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sustainable_saltmine 77 points ago +77 / -0

Oh, that's just a sign it's working and your body is building immunity.

/s

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Nellie_the_Beaut 10 points ago +10 / -0

“A robust immune response” is what the more scientific brainwashed sheep like to call it.

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Ponzo -9 points ago +4 / -13

My grandma got that pfizer shit a month or two ago, im glad nothing bad happened so far but she did go to the hospital recently because her legs were hurting and she thought she had thrombosis

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UnitedStatesofSmash 40 points ago +40 / -0

I'll never take that garbage. If my elderly, one legged, diabetic grandmother can survive COVID, fuck it, I'll take my chances.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 29 points ago +29 / -0

And no, I wasn't being facetious. My grandmother is actually diabetic and one legged.

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Staatssicherheit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Would you take a 100% chance of being killed 0.00001% of the time or would you take a 10% chance of being killed 5% of the time?

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UnitedStatesofSmash 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly, nail on the head. I just wish I could make other people in my family understand this.

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +2 / -1

What makes you think they don't understand?

I can see why someone would pick option 1 as well as why someone would pick option 2. The younger you are, the better option 2 looks. 10% chance of being killed 0.01% of the time?

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arkylady 9 points ago +9 / -0

Me and my mom had it last fall. She's 86 and taking chemo treatments for lung cancer. We survived. It's a miracle I spose :)

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Lasernuts 11 points ago +11 / -0

I asked my doc if she’d recommend it out of shits and giggles - got the most serious face I’ve ever seen from her in the 8 years of being my doc, with a solid “No.” along with a bunch of other stuff said

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Alpha_Lemming 36 points ago +36 / -0

Totally unrelated, and I'm sure he was sterile before the shot as well.

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Great_Gazoo 28 points ago +28 / -0

It's sad that he can't sue anyone. Vaccine companies have a license to murder.

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Anon331717 22 points ago +22 / -0

meANz itS WurKIng

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BadManOrange 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's certainly interesting how certain people are getting these clotting issues. I tend to have a theory that there are tons of people out there with clotting disorders that don't know it. Then when they get these shots it's throwing that crap into overdrive and they get massive clotting issues.

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MuhNameJeff 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same thing with auto immune disorders

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arkylady 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a theory that they've been collecting our DNA for years and know exactly what they are doing.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 8 points ago +8 / -0

<fun parlor games 23andme & ancestry. com have entered the chat>

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe these extreme side effects are occurring in people who have already had covid (knowingly or not) and have naturally created antibodies. The vaccine is interacting with those somehow and causing these terrible issues. Notice how it’s impossible to find a “Covid 19 antibody test” anywhere, but the up the nose swab stations to test you for active covid are practically in every parking lot and street corner? The antibody tests have been squashed because Fauci & Co don’t want people to know if they are already carrying immunity against covid - and will then stop getting the vaccines. They won’t tell people how dangerous it is for the immune system to double up on this viral load. It’s just “the more, the better! Come on down!”

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

The spike protein that is on the actual coronavirus causes clotting. I'm not sure why it ends up targeting the lungs the most but it causes clotting there so your lungs fill up with fluids. The gene therapy shot is similar in that it makes your body produce a similar spike protein, which will cause clotting. Now some people may have it worse than others because everyone has different DNA but that is the high level summary of it.

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Gadsden -2 points ago +5 / -7

My theory is that those who experience extremely adverse effects from the vaccine would have experienced extreme symptoms from the actual virus.

I don't think the shot does much of anything, except give people the virus. Thus the whole "KEEP WEARING YOUR MASKS!!!" push.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 7 points ago +8 / -1

I would agree with that line of thinking with an actual vaccine. But this is a treatment. It works completely different that the shots you got when you were a kid. I think it’s very possible these people wouldn’t even know they had the virus. But this experimental treatment plan attacks your body In a different way.

