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TheOne1 76 points ago +76 / -0

You mean, they are planning a fuel shortage?

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JESUSJUGS [S] 56 points ago +56 / -0

Exactly. Whatever “fuel shortage” there is is 1000% planned by Biden’s handlers.

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TheOne1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Time to stockpile fuel Pedes. Buy stabilizer now before there is a shortage of that too. Gasoline deteriorates without it.

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Cesare_Borgia 15 points ago +15 / -0

I believe ethanol free fuel lasts longer. It isn't easy to find and you'll pay a premium for it though.

Here in Texas some of the bucees stations have ethanol free gas.

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TheOne1 10 points ago +11 / -1

Gasoline is a mixture of petro-chemicals, not an actual thing of it's own. That mixture will deteriorate without a stabilizer additive even without ethanol added. Ethanol is another problem. It attracts water and can destroy seals in fuel systems. It also lowers octane.

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xxnamexx530 13 points ago +13 / -0

ethanol does not lower the octane rating of fuel, it raises it, e-85 is about 105 octane

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TheOne1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought it was the other way. My bad. Thanks for the correction.

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xxnamexx530 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its no big, that's one of the reasons people run e85 for performance stuff though, lol

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MakeFloridaRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ethanol has lower energy or btu vs gasoline though. So you get less power from it, aka lower miles per gallon.

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sta-Bil works fine, but Pri-G might be better and treats more gas for less money. Pri-G claims to have a tank they've been treating and using for 14 years.

Store ethanol free fuel in metal containers for the longest life.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

In METAL Containers?

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residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jerry cans.

All the plastic ones are permeable. They let volatile compounds out and moisture in. I've had good luck with expensive plastic containers like No-Spill. I've only used their smaller ones, though.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah OK. I thought you were suggesting people use shit like Metal Milk Containers to Store Gas and was about to intervene, lmao.

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I should remember that most people wouldn't have ever seen a metal gas can in their lives. When I was younger, you could almost always find them at estate sales and surplus stores.

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One_Box_Left 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden's handlers are communist "yids" who's mission is to enslave the planet, and genocide Europeans.

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ineX0r2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Almost like it's been happening since 1914 . . . . . . (())

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 12 points ago +12 / -0

Driver shortage for gas tanker trucks.

A lot of drivers decided to take early retirement after lockdown.

The most credentials are required to be fuel driver.

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SuperChicken 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had phone calls from gasoline hauling companies as far away as Pennsylvania (about 600 miles from me) asking if I wanted a job. I don't even pull a fuel tanker, but I do have the endorsement 🤷🏼‍♂️

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much pay they offering?

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SuperChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't call them back. Voicemail

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One_Box_Left 8 points ago +8 / -0

Next up: FOOD SHORTAGE

Oh, and lookie here, Bill Gates is the only one with access to the required resources...

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Tx50bmg 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oh boy, this takes me back a bit.....to the Obama years and $5/gal. 😒

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 3 points ago +7 / -4

That was Bush in 2007.

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KarenKarenKaren 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pam Beesly “They’re the same picture”

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Tx50bmg 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fail:

"The answer to the title question, however, is that President Obama oversaw the highest average annual gasoline prices. President Bush oversaw the lowest. "

There's even a pretty graph that shows you they were higher during Obama's years:

https://specials-images.forbesimg.com/imageserve/605f542afae6af677c40f338/960x0.jpg?fit=scale

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rrapier/2021/03/27/which-president-oversaw-the-highest-gasoline-prices/?sh=2979429e1d28

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 4 points ago +7 / -3

Ahh, those are average prices.

Gas was 4.50/gallon where I lived for awhile under Bush.

And why are you trying to defend Bush? He's just as big of a piece of shit as Obama.

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JESUSJUGS [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gas was $5.00 here under Bush. He and Obummer are globohomos.

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Tx50bmg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends on where you lived, downtown Chicago was over $5/gal under Saint O.

