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BuyPepe 470 points ago +472 / -2

This is what patriotism looks like.

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Omniwulf 310 points ago +313 / -3

Yea but im guessing we will hear about his FBI raid soon

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BuyPepe 202 points ago +203 / -1

All of us will get raided at some point.

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PEPEpeepee 94 points ago +95 / -1

I can only hope I'm one of the first ?

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Serioush 54 points ago +54 / -0

How expensive are claymores?

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FrontTowardLeft 71 points ago +71 / -0

Just make sure they're oriented correctly...

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Dallasguy 46 points ago +46 / -0

Thanks to President Trump, we know where the enemy is.

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elmerecido 26 points ago +26 / -0

Under-rated comment from very clever username y'all

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Mcnutty 9 points ago +9 / -0

They don't have lasers on them like in Call of Duty?

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DuelPorpoise 6 points ago +6 / -0

And how do you do that? Front towards enema?

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InHidingBecause 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch for sappers, watch for sappers!

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PotBellyGoblin 13 points ago +14 / -1

Don't forget the cost of a Roomba.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or the cost of tannerite under your front lawn. When pigs fly.

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posedgeclk 4 points ago +12 / -8

Don't go around broadcasting that, retard. This is how a bunch of Karens or MSNBBQ gets these things banned.

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BeardedNinjaPede 16 points ago +21 / -5

The pussification of America has claimed another victim: u/posedgeclk.

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are options

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

definitely hoping they pop my cherry before authorising lethal force on all domestic wheat supremes

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ColonelHughes 43 points ago +43 / -0

hey i want my delivery of free weapons from the CIA first.

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Trump2024 33 points ago +33 / -0

And a fleet of trucks, pallets of shrink wrapped $100 bills and a love letter from John Kerry, 0bama and Rice.

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ShartMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want my Toyota hi-lux!

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Ponzo 26 points ago +75 / -49

At one point, the FBI will raid the wrong mans house and will get lit up

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Thwok 26 points ago +26 / -0

How many FBI agents are there that can raid?

How many "wrong houses" are there for them to hit?

Seems like a second-grade math problem that highlights why they must use fear...

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Yeehaw-McKickass 34 points ago +34 / -0

300 to 600 million fire arms in the USA spread over an estimated 60 million house holds.

950,000 law enforcement personal of all types both federal and state.

Assuming 100% participation by law enforcement (which aint gonna fucking happen) they would have to have less than 1 casualty for every 63 raids or they will run out of cops before they run out of armed Americans.

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MastaJoda 18 points ago +18 / -0

Math is fun!!

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MacManus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Queue: “those are rookie numbers, you’ve got to pump those numbers up” meme

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any idea how many just FBI / DEA field agents?

Blue states sheriffs may have some participation, but I would but the majority back the hell off when they discover the consequences.

Red State local law enforcement are too smart, so those can be thrown out of the numbers.

Other than the initial show-of-force, once the fear subsides and grim determination sets in, the numbers seem highly skewed in the Patriots' favor, I would think ....

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UnhingedRussian 42 points ago +42 / -0

And then there will be media reports about how that person is a “white nationalist and radical racist” or some shit. Watch.

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TheBasedFriscoMan 28 points ago +28 / -0

Came here to say this. The media will report that he was a domestic terrorist and they found a large cache of guns and ammo, and he had been surfing patriots . win.

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MAD-3R 18 points ago +18 / -0

And? If we know the story and the outcome why should we care? We are all domestic terrorists as far as they are concerned. Why let that stop us or dictate our actions.

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MrStep 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably some 'crazy' person with thousands of rounds of ammunition and several guns! Oh, people with different bikes / tennis rackets / golf clubs are fine, but if your hobby is shooting, then it's insane!

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who needs a bicycle with more than 10 speeds? Why are high powered golf clubs capable of hitting a projectile over 100 yards? Tennis rackets made of carbon fiber are undetectable by airport security scanners. If you file the ratchet in your bicycle shifters, you can have fully automatic gear changes.

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UnhingedRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then, after a long standoff they will take him alive so they can crucify that person for the nation to see to keep other ‘domestic terrorists’ from raising up.

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MacManus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such an action will likely have the opposite effect.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then there will be media reports about how that person is a “white nationalist and radical racist” or some shit.

