posted ago by LordKuroTheGreat ago by LordKuroTheGreat +2863 / -0

Maybe this has already been posted, but I heard about this for the first time today and don't understand why it's not being vehemently opposed. Probably any of us could be accused of collaborating with Russians for posting Pepe memes and have everything we and our families own confiscated and be declared untouchables.


Comments (218)
sorted by:
Themodsrfags 198 points ago +202 / -4

Yeah, this happened like a week and a half ago.

Hanging_Chad 116 points ago +122 / -6

They seized my chopper yesterday

VonTyger 102 points ago +103 / -1

This is pretty inconsiderate of them since you were giving rides for free.

jpower 16 points ago +16 / -0

If it means "cancelling" them permanently, then maybe it's worth it

Guruchild 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sorry I just suffered a boating accident and all my gun and rights were lost. They sunk far below the waters of a 4 foot deep lake.

JonathanE 2 points ago +3 / -1

Is "chopper" a slang word for 'penis' in the US?

This is why wood chippers offer a more unamigious opportunity for reconciliation.

BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Short for helicopter. Unless we're talking about big custom motorcycles. But in this context, it's definitely a Pinochet reference. The only good commie is a dead commie.

VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0

You obviously aren't from around here if you didn't get it...

JonathanE 0 points ago +1 / -1

Of course I got it, I just wondered if anyone realised that from a certain point of view, offerring chopper rides can have a very different meaning ;)

deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
JonathanE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here too. I used to ride a Victory, I really miss that bike :(

Forty_Five 54 points ago +54 / -0

I lost my chopper in a boating accident.

MagaHippie88 12 points ago +12 / -0


SaltyBobCat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hey Patrick do you know what's funnier than 45? .........46.

deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
Skogin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Feels bad, man.

Fluffy_Indigo 176 points ago +178 / -2

Damn so does saying that I'd be fine with Russia nuking DC and a few blue cities put me under that EO?

Krat 122 points ago +122 / -0

Yes. Fbi is monitoring you now.

Fluffy_Indigo 160 points ago +160 / -0

FBI probably been monitoring me since the Bush era. I made some pretty spicy memes back then.

PS Fuck Bush and Fuck Globalists

ObamasLooseButthole 89 points ago +90 / -1

The FBI can suck a dick if they weren’t already sucking on an even bigger one.

There ya go, pede. So when they monitor your comment they’ll get insulted by me.

TakenusernameA 49 points ago +49 / -0

The FBI can go sodomize themselves with a ten inch dildo. There, that makes 3 of us..

GhostofPatrickHenry 38 points ago +38 / -0

More like a 10" cactus

gunteh 28 points ago +28 / -0

Wrapped in razor wire

eyerighteye 23 points ago +23 / -0

Dipped in hot sauce.

Don't be scared of clowns just because clowns are scared of you. This is America and we are free!

UncleRicoAct 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ahh yes. The taxpayer funded dilation station. They're frequent visitors.

bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

The FBI can go sodomize themselves with a ten inch dildo.

So, just a normal Tuesday evening at the FBI, then? I guarantee you those kneelers all enjoy that type of thing.

Omniwulf 3 points ago +3 / -0

why be so nice to them? 10 inches would feel comfortable to them. i say give them 24 inchs of fat cactus.

BingusCombat -2 points ago +1 / -3

Let's have a moment of silence for the 2 FBI agents killed by the alleged pedophile in Florida.

TheUsurper 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you aid and abet a murderer you are guilty of a crime and will be harshly punished. There are NO “good” FBI agents. Even though they are a communist, America hating gestapo agency, FBI still looks great in a resume to actual police agencies. There is no excuse for a patriot to remain employed there.

BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

One piece of trash killed two pieces of trash. Too bad all three didn't die.

TheUsurper 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s if the FBI didn’t plant the CP in the first place.

befehlistbefehl 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FBI 100% planted cp on that patriot's computer.

peltast 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL: "...if..."

SRK_Tiberious 2 points ago +2 / -0

The glowies are already sucking on dicks.

Their favorite kind though, is freshly cut and attached to an infant.

deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bush Jr the fucktard is now painting portraits to coax out his inner speg. They look like utter childish rubbish but the NeoLibtards and RinoCons are spruiking praise which just adds massive credence to my original thought of them.

aKekabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too was a bush era memeologist, however most of my comrads went full prowar pro globalist once the other black guy got in

thelastlast 28 points ago +28 / -0

if so I would be in the cell next to yours.

