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IncredibleMrE1 95 points ago +97 / -2

Inb4 the word gobbledygook is banned for being hate speech against Asians.

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regollyek 61 points ago +62 / -1

We prefer to be called Gobbledyorientials

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RuleoVicus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Top kek

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh snap this is now part of what I say

Awoman to that!

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gobbledyazn?

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LettucePray 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got a chink in my armor reading this comment.

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Shmoocifer 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol this comment left me wanton more

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VForVictory 72 points ago +73 / -1

Love Norm

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2Curved_Hollow_Fangs 24 points ago +25 / -1

God status.

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Worldtraveler0405 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yep, leaving Silverman with her mouth open in awe. XD

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BingusCombat 5 points ago +5 / -0

She was kinda laughing too because she liked being put in her place like that.

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Checkmate6Romeo 1 point ago +1 / -0

No jokes about silverman opening her mouth for norm? Alright then. Ill check back later.

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South_Florida_Guy 64 points ago +65 / -1

Your shits all retarded and you talk like a fag!

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Skabliggum2 27 points ago +27 / -0

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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Hshsvsvsvsvhs 7 points ago +8 / -1

Welcome to buttfuckers!!

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imafarttrustme 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you don't smoke Tarrlytons, FUCK YOU!

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Full body latte

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KarlHungus53 6 points ago +6 / -0

UNSCANNABLE!

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your aptitude test is to see what your aptitude's good at, to get you a jail job while you're being a particular individual in jail.

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Go away, I’m BAITIN’!”

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Gr8ful69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Favorite Quote!

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Ponzo 23 points ago +57 / -34

I was disappointed when he deleted his Jan 6th tweet

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NataliesFeet 19 points ago +19 / -0

What did it say?

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basedvirginian 28 points ago +28 / -0

What a fuckin legend

Shame he wussed out and deleted it

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Killer 14 points ago +14 / -0

wow thats a great tweet and true, the fucking big deal they make of jan 6th boggles my mind compared to what dems do to their own cities

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

All by design.

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Hshsvsvsvsvhs 7 points ago +8 / -1

Because millions of Patriots across the country all gathered together to protest Joe Biden's dictatorship.. look at it it was bigger than the women's march. It was bigger than Trump's protesters.. and that fucking terrified them. They saw the power of the resistance against their regime and they knew there was 75 million more where that came from.. they want to scare you into never doing it again and it seems to be working.. if you want to defeat Joe Biden and properly resist him? Do it again..

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proforma 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need all 90 million that voted for Trump to show up and protest the government. They can then lock everyone up once they use facial recognition. They take patriots down after the fact, via "investigations" meanwhile BLM and ANTIFA never spend more than a night or two in jail, with their bail-out system. Thanks Kamala and Maxine (two very terrible people).

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try to have THAT discussion with them. They'll never allow you to compare the two. They don't allow honest comparisons. "Any means necessary."

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IG_Farben 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you see what the you know who’s did to him for defending Louis CK and Rosanne. Besides Mel Gibson he’s the only one to even have the courage to fart 💨 in their face.

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IG_Farben 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something about following the velvet ropes being worse than 9/11 🤣

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10gauge 22 points ago +23 / -1

Most politicians speak commie gobblediegook. It is disgusting.

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Tenspot20 22 points ago +23 / -1

Norm McDonald and Adam Carolla would make an Awesome new "Man Show".

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catch-a-penny 16 points ago +16 / -0

They should work together, but definitely not a new man show.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good Times!

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn’t go that far but it’s enjoyable and not very woke

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IG_Farben 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean the word genius is thrown around like nazi today too ?

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get it on!

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Checkmate6Romeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean Ace Rockola? Loveline was the greatest radio show. Leaving room for Limbaugh of course but theyre not really the same kind of show so I think I can get away with my wild claim.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

LoveLines

"Dr. Drew Pinsky and Jimmy Kimmel should do a Woman's Hygiene Show together."

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol people don't realize the huge difference between them. norm is a devout christian, adam is a devout atheist. would be a good show.

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The_Bugout_Bag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Based norm as always...buried. his partner mainstreamed jimmy...showcased. cheeses

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Desert_Covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Voice of the nation.

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Joeret 8 points ago +8 / -0

What the heck was this from?

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strawberryismyjam [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's kind of like Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.

But instead of Zack, it's Norm.

And instead of two ferns, it's too insufferable twats.

Between Two Insufferable Twats with Norm Macdonald.

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time." -- Norm MacDonald

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TBGJC 7 points ago +8 / -1

Norm looks like David Puddy nowadays

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_deleted_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta support the team

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UglyPuppies 5 points ago +5 / -0

High five!

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Ep1ctetus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Norm is the GOAT.

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Stormbringer33 3 points ago +3 / -0

Updoot for truth!

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SqueakyDolphin 4 points ago +4 / -0

MODS WHY IS AZ THREAD NOT STICKIED???!!

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SupremeDearLeader2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Norm is all.

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MrZ211 4 points ago +4 / -0

This but i dropped the phrase "no offence"

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

But that preface makes it 10x funnier.

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Damn fucking right

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Norm for the win.... lol.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear, his Me Doing Standup special made me laugh more than anything I've seen in ages. Also, this will make 96 minutes fl by. Favorite bit might be the first Dennis Miller interview at 30:37.

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

the new one he did, 'hitler's dog, gossip & trickery' is pretty good too

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Tharin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha you made me laugh.

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IG_Farben 1 point ago +1 / -0

Normie

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kfunny91 1 point ago +1 / -0

i need the full video of this!

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strawberryismyjam [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's in the comments

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gobbledee gook.

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BingusCombat 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmaoooo

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PartyOfTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I bet half the dolts here will vote for RINOS in 2022. Mark my words.

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Cyber1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

I Love Norm.

Norm is like a Time Traveler.

A Visitor from Idgafistan.