They'll report child porn being found on the patriot's computer. It's already happened.

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ScipioAfricanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists: wtf I love no-knock warrants now.

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The_Bugout_Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woa woa woa. If that happens it would be the right mans house!!

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PKShadilay 10 points ago +10 / -0

This. Especially if potatus wants to reach his 70% vaccinated.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 44 points ago +45 / -1

Being dead serious, this guy deserves a statue in Trump's Garden of Heroes.

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Saltyminer11 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll chip in let's start up a collection for it . I'm serious!

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IthoughtIwalked 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll chip in

I see you took the vaccine the traditional way lmao

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek!

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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NimbleNavigator20202 4 points ago +4 / -0

MHMMM 100%

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brundlefly777 36 points ago +36 / -0

Some Nazi on his Instagram post tagged the official Instagram account as well as the FBI, requesting that they "look at" his account.

I look at this Nazi's account and what do I see? Nurse practitioner. She/her pronouns. These people are so predictable.

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Thwok 19 points ago +19 / -0

Would be a crying shame if enough anonymous 'pedes tagged her back as being an instigator of the Jan 6th party. And the FBI had to pay her a visit to clear things up ...

Karen-style tattling works both ways ....

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MacManus 8 points ago +8 / -0

“If you see something say something.”

It’s hard to be certain if she’s the same person or not…

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kazimiera 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this idea... If she / her is busy denying 1/6 involvement ....no time to stir the shit pot

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CrusadingPowerUser 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's a satanic death cult.. People need to be aware, that sounds like insanity but it's the mother fuckin truth.

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JKillen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course lol. Hey quick question: how was he able to just walk off with it I thought they stick ya on the spot?

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brundlefly777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Incompetence? I'm sure these people aren't trained for situations like that. As long as they have to handle the vial themselves there's an opportunity for mischief.

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch; he asked to see it and then walked away.

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

He asked to read the insert. Probably less than 1 in 100k ask to see any insert for anything they are taking.

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Stanwyk74 4 points ago +4 / -0

Body snatchers is real

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MauserShooter 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I owned a business and I saw a application with preferred pronouns I would delete it immediately.

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Pumpitrealgood 14 points ago +14 / -0

and? what is better to get run over by medical tyranny, and covid1984 passports which they have been planning for years. People need to stand up YESTERDAY!

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ccpshill 5 points ago +5 / -0

A hoowhite supremer

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Patriot3per 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Salt Must Flow!

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Grady_Wilson 25 points ago +25 / -0

Isn't it amazing that they will allow degenerates to steal pretty much anything and never go after them, especially in Calif, but he grabs a vial of the treatment and they want to be all over him.

But yeah, he will be SWATed soon.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grabs a vile. FTFU : )

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good hopefully he sends it off and garners more attention for the results.

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NamendaBiden 209 points ago +213 / -4

Lol!!! It's his to take home. Why was Nurse Ratchet so pissed when he decided to take it in its original package instead of injected in his arm?

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MemeLawd 72 points ago +88 / -16

Likely because that one vial is like 50 doses worth and not just a single dose.

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MakeCaliRedAgain_202 115 points ago +115 / -0

The vial did say it was 5 doses. I can see why she’d be upset even if she believes they’re safe. I generally don’t condone stealing but I wish this man well on his venture.

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Grilledpepe 116 points ago +116 / -0

I don't condone stealing either but they used this bullshit fake virus to steal an election so take all their toys away. They love equality right?

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AllTheWayTrump 60 points ago +60 / -0

They stole more than an election. They stole tens of millions of peoples lives and livelihoods with their lockdowns.

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remember1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

What happened late 2019 is 100% crimes against humanity. The backlash will be epic and is simmering as we speak

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RedditIs4Retards 10 points ago +10 / -0

They also used it to steal our businesses And livelihoods, and it's not stealing when you're tax money paid for it without your consent.

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The_Bugout_Bag 4 points ago +4 / -0

What if you stole my heart??

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

All's fair in love and war.

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The_Bugout_Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aaaahhhh. You must be one of those folks who like a Hot Carl every now and then eh.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depends on what a "hot Carl" is, I guess! ??

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Haitianbychoice360 29 points ago +29 / -0

Vaccines are free in my neck of the woods. Not sure this is stealing ?

