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Pinochet_Was_Right 41 points ago +42 / -1

Def not Super-Straight

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JudicialDredd 23 points ago +23 / -0

Too busy choking on charred bodies of kids and flexing on after party Polaroid's.

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Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +11 / -0

There are no female ATF agents?

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BeefChucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you like playing real life Captain Ahab

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Moltar 11 points ago +11 / -0

Only brown paper bags so you can't tell the difference lol

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MichaelStewart 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fagcinated.

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Barack-Obama2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Describes me perfectly.

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes it does, Mr. President. You are correct, sir.

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NateBedfordForrest 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll do fine on this here twine, boy.

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 2 points ago +3 / -1

BARACK AMERICA!!!!

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Bazzellle 23 points ago +23 / -0

Never stick your dick in crazy.

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CahalTheMad 9 points ago +9 / -0

I once saw that maxim written below a pic of AOC.

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BeefChucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s nasty. Standards have sunk so low that not being fat makes men lose their minds stateside . And bra padding

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Fox_Archipelago2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

LMAO!!!!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stickies like this are in the true TheDonald tradition. Well done!

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fuckfortysix 13 points ago +13 / -0

BIG TIME KEK

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KungPaoMcChicken 13 points ago +13 / -0

Masks now with optional dick sucking zipper.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t give them ideas...

Also imagine getting your dick stuck in a face mask zipper?

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KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your like balls deep when you realise some of your pubes are perm stuck in the zip. Paramedics arrive on the scene.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

new something about Mary movie gets made

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KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Homer are you still holding onto the cans?

Loud plop sound can be heard for miles.

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C00gsHouse281 9 points ago +9 / -0

muh fully vaccinated...but I’ll have to get a booster shot every 6-12 months.

🤡🌎

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bratt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have been Super Vaccinated©. I get a booster each time I take a full Super Free Breath.

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MotherOf13Furbabies 8 points ago +8 / -0

All feds can kiss my UNJABBED ASS!

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

large caliber lobotomies, free of charge :p

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GlockArm 3 points ago +3 / -0

With or without the extra-deadly plastic vertical grip that is worthy of taking nearly your entire life away from you?

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basedvirginian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pede, respect yourself. The ATF should at least give you a fine meal

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KarenKarenKaren 5 points ago +5 / -0

Judging by that super doughy FBI kneelers for BLM I’m sure the ATF knows where to find a good meal

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lixa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look out for VD (vaccine disease)

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're "shedding."

shudder

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horsefacestorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like someone is gay and wants Chinese AIDS

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Smdlegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

/fbi/doj/rinos

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 3 points ago +3 / -0

potential

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LoadedMonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never thought I'd be able to say this but someone I know actually died of the vaccine. I don't know anyone who has died of covid but now a family friend is dead a day after getting the vaccine. She died from a blood clot, dead in her bed for 3 days before anyone found her.

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Pearls_Swine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad! Hopefully the last thing people heard from her wasn't "Just doing my part to keep people safe".

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LoadedMonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the very least it convinced my wife to not get it

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Operation Dinner Out.

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which means they will kill your son and dog just for giggles.

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paulej 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about AFT agents?

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Brendancs0 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh i like that

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SpicyItalianSausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

ATF all get issued fucking klown shoes once they graduate klown school! Ever want to know just how fucked up the FBI & ATF are watch documentaries on Waco and Ruby Ridge! Then think of all the other real criminals they could and should be going after!

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope those dickfags suffocate on hairy taint.

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noonthirty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I love this so much.

But wait, what about herpes simplex?

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine you start to mutate from the dick up afterward...

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zippy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Things you'd hear before social-marxists moved the window

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henri_derelicte 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d like to be wined and dined before I get fucked, thank you very much

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can assign the FBI to Shaft Management.

The remainder of Federal "Justice" will handle Ball Cradling.

BAD LIEUTENANTS, EVERY ONE OF THEM!

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bobbybadass 2 points ago +2 / -0

F-Troop losers can rim me.

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya gotta Portland Andy that shit:

“ They can SUCK MY DICK in the back!”

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Undo1913 2 points ago +2 / -0

My unvaxxed load blasting out of my tiny white micropeen will cleanse them of the experimental mRNA poison.

Therefore, I reject the free BJ & opt for dinner and a movie.

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Wheres_Varg 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll just get sick from them being contagious.. viral shedding.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 2 points ago +2 / -0

how pathetic that you actually have to tell them..."without the mask"

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno bro maybe they should wear their mask over their nose when they suck your dick.

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neosin 1 point ago +2 / -1

sounds too gay for me

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guitarmastershredder 1 point ago +3 / -2

Cum GuZzling FBI ATF terrorists

Here’s your white supremacist...

Why don’t you come by and let’s have a chat about white history and white culture.. how about my amazing white wife can bake you some white power cookies.