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She left him for his best friend (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Kalvous ago by Kalvous +3022 / -0
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ENVYNITAZ 101 points ago +101 / -0

well done OP!

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IncredibleMrE1 48 points ago +48 / -0

KEK <--- most definitely this one

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

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Iteachfuckingscience 10 points ago +10 / -0

#TIPPY TOP!

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GrimCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

But only half way up

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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rivertrek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Back-to-back.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kill Shot

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rivertrek 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALLLEEXXXX!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!

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NoatakTheWiser 80 points ago +80 / -0

Lmao let's not pretend like they actually have a conscience to even care about the evil these fucks commit. Gates has promoted genocide and starving the population and yet she was fine with it. They probably know a lot more and only left to save face and try to claim innocence.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 37 points ago +37 / -0

That's what I was thinking too. She gets a divorce and continues to have her hands in the foundation and all of it's machinations clandestinely. That way if Bill Gates actually does face the music for his attempted genocide she can claim ignorance and continue the mission uninterrupted.

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Rig4Red 7 points ago +10 / -3

Same thing the melvin capital dude did to protect his wealth. They use the system against us.

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Sweetpede 15 points ago +18 / -3

They're probably getting a divorce because they can't stand each other. I doubt she's leaving him over moral principles. Or maybe she caught him cheating, or vice versa.

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zooty 13 points ago +13 / -0

They can pretend that Microsoft Bob never happened but you know for sure it's been festering...

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KarenKarenKaren 2 points ago +2 / -0

He just finally snapped and flipped the desk over Microsoft Bob lol

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dunno, I think Microsoft Bob is a cute concept.

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Sweetpede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Seems like a failure of marketing. Would have been perfect for kids.

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they should bring back the paperclip guy.

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Sweetpede 1 point ago +2 / -1

And that little yellow dog.

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wuts happening, who's getting divorced and why ??? I leave this site for a day lol

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Nameless_Mofo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bill & Melinda Gates

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SupremeDearLeader2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah, thanks was confused by lil fascist Fauci's face

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JPC1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you explain the genocide thing? Bill gates uses big government to keep you alive so you’re a tax cow.

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

thans fren :)

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VoidWanderer 14 points ago +15 / -1

which gives the benefit of the doubt to women.

They aren't the innocent, sheltered, angels that most "conservatives" like to pretend they are while those same "conservatives" bury their heads in the sand and get upset whenever anything that points out how manipulative, twisted, selfish, and just plain liars they are is brought up.

Women can be worse than men when they want to be and love to hide behind the facade of "I'm just poor woman who was taken advantage of/doesn't know any better/was lied to/etc" to cover for their actions. If everything about "Me Too" wasn't enough to wake you up and stop you from giving any leeway to women you need to take another look at things.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +4 / -3

The way I see it I'm a moral equalist. Men and women are morally of equal worth and one's sex doesn't make one more or less likely to be morally good or bad, but I think men and women have different vices that they are more susceptible. Men are probably more prone to aggression and women are more prone to gossip. A lot of times women don't directly engage in violence, but they're the little soleimanies egging someone else (i.e. a guy) to commit violence.

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NoatakTheWiser 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao. But seriously a monster is a monster regardless of what is between their legs. Anyone with a conscience would've left Bill long ago.

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GrovPortion 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is that different from simping?

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, you'd better.

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Techrev 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno, Bill Gates goes down a few notches on the richest men in the world list, Zuckerberg goes up a notch. Mel becomes 2nd richest woman in the world. Possibly first. Whenever those things happen, I look at the charts. No clue how things will actually be divided up, though.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bezos also split with his wife and is stepping down as CEO of Amazon.

Wonder if these divorces are an attempt to shield finances from Executive Order 13848 - https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2018/09/14/2018-20203/imposing-certain-sanctions-in-the-event-of-foreign-interference-in-a-united-states-election

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

Before we know it, Bill Gates will start pumping iron and shave his head. https://i.insider.com/596ccf2eabc1c837008b54c9?width=1200

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

that would be cool!

