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MAGAsJustBegun 224 points ago +225 / -1

Good lol. That's the most liberal city in USA. Like 90% democrats.

Let the money for weddings go to other cities and states. Anyone who has a dance free wedding, with no standing together is a jackass anyways.

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nozonozo 106 points ago +108 / -2

95% fren.

Why anyone listens to Bowser is beyond me, she has no standing in the matter.

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QuranIsToiletPaper 47 points ago +48 / -1

Footloose (4/7) Movie CLIP - Defending Dancing (1984) HD

https://youtu.be/4EdkUt4f5wg

Kenny Loggins - Footloose (Official Video)

https://youtu.be/ltrMfT4Qz5Y

After loud rebukes from Supreme Court, California Gov. Newsom quietly scraps ban on church singing

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/after-loud-rebukes-from-supreme-court-california-gov-newsom-quietly-scraps-ban-on-church-singing

Demoncrats were always the most extreme authoritarians. See Al and Tipper Gore and the Parents Music Resource Center rock and roll witch hunt:

https://youtu.be/S0Vyr1TylTE

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Xanisor 33 points ago +33 / -0

The movie will be considered "problematic" soon and banned from Netflix.

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Art-Vandelay41 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would think you’re joking, but they pulled that episode of spongebob where they had to quarantine, so, anything is possible.

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup. Golden Girls got hit too .

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

what?! which one?

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SupremeDearLeader2 3 points ago +3 / -0

the one where Rose has a mud mask beauty treatment on her face .

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basedvirginian 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m going to a wedding in NC this weekend and I’m going to request Footloose lmao

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gaijin_ronin 5 points ago +5 / -0

NC isn't as bad as dc but our faggy gubna is still dangling that carrot trying to keep up emergency powers. There are pockets of regular people that are tired off the mask bs.

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basedvirginian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll be out near Winston-Salem so hopefully it’ll be a bit less Karen-esque over the masks

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully you will be ok outside of that city. Watch out for the college tards and those working there.

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RonJoner -10 points ago +2 / -12

Lot of hipsters out there in Winston

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m gonna be in Davie County / more rural part of the area. We’re also gonna be on a family farm so mask cucks are likely to not be as big of a deal haha

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1776ThereIsaidIt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yet, Dee Snider now hates Trump and is a liberal Democrat.

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Shamb3 21 points ago +21 / -0

I guess in his old age he decided he is gonna take it.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek.

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peterthegreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Up the old 💩 chute.

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

[ erects in Big Mike ]

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Stormbringer33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outstanding.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

A lot of musicians are morons - not exactly breaking news there. Like when Metallica was on an award show, when Clinton was running a second time, and Kirk made a peace sign and said "Vote for Clinton", and I was sitting there going "How do you not know his Vice President and his wife tried to shut you down? No, really, Kirk, you fucking moron, they singled your band out specifically."

Since then, that's a measuring stick that was easy to use, if they supported Clinton, Gore, and the Dem politicians who were actually talking about legislation that would limit what they could and could not write in terms of lyrics.You're a musician, and you support Gore, you say? You're a fucking moron.

Granted, their labels were fat and happy, because Al also passed a blank tape tax for them. So they got more money.

Fun fact: the record industry gets a piece of every hard drive sold, because of Napster. Remember that when they cry poor.

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CelesteD 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember the biggest people screaming about P2P were metallica, madonna, and eminem. madonna literally uploaded edited songs of her own music with them cutting out and her screaming at the end at people they were stealing from her.

interesting times back then. fuck 'em all

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Dictator_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

A lot of these types don't like Trump because they were told to. Some of them have legitimate bad tastes in their mouths. I know I did, except unlike these types I watch policy closely. The issue this creates that I can see? These types are not challenged to look through what they believe vs. what they are being sold as "opposition".

For that we can definitely thank corporations who own media products that call themselves "news".

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saltyviewer123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Footloose released in 1984. Kevin Bacon time traveler confirmed. He knew we would need this movie.

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MAGAsJustBegun 24 points ago +24 / -0

That's crazy! I guess that's why the times I visited DC that weren't major Trump events I was harassed constantly by leftist assholes for my maga hat.

Wish I had a hidden camera to expose how intolerant those people are.

When I was walking into DC from the edge of Virginia, a middle aged dike spit at my feet haha.

They are very unhappy people. Imagine, I probably ruined her morning, and her mistreating me actually made mine.

I happened to be there the week / weekend that the Venezuelan Embassy in DC was infiltrated by leftists protesters who supported Maduro and wouldn't leave.