Kamalas_a_Bitch 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well, see you all soon at summer camp

ModernKnight 16 points ago +16 / -0

From the looks of it, voting for Trump in 2020 is enough to put you under that EO. Or posting on this website. Don't forget, we're all just "Russian trolls and bots, trying to do the will of Putin" according to the left, and criminal activity is not necessary for punishment under this EO.

Father 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anything can get you on this list. If you are apart of a group "whose members" "indirectly or directly" benefit the Russians by posting a meme you and your family are guilty.

1 person in the MAGA millions can post a meme, 1 person in the proud boys can protest something that indirectly benefits Russia and every one in that organization, their families, their parents, and their "Adult Children" are guilty.

This doesn't even include paid actors. 1 Demoncrat troll dresses up as a MAGA supporter with the "wrong" sign or posts a meme here that indirectly benefits Russia, and every one is guilty.

This EO is an abomination. Any one supporting it, defending it, or carrying out it directives is a traitor and Communist, and deserves the common end all Communists get.

IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Drinking vodka probably does.

FuckReddit4545 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cheers to that

CHEVLEON 4 points ago +4 / -0

yup, at this point it's a question of if/when they decide to put this EO into action.

Gesirisi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they'll never use it, like Trump's EO on election fraud.

mcpotsmoker 165 points ago +165 / -0

"If you like your rights, you can keep them." Joebama-Pedo

sanmarinosooner 123 points ago +124 / -1

Don’t hold your breath for Hunter’s Moscow bribe to result in punishment under this one....

These people are potbelly goblins who hate freedom.

ThebigLMAOski17 49 points ago +49 / -0

"potbelly hobgoblins" is one of alex jones best quotes ever.

dakin116 30 points ago +30 / -0

"hunchbacked demon" for RBG's death was one of my fav's

ThebigLMAOski17 20 points ago +20 / -0

lol, he's the best.

the JRE's with jones are my favorite, in particular this: https://youtu.be/ZYlxZtgqt60

eyerighteye 5 points ago +5 / -0

That might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

ThebigLMAOski17 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's so magical.

the other one i linked is almost better just for that one line at the end.

Thr33Swords 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh they love freedom. Just not for you.

YourOwnGreatGrandma 108 points ago +112 / -4

The EO was preceded by some distracting maneuvers, both diplomatic (hostile rhetoric toward Russia) and military (sending naval ships toward the Black Sea and recalling them back, as if dealing with Russian threats). Thus, many people assumed that the EO was directed at Russia, and completely missed the fact that it is directed at dissent here, at home.

Literal Hitler.

IncredibleMrE1 70 points ago +70 / -0

This goes beyond Hitler. This is Gulag Archipelago.

undercovermaga 24 points ago +24 / -0

This pede reads

IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Article 58 is being drafted as we speak. Troikas should be set up shortly.

PurestEvil 22 points ago +27 / -5

Seriously though, the idea that Nazis & Hitler are the most evil people on the world is literal Marxist propaganda, and part of the denazification program imposed on Germany after WWII.

Communists did much worse in much greater magnitude over much worse excuses over a much longer time in multiple countries.

They knowingly arrested RANDOM innocent people to achieve the QUOTAS demanded, and tortured them into signing "confessions" which inevitably landed them in 10/25 years of Gulag slave labor, in which they often died.

And how comes the lesser evil is exacerbated more by multitudes, and the bigger one is met with so much silence? It was around the same time. Why?

IntrepidBurger 9 points ago +9 / -0

For all the bitching Leftists do about slavery, they sure have little to say about the fact that commie regimes regularly made use of it to make up for labor shortages.

MemeWarBoot 7 points ago +7 / -0

We fought the wrong enemy

Father 6 points ago +6 / -0

Patton was right. It's why they killed him.

anon09 86 points ago +87 / -1

"I hereby declare a national emergency to deal with that threat."

deleted 73 points ago +73 / -0
anon09 26 points ago +26 / -0

here, here! remove the potatus!

stormdraintrooper 84 points ago +85 / -1

He's gonna end up with an awful lot of people with nothing left to lose.

logicallyevil 14 points ago +14 / -0

And that's when shit gets really interesting

TheRougarou 10 points ago +10 / -0

And an awful lot of dead feds, hopefully.

befehlistbefehl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget about local collaborators too!

Censorddit 63 points ago +64 / -1

Doesn't make any difference.

If they show up? Shoot them.

deleted 41 points ago +41 / -0
Censorddit 26 points ago +26 / -0

Everywhere, red or not.

They don't even have the numbers in the bluest of blue citys.

They knock, shoot them.

