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6Xloexp6 290 points ago +291 / -1

If that were my kid, he would be grounded until the testosterone shots kicked in.

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SteelWolf87 183 points ago +184 / -1

Fuck that. I’d go Spartan and throw him off a cliff.

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JESUSJUGS 84 points ago +85 / -1

I would literally kill myself if that were my spawn. I couldn’t live with the embarrassment.

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spelunking_librator 68 points ago +68 / -0

don't leave us with that thing

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SLICKNICKV69 38 points ago +38 / -0

Yea! Take it out before you go!

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Forgototherpassword 35 points ago +35 / -0

It's like a white guy doing an impression of Dave Chappelle doing an impression of a white guy.

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poopenio -1 points ago +9 / -10

was there sound? is there something wrong with my computer?

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Strongocho 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably, it was there for me.

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poopenio -2 points ago +8 / -10

fuck man, it's totally blocked now by youtube, I just tried on my phone too. The sound works with peter but stops as soon as it's the video with the cards.

Crazy how fast google censors shit now.

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SteelWolf87 10 points ago +10 / -0

🤣

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Dev404 24 points ago +24 / -0

Don't kill yourself. Leave him outdoors, nature will take care of it as intended.

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Strongocho 28 points ago +28 / -0

Nah, just drop him off in southside Chicago and let him experience this nations greatest strength, Diversity.

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endthefed11 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dieversity

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Pumpitrealgood 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol. would not last a minute. This beta cuck is not equipped to deal with normal life.

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humped2424 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAOOOOOO

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mass55th 9 points ago +9 / -0

Put him in a gibbet, and let the birds peck him to death. Not much there to eat, so he'd be pecked clean as a whistle in a couple of weeks.

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AmericanMan00 4 points ago +5 / -1

Jr., when we get home, I'm gunna punch your momma right in the mouth!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 0 points ago +1 / -1

Remind me, when we get home, I’m gonna kick your momma right in the butt!

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GoldenStateCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clean up your messes, am I right?

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nutup_orshutup 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a minute of my life I will never get back.

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2016TrumpMAGA 30 points ago +31 / -1

You know those dads that go out for a pack of cigarettes and never return? A lot of them probably have good reasons.

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SteelWolf87 16 points ago +16 / -0

Welp, this ones broke. Going out for some cigarettes. I’ll be back never.

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AmericanMan00 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great Hon, pick me up some sugary snacks so i reach 500lbs by summer.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

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MarvinNash 1 point ago +3 / -2

This one's dad did that.

And he don't even smoke!

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AgentGTO 0 points ago +0 / -0

Lol, it's sad how our perception of deadbeat dads can change as you get older. I still think they're scum but now, as Chris Rock has said, I understand.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, although I have zero sympathy for women who get knocked up out of wedlock. There are seventeen million different contraceptives out there, they have no excuse, and the burden should be 100% on them.

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ChuckedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

That kid has shit for brains

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

And American Indians throwing them into the running river?

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Artek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Urah

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JoeNotErotic 46 points ago +49 / -3

Boy... if there was ever a solid argument for abortion...

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SteelWolf87 23 points ago +23 / -0

I got a lighter and a coat hanger

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JESUSJUGS 18 points ago +19 / -1

DR. FAUXI, GIVE US VAXXINES. 🎶

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SteelWolf87 33 points ago +34 / -1

We’ll hit the bath house till we get the herpes🎶

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JESUSJUGS 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂😂😂

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Greatlakespede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give him a mask like white roses in clover

And let me know my lonely days aren't over!

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JoeNotErotic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank god, that’s the most embarrassed I’ve ever been for anyone not doing improv.

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VonTyger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel good for him that he was wearing a mask.

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kd5ywa 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

How did you survive that?

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SteelWolf87 5 points ago +5 / -0

The hanger or the terrible video?

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

The former

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SteelWolf87 5 points ago +5 / -0

Parents weren’t liberals

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VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0

It only kills people who supported Dr. Fauci

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notCIA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Post-birth abortion, (ironically) New York style. Send him into the hood with a sign like in Die Hard. It's legal, so long as his mother wishes.