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songman727 9 points ago +13 / -4

he recieved his free dose. stole 4 others.....

ballsey guy, wish him luck......

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Ryanaissance 35 points ago +35 / -0

One of those 4 was my dose, but I gave it to him.

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Thwok 32 points ago +32 / -0

Same. I give him permission to take my dose (of poison) as well.

Godspeed, Patriot.

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680-EVIL 22 points ago +22 / -0

Same her. Same for my wife. Makes 4. Problem solved.

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P8triot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep - told him this morning he could have mine, but it had to come from a CVS. Glad he respected my instruction.

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Stanwyk74 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mine too.

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songman727 4 points ago +4 / -0

what a nice guy you are! in fact, he can have mine,too..... i DAMN sure aint takin it!!!

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Error404 4 points ago +5 / -1

Janssen Pharm has entered the chat...

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ColbyP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, "free". You didn't pay for it, but the government did. But the government is mega-broke and only has money to spend by taking yours, so not really free after all.

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Patriot3per 6 points ago +6 / -0

The government doesn't create wealth without stealing. We all paid for it collectively with tax.

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BecauseISaidSo 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Free" here too... But they still ran it through our insurance company who paid 0.00 on it and we owed 0.00 on it...

Meaning... Tax payer money paid for it... Not Free!!!

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electricboogaloo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Is it stealing if it’s free? What are their damages? Your honor I plead guilty and will pay back the full retail value of what I stole. $0 x 5 = $0.

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VirtueVeritas 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think it's free for the patient, but someone has to be subsidizing it otherwise Pfizer, J&J and Moderna wouldn't have made it.

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Pickinpox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he could tell the judge he doesn't use needle and instead freebased the whole vial to make sure it works?

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electricboogaloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

No doubt. If you pay taxes you have likely been subsidizing these vaccines more than anyone. Us taxpayers probably cover more than 5 doses each.

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DuplexFields 31 points ago +31 / -0

When we get 50% of the population vaccinated, we can reopen restaurants.

Yes, just 60% of the people need to be fully double-vaccinated and double-masked so you can sit down across from your loved ones and enjoy a meal.

Only 70% of the hoi polloi have to accept the jab job so you can return to your workplace fulltime and continue providing tax revenue to the poor and disabled.

Vaccine hesitancy is keeping us from the 80% we need to be certain that The Greatest Generation does not continue to fall victim to the plague which was spread by meat-eaters coincidentally close to the Fauci lab in Wuhan.

We can't understand what's keeping us from reaching a 90% threshold that will enable us to live, masked, like we did before the pandemic virus started.

No, when we said you needed ID to vote, we meant your vaccine ID, bigot.

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680-EVIL 15 points ago +15 / -0

This recent Nature paper revealed pre-existing T cell responses in 81% of unexposed individuals. This means that 81% of people already have immunity against Covid 19. This herd immunity argument is therefore bullshit.

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Threeper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone notice that the target percentage for the amount of vaccinated people keeps slowly moving toward the 90% depopulation goals that some "scientists" have discussed in the past? Hmmmm....

To Save the Planet, Kill 90 Percent of People Off, Says UT Ecologist: https://reason.com/2006/04/03/to-save-the-planet-kill-90-per/

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Patriot3per 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's start with him and say we did and then not :)

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Spez_Isacuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

They stole our country and our livelihoods with this ridiculous bullshit.

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SomaMinded 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought it was 3?

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pingpongdingdong 9 points ago +9 / -0

Should steal it from CVS in San Francisco. the employees there don’t care and SFPD don’t care.

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MastaJoda 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fact! It’s technically legal as long as it doesn’t cost $1000 or more (something like that).

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Rockonanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theft is just how we push back against white supremacy, right?

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Daughterfreedom76 186 points ago +187 / -1

He did TAKE the vaccine Lol!!?

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spelunking_librator 55 points ago +55 / -0

"absolute mad man survives taking 5 doses of johnson"

let's see for how long

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Thwok 5 points ago +6 / -1

Or lives off-grid :)

Or is has a strong defensive position :)

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Thwok 6 points ago +7 / -1

If you think they can tolerate the optics of another Ruby Ridge.

Let me rephrase that: a BLACK Ruby Ridge ... might be what's needed for the "Defund" virus to jump species into the FBI/DEA/CIA.

The snake will eat it's own tail even faster.