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doug2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hey good for him. We need more men not less (hes still a faggot)

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Techrev 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be, my brain is going - the Richest women and the richest men lists are becoming equalized. Elon seems to be the biggest hold out.

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Chinese_spy2 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sure, and Harvey Weinstein's wife was totally blind to his behavior.

  • Wives know. They always know, in some way.

But their lives are too good to simply walk away. Or they are complicit.

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Necrovoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

They know.

A husband and wife are out to dinner, when all of sudden a very attractive young lady walks by and winks at the husband, smiles and walks away. Naturally, the wife is less than pleased about this

"Who was that?" She asks

"What do you think?," the husband replies.

"You pig", she says "You don't even have the decency to try and hide it."

The husband takes another drink and ignores her.

The wife is steaming now, " I'll be filling for divorce in the morning".

"Fine by me if that's what you want" responds the husband, "just remember that we both signed a prenup, so you'll be on your own if you do. No more nice cars, big houses or fancy restaurants"

Well as you can imagine the wife is now quite upset. She's doing her best to look anywhere except at her husband, when she notices their neighbors a few tables over, when the same thing happens. A younger woman waves and winks at the husband right in front of the wife.

She asks her husband "who was that at Rob and Jill's table?"

He looks over, "Oh, that's his mistress, Jessica."

The wife says "ours is prettier"

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VoidWanderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same as all the women that just magically decided a few years ago was finally the time for a "Me Too" fest. They'll happily take advantage of a situation but the moment they notice the wind turning they'll take everything not nailed down and leave the situation as far behind as possible.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm convinced EmRata doesn't get work in Pedowood because she refused to suck dick. If that's the case, good for her.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2017/07/04/actress-emily-ratajkowski-blasts-i-cant-find-work-because-my-boobs-are-too-big/

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CrusadingPowerUser 15 points ago +15 / -0

" It's not looking good babe, they say I could go down for multiple counts of crimes against humanity, child rape, distribution of child pornography, murder and a couple of other things"....

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minotaurbeach 6 points ago +6 / -0

YES, or we find out something sick, like the boarder children were used to make 'the vaccine'.

Bill has empty achievements. He created nothing, and everything that made him rich, he cheated, copied, filed for patens for and his father sued. No medical degree either.

He was a freshman at Harvard when he dropped out. His father made this position for him.

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Trump_VS_NWO 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please help Fiddleheads Cafe

They are currently being attacked for defending basic human freedom.

This is their site: cafefiddleheads.com

You'll see a gofundme link there.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, you've otherwise got to believe that Bill fell for one of the Project Managers for Microsoft Bob?!?! I mean Bob brought us Clippy, but still....

I still remember the rather positive light that she was seen in for the first decade or so, for bringing a touch of humanity into the soulless husk of Gates and actually convincing him to loosen the purse strings and start being philanthropic.

Unfortunately, like many robber barons before him, that is his commonly seen public persona, and not the vile destroyer of an industry that he is.

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WatchMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love a set of links to use as a an educational primer. I’m suspecting the same about Gates.

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Trump_VS_NWO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please help Fiddleheads Cafe

They are currently being attacked for defending basic human freedom.

This is their site: cafefiddleheads.com

You'll see a gofundme link there.

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WatchMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

thank you so much.

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TheAnomalousUser 43 points ago +43 / -0

LMAO

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Formerlurker92 29 points ago +29 / -0

Most expensive divorce in history incoming

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FliesTheFlag 17 points ago +17 / -0

Could be but I doubt it, Gates started Microsoft 20 years before they got married so he already had the MSFT stock that was the foundation for his wealth even though he diversified out of it. Jeff Bezos Divorce was 35Billion 2 years ago, all amazon stock I think. They all got fuck you money anyway you slice it though lol

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

The most important thing is their kids are over 18 now - no child support. That's where men are raped in divorce court, getting to pay 100k a month to support children.