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King5150 2 points ago +3 / -1

Michael Richards (Kramer) Enters The Chat

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is certainly an argument for post birth abortion.

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GrandsonOfLibertyNJ -10 points ago +2 / -12

Bro. As someone who had supported my Woman as we made the decision to have an Abortion (it wasn't easy, but it was the smart decision.)

I'd take a clothes hanger to this "thing" and feel nothing.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +5 / -1

She aborted it because she didn’t want you to find out that it wasn’t your child.

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kd5ywa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Redpills come when you least expect them...

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Tbonius45maximus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Little black sambo

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GrandsonOfLibertyNJ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I know for a FACT it was mine. Noone but myself and my Woman need to be okay with our decision. Neither of us was in a position to raise a Child. I didn't say what I said for internet points. I don't need to lie. Say what you will, I came to terms with my Sins.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Murderer.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

wait... I watched it!

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Dan_D_Lion 4 points ago +4 / -0

The doctors that help birth this halfling should be sued for malpractice.

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jhewish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got to love the implicit blind faith this soul sucked husk has that "restrictions will lift" if he does what the serial killer fraud tells him to.

This person is literally an exaggerated stereotype fictional caricature that can be lifted directly from a movie script except its real. It is totally impossible to write a character in a movie more unrealistic then this.

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Monzie 186 points ago +187 / -1

It's like it's a... religion.

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Ronin045 121 points ago +123 / -2

It is a religion. The human species seeks out a savior. Even of the 8 un contacted tribes on earth they all have a religion. This is why dictators and communists regimes stay in power so long. This is why the church's get so much money. It also tends to corrupt. In the absence of God people worship the ruling class.

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notCIA 40 points ago +43 / -3

People shouldn't worship created things is what that shows us. No created thing can live up to a perfect God. The left, and "secularism" in general has adopted a paganistic view of the world that will eventually destroy us if not purged.

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Oldjeansandbelt 23 points ago +28 / -5

Anyone who argues that atheism is not a religion just needs to post a single photo of their arm with a Band-Aid on Facebook.

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AgentGTO 5 points ago +5 / -0

Facebook? Not too familiar with it. What happens if you do post a picture of your arm with a band-aid?

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Other NPCs will congratulate you for participating in the human testing phase of the experiment.

Individuals in the control group may also congratulate you, but only in real life, because they tend to not use communist social media services.

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +6 / -1

would ants have the same God without us humans existing, or do we created God just for ourselves?

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notCIA 4 points ago +6 / -2

Well, that would depend on whether or not you think God is real, or a created thing. Do you want The Truth, or a hypothetical?

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess if they got sent an ant Jesus?

I'm not sure all species have the capacity however, not all their brains work the same as ours.

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AmericanJawa 7 points ago +7 / -0

We were made to be ruled, and in the absence of God, we find something else to be ruled by.

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Deeznutsmatter -3 points ago +1 / -4

Speak for yourself.

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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +4 / -0

We all answer to something.

It may not seem like it at first, but if you think long and hard enough, you'll realize that you too have something that leads you.

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Deeznutsmatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. It is the instinct for survival of my family and myself, along with the US Constitution.

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honk_honk_honk 4 points ago +4 / -0

The real danger are the ones that shift their faith from religion to 'science'

Science should never be about faith. A religious scientist who keeps their faith in God and applies logic and honesty to their science, even if it doesn't always align with their worldview, is infinitely better than someone who blindly trusts duh science.

Don't get me wrong, I have immense respect for my atheist colleagues who can separate these and do adhere strictly to logic, but Christianity works infinitely better as a religion than 'science' does. Science should never become religion.

We need a return to putting faith in God.

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Simple_Doot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say humans tend to develop some concept of divinity. Seems pretty consistent throughout various cultures globally and through time. But I just have to say that stating uncontacted cultures most definitely have religion is kind of impossible thing to say.