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ColbyP 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, "unlimited" in the sense that it has zero resources and is actually in massive, overwhelming debt. If the governements of the world ever actually called each other on the debts they owed, the nations would all fold like wet tossie paper because not a single one is actually financially stable and their currency is actually completely worthless; We just pretend like it isn't.

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Tr0mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

his life matters. they won't touch him.

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lixa 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, there's a situation he shouldn't have taken his mask off. Anyone know who's YT channel this is? It's an example of being completely unhelpful to post on bitchute... without a reference to username.

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahhaa

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TheMadManDidItAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's super, super, super, super, super protected now!

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DesuVult 1 point ago +1 / -0

That shouldn't be a problem. He took his first and second shot. And then he took the recommended three booster shots.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why not? As long as the needle isn't reused.

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has to take about 3-5 to be fully vaxxed.

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FlyinHeadlock 129 points ago +130 / -1

He can trade to for a doughnut, BigMac and I believe a Starbucks small coffee.

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Torrvarpen 57 points ago +57 / -0

"You want the red pill, or a hambreder?"

The average leftist: "Hambreder, free hambreder, gibe me..."

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zooty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now I'm wishing someone had potatoshopped a meme when the donuts were being given away.

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R-A-T-S- 6 points ago +6 / -0

There was also a beer that I know of.

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DaemonKrog 118 points ago +118 / -0

What a chad. lol. Removes mask immediately.

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SpicyAmerican 48 points ago +49 / -1

Yes. The additional, unnecessary F*ck this shit :)

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Gurren_Laggan 28 points ago +28 / -0

Here, I'll trade you.

Had be laughing this morning.

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spelunking_librator 8 points ago +8 / -0

*necessary

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SpicyAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks :)

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Kfc_and_Watermelon 85 points ago +85 / -0

InB4 they find him "suicided"

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patiohimself 30 points ago +30 / -0

they'll say he injected himself with the vaccine but not supposed to use the whole bottle bla bla bla...

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Knight1_of_Sunset 72 points ago +72 / -0

Keep me posted. I am eager to hear the results.

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lixa 4 points ago +5 / -1

How can we even find out who this is? There's no username referenced. Sigh.

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unaor 0 points ago +3 / -3

The bitchute page has his instagram

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it isn’t the guy w the bitchute channel. Is it?

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right you are! Hopefully we will find out soon what’s in that.

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

what is his bitchute page

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unaor -1 points ago +2 / -3

This video is posted on bitchute.com. Follow the OP link and you will arrive there.

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witchism11 43 points ago +43 / -0

Balls of steel. Proud of you for doing that!

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BlaineBug 41 points ago +43 / -2

There are things that just shouldn't be filmed and uploaded.

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BlaineBug 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes!

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Thwok 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unless he's concerned he may not be alive for that.

Then best post to try to start a movement.

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Patriot3per 5 points ago +5 / -0

If we don't see his results then more pedes need to do the same. They can't kill us all.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. They are afraid of the tipping point. We should find ways to enable rushing towards it.

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system76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Underrated comment.

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tentonbudgie 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are other things that should though a price will be paid.

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So_Much_Happening 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'd hate to show the next generation how it's done.

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Joaniev9 41 points ago +41 / -0

This madman sent it to a lab. Give this man a coat!

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Konig 23 points ago +24 / -1

Screenshot? I don't use ig

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Plazma10 3 points ago +4 / -1

No IG here either. I'm not on 'AOL'

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I literally can't log into instagram or make an account for it.

*Can't create an account because one already exists. *Can't login via facebook. *Can't change the password because it was created with facebook.

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20KAG20 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are doing you a favor. Fuck everything Facebook

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elmerecido 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lefty comments on his insta are hilarious. Pathetic little sheep.

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id10tjoeuser 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes. Looks like he shipped it cold.

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Susurro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thx

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nemonster 29 points ago +29 / -0

A dose worth 19.50 It s better to give to a dem

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CiaramellaLevelSoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

There's probably plenty of mentally ill people out there who would inject it all into their veins and use some of it as a suppository so it would be 300% effective at protecting them from the super deadly ?cOvId-19?

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th3colon3l 3 points ago +3 / -0

I belive its called maxx vaxxing.