Zero defense of Bush, he's a globalist asshole, but since potatus' term is "Obama's 3rd term," I think we need to give credit where credit is due.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 2 points ago +4 / -2

TBH, I was tuned out during Zero's term. Gas was probably as high as 3.50.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

As early as 2003

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ThrushLimbald 22 points ago +22 / -0

AAA is retarded because the windows thing was proven objectively to be worse than running AC unless your car is from the 70s or earlier. When the AC was actually a gas hog then and aerodynamics were a non consideration.

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Centipedealicious 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s what I thought. Dumb asses.

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peterstrzoked 4 points ago +4 / -0

I did some research on this a few years ago (long story short: my ex-wife’s father was a douchebag who made anyone who made the mistake of riding in his vehicle suffer because he was an ignorant cheapskate).

On most vehicles currently on the road there is a cutoff speed where the fuel saved from not running the AC compressor is completely negated by the extra drag from the windows down. Obviously it varies by vehicle, but the average was something like 35mph - it wasn’t very fast. Anything faster than this threshold and you actually use less gas with the windows up and the AC on than with the windows down and the AC off.

The globohomos want us hot, sweaty and miserable. Fuck AAA

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yknow they say aerodynamics were a non consideration back then but my 67 Mustang is a 1000x more aerodynamic than the brick on wheels that is my Jeep XJ.

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StartAgain 19 points ago +19 / -0

oh no here comes "let's go green by skyrocket gas prices"

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residue69 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think they're wrong about air conditioning using more fuel than open windows, especially at highway speeds.

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political29 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes. Open windows create a lot of drag. Their cooling performance isn't that great either.

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WashingtonIsNext 13 points ago +13 / -0

Came here to say this. Myth busters compared two cars' fuel economy years ago; one with the windows down and AC off, one with the windows up and AC on. The aerodynamic drag is much much worse than keeping an AC compressor spinning. The contest wasn't even close

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TellMeBoutIt 13 points ago +13 / -0

But... trust the science!!! AAA has mo reason to lie. You're just a conspiracy theorist with your talk of "drag". In fact, that's transphobic, I am getting you banned off of Facewitter!!!!

🤡🤡🤡

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Former automotive climate control engineer here. Can confirm.

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political29 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know that myth busters experiment. They did quite well, but it's hard to compare an open window vs. an AC. In any way, the AC won't do better. AC systems are better engineered than windows are engineered for cooling performance while minimizing drag.

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BidensDeadBrain 16 points ago +16 / -0

Just fucking great, after we booked a house 1000 miles away that we plan to drive to in June.

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Tx50bmg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not sure what you're driving but if you average 20mpg highway and 87 runs ~$2.90/gal, you're looking at 100 gallons or $290. If gas goes up another $0.50 it's $340, which is still cheaper than flying and you don't have to deal with mask nazis.

You can also be a hypermiling dickweed and do the Jimmy Carter double-nickel speed limit, but then you'd be a hypermiling dickweed.

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10MeV 2 points ago +2 / -0

We cruise around 75-80 mph most of the time. For curiosity, I slowed to 55 for a minute or so on some open road. It felt like absolutely CRAWLING!

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logicallyevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

My charger gets better milage at 72 than 55.

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10MeV 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's difficult to understand, unless there are some shenanigans in the engine controller, or something super-optimized that falls to pieces at 55. Or, headwinds and taliwinds threw something off in the measurement.

Aerodynamic drag goes up with the square of speed. A mere 20 mph wind could flip the measurements, headwind at 55, tailwind at 72, could give quite counterintuitive results.

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logicallyevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

7th vs 8th gear. At 55 to 65 the car hunts around for what gear it wants to stay in (7 to 8). Above about 70 it'll stay in 8th.

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10MeV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah. That would feel pretty annoying too, I'm sure!

