- Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
- Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
- Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
- Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
- Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
- Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
- Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.
- Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.
- Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.
- When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, - - - Tax him till he's good and sore.
- Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.
- Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
- When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.
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