UrTVisLying2U 63 points ago +63 / -0

Asset forfeiture while skirting due process. A favorite tactic by our DC criminals. What's thiers is theirs and what's ours is theirs.

DennJW 26 points ago +26 / -0


You can't even give MEDICAL AID to an unperson. This is MURDER

deleted 62 points ago +63 / -1
WarViper1337 51 points ago +51 / -0

That is exactly thier intent. To demoralize you into submission while threatening that you will be crushed under the governments boot while being denied any legal recourse.

Father 4 points ago +4 / -0

They already do this in the public square with our lives. Destroying careers and the ability to feed one's family. They are now trying to make it legal to complete the process and kill you outright.

OhLollyLollyPop 18 points ago +19 / -1

Where is Tom Fitton when we need him? The msm won't warn anyone of this calamity.

MAGABrick 10 points ago +10 / -0

At the gym.

mack 60 points ago +60 / -0

JFC - this is totally in violation of the constitution, the bill of rights, and all oaths of office.

friedchicken 28 points ago +28 / -0

Isn't the entire concept of executive orders?

Laws come from Congress and are signed by the president.

Lurking-My-Life-Away 35 points ago +35 / -0

Executive orders were never meant to be pseudo laws but they have morphed into them. The only thing an executive order was supposed to do is set the administration's policy. Presidents have abused the power and is been given validity by the weak Congress who would rather not weigh in on a subject for political reasons.

deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because you disagree with this executive order, Clearly makes you a threat.

Pray4USA 43 points ago +44 / -1

Sooooo is Hunter and his family going to jail?

deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
jubyeonin 15 points ago +15 / -0

No. Selective enforcement is a very big problem and part of the reason we are in this mess now. It's why I never blindly supported the police like most people do.

deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
deplorable-d00d 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet you Kamala slipped this on top of Biden's daily EOs to sign, knowing he doesn't (can't) read or understand them. Could be her way of removing the competition. Usually it's on her knees, but this could be a new thing for her.

DZP1 41 points ago +41 / -0

So an EO overriding due process, right to know charges, right to have a trial. Jumping the shark hell, this is coup d'etat. Allows an executive of the uni-party government to declare anyone essentially a non-citizen in regard to their rights. 1984. Puppet Biden installing another of Obama's wet dreams.

Mintap 39 points ago +39 / -0

All of Biden's EOs are null and void. He is not the executive. Anyone abiding by any such orders is providing support to the enemy occupation and guilty of treason.

eyerighteye 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you. Someone had to say it.

Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just being the common-sense centrist.

Wholelottarosie1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ok BUT NO ONE IS STOPPING HIM!!!! The time for talking is over. Enough with this bullshit. not a single one of us is organizing to over throw this tyranny.

traveler776 27 points ago +27 / -0

They're itching to make this cold civil war go hot

deleted 22 points ago +23 / -1
CantBelieveISaidThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Things won't heat up until it reaches the local level. The cities fall to chaos first, then the countryside. That will take some time.

GovNotInChargeOnline 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is so they can Seize everything the Trumps own, and then that of their supporters. Right before they come for your guns and give you 'the choice'.

DelveDeeper 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think so too. There was very specific language about spouses and adult children. I think this is aimed personally at Trump

ckover9000 9 points ago +9 / -0

You don't get too far into reading it before you realize this has Trump specifically in mind, which means they're getting ready to fire up the Russia hoax machine again. If this was for any legitimate reason they would have said "foreign" and not Russia, in which case Biden would have been signing his own arrest warrant.

RabidZoo 22 points ago +22 / -0

(D) transnational corruption

This potato is such a fucking asshole.

ImCooCooForCovfefe 20 points ago +20 / -0

First chapter of Gulag Archipelago

Reebot2021 19 points ago +20 / -1

They can suck my Russian dick and lick my Russian balls.

JudicialDredd 5 points ago +6 / -1

Beep Boop, Comrade!

ca18det 19 points ago +19 / -0

The military should legally deal with the open destruction of the Constitution. How is collective punishment of any kind in line with individual freedoms as guaranteed? Fuck every oath breaker.

PatriotPartyFrog 5 points ago +5 / -0

The military is a bunch of high heel wearing pussies

DougT 17 points ago +17 / -0

Somebody make it stop please!

TakenusernameA 37 points ago +37 / -0

Only you can put an end to communism.

-Smokey's brother, Shooty

deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope everyone is working out. This shit is deteriorating rather quickly.