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Gerbaski 10 points ago +10 / -0

Blood clots have always been a problem when trying to develop a corona virus vaccine. That is one of the reasons why there has never been a corona virus vaccine before now.

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CovfefeNegro 7 points ago +10 / -3

Fauci held your friend at gunpoint and made him take it did he?

Sorry but your friend chose for himself, he is not your Cross to bear. But Fauci did not do this, your friend did.

Yeah fook Fauci but unlike Epstein your friend did do this to himself.

https://files.catbox.moe/rz37vb.jpg

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DahnaldTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

You ever notice how if you tell someone you know a person who got really fucked up directly after taking vaccine they immediately deflect and say “wow they must have had something else!” But you tell the same person you have a toothache and they automatically diagnose you with COVID?

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Gadsden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't be convinced not to take it, either, huh?

I have several friends that are the same way. Just too terrified by the gaslight ING, and can't make a reasonable decision.

Some even had covid with almost no symptoms. Still got the shot. Still wearing masks.

I'm not sure we deserve to go on, as a species.

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of my friends had a seizure

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Bigly-Wrong 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn’t Judas Pence just get a pacemaker too.

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Bueller 5 points ago +5 / -0

We must shame the "GMO People" as the spike protien shedding freaks they are.

Promote and exemplify "Organic and Natural People"

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_Cabal_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

A 15 year old kid in Colorado with no previous conditions or allergies died of a heart attack 2 days after getting the "vaccine."

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did the doctors who put all of that work into your friend (implanting an emergency pacemaker) think his symptoms was caused by the vaccine?

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Bueller 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, let's trust doctors/s who went along with villifying and lying about known effective medicine: HQC+Zinc and/or Ivermectin.

Let's trust doctors /s and hospitals who killed many thousands by putting them on ventilators so they couod get that sweet $39k from the govt . . .

If you want to become one of the GMO people -turning your body into a spike protien shedding freak factory - go ahead . . . good luck

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who said anything about trust? I just want to hear what their theories are and make up my own mind.

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Bueller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, if you want to nit pick semantics . . .

exchange "lend credibility to" in place of the word "trust"

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Staatssicherheit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll decide whether or not I find the arguments credible. Are you trying to keep me from listening to any other viewpoints besides the you are preaching? This is a word for that.

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YodaBannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope he recovers fren

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Sun_Tzu 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have heard this now a few times. They always claim "coincidence"....maybe it is, maybe it isn't. All I know is I am not going to find out until the long term effects are studied.

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MobileDev4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fact ✅ False. OP is noticing things instead of deferring his thinking to the 'Experts'™.

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entwickelnden 2 points ago +2 / -0

i hope your friend survives.

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

No fucking shot for me.

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Coprolite 2 points ago +2 / -0

That means it's working.

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Darwinism.

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AlmostHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would get lethal

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MuhNameJeff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit dude

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a pretty baller immune response from your bud, praise him for his superior genes and ask if you can have some of his blood.

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UndercoverInCA 0 points ago +1 / -1

Picture evidence?

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PermaHandshake 0 points ago +7 / -7

Your friend gets what he deserves. Fuck Fauci though.

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Dogpile1 [S] 9 points ago +11 / -2

The only reason he took it was because he takes care of his elderly father.

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PermaHandshake 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did he get the flu vaccine every year? If not, why covid-19? They're about the same when it comes to danger to elderly. Also, he'd be better off catching covid-19 and then developing natural immunity rather than getting the vaccine.

This whole fear of elderly to force the vaccine coercion is gross.

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Dogpile1 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

It really is. He never got the flu vac but he was so worried about his dad. Now of course he isn’t taking care of his dad and that’s another whole set of problems. He was very against it but his dad was so worried. The powers have done a real number on people.

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Vermin 7 points ago +7 / -0

My 82 year old father is not falling for the Fear Porn.
Already said he does not want the vaccine.
I definitely do not want it either.
I still personally know of no one who has has had Covid.

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