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posted ago by TrumpLandslide20201 ago by TrumpLandslide20201 +22 / -0

Our local carry out has advised us that the cigarette distributors are coming tomorrow to confiscate all menthol cigarettes and pods! This bitch is going to burn to the fucking ground!

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Japan4Salt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are they really getting rid of menthol cigarettes already?

I can't think of any reason why they would do this except Clown World reasons.

I don't think they are bluffing on the red meat limit either. Its Agenda 2030 bullet point.

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GabeC1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

They didn't pay enough protection money to the UniParty.

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +3 / -1

A bunch of joggers all simultaneously suffering from nicotine withdrawal?

Nationwide chimpout incoming!

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watchman4u 2 points ago +2 / -0

are you serious ?

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TrumpLandslide20201 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what the nice lady with a "slight Indian accent" told me just now.

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watchman4u 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow

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jerrycan111 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol yeah sure. This will be the line. Lmfao