Wholelottarosie1776 3 points ago +5 / -2

We need to burn shit down. That is the only way this is stopped. Why is everyone so afraid of this concept? It works for BLM and Antifa. We are cowards

bitshifter 2 points ago +3 / -1

They don’t get thrown in jail when they get caught, what do they have to be afraid of? The current fedgov has their backs and probably funds them

memechallenger33 6 points ago +6 / -0

Somebody is YOU!

eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

You want I should break your screens?

Unplug for a day come back and tell us how it goes.

FuckU/Spez 16 points ago +17 / -1

"Fuck biden" - Putin!

JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Come visit, Biden! We show you back of Russian Shed!

RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do I get cancelled for upvoting this?

deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
MAGAvenger45 15 points ago +15 / -0

Most evil thing they’ve done.

Fuck these people. When this is corrected. Punishment must be harsh.

Demokraut_No_More 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is aimed at Trump for when SDNY and the FAGGOT NYAG bring forth their fake Russia bullshit from their fake investigation.

fjzappa 15 points ago +15 / -0

Unfortunately yes. This is the first thing I thought of when I read it.

  1. Accuse GEOTUS of Russian collusion.

  2. Seize every Trump property everywhere.

  3. Profit.

Moebius 14 points ago +15 / -1

LIBERAL LOGIC: Drinking Stolichnaya Vodka While Posting Hurtful Political Memes is 'Indirect' Support to the Russian Federation.

  1. Stolichnaya is a Russian Company
  2. Buying Stolichnaya benefits the Russian Federation
  3. Drinking Stolichnaya places one 'under the influence' of the Russian Federation.

GUILTY of Russian Collusion...OFF TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!

deplorable-d00d 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alexa, order more Stoli please.

RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess my new drink is going to be Stoli punches.

IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Russian Mules FTW.

brundlefly777 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is exactly what they did in the USSR.

undercovermaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

How exactly?

brundlefly777 15 points ago +15 / -0

The government was extremely wary of threats from within because the soviet union was a big place and the policies that had to be carried out to stay on top--like stealing a farmer's entire harvest and beating or killing his children if they kept one tiny shred of wheat for themselves, all in the name of "feeding those in need"--were hugely immoral, evil practices.

Ordinary people who are subjected to evil like this (and that's just one small example I've provided) are more wont to look for a way out lest they be eaten up by the machine. Hell, even higher-ranking folks can witness evil like this and say "hell, that could be me." At least this was what the soviet government thought people would think.

So, the government would monitor all correspondence with anyone, whether they had people physically opening letters you sent, or they employed regular old spies situated around town. If they suspected you were potentially a defector, or critical of the government in any way--including if you expressed sympathy towards an outside government, anyone who wasn't communist--you were immediately rounded up and at the very least you were "interrogated." Then, if you were lucky, maybe they let you go after a couple of weeks of "living" in absolute squalor or torture. But, so many people were not so lucky, and they got shipped up north and never saw their families again.

And, how did they justify this, just whisking people off into the night? The soviet code of conduct had all kinds of extremely vague rules that could be (and absolutely were) applied in most any way an authoritarian saw fit. Rules that sought to protect the state and of course protect fellow citizens from being coerced into doing something wrong. See, it was all done for the good of the country and your fellow countrymen.

Funnily, soviet law forbid torture, so people looked for ways around it by--you guessed it--changing the definition of the word to suit their desire. This is all sounding horribly familiar, perhaps.

Records of the utter hell people were put through so the mighty government could feel superior are very scarce because obviously the soviets incinerated most anything that didn't paint them in a positive light, and the first publication of them was done from a journal that Solzhenitsyn kept while he himself was--what do you think?--in prison. He was imprisoned for writing something to a friend that was critical of a very specific military maneuver that the soviets had done. It didn't really matter how valid it was, just that he had been critical.

So, this was maybe more info than you bargained for, but I believe context is important. We haven't begun whisking people away from their homes yet (we laugh and say only China would do that!) but we've absolutely set the stage for it, what with people actively spying on each other, being rewarded for snitching on their neighbors for having too many houseguests over, and now the Biden administration (barf) writing up an extremely vague EO that allows them to take "action" against US citizens because of associations with "real or imagined" actions of the Russian government. Oh, and of course spouses and adult children are implicated if you are, too. (I forgot to mention they also did that in the USSR, but by now I imagine you can probably guess all the things they did, because it's just what we're doing now in the states.)

It was absolutely pathetic when the soviets did it and it's pathetic that the USA is doing it. It makes the governing body look like it has no faith in itself. And indeed, if all you can do to win an argument is fucking kill or cut off basic rights of your citizenry, you are absolutely shit and you aren't a government at all.

RoosterRaiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

We haven't begun whisking people away from their homes yet>

I beg to differ. What about all the people they are holding on trumped up charges for 1/6? They are being denied due process.

brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

I stand corrected, pede...

RedPillMAGALegend 12 points ago +14 / -2

where are the john wilkes boothes and lee harvey oswalds of the world when you need them?

jubyeonin 8 points ago +10 / -2

Killing people forthe Deep State.

Besides, Oswald didn't do it.

RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +7 / -3

Disagree with the first line, completely agree with the second line. Oswald was just the fall guy.

The sentiment i was trying to convey is where are these ppl to jump start the revolution by getting rid of the resident and his aunt tom

OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why isn't it you?

NadlerShartWaddle 4 points ago +8 / -4

Some retard taking a pot shot is the current regimes wet dream.

RedPillMAGALegend 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not if multiple pot shots eliminate a select few of them😏😏😏😏

NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +3 / -2

A few of their puppets going down serves no one but them, but you already know that. Say hi to Mr. Wray on the way past his office.

SaltyBobCat 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you think Russia is our real enemy then they successfully dangled a shiny object and distracted you. Fuck China and Fuck the illegitimate U.S Federal Government rabble rabble rabble rabble...

Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right about that buddy!

fjzappa 12 points ago +12 / -0

Straight up property seizures based on conjecture or unsubstantiated allegations.

Complete violation of the 4th Amendment.

No amendment is absolute.

Not_The_FBI 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is North Korea level shit happening right now.

gaijin_ronin 12 points ago +12 / -0

What will happen is a false flag followed by gun bans and as many of us on the list as possible. New federalized Domestic Idealogical Containment Knocker squads will be dispersed to round us up.

brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made me giggle.

WarViper1337 10 points ago +10 / -0

We can only hope that the supreme court will strike this down because it is wholly unconstitutional and an extreme over reach of government powers.

fjzappa 12 points ago +12 / -0

wholly unconstitutional

Only after someone has their property seized will they have standing, and after that point, they'll have no resources available to fund a fight. It's perfect.

OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

GS had to have concocted this.

AnointedVisions 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't even care anymore because communists are just going to do communist things, it's predictable and mundane, and the election was maliciously interfered with

Congress_is_ISIS 9 points ago +9 / -0

They will enact the EO on any person or organization that believes that proving you are a US citizen before you vote is necessary for voting.

Shadowreaper07 9 points ago +9 / -0

"(B) interference in a United States or other foreign government election;"

That's rich coming from who ever is pulling your strings you senile fuck.

MusicToMyEars 9 points ago +9 / -0


It is exceedingly broad and gives cabinet level appointees complete authority.

Too bad our “Supreme Court” would refuse any objections and simply rubber stamp increased federal power via blinders.

Dreadnot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe Biden already broke it, by weakening our country he aids Russia.

MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

That settles it, we now have legal recourse to cancel Biden and Harris. We no longer require impeachment proceedings.

deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
Wearyman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit! I missed it. What the hell? Ok, that's it. Biden just committed Treason. This is a suspension of the entire Bill of Rights and the Constitution!

deathbymonty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welp, das vidanya, bitches.

warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m gonna sound like a dummy but I don’t give a shit what Biden says.

I don’t give a shit what pre-written speeches he slurs through.

I don’t give a shit about illegal aliens.

I don’t give a shit about sexual revolution 2.0 where biology is basically being thrown out the window.

I don’t give a shit about the black/colored/asian/wamen that Kamala Harris supposedly represents.

I don’t give a shit what any of those faggots say because I’m an American.

I’m not the smartest guy but I know what’s true. I know what the Constitution says.

grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

they have someone worse than biden ready to go at a moment's notice. it could be kamala who is a straight up psychopath but I think its going to be somebody way worse than even here, somebody we've never seen before

Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah that E.O. is bad but at least no mean tweets amiright

RedditIs4Retards 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have no contact with Russian, not even Russian Americans

"You're under arrest for posting a meme about collaborating with Russians! Who is your KGB info retriever!?"

Me: "The FBI"

*FBI backs away slowly, nothing to be seen here!"

NPCNN 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the Pedocrats should jail themselves since they are under the CCP Payroll.

fjzappa 2 points ago +3 / -1

CCP ain't Russia.

Grindelwald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like it is targeted toward Trump. We will know for sure when Biden revokes a similar EO Trump wrote for pedophiles and human trafficking.

Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing would surprise me.

ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool so they can fuck facebook up since they banned me for saying "fucking Russians"... for hate speech.