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Ronin045 8 points ago +8 / -0

Uncontacted by modern society is more apt. There are several tribes in the Amazon, the Atols, the South Pacific that have written records from British or Spanish explorers from the 1600-1700s. By the time world war one came about we already had some form of United agreement among the science community to just leave these tribes alone.

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Simple_Doot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahh cool, i didn't know about any of that prior contact info. I've long thought that there is something about human nature that leads to the belief of divinity and assumed it's pretty much a species-wide behavior with some outliers. The more we see people turn away from "traditional religious beliefs" the more we see people pick up the cross of government.

Its crazy. I was and am an atheist. As a youth I rallied against religion - thought it was a primary driver of pain and sorrow globally. Now, however, I plan on sending my children to a Christian school.

I still feel there are many pitfalls to traditional religious ideology but the alternative being government worship I'll take Christianity 11 times out of 10.

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Trump-2024 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Let’s have some self awareness and remember that we’re on a site named after the big man.

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AbrahamLincoln 29 points ago +29 / -0

They're cult members.

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MAGA_mermaid 14 points ago +14 / -0

Branch Covidians

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Archmagnus 3 points ago +3 / -0

*mask covidians

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not new, the religion of leftism has been around a long time. This is just a new chapter of leftist despot worship.

Various leftist authoritarians have come and gone and there are always those who cower to them hoping they will be welcome in the “new utopia” they promise, which of course never materialized. These sycophants are usually among the first to end up in a mass grave because you can’t build your slave class out of the weak.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

r/churchofcovid

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Ronin045 100 points ago +104 / -4

In the absence of God man ultimately worships the State.

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Raffles 36 points ago +36 / -0

“Over a half century ago, while I was still a child, I recall hearing a number of old people offer the following explanation for the great disasters that had befallen Russia: "Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened." Since then I have spent well-nigh 50 years working on the history of our revolution; in the process I have read hundreds of books, collected hundreds of personal testimonies, and have already contributed eight volumes of my own toward the effort of clearing away the rubble left by that upheaval. But if I were asked today to formulate as concisely as possible the main cause of the ruinous revolution that swallowed up some 60 million of our people, I could not put it more accurately than to repeat: "Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.”

― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Ronin045 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank you. You took the time and effort to look up where that original thought came from. Its really frightening how in just over only a hundred years we're falling right back into a slaughter we should of prepared for. Then again history is now racist white supremacists propaganda and shit like 1619 project and critical race theory are coming into normalcy. Kinda like its fucking intentionally done.

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farstriderr 15 points ago +16 / -1

Or in this case, riggers

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Sigma 8 points ago +9 / -1

WAKANDA FOEVAH!

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Ronin045 7 points ago +8 / -1

We was Kangz

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warlord1 7 points ago +8 / -1

That's profound.

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Ronin045 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not my quote. I heard it first from my Chaplain while in Iraq. We were on the topic of people hating us for letting the Iraqis kill Saddam. I think the original quote is from an actual Soviet communist from before the great war

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BasedNtruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its soo incredibly true

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ConfiscationCrenshaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need God back in schools ASAP.

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

"That's the idea!"

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Fignugent 93 points ago +95 / -2

holy fuck i couldn't even sit through 10 seconds of that shit

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CahalTheMad 46 points ago +47 / -1

I made it 27 seconds before the cancer took me

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JoeNotErotic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sure as gods got sandals I won’t be right for a while.

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spelunking_librator 6 points ago +6 / -0

I felt a bit left myself

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sixfingerdildo 22 points ago +22 / -0

some genius thought it was a good idea to record and broadcast that.

if that doesn't tell you that "college" is a fraud, i don't know what else to say.

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A1waysLurk1ing 16 points ago +16 / -0

I suspended my disbelief so high around 2016 that it choked to death. Made it to the end, and the guy gargled on Fauci's nutsack.

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Tookens 11 points ago +11 / -0

I spontaneously combusted into flames after 4 seconds.

