I had a friend and biz partner up until a few years ago who was and prolly still is ultra liberal.
One day we were sitting in a tavern having beers and the conversation turns around to how to deal with a receding hairline.
This happened. I shit you not.
Him: Of course you can shave all of your hair off but that really works only for black men.
Me: Huh? I don't follow.
Him: [pause] Ahm, because black men have much nicer looking skulls than white men.
Me. [My jaw dropped and I sat there staring at him in total silence. It wasn't for comedic effect. I was truly lost for words.]
Him: [His facial expression shows that he is starting to grasp what a totally retarded thing that was to say.] Well, not in all cases, but most.
Yes, this idiot is a white guy.
Please tell me he's not in charge of anything important for public health.
Also, decades ago I started shaving my head because I was in the martial arts industry and hair is a disadvantage. My black instructor opined that he wished he could do that because his head didn't have the same pleasing shape as mine for being bald. Nowadays, he rocks the shiny because he's 65 and has very little left. I think he looks great. Like Wesley Snipes. Only, not insane.
No worries, he's got a 150 IQ and is a total fuckup. His only talent is acing all academic tests.
I tested in mid 130s. Which makes me certain that the Intelegance Quotient test is bullshit. Because I know way smarter people than me.
Hell, I am currently not employable because I won't mask up for an interview or accept a jab for work.
I must be a moron.
"I must be a moron."
[deniro]A little bit.[/deniro]
I don't get the Reference
It's a popular DeNiro line. They even used it in the old SNL "Joe Pesci Show" sketches
Some guest would say something that infuriated Pesci and he would look at Deniro and ask. "Did I somehow insult Me Pesci?"
Deniro would respond with "A little bit."
You can find them on YT.
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