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MoreSmartleyThanYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, MAGA women wouldn't marry a closet fag so....

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LearnedHat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wtf - gozillionaire or not, my wife would fucking kill me for asking.

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empiretc 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS !!!!!

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gthog61 4 points ago +4 / -0

First, he likes some mediocre women

and none of the ladies you are asking are in line for a significant chunk of $300 billion

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mrs Gates: Sure, honey, you may spend a weekend with your ex so that she will remember why you are best known for your micro soft.

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Smooth_Kahuna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did not know "Ride Dune Buggies" was boomer code for Sex.

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brutustyberius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Electric dune buggies, right bill? What about the sea turtles and dunes as you roll over their homes!

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Hugo1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

So he spent a week away from his Kevin Kline-looking wife to hang with a toothy scarecrow married to Kevin Kline's brother? Weird AF!