about ten more I broadcast

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Michael_Obongo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mine is Trump Banged you Dad

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flagoffaith 16 points ago +21 / -5

That's great! We had a young couple move in nextdoor last year and they planted a Biden sign in their yard in September. I immediately changed our WiFi name to "Democrats are Pussies". I also started dumping all of our dog shit into the window-wells of their house.

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I_Used_to_be_me 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well that escalated quickly

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Imyurhuckleberry 0 points ago +1 / -1

That was pretty childish.

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RandoTexasDude -4 points ago +3 / -7

I also started dumping all of our dog shit into the window-wells of their house.

If true, then fuck you. We don't need your kind.

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MAGADUDE 16 points ago +16 / -0

In their heads 24/7. TDS is real.

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holytrpbatman 3 points ago +3 / -0

RentFree-2 OrangeManFTW-5

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whataboob 13 points ago +13 / -0

HereIsTheEvidence.com 2.4G

Dems are weaponized idiots 5G

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runeu 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Biden sniffs little kids" Or if it fits "Biden sniffing little kids was a deal breaker"

That way you're not acting mad, cause right now he's probably is happy you're mad. Don't be mad. Make it a joke on him. Sniffing kids was not a deal breaker for him. He is a weirdo.

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OutcastSeal [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great point, made some changes :)

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Lobo 11 points ago +12 / -1

I would fire off so many fireworks on the 4th to piss him off.

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eugenehkrabs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lots of liberals spreading out like cancer. Sucks but reality.

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Jabblemonkey1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kind of like locusts.

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Truthdose 9 points ago +9 / -0

MAGA Trump 2024

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leet23 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yours should be Fuck Trump?Fuck you ya cunt

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TearofLys 8 points ago +8 / -0

H Biden drilled his niece

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MythArcana 7 points ago +8 / -1

I had a guy years ago who used "FBI Surveilence Van". Maybe you should get more creative. ;)

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OutcastSeal [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I actually used it for years so I can attest lol

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a1a1a1 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUK BIDEN

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lordvon 6 points ago +8 / -2

rent free

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TrumpAndGodWin 6 points ago +7 / -1

If Alex is right about 5G then that Dem might not be around too long.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 14 points ago +14 / -0

Err, 5G in this case refers to the 5 GHhz band for WiFi, not the cell phone 5G

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FudgyFudgeBots 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden is a demented old pedophile

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collegepede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Currently rocking "TrumpWon"

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HeavenlyTrumpets 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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TopperBlack 5 points ago +7 / -2

Please update your Windows. Or better yet, change to Linux.

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OutcastSeal [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, I am running thousands of dollars worth of recording equipment on my Windows 7 machine. This PC will never be upgraded. Others, yes.

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TopperBlack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you keep it air gapped.

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bonejack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel your pain. I do have windows 10 now, but stayed on an older OS for many years because my interface at the time wouldn't work with newer versions of windows.

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lanman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you tried upgrading to Windows 10?

Upgrading from Win10 from Win7 is usually pretty smooth unless you have really odd drivers or not enough free space, etc.

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OutcastSeal [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I did and I had to re-format my hard drive because it wasn't compatible with what I've been running. Tried twice. Windows 10 is ok for normies, but not ok for my operations here lol I don't want to spend $2k on a new sound card, $2k on a new interface, and probably even more for the upgraded software. Is it theoretically possible? Sure. I'd rather spend it upgrading my truck or something though

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lanman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch. Always good to do an image backup of your entire boot drive before attempting to upgrade to a new OS.

I only said what I did due to actually having pretty good luck getting Win7 PCs (almost all Dell) upgraded to Win10.

I find it odd that you mention "operations here", yet Microsoft is no longer giving out Security Updates for Win7, so you could be a sitting duck to whatever exploit that may be discovered that targets Win7 and will never be patched. Just something to consider.

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Wcvarn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send him a "Fuck Biden" flag to help him assimilate into the neighborhood.

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ChumpsfurTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mine would be heels up pants down

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Patriot3per 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wifi is named The Deus Vult Connection. Let fellow pedes know you're around and hopefully trigger the leftists into their demise.

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rextexMG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Change it to democrats are pedophiles

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mine in order:

Trump Won

By A Lot

Trump Will Return

Yuge Victory Over

Fake POTATUS

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Lordahdaring 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, do this "Fuck, Trump!" Or America Fuck Yeah.

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bobobob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rent free and he's not even in office anymore.

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hide your real SSID. Get a dummy router for these types of shenanigans.

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latsbruh 3 points ago +3 / -0

rent fREEEEEEEEEEE

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1sketchyv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have just called it "My neighbor is an idiot"

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Nunyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Neighbor Must Be a Pedo

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Danmax67 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife was Trump2020 from the day Trump took office. I changed it to Trump2024 on January 7. I think it's triggering my one liberal neighbor since he still has a Biden sign in his yard. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you have an old WiFi router laying around you can configure it with some additional triggering Trump network names to push them over the edge. They'll think they're surrounded by Trump supporters!

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Ledo_5678 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make one called “gas prices”

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King6of6the6retards 3 points ago +4 / -1

It may be time to buy a couple dozen cheap routers. Do every name people hear recommended.

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Braineack 2 points ago +2 / -0

rent free.

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AtlanteanWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Directional 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah I remember WindowsME.

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AnonymousFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Kid Sniffing Potato”