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SteelWolf87 56 points ago +59 / -3

That kid has 2 dads for sure. What a faggot!🤣

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spelunking_librator 34 points ago +34 / -0

*that kid has 2 foster pedophiles

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SteelWolf87 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is 💯 accurate

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biological impossibility. He has one father who is uninvolved, and likely two pedos grooming him.

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308win 56 points ago +57 / -1

Fucking hell...the left truly is fucking lost. They are bat shit

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logan34 14 points ago +14 / -0

Its a mental illness with no cure

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cure is truth... and testosterone.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

And lead

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know we are making ground when the left starts making our memes for us!

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

The have become meme

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why "civil war" would almost certainly be a giant UN/CCP troops.

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NimbleNavigator20202 55 points ago +56 / -1

Sorry kid. The stats aren't great on those "Vaccines" you're begging for you little faggot.

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MrBabySpam 30 points ago +30 / -0

At what point do we just start kicking these faggots in the head no questions asked?

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spelunking_librator 28 points ago +28 / -0

make bullying great again

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 6 points ago +6 / -0

Might as well. They have no qualms bullying us.

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Donger-Lord2 0 points ago +2 / -2

Bullying? Try chopping off heads.

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spelunking_librator 6 points ago +7 / -1

they tried themselves and failed by chopping off the wrong head

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CiaramellaLevelSoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kicking mentally handicapped people in the head is generally frowned upon. He's mentally retarded ya'll need to step back a little bit.

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Deeznutsmatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

2016

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RedPilledRaven 34 points ago +35 / -1

I thought it was supposed to be an awkward parody. Then it ended and I realized that’s a real human not acting.

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z89101 31 points ago +33 / -2

The proud Eunuch then goes to harvest STD cultures from KamelHoe's extortion ports.

As for those who raised and brainwashed this once innocent?

They are also brainwashed serfs..🤔

Will they awake ? 🤣😂

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War_Hamster 28 points ago +29 / -1

I am opposed to violence except for in self defense.

Whoever kicks this kid's a$$ deserves a statue.

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Malthus 23 points ago +24 / -1

This Family Guy scene was made for this.

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A1waysLurk1ing 22 points ago +23 / -1

Don't forget to tickle his balls ya fuckin faggot.

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America_2020 17 points ago +18 / -1

Scared people created by tyrants who just want their rights back... But the issue is they are so desperate they'll do ANY THING

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was a great video. Really applies to the insanity we're seeing today. Thank you for posting.

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YouHadMeAtGaming 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s true. Almost all the people I work with got the vaccine “just so shit can go back to normal.” Our country is doomed, and thus the world with it.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

i have family members who are about to cave to the power... "I'm tired of this shit so I'll go do something about it... and get a vaccine"

😨

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take out the tyrants.

Problem solved.

Hey police, arrest your corrupt chiefs, and then move on to the globalist Manchurian candidates plaguing the government.

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whataboob 17 points ago +19 / -2

Imagine being Fauci...

He already didn’t have much regard for people, and behaves accordingly, and in exchange, he has cucks vomiting cringe fodder about him.

Seeing these retarded cuck videos, Fauci gets a good look at exactly why he gets away behaving as he does.

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Indyjam 15 points ago +16 / -1

Just, wow 😲.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is why I don't worry that kids spend all their time watching screeching let's players or whatever. The alternatives are so much worse.

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notCIA 2 points ago +3 / -1

You think this kid didn't just spend the entire last year watching screeching lets plays?

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

this kid probably is the OG subscriber of screeching Fred

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BasedCostanza91 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bring back bullying

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does that kid have to pee or what?

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's got some form of autism, I guarantee it. Probably assburgers

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Deeznutsmatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would say no, because he isn’t in the sitting position.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he actually peed, his pants must be photoshopped or something

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Handy499 13 points ago +15 / -2

MKultra, nothing else about these people makes sense

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bidenrapeskids 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yep. Mass psychosis https://youtu.be/fdzW-S8MwbI

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

CIA psyops are so frustrating to watch, once you can identify them.