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Tx50bmg 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guessed $290 and you said around $300 so Price is Right rules means I win. ;)

Yeah, we've done the 17+ hour drive before but it's not worth it anymore. Lived in NH for a bit and get back occasionally, it's a beautiful state but you have family there so you already know that. lol. Have a good, safe trip and enjoyable visit Pede! :)

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JESUSJUGS [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Store up now on some gallons! I don’t know how many it takes to go 1000 miles, though.

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AceOfTrumps 4 points ago +4 / -0

About 60 gallons. Fuel goes bad after a while, though

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sta-Bil and Pri-G help preserve it. Ethanol free in steel containers will last the longest.

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TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy your fuel for the trip now. Use fuel stabilizer so it will still be good when you're ready to leave. Rent a U-Haul trailer to carry the extra fuel. Make sure you have enough ammo too... ;-)

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Ex-libtard 11 points ago +11 / -0

I see the old ways for OPEC countries to make money are back.

Thats what you get for harming the domestic sector.

Working as designed!

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B_Sack 7 points ago +7 / -0

We are gonna have massive shortages of supplies.

Thanks OBiden!

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

After no driving for a whole year...hmmm.... yeah that sounds organic.

/s

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally not suspicious at all! Why can't you just be a retarded normie and not question anything?

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TwitterIsTrash 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Minimize use of air conditioning” No. Never

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Nothingisoveryet 6 points ago +7 / -1

Where does it say anything about fuel shortage? These are just efficiency tips.

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

well I would suggest parking in shade if you have a nick or crack in your windshield you haven't been able to get to the glass shop to fix...found that out the hard way a couple years ago. has a small nick from a rock that never did anything for over a year then started to look a little longer on one side, parked in indirect sunlight and went for a hike. came back 2 hrs later and had a crack halfway across the windshield from the heat.

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sully 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any shift in extreme temperature will cause havoc. Thermal expansion. OP probably parked in the sun and got a gust of cold wind.

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

New windshield glass is cheap crap. Just had a 21 year old windshield replaced with one from the glass factory in documentary American Factory. The new glass was less rigid than the broken windshield.

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ca18det 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't care. Going to ride all summer.

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bigusdicus2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gas shot up 40 cents overnight where I live. Its crazy.

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sully 3 points ago +3 / -0

AAA is unaware of how aerodynamics work apparently.

Also there isn't a shortage, and won't be. The "shortage" is people not going to want to buy gasoline at 7 dollars a gallon. The shortage is in the demand, not the supply.

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DroolingElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

There won't be any gas shortage. Gas just broke $3 a gallon here. There will be plenty of gas no one can afford ( until we get our next free money check from JoXiden )

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Ramasun 2 points ago +2 / -0

TBH, this looks like the same stuff the AAA has been putting out since I was a kid (and that's been a loooooonnnngg time). It's basically AAA trying to look like they actually matter anymore. They also offer such great points as "gas prices expected to rise for summer travel". They would put out the same crap if gas was $1 a gallon.

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Geoffwk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats the safest way for me to store gasoline at home?

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Spaceheater 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a jenkem bottle

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Jesse3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

AAA can go fuck themselves, my membership is due and this is all the BS I need to see to convince me to save my $100 this year. They don't mention the biggest point, if you don't drive as much AAA doesn't stand to lose as much money on their benefits like emergency roadside service and free trip planning.

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Dovregubben 1 point ago +1 / -0

No mention of tyre pressure? 🙀

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cost of food and goods will go up as well.

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COanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

F AAA.

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pseudocat 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are concerned about the weight of the cars affect on mileage? Maybe some fat positivity people should protest

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TeachersUnionsSUCK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gas is already up a dollar here in NH. like wtf

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RachetQueen2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

My friend sent me a screenshot from her local Fakebook page for the town she lives in last weekend. At least 2 gas stations were out of gas. This was in the metro area of KC.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Triple Ass more like it

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a hurricane hits this summer and there is no gas for generators that will be the last straw.

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michaelconfoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Can we get a link?