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posted ago by Woodburningstove ago by Woodburningstove +1854 / -1

I have a bulldog and many people want to pet and take pictures. I am happy to let them pet her but I tell them they have to remove their masks because she needs to see your face. “It’s for your safety” (Es ist zu deiner Sicherheit, as the nazis would say)

They always comply!!! I am hoping it red pills some people.

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traveler776 83 points ago +84 / -1

I don't even respond to people in masks who talk to me, they basically aren't human as far as I'm concerned

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 62 points ago +62 / -0

I over exaggerate not being able to hear them and make them repeat themselves a few times and then I just say "I'm sorry I can't hear you with that mask on" and walk away.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah I do the same. A life of metal construction will kill ya ears. That's how my thing started, but I just want to piss off mask Karen's now.

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COCOMOJOE 17 points ago +17 / -0

I do the same thing! lmao I can tell there is a few others as well because they get really annoyed

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's honestly the best part about going into town nowadays

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honk_honk_honk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kenny from South Park

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Choomguy 16 points ago +16 / -0

I avoid maskers as well, but if one talks to me, at a minimum i raise my voice ans say very clearly, “i cant understand you with that mask on!”

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bananaguard62 22 points ago +22 / -0

I live in Seattle. It's a different ballgame out here. They all wear masks... outside... by themselves.... exercising. They make the kids, too. It's sick. Mask nazis think they are so powerful here which means their seething is far purer when you won't obey. You guys don't know what you're missing. Not wearing a mask here sets off car alarms. Fire hydrants explode. Mask nazis can't believe you won't wear it because this is their kingdom.

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Choomguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d move even if I had to walk and was broke.

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bananaguard62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getting house painted tomorrow to prep to sell. Tennessee bound. Leaving will my family behind. Brutal. I hate that it had to come to this.

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GreekYogurtGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a Tacoma resident, I can verify this entire comment is valid.

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Masks are the new armbands.

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XxweedmanxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same bs in Jersey to

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collegepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

theres a park near where i live, and i hate seeing the kids with masks on :(

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DangerousAmerican76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I Live in rural TEXAS, never wore one, never will.

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TonsOfSalt 7 points ago +9 / -2

There are a lot of people who don't want to wear them but will lose their career if they are seen in a store without one.

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standonthewall 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.

Winston S. Churchill

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Women4Trump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's why we each are fighting right now to win back local government. To prevent gun confiscation and then Communism.

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Rudy_DankMemer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Churchill

Man was a quote factory.

And a massive faggot at the same time.

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GreekYogurtGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

As soon as I cross the yellow line that's my works property, I immediately take it off and give the managers I pass coming in for day shift big smiles.

Losing my job in Wa is the kick I need to get to a free state and get my family to safety.

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Rudy_DankMemer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call them face diapers. Every chance I get.

The reaction THAT gets is worth the oxygen it costs to speak the words.

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Stolen 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are NPC characters

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Tenspot20 18 points ago +24 / -6

I have trained my dogs too bark at and attempt to bite Maskies.

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RizzlieDoodad 7 points ago +10 / -3

That seems like something that could backfire and get your dog put down

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Tenspot20 9 points ago +14 / -5

Sound's like something a fucking FED would say. You Federal bro?

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InHidingBecause 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why hello there, caterpillar

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Asull247 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not a fed but you are a straight cuck if you are training a dog to do your dirty work.

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magaiago1cheese 8 points ago +9 / -1

dont embody cuckology

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RizzlieDoodad 7 points ago +9 / -2

If you love your dog don't train em to bite people. They'll get put down.

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DangerousAmerican76 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s that light in the distance?

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Geyck 13 points ago +13 / -0

I heard this from another guy here. You?

"Can I pet your dog." "Not if you're sick." "Oh, I'm not sick." "Then why the mask?" "I'm just helping to slow the spread...."

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 11 points ago +11 / -0

This totally works! I've seen it first hand, but the people voluntarily took off the mask. I guess dog breath cures Covid or something.

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Ophelia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now do it with babies. 😞

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mustangjayyyme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah I wouldn't let anyone who comes up to me in a mask pet my dog...but that's just me. My dogs are friendly as shit, but fuck you and your mask.

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SideOBeef2016 7 points ago +7 / -0

God's work. I love Bulldogs I call em Buddies

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TrumpsBigBalls 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just got a bulldog puppy....I refer to him as my little buddy :)

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Clean_Pinch 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the best dogs you can get. But make sure you budget for them, poor guys have a world of problems just because of how they're shaped.

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HunterBidensPC 5 points ago +5 / -0

People like that are too dumb to be redpilled

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every great journey begins with a small step, or something like that.

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TrumpsBigBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just got a bulldog puppy...named him Patriot. I'm going to do this!

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek! I usually just tell people, "Didnt you hear? The CDC released a study that the masks dont work."

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you are right, WBS, about going mask-less being for their safety.

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dog HATES masks and will bark at people wearing them, but the idiots still want to pet her. “Sorry, she thinks you look like a psycho in that mask.”

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EmTae 2 points ago +2 / -0

people are so fucking stupid.

You should venture out a bit and start telling them to do stupid shit, like turn around 3 times or hop on one leg, just our government is doing with Covid.

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ScuffAndy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I throw in the towel, can not find this phrase spoken on the interwebs.

Anyone have a sound bit of this phrase?

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Apexturtle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it may be a meme that is misremembered. It’s from V for Vendetta: the finger men have it written on their vans and it is a government slogan. (For Your Protection)

I can’t find anything even using German. “Für ihre Sicherheit” means “for their safety” or “for their security” which could plausibly have been spoken in nazi Germany, but it’s not a main slogan or on any propaganda posters I’ve seen online.

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IG_Farben 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the German.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +2 / -1

Always irks me these maskers walking around with masks but the dog doesn't wear one. The logic is missing.

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ModsBanPaleos 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nazis werent bad stop bringing them into this

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RandoTexasDude 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stormfag confirmed

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ModsBanPaleos 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok beaner