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HONK! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by Starxteel ago by Starxteel +1120 / -0
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FaradayCage 80 points ago +80 / -0

Very interesting. The air intake pump located directly above the fart factory. That says a lot.

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DonJr2032 33 points ago +33 / -0

If they think it's this bad and they are this scared, they should just stay home

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Updoot 8 points ago +8 / -0
  • Jawa

RACISSSS BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIT

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rub a turd on that intake vent -- poop is natures air filter

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FucKamala 67 points ago +67 / -0

I'm just gonna carry a clown horn around from now on. When I see shit like this I'm going to double honk at people

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Buck_Fiden 29 points ago +30 / -1

I can't go shopping without mine.

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Updoot 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking love you. I am going to whatever shit hole store is closest and getting a honky honk bicycle horn right fucking now!

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markolbb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too bad they're too stupid to get it haha

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Hedonismbot 13 points ago +13 / -0

I had to buy a second horn not too long ago, used the first one so much I wore out the rubber.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fuckin' awesome.

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liberpede 59 points ago +59 / -0

The most hilarious part is, while these people are clearly circus clowns, this is the kind of equipment it would actually take to prevent virus transmission.

Positive pressure hoods fed from submicron filtration pumps, and probably a UV sterilizer as well.

These retarded surgical masks are a joke, and the fact that we've done this charade for over a year now and the corporate media still hasn't seen fit to educate the public about the basics of filtration science...

Well that tells you everything you need to know.

These assholes seem to actually understand something about filtration... But they can't get out from under the fear porn.

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Julius_Severus 32 points ago +32 / -0

I came in here to comment that being that afraid of Covid is dumb but being afraid of Covid and thinking some cloth mask that you take off to drink and eat while on the plane is going to protect you is even dumber

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Tip-O-Matic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Unfortunately, the media's job isn't to inform anyone, of anything, ever again. Their sole job is to disseminate communist propaganda.

We the people, can no longer be trusted to think for ourselves, and we can't be trusted to make decisions about who we want to vote for. We especially can't be trusted to make decisions about what's best for our selves.

Fear is one of the greatest tools used to disseminate propaganda. All it took was a few pictures of Chinese people politely setting their bags down, laying down in the street with their arms nice and straight by their sides, and posing for pictures with someone in a paper painters suit standing over them, to instantly condition the majority of the population into wearing masks, staying home, ratting on their friends/family/neighbors for breathing fresh air, etc.

People seriously need to wake up and smell the bullshit.

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ktechll 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was about to say the same thing. I've considered doning on a PAPR when they stop me at the door for mandatory masks, instead of arguing and walking away. There are 2 ways to deal with the clown world. Call them out on the BS or give Trader Joe's the benefit of the doubt, that there is a real killer virus all over their store, and then walk back to the car and get actual respiratory protection, come back and thank the man at the front for giving me the heads up about the dangers in the store and he most definitely just saved my life.

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magaiago1cheese 5 points ago +5 / -0

the fact there are no specifications akin to osha standards or any measurement means its a huge joke

oh teehee anything will do

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Ridiculousposter 36 points ago +37 / -1

It is 100% ok to laugh at people who do this. I fucking encourage it.

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FinlandForTrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

What the fuck am I looking at? Two people wearing literal diapers that are connected to a device just above their asses via a tube?

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DonJr2032 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think I saw this on JackAss before

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OPsMom 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Honey, everyone is staring because they are jealous."

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RiffFantastic 21 points ago +22 / -1

They should just hook it straight to their ass.

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isitpedanticenough 20 points ago +20 / -0

This looks like they're trolling. I've considered doing something similar to highlight the retarded nature of mask wearing.

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markolbb 6 points ago +6 / -0

I duno, they don't really look like the type to have such high level troll capacity. Plus those ventilators look pretty expensive and the hoods gota be uncomfortable... If they're trolling, they're heavily committed haha

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ktechll 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah me too. Got to wake up these NPCs somehow. The only language they understand is fear. The only way I can communicate on their level is with the troll.