Outside of the embassy were all sorts of Venezuelan people who became Americans.

I talked with them, and they were very against those leftists invading their embassy in favor of Maduro.

Told me they were with Trump on the issue, and educated us a bit on what was going on, and how grateful they were to be in USA.

They were fucking pissed at the leftists. The ringleader of protesting within the embassy was some failed green party candidate in DC I guess.

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SurfingUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Venezuelans in exile are BASED.

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great attitude! I had business in dc through the plandemic, I used to love that place, but it’s a shithole now.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mario should throw the beast off the platform.

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ElectronicSlurm69 2 points ago +2 / -0

So long gay bowser

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waiting to see the mask gestapo raid a wedding party over this

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Spicy_maymay 28 points ago +33 / -5

Joggers dont get married so this rule affects exactly 0 people who live in dc.

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MAGAsJustBegun 28 points ago +28 / -0

And let's be real, Washington DC white women aren't getting married either... They are more suited to have a boyfriend, with an "open relationship" where she sleeps with other men, and her boyfriend doesn't get anything else haha.

You know it's true. Leftists are cool with open relationships. If that's what you like I guess, but it's not for me...

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basedvirginian 6 points ago +9 / -3

DC’s population is like 99% jogger at this point

A lot of the terrible white feminist libs reside in Arlington/Fairfax...and get to ruin my state 😭

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SurfingUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are only off by 53 percentage points.

Chocolate City is getting pushed out by white girls w/ yoga mats.

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even post riots?? My god my kind really are a scourge on society 😭

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

A ton of the black neighborhoods in DC have been gentrified and are now occupied by white, liberal, mostly lesbian women. AOC lives in one of those neighborhoods. Pretty much everywhere around Nationals Park is getting turned into the new trendy part of town. It used to be the blackest part of town.

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that near the Wharf? I see a lot of girls I went to college with constantly drinking out there so I assume it’s trendy lol

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SurfingUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH HELL YEAH. Same deal in Baltimore.

I'M cOmMiTtEd To ThIs CiTy.

Direct quote from a libtard I know not just POST RIOT but POST after she was carjacked.

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me how committed she is to the city when she meets a decent man who wants to move her to the suburbs lol

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm. My sister is an RGB praising feminazi and lives in Arlington.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still see people with RBG lawn signs in Northern VA.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 2 points ago +2 / -0

But do they hang Christmas ornaments of her face on their Christmas tree while claiming to be Christians?! I bet my sister has them one upped right there!

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

my sincere condolences fren

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tombombadil 0 points ago +1 / -1

Please tell me you're joking... Nothing says "I'm a Christian" like worshipping a false idol that happens to be a reform Jew that loves abortion. Pray for your sister.

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Facebooks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftist men, paint their nails, say they don’t know what gender they are anymore, use he/him. Wife is the man of the house, has dyed their hair, loves communism and socialism. Need to find something to complain about to feel alive and have constant accept from alpha wife fucking alphas

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DaleGribbleWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya, this will mostly affect the fags

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SurfingUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

AU CONTRAIRE.

The jogging percentage is incredibly much lower than in decades past, the wealth of D.C. has pushed them out to PG and Charles counties.

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/DC

White 46%

Black 46%

Asian 4.5%

The rest Hispanic non-white.

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Ponysoldierpatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

No Dancing? I never thought I would see the day when Bowser agreed with the Baptists.

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bill_in_texas 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even the Southern Baptists ended their prohibitions on dancing, and that was decades ago. Now it's just down to leftists like Bowser, and the Taliban, I guess.

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John_Smallberries 5 points ago +5 / -0

I live across the Potomac from DC, and my family and I haven’t stepped foot in that filthy, violent shithole in two years. It’s a gross city and I highly recommend you spend your tourist money elsewhere.

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SurfingUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guarantee you don't live across the Potomac.

The wealth and gleam of all the illicit fed money in D.C. makes it the New Rome. The affluence is tangible. It's an evil place sure, but not a dirty sh!thole like say West Baltimore.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. World Series parade was the last time I was there. I have avoided it ever since.

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Legionnaire0311 114 points ago +116 / -2

Honestly fuck them. If you’re getting married in DC or live in DC, you’re almost guaranteed to be a cuck leftist who voted for this shit.

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20-guage 39 points ago +40 / -1

BowWow's twat feed is glorious to read -- our DC leftists are finally getting riled up.

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anon1011101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another libshit parasite wearing a mask in their profile picture. Don't they realize the purpose of your social media profile pic is to SHOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE??

