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-f-b-i- 133 points ago +134 / -1

I cannot sticky this. He may be fat, he may be an ass but he's doing more for Americans than more than half the country.

I love you based fat orange guy!!

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1776DeusVult [S] 38 points ago +47 / -9

It was pretty mean but it was a good chuckle seeing it briefly stickied

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-f-b-i- 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm such a tease

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Imransgarage 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well now we know who audits the auditors.

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-f-b-i- 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's where the ufos come in

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IG_Farben 3 points ago +3 / -0

The globohomos don’t control the UFO’s

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cuckslasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

based diabetus salesman

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Olds77 -6 points ago +26 / -32

You've been mocking the people working at this event doing their damndest to save this country and in another post you compared an older woman working there to Benjamin Franklin. Go fuck yourself, shill, these people are doing the most important of work and deserve our respect.

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1776DeusVult [S] -18 points ago +9 / -27

A. That’s not a woman. B. Fuck off. C. Cunt

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HadrianTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

No u shill

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Olds77 -9 points ago +20 / -29

You're not on our team or you'd be showing these people a hell of a lot more respect instead of mocking them, shithead. Why the fuck isn't your sloppy fat ass down there helping or are you too busy blowing more of your mommy's money on Onlyfans again?

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rockytrumpoa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo, first of all I'm not the guy you're responding to.

Now I want to say this: If it weren't for the posting of Benjamin Franklin, Gram-gram and Orange-monitor-good, some of us wouldn't even know what was going on in AZ right now. You may not like his methods, but u/1776DeusVult is working against the globohomo information machine.

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1776DeusVult [S] -11 points ago +7 / -18

You know a lot about only fans for a 77 year old, pervert. I got more patriotism in my left nut than you’ve got in ten generations of your forefathers foreskins, dildo

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Olds77 -20 points ago +6 / -26

You're the expert on wanking and know that site more than any waking adult does. Keep blowing your mommy's credit card there and continuing to be as worthless as possible in her basement. You've never served, never volunteered, never got off your ass to come out and see Trump and never made it on the 6th, but you run your big, cock sucking mouth all the time. You apologize to this man and show your appreciation or you fuck back off to Reddit.

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1776DeusVult [S] -10 points ago +2 / -12

Bitch I was posted by Trump on FB/IG. Sit down you’ve just been sonned

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Pirate_Lafitte 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'll take the human MAGA basketball over lebron anyway

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Ronin045 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you

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Ginaccc 66 points ago +66 / -0

It can't be easy to stand on your feet all day when you're fat, but he's willing to do it for the good of the country, no matter what side he's on. Rock on, orange guy.

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MichaelStewart 14 points ago +14 / -0

Orange and Black, our Super-Straight boi is BASED.

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Olds77 -13 points ago +13 / -26

Yes and he deserves more respect than this jackass poster gave him. Thank you for your help whoever you are, orange dude!!!

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MichaelStewart 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's not even wearing a mask, fucking LEGEND.

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1776DeusVult [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shut up u/Olds77 how many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man

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Olds77 -20 points ago +1 / -21

The only lesson you teach people is in those PSAs the court ordered you to make, where you teach kids how not to be a fat, worthless, sex offender like you are. I think you're a very important example to others on how not to behave less they become a fat, sloppy, worthless monster like yourself.

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Asull247 8 points ago +8 / -0

Heard Potatus was gonna limit burgers and he said F that. I stand with orange guy.

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rockytrumpoa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orange monitor good!

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bannedninjabit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don't know. Most of the orange shirts seem to look like they might be dems.

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-f-b-i- 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually don't think many dems are there

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bannedninjabit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do with they would give out some sort of statistics. Like % of ballots processed.

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-f-b-i- 4 points ago +5 / -1

My expectations are when they hit 56 percent 13 will be fraudulent. But no update yet.

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Plsdontfireme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those ballots were going to go to college!

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-f-b-i- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Astronaut scholars

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KeeptheChief 11 points ago +12 / -1

Why bring his weight into it? Good for him for being there.

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1776DeusVult [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Because he won’t be there for long unless he gets his health together

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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NavySTG 1 point ago +3 / -2

While OP LARPs.

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SCP0073 10 points ago +10 / -0

He’s doing more than me... I just watch the stream when I can.

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1776DeusVult [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Which is more than his fatass is doing standing in one spot at least you’re getting multiple angles

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k-doe1 9 points ago +10 / -1

his front looks like Falcor from never ending story

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Virginia_Dare 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based fat-asses are sexier than thin cucks. Waaaay sexier!

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Gtgooh 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s not eating until the election is overturned. He knows he needed to bulk up for the fast.

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neck_beard1 4 points ago +5 / -1

When are you scheduled to go work there?

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1776DeusVult [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

After fatass finishes sorting the fake ballots from the real using his sheer gravitational pull, I won’t need to be there. But somebody should bring a treadmill so he can get in shape for the coming battle; we can’t afford to lose anymore on our side to obesity

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AssPhixEAtion627 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its super important. So important it got this dude up out of his chair

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1776DeusVult [S] -1 points ago +3 / -4

One time he moved across 2 camera frames faster than I could switch streams to keep up and I was like damn this dude was saving his energy for when his 6th fraud sense started tingling and he hustled

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FuckYouAsWell 0 points ago +1 / -1

At first I defended you posting this insulting image because I can take a joke. But after seeing your comments. You make a point to call him a fatass in almost every comment I've seen. Why? It's ironic considering you're likely the one doing fuck all sitting at your computer or on your phone shit posting about a man whose doing something.

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1776DeusVult [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck you can’t take a joke ass liberal shill ass weak ass bitch no humor ass faggot

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FuckYouAsWell 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're kind of a douchebag. And by kind of I mean without a doubt.

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1776DeusVult [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Without a doubt you’re the greater douchebag, a feat of which I am highly impressed by, u/fuckyouaswell

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FuckYouAsWell 0 points ago +1 / -1

My little sister says I know you are but what am I. Fuck outta here

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ChuckedIntoAVan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would love if they gave the dems orange shirts, but til we know for sure I say go Big Orange, and thanks for coming out to help!

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks solid. His method works too...but he should sport some binocs!

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you_HO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orange Man Rad!

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quantum_wetware 3 points ago +3 / -0

based orange man fat

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

fat lives matter bro

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rockytrumpoa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hate the fat, not the person.

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd stand there and watch the black volunteers too.

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Realist79 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rockin that headband like a champ.

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Surfsup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange man bad! An honorable moniker, he should be proud. Glad he's on the team! Go orange!

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meanwhileinamerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange man Good!

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americafirst1994 2 points ago +2 / -0

Badass Fatass

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FlatEarth2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d have captioned it “XL/T Patriot Stands Watch Over Maricopa Audit”. I’m glad he’s there. It’s a heap more than I’m doing.

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank You Based Orange Audit Sentry

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Preludachris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orange to trigger their primal fears.

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to know the Syracuse mascot is based, keep up the good work!

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KarenAbduulJabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 0 points ago +1 / -1

The sphere of our dreams!

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Awshit1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Never have I been more attracted to an orange! OP is just a hater☆

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OPsMom -2 points ago +2 / -4

Bob has bitch tits