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lmao 15 points ago +15 / -0

this is the only mask that makes sense

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BowelSharpton 12 points ago +12 / -0

One of my (many) brothers years ago worked in an industrial setting/factory, one segment of which had the sealed-off painters doing their thing, with an easily-accessed ventilation tube connection at the entry to the room. Said brother then and to this day has SuperHero-Level godawful flatulence that would cause cattle to stampede from a feed lot and would blast a few choice BRAAAAPS into the tube every now and then after a heavy night of Budweiser intake topped off with pickled eggs, crab cakes, cabbage. Hilarity ensued.

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magaiago1cheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

omg

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ravioli_king 10 points ago +10 / -0

Eh they probably know masks don't work. When I see people with this level of mask, I hope it's a situation where they both have weak immune systems, therefore this is justified... but chances are nope. Especially if they both have them.

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ktechll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Or they are trolling. Or just dealing honestly with a dishonest world.

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Buck_Fiden 10 points ago +10 / -0

People so full of themselves, they literally get off on the smell of their own farts.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmfao

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd walk by and hit the lower button

Just look at the blind spots they're giving themselves 🤣🤣🤣

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sometimes when I see these elaborate getups or gasmasks I wonder if it's a performance art style mockery of masks. Looking at these two in their bubble vests and Timberland shoes, I don't think it's meant as satire.

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fuckfortysix 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We're scientists and we voted for Biden, please stay back 6 feet."

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Guildpro101 5 points ago +5 / -0

And we are the retards.... God save this country.

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bet it was fun getting through security with that shit

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rubberbiscuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL I could just see security not giving a shit about all kinds of bomb material in the little pump but the guy next to them without any mask gets thrown to the floor and beaten to a pulp.

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keepwinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

mental disorder on display

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princessalala 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a male AND female Karen?!?

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verse 3 points ago +4 / -1

Could probably bash them over the head and they'd never be able to identify me

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N8daGr8 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, its more effective than a cloth mask. if you want or need something to really help prevent disease, this is the way to go. But at this point, they are just trying to avoid a cold or flu.

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AntiCommie89 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, I'd rather that then the cloth.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always glad to see H. R. Giger being repped.

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freebirdie 2 points ago +2 / -0

But but they wear them on Grey's Anatomy! 🤪🤡

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

What you can't see in the photo is that the device on their backs has an inlet hose directly up their asses so they can smell their own farts.

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j2daeww 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just stay home.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I AM RETARDICUS!!!!

NO I AM RETARDICUS!!!

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ektojaxo 1 point ago +1 / -0

These new colostomy bags are getting weird

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Danmax67 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did a Xenomorph burst from their chests a few hours later?

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TheGeneral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Automotive painters across the country use those systems while painting cars every day. They're approximately 3k depending on what you buy. These people are fucking idiots. I've thought about wearing mine to the store just to mock everyone else but now I see how retarded these people look and I'll just continue to go maskless.

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MidnightDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

That carry on is oversize.

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Italianshamrock 1 point ago +1 / -0

The papyr system. Actually works. I bet it’s pretty pricey!

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would wear that just to freak people out. I won’t assume these people are serious but who am I kidding? They probably are

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is point and laugh levels of stupid!

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

they're not even wearing gloves

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Comingupblank 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have to travel for work soon. I usually don't mind, but this is the first time since the mask clown shit started. I'm real pissed that I have to air travel.....

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somenone should run up and give these idiots both a big wet willy

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magaiago1cheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

if youre that much of a coward stay home

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jeffj95 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Honey take out the vactheen passports, we can't miss this flight to Sweden!"

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MAGA_APN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Investigate the stealing of medical equipment. These respirators are only supposed too be used in cover isolation rooms in the hospital

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BahamaDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are not wearing gloves. They will eat something with their hands, without washing and sanatizing them first.

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

omg those are my parents 😳

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Updoot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pretty sad when the guy in the background with the backpack is a default chad because he only has one faggot mask on.

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ktechll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those don't look chad, but what would you rather wear if you were forced to walk through an airport in the clown world? I get they are older so the PAPR is what makes sense since it is way easier to breath, but I would go full face respirator and walk through the airport like I owned the place.

Also..it would look scary like AR15 scary. None of those woodworking respirators here.