Believe me, I tried, too! I went everywhere, touched everything I could lay my hands on, and rubbed my grubby ass-scratchers all over my face. I even went so far as to wear the same dumb, cloth mask for months on end...but nope. I got nothin'. Just a year of feeling like a total chump for participating in the fakey shitshow.

Yah, we're just the few lucky ones i guess, lol.

Funny how if you just don't give a fuck, nothing happens.