Once you know how the human brain works (like the Deep State), you can see EXACTLY how they get into people's heads. They play on emotions, and provide a constant stream of propaganda, using false flags, lies, and anecdotal evidence to justify it.

There is only one way to end this globalist pyramid scheme...

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msannthrope 10 points ago +11 / -1

Thank God, they're yanking themselves out of the shallow end of the gene pool...

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ThebigLMAOski17 10 points ago +11 / -1

i got to "dr faucci" before i was hit with full body douche-chills and had to bounce.

so uncomfortable

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AbrahamLincoln 9 points ago +9 / -0

Covid cult intensifies

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just kill me already. I had covid and wish it was as deadly as media and their NPC followers say it is so I wouldn't have had to see this.

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magaeducator 9 points ago +10 / -1

jfc these kids are brainwashed

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CMDRConanAAnderson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Proof bullies have a role in this world

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MEPBEP 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol this is actually true. You kinda need someone who lets you know you are a fuckup.

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a victim of YEARS of bullying, I agree (to a point).

The only problem with bullying, is if the victim has no support structure (family or friends). Then, you get school shooters and meth heads.

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Handy499 8 points ago +10 / -2

There is a fauci faggot in here down voting every post

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SpezLovesHisBull 7 points ago +7 / -0

That mask saved this faggot a ton of humiliation.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

he probably regrets wearing a mask for missing out on some quality humiliation

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COHobo 6 points ago +6 / -0

The aliens have to be fucking with us, right?

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Im_too_BASED 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point, I'm 75% certain that's true.

Many UFO communities believe aliens are working WITH the globalists to enslave humanity under a feudalistic system forever. Specifically, Draco Reptilian shape-shifters, who created the "grey aliens" as biological drones.

They are said to conspire miles beneath Earth's surface, and are responsible for the NWO Agenda. Oh, and the reptilians allegedly LOVE raping and drinking the blood of human children, hence the adrenochrome conspiracy theory.

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Jordy 6 points ago +7 / -1

I made it 53 seconds before I couldn't take it anymore. Holy fucking shit that was awful.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +4 / -1

it continues with a full movie of brokeback mountains

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Montana_rulz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dear god this kid can vote.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

in CCP he'll get 1.1 vote while you and me get 0.9 for these comments

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Rageofpepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

despite being here for several months and never saying this word ..... what a faggot

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Dos_Scoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

This...is real? Like, this actually happened? In front of cameras and people? I...need to sit down...

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +5 / -1

I want to see it but it won't open!!!

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

you didn't pray to dr Fauci last night, I see

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah fren, I hate that asshole. Now I hate that kid too. Wtf kind of beta-bitch-bullshit was THAT?! 😖

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be thankful...

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ended up getting it to play on my tablet. Phone wouldn't open it. Instant regret.

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americafirst1994 4 points ago +4 / -0

virgin for LYFE!!!!!

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he'll get laid ,but he will be the gimp in some sort of dominatrix role playing manlike woman's fantasy.

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Supersoakerjones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol nah bro the only way this kid is getting laid is if he’s good at sucking dick

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Deathlessly 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna tell my grandkids that this is a Hitler Youth.

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Yogibr 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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quell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fauci is not God.

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merf 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was traumatizing but the delayed punch saved it.

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Uhtred92 3 points ago +3 / -0

What in fucking hell did I just watch?

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +4 / -0

The end of western civilization

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Forty_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I have AIDS, thanks a lot

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GeneralVeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there's any libbies out there who still wonder why I'm not getting the vaccine???

*THIS IS WHY.

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MAGAlicious_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

This makes me want to kill myself but my family needs me.

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MountainMan95 3 points ago +3 / -0

The low T is strong with this one...

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UglyChump4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile Dr. Fauxi has been wrong about everything when it comes to Chinese wuhan virus!

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EdBuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck was that?

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DeadRepublic 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a cult. Very sick people.

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Memology is God's gift to humanity.

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chesswhilehigh 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a fag.

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LarryBugman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The song calls for the cure for a disease.

That disease is faggotry.

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

People like this used to get bullied in school.....