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UCLA Students Are Claiming That Automatic Soap Dispensers Are Racist (www.zerohedge.com)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by Ghostphaez ago by Ghostphaez +24 / -0
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Mad_Hattie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine having such a privileged and boring life you gotta make shit up to be upset about.

A soap dispenser oppressing you? Really bitch?

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mimefortheblind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously when was the last time a lefty used soap?

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking the same thing when I was washing my hands the other day!

That’s crazy! Racist ass automatic soap dispensers! I was literally shaking when I was washing my hands!

Don’t even get me started on the paper towel dispenser.

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MrStep 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've apparently been dealing with automatic faucets that are practicing Critical Race Theory then.

It would be funny if they weren't actually 1) that stupid and 2) allowed to vote.

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RedditIsCommunist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually I think they discriminate against retarded people who think everything is racist.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's an episode of "Better Off Ted" that seems extremely relevant. They had to hire white people to follow black employees to trigger sensors around the building, then they had to hire black people to follow the white people following the black employees for diversity quotas.

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Karma_Bus_Route_20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Automatic soap dispensers don't work well for anyone. She's not special.