I would bet anything that they agreed to stay legally married until their youngest hit 18 (this year), and the money and split has already been negotiated, and he offered a big enough check to make her give up a couple years of outrageous child support, and her getting the 125 million dollar house to keep the kids in. That house, from all accounts, is HIS baby, and he's not giving it up.

Gates is a sleazy slime bag. You know he had the best lawyers in the country negotiate it all with her ahead of time. It will be called 'Amicable" in the press.

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tdtech9 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this rarified level, child support wouldn't matter. That is usually determined statutorily. Alimony on the other hand is basically unlimited, based on equitable distribution or established lifestyle.

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ProudWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't gates say he wouldn't leave anything but a million to his kids, maybe how they get around that. Wouldn't be surprised that as divorce proceedings gate gives a nice monetary stimulus to his kids tax free too as a form of "child support". Remember we live in a 2 tier legal system and divorces are the best way to move large sums tax free.

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JPC1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Bezos way more.

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Criminal accusations, ??

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SBOJ_JOBS 13 points ago +13 / -0

PP: Hello, this is Planned Parenthood

BG: I need an order of baby juice STAT

PP: Ok Mr Gates. How much do you need?

BG: I'm thinking at least two tanker trucks.

PP: ...We will call Governor Cuomo now, but that may take a few days.

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dirtysanchez69 35 points ago +35 / -0

Don’t worry, Pooh will hook him up with a Chinese spy pronto!

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Kekintosh2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fang Fang for Bang Bang

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SupremeDearLeader2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eeeeew, just think, Swallwell's sloppy seconds 🤢

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thirds. Swalwell had sloppy seconds. Fang Fang also gave bang bang to the mayor of Fremont. Don't remember the guy's name, but it's probably Fat Bastard.

https://abcu8.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/d20e6ba2577bf708483a28cda308d40cf6df4e648c3a4592401b0cdd0e13326d-1.png

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

shudder

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Recyclops 1 point ago +1 / -0

For Bill? Definitely a Wang Wang.

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TakenusernameA 31 points ago +31 / -0

Bill wasnt killing enough people for the heretic whore.

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iSignedUpForThis 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's exactly what I thought! lol

"You're just not invested in this mission of depopulation enough. You've changed and I'm going to finish what we started."

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alcowiggles 21 points ago +21 / -0

Can't believe Bill Gates' wife is Cory Feldman in drag.

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MyNameIsNotImportant 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yikes, Cory isn't that ugly. That's Miracle Max's winching wench wife.

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TruthWillOut 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's actually Kevin Clein.

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Oback_Barama 21 points ago +21 / -0

They are both whores?

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes

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War_Hamster 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wonder which one of them is going to get the beach house they just bought near me? It was just over a year ago, but I still haven't seen anyone occupy the house yet, and I'm on that beach with my dog almost every day.

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MICHIGANisRED 22 points ago +22 / -0

Why would they buy a beach house if the ice caps are going to melt?

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

No kidding. And these houses all have 6' sea walls that get washed out by winter storms almost every year.

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SupremeDearLeader2 5 points ago +5 / -0

[ smirks in Al Gore]

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datahog1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh oh, it looks like you've had too much to think!

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

you, if you're brave enough

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GitmObama 13 points ago +13 / -0

What?

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Genericwhitemale 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bill Gates and his wife getting a divorce. Something tells me she knows something sinister about him

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TakenusernameA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or the reverse.

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TheImpossible1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just going to leave this here...

The male population must be reduced to 10% and power restored to women - what "the future is female" means.

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China4Biden 13 points ago +13 / -0

Melinda Gates is a MAN!!!!!!!!

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SurfandTurf 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s a man, baybeeee

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HarvesterOfBallots 3 points ago +3 / -0

Manlinda gaytes

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CrusadingPowerUser 13 points ago +13 / -0

These snakes deserve every bit of it.. Never stop

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SkullLeader1 11 points ago +11 / -0

She has a bad case of man-face.

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therighteousdontfear 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine having all the money in the world but being still unable to simply maintain a relationship. Can't grow together? Wtf...it's not supposed to be a bed of roses all the time, Bill. Plenty of time to tell others how to live their lives but can't live their own properly.

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 6 points ago +6 / -0

He didn't do enough cooking and other chores during the quarantine.

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BowelSharpton 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sweet! Kalvous: I will have to order a refill on your BUY-den "Like the gas prices? You voted for it" stickers as plastered half of mine in mine and the surrounding five counties and gave the rest away to laughing-hysterically friends who commute for a living. Headed to the VA tomorrow (80 miles away), and only down to three. Will have to Spread The Gospel strategically until I re-order.

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Kalvous [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't thank you enough for buying some stickers! Love to make 'em and so happy when folks get a laugh. Look for more designs soon!

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

Instant classic! Great meme skills, OP!

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NataliesFeet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wonder if it has anything to do with him being a megalomaniac? Nah.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that the new way to spell kid fucker?

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GEhrets 9 points ago +9 / -0

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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BoomShtick 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have won the internet for today.

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sleazysaxsolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm dying of laughter at that midget goblin fool!

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MountainMan95 8 points ago +9 / -1

I don’t blame her. She gets half his money and is now free to go find a real man... win win!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 13 points ago +13 / -0

She can just look in the mirror if she wants to find a real man...

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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Twitter 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmao

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IG_Farben 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meme Magic

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CdnMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Windows 10 was the last straw

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro the latest patch is dope tho - it has a built in vax progress meter for your country, state, county, city, zip code, neighborhood and each person in your household.

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TheSloth 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh geez, just eeeeewwwww....

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MyNameIsNotImportant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which one wasn't holding up their end of the global extermination goals they had for their marriage? M/S would have been a much better ending.

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VarusSPQR 5 points ago +5 / -0

How soon before Gates comes out as gay or trans?

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NateBedfordForrest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kevin Kline won't have to ever work again!

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MrCuriousGuy513 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s actually good one.

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much for a threesome with Melinda and Kamala and Caitlyn?

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please don't tell us if you work that out. I've watched a lot of disgusting porn and even I couldn't watch that.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Three Kamalas, One Cup.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤮

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +1 / -0

.........

Will it save the world if someone makes that sacrifice?

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, no. but Netflix could offer it as the next Tiger King.

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much for you to delete this post?

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill, for you it's only $3 million. Don't try to con me by paying in Dogecoins.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace Kamala with Big Mike and its a gay orgy.

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Nurikee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Careful this could be 4-d chess move to hide assets. I mean you cares if you are not married on a piece of paper. need more info otherwise fishy

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's bailing to get half of billy boy's $130 billion fortune, she's gonna go wild with it. prepare for more leftist fuckery

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faction war - elites vs female supremacists?

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

which side will Bruce Jenner be on ?!?

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peeloutbozo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully it's in a state that allows gay marriage.

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NinjaPlease 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Mel short for Melvin ? Damn that bitch look like a dude !

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Kayelle 4 points ago +4 / -0

The CIA wants all their money back

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MoreAmericanThanMost 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can kiss the rich list top 5 good bye now bill you asshole

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VinCarver 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re probably getting divorced so they can safeguard assets. Marriage to these people are simple business arrangements

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Billybobcuccio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant

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suliv 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMFAOO

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

MANLinda sure is gross

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COanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bill left her for FaUci!

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its crazy but she is about as pretty as Julia Roberts.

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Pumpitrealgood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always thought that melinda gates was secretly kevin kline after hormone therapy, maybe I'm wrong tho

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome!

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ravonaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Johnny on the spot with the memes today. Nice!

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn you guys are so up to date!

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CB_Fonoti 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, fauci is with bill...🤡🤡