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Gooseontheloose 17 points ago +18 / -1

My pronouns are Your grace/His majesty

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funckydechunk [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

gaaaaaaaaaaay

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JoeNotErotic 7 points ago +7 / -0

How dare you question his royalty expression! This is an act of violence. I demand this tyrant silenced!

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

deport deport deport!!!!!

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

On a scale of one to gay, the Russian judges have determined that comment was pretty Kevin Spacey.

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

sorry to disappoint your Honors, Judge Putin, Associate Judge Putin, and Chief Justice Putin

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deathbymonty 10 points ago +10 / -0

How about instead of “if he has pronouns” it’s “if he is on social media”

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funckydechunk [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

pronouns aren't confined to social media.

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deathbymonty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where else do people have bios that their gf would see. Not being argumentative, I’m just an old fart disconnected from all this shit except through what you guys show me

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funckydechunk [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

email signature blocks, trinkets on desks, wearables.

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deathbymonty 5 points ago +5 / -0

...it’s the little details like this, the things I could never possibly foresee, that catch me off guard and bother me the most. TRINKETS ON DESKS?! With PRONOUNS?!!

Honk.

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altaG12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slack

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loric4882 6 points ago +6 / -0

I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he/he

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funckydechunk [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL....heeeee/heeeee

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barwhack 5 points ago +5 / -0

If your girlfriend has pronouns in her bio...

Then you should quit facebook and get a fertile girlfriend.

You should quit facebook anyway.

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KarenKarenKaren 5 points ago +5 / -0

What about u/KarenKarenKaren (Bro, Brah, Broheem)

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude, dooder, el duderino

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

that last one because I’m not into the whole brevity thing

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Icanteven 2 points ago +3 / -1

The Dude abides

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what happens when you fuck another man in the ass!

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Homemade-Soap 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as Bill Cosby and my pronouns are zip-zop and zoobity bop.

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

If a guy/girl had pronouns which obviously were ridiculing the idea of pronouns, then I would find it funny.

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LettucePray 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband's pronouns are sandwich/now.

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fellas,

If your girlfriend has pronouns in her bio...

Then you have a boyfriend.

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TheOne1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Troof

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Annpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless his pronouns are toxic/masculinity... hes defin not for me

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek!

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killlibtards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ain't that the truth?

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altaG12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soooooo truee!