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

You must be one of those anti-maxxers

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mad anti-maxxer

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apchrkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I take a vial and give them 200 bucks it's technically not theft. It's just surprise purchase.

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The_kool_mom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg that reminded me of my teenage guy friends who would “wahoo” cases of beer from a convenient store and throw more than enough money on the counter on the way out! Cops were never called!?

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BADGERPEDE 39 points ago +62 / -23

Found this comment on bitchute:

For reference: A couple noobs got their hands on a microscope and put the pfizer vax under it. They did not know how to use a microscope, or to analyze what they were looking at, OR how to properly prepare a slide. If you see this video, their conclusions are off and it may be intentional. They had two air bubbles trapped under the coverslip and called them "bacteria". They also said the microscope was at 5,400X and that's B.S., they were below 500X and it looked to me like 200X.

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DonJr2032 21 points ago +27 / -6

If they don't know what they are doing and they say they are at 5400X, go ahead and consider everything they said and did faulty.

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Joeshmoe91 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t know either way on this one, but you bet your ass they are here, and have been for some time. Those of us here for a long time have noticed the shifts in the past ~6 months, if not a year.

Fuck you WuMao faggots and fuck your entire lineage. The day I piss on your graves and slap your women with my cock is the day I know pure happiness. Eat shit and die, you’re life is worthless and your masters laugh at your obedience

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tentonbudgie 3 points ago +3 / -0

It took a few of us deporting deporting deporting and shouting them down in the comments to call attention to their BS.

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DonJr2032 1 point ago +7 / -6

Let me rephrase that then:

if they say they are at 5400X, go ahead and consider everything they said and did faulty.

Wait until they post a video from an "immunologist" if you like.

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CiaramellaLevelSoy 1 point ago +2 / -1

If something is misleading or fake it should be called out. You sound like a lib getting offended over someone daring to mention something contradictory.

Rallying around thing that are false does not help us.

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CiaramellaLevelSoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

got sand in your front hole?

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Proud_DudeGermany 21 points ago +21 / -0

„This video is unavailable as the contents have been deemed potentially illegal within your country by our moderation team.“

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Alaskan 45 points ago +45 / -0

It’s a dude in a pharmacy, acting like he’s there to get a shot, asks about reading the ingredients on the box, and when he picks it up, a nurse goes to snatch the box away, but he snagged a vial first. She chases him through the store and it appears they call the cops, but the video ends with him in his car saying he’s taking this Johnson and Johnson vaccine to a lab. It also appears this isn’t his first rodeo as he says “I got a full bottle ‘this time’.” And “this time, it’s J&J...” etc.

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boataholic 18 points ago +19 / -1

Why haven't any docs/nurses/pharmacy people swiped one and sent it off already??

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Rusty_Shackleford 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same reason cops enforce unconstitutional laws and turn a blind eye to antifa. Because it would put their careers in jeopardy and they're paid well to be good little worker ants for big pharma.

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Spezz 1 point ago +3 / -2

because it would be pointless, the retards are still gonna take it and i’m still gonna tell them to eat muh balls

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Truelies 14 points ago +26 / -12

It is no problem he took his vaccine but full vial is for 6 people.... they will charge him like he stole from 5 others..... maybe even endgerment of other people health...

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D-Dub 40 points ago +44 / -4

No that's just a 3 year supply for one person since you have to take it every six months lol.

A good lawyer can argue anything

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Truelies 3 points ago +13 / -10

I agree.... good point...

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MapleBaconWaffles 23 points ago +23 / -0

Well it's not like they can convince anyone else to take it anymore anyway.

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massivehairycleaner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure lots of doses expire for that very reason. They would have thrown out more than 5 doses in the end anyways.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 15 points ago +17 / -2

He’s definitely getting charged for this.

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Thwok 8 points ago +8 / -0

But he's black. So that's ray-cist.

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entwickelnden 12 points ago +12 / -0

mad lad of the week, hell ya brother.

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Jack_Dupp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Straight up mothafuckin gangsta.

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PlatinumFMorgan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice!

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Donttreadonme16 10 points ago +12 / -2

This is funny and all, but doesn't that shit have to be stored at -80 degrees or some bullshit like that?

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kornesque 13 points ago +14 / -1

I didn't think J&J had that restriction.

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Donttreadonme16 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yea me neither, but does he mention which one he "took"?

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he said this time