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PhuckYourFeels 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yup let them stew in their own misery. They probably end up blaming conservatives somehow in their head. Actually no, it’s Trump’s fault!!!

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masticator_nord 25 points ago +25 / -0

"If the racist, Nazi, fascist, right-wing extremists would just wear their masks we would already be done with this and free to live our lives!"

"Trump didn't do enough to stop Big Rona! He murdered gazillions of American's by not following the science! Everything that's happened is his fault!"

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PhuckYourFeels 16 points ago +17 / -1

You have mastered the smooth brain thinking of a leftist. That was almost too spot on...

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masticator_nord 12 points ago +12 / -0

At this point, I'm pretty sure I understand their thinking better than they do.

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I salute you, I can't take that many twitter hours.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

And yet, the science shows lockdowns kill. But because it's a restriction then it must be good right? Is the left just a bunch of bloated superegos?

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FattyWarbuckle 6 points ago +10 / -4

No man, you don't get it. Nobody voted for this shit. Never have. It's always been election fraud.

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Legionnaire0311 25 points ago +25 / -0

Wrong. I do get it. I live in deep blue NY, these people really do exist. The fraud is very real, there’s no doubt about that. They steal millions of votes every election. But if you convince yourself that there aren’t tens of millions of smooth brained leftists in this country actually voting in these elections, you’re fooling yourself. These people are real.

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Dereliction 10 points ago +10 / -0

A bit of column A, a bit of column B.

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45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're real because of the fraud.

Demoralizing people is all about making what's right a losing afair. Imagine if every time you said "stealing is wrong" you got ostracized. Soon, you'd start to wonder if you are the one that's wrong.

Look at how leftists crow when they "win" elections. They spam out how this is vindication of their worldview and that everyone else must get on the bandwagon.

No surprise. Eventually, the weak-willed abandon their mortality and join the leftists so as to not be mocked and ridiculed.

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah dawg, DC REALLY IS AS BAD AS REPORTED.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

DC is the epicenter of Fauci worship and love of big government. They really are this stupid in DC. It is the once city where I am confident that they don't have to rely on fraud.

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think most of the conservatives who are in DC today aren't even residents. They go and spend time there for political reasons. They won't become DC citizens.

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +2 / -1

homie it’s da capital city of my beautiful republic. i have da right to go there any time i want brah

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shitballs 1 point ago +1 / -0

some of us are here just for work. the glares when walking around with no mask tho, brilliant

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +2 / -1

homie forget da voting for a second. as anybody actually took and a step back and realized wtf is going on? we’re literally reading constant stories of da govt not allowing ppl to go outside keep their biz open sing in church or mfin dance brah and we aint even batting an eye.

this is happening in america bruh.... wtf happened to this nation? even 5 years ago these restrictions would be unheard of and ppl wouldn’t believe you that they could be possible in america, no less possible in just 5 years.

take a person from 1975 and they wouldn’t recognize da nation. just from a power perspective, da government has never been so powerful and overreaching as it has been da past 10 years alone. even little things like a regulation on what u can do werent existing back in 1975.

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Assault-Covfefe 58 points ago +59 / -1

It's like something out of Footloose. Retarded.

I'm going to a wedding in a few weeks. Living a sea of faggotry in Northern VA, I asked if it was a masked wedding and was told "Hell no". I asked "doesn't the venue require it?" and was told "they said they just open the doors and whatever happens, happens". This the way. Ignore those fucking rules.

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bizeesheri 12 points ago +12 / -0

My daughter went ahead with her wedding last Oct in WA. Rules said the bride and groom had to wear a mask during the dancing. Though a smaller group, held the wedding ceremony w/o masks, and a reception on private property, masks optional. No one got sick and life moves on.

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muhlum24 40 points ago +40 / -0

Why would you get married in a swamp?

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 21 points ago +21 / -0

Because you are a swamp rat.

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FiresideRant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. Notice the part about the permit required? That's so the elite can still live their lives of freedom.

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Marlboromidnights 19 points ago +19 / -0

Because most leftist "woman" look like Shrek

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InarosPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shrek-themed wedding?

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a pretty nice place to get married before COVID. Very scenic, historic and clean in the National Mall area. I know people that chose to get married there because they wanted to be able to tell their kids that they got married there during the Trump presidency.

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AccipiterQ 34 points ago +35 / -1

Just. Ignore. The. Tyrants.

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Ponysoldierpatriot 14 points ago +15 / -1

Apparently the original bill just banned dancing but when it was appealed in court, the judge ruled “no standing”.

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait is this joke?

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3Picks2Terms1Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal judges really love "no standing" don't they?

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bighomiebeenchillin 0 points ago +1 / -1

no standing as in da law right? not da appeal? right? RIGHT!?

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Luvs_2_Bop 3 points ago +3 / -0

this

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10gauge 31 points ago +31 / -0

Getting married in DC would be like making out in a concert port-a-potty at the end of the concert.

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Hung_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Itd be like playing that game Operation where you try not to touch the sides. But instead of a buzzer sound when you fail, you get herpes.

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ComradeSanders 29 points ago +29 / -0

My sister is going to a friends wedding over memoria day weekend, and the bride is a covid lunatic and is requiring masks and asking all guests in advance if they’ve been vaccinated. My sister hasn’t, and the bride sent an email to all guests saying how she’s excited for the wedding and that ONLY ONE PERSON (underlined in the email) hasn’t been vaccinated. My sister is going to have a scarlet letter on her for the evening. These people are actually insane.

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KilroyJCNJ 25 points ago +26 / -1

She shouldn’t go. Especially with all the reports of vaccinated people shedding the spike protein and infecting non-vaccinated people with it. . .

https://www.naturalnews.com/2021-05-03-extermination-machine-unmasked-vaccinated-people-are-making-healthy-people-sick.html

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Assault-Covfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd sit that wedding out and do so guilt free. TDS onset in 2016 really split friendships and families over politics. The Asian Asphyxiation has widened that divide and created new ones.

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masticator_nord 11 points ago +11 / -0

"The one unvaccinated person will allow the spirits of Rona to haunt my wedding and curse my marriage. That person must be shunned lest the great high priest Fauci learns that I have disregarded holy teachings of the CDC. For 'The Science' has passed down its wisdom: our sacred talisman facial coverings cannot protect us from the spirits of Rona if there is an unbeliever in our midst. Nay, not even the blessed ritual of the vaccine in concert with our sacred talismans can protect us from the wrath of the spirits of Rona which clings to all unbelievers who refuse the ritual of the vaccine!"

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maga_mama_757 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty sure I'd sit that one out, no matter how close I was to the bride. Jeez.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is idiotic that she is attending. No amount of friendship would cause me to put up with that and not put that bitch in her place.

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ComradeSanders 6 points ago +7 / -1

I agree, but it’s her fiancé’s best friend’s wedding. And the fiancée is already vaxxed, doesn’t want to make a scene, etc etc.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Understand, so it’s even worse than that - HE should be sticking up for her. Tell him I said he is a cucked retard. 🤣

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GabeC1997 22 points ago +22 / -0

So essentially, she couldn't ban weddings so she banned anything you could do at a wedding?

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A_Feral_Duck 17 points ago +17 / -0

Remember how in every dystopian sci-fi or fantasy story it was the right wing religious nutballs who banned singing and dancing and everything fun? So our plucky liberal heroes could fight for freedom?

All those authors/writers/publishers/studios/etc can go eat a bag of dicks.

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cryptoa 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thats whats so funny.

Go back and watch some of those dystopian futures and its always the right wing. They got it totally wrong its the lefties.

V for Vendetta is a great one actually. When the movie came out I wrote it off as just another anti-Bush derp derp right wing so evil derp derp movie.

Now looking back it pretty much predicted 2020/2021 and if you just make the baddies lefties its perfect. It even has a virus!

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A_Feral_Duck 10 points ago +10 / -0

For what it’s worth, Alan Moore referred to that adaptation as “an impotent American liberal’s fantasy”. Although that guy is a weirdo himself.

But yeah, all these “warnings” from the left about the right were just blueprints for their own plans.

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cryptoa 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was.

All though I was more referring to the movie, never actually read the graphic novel (did read Watchmen though, great novel and another one where the "right wing" created a dystopia).

The movie came out rafter the Iraq war/Bush stuff. So as most movies of the time it was dripping with symbolisim that Bush is a Nazi and the next Hitler and they are going to create a new fascist world. Most movies at the time had that subtext. I mean heck even Star Wars was a thinely veiled Bush is a Nazi destroying our democracy commentary.

Pretty much all entertainment in the early 2000's was just thinely veiled commentary that Bush is a dictator destroying democracy. I guess the proto Trump if you will.

But ya looking back Bush wasn't a Nazi, but he is a war criminal and the Iraq War and Afghan war were total bullshit, and the Iraq war was based on New York Times lies.

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Libertyisdying 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell can be made from any extreme

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Xanisor 14 points ago +14 / -0

I find it hilarious how the Democrats are destroying their cities. They should ban eating too!

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cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 6 points ago +6 / -0

the country is just going to bail them out anyway

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stealthboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. There are zero consequences for the policies that are destroying the cities and the blue states.

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phandaal 12 points ago +12 / -0

Living in TX, it's crazy to see these stories about the Marxist-occupied parts of the US. Really is like living in two completely different worlds.

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Xanisor 11 points ago +11 / -0

It will be like West Germany vs. East Germany.

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ShadowyMrBlank 5 points ago +5 / -0

Free states vs. slave states.

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Spawnlingman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Watch all of the DC weddings and caterings all slip 15 minutes over the damn river into Virginia.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Virginia governor is also a tyrant though.

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20-guage 17 points ago +17 / -0

I live in DC. My buddy and I go to VA to eat and shop. Despite Gov BlackFace, live in VA is open and free compared to DC. Absolutely astonishing contrast.

Go to Hogan's MD however, and it's a dystopian nightmare.

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SuitwoWTR 12 points ago +12 / -0

Meanwhile she'll celebrate her success with a full on dinner with all her commie friends and laugh at the idiots who listen to anything she says and follows.

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Dckman 10 points ago +10 / -0

hahahahahahahHhahahahaahhaahahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DUMB CUCKS

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orange_dit 9 points ago +9 / -0

No standing!

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Lol_Garrus 9 points ago +9 / -0

You get what you fucking voted for. DC is like 95% dem.

Vote for clowns, get clown world.

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Saltypede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meanwhile I spent three months learning how to teo-step step starting in September in texas what a joke. Idk why I moved to a blue state rip.

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Leroyfooness313 7 points ago +7 / -0

She is just trying to kill off business at Trump Hotel in D.C. Fuck this mayor.

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KilroyJCNJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

The virus is biased against tall people. Which is why you must wear a mask while walking to and from your restaurant table, but. Not while seated. “Little People” are safe from the virus, unless they get on a ladder. . .

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CannaFreedom 7 points ago +8 / -1

The left has done the most insane circle ever and become the militant authoritarian right.

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Retard_Strength 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was told the Trumpenfuehrer was the one who would create a dystopian Handmaid's Tale.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s because Bowser is a sitzpinkler... https://openclipart.org/image/800px/280436

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CynicalTwit22 6 points ago +6 / -0

Send Mario to dispose of Bowser once and for all.

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ShadowyMrBlank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here we gooooo!!!!

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Bedminster 6 points ago +6 / -0

People complying is the biggest problem. Prove me wrong.

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't. Because you're right.

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.

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Smurfection 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those funny Hollyweird types thought it would be Christians that would outlaw dancing a la Footloose but it's really their lefty allies that want to make fun illegal. Mayor Bowser is enacting taliban-esque type ordinances.

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Margeshrimpson 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Trump was the fascist.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muriel Bowser and her girlfriend need lead vaccines.

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TRUTHinGA21 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!!! This wins my 'Funniest thing I've heard today' award!!

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wedding Crashers 2?

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

and the SS armbands are coming out

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Reebot2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everybody get footloose

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh no! not getting close and touching each other, THE HORROR!

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CJ52 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bowser is a useless idiot.

She doesn't have the authority to ban anything, a moron with a title who thinks she'll be Governor of D.C. if enough imbeciles in Congress vote to give statehood to a speck on a map.

If that ignorant ass bans something, I'd go out of my way to do it anyway. 🖕

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tyrants going to tyrant

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TraumaHotel 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people are drunk with power.

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Braineack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just book in VA or MD and move along from that shithole...

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CrowTheElf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damnit! Where is DCs Kevin Bacon?!

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UnitedStatesofSmash 2 points ago +2 / -0

OOOOOOH, so THAT's who Bowser is! This whole fucking time I just thought you all were playing Super Mario together or something.

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starsabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

The insanity that they think they even have the authority to ban dancing . . . or enforce such a ban.

Article notes that planners are simply moving their weddings outside of the city too.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this includes dabbing then I'm okay with it. Every city in America should catch up with KSA.

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ShillScreamsOfTerror 2 points ago +2 / -0

CCP is feeding them instructions from movie plots and they are blindly following instructions.

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Brundlefly78 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Mario bros are not impressed

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COanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Footloose deja vu.

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it anyway.

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nwainil 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should ban the Bidens from coming back since they are a danger from being maskless with the Carters.

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Rodger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully one day someone will ban the DC Mayor. She's kind of like a lawn mower without a blade.

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MAGAforDAYZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ill bring my rollerblades. Did they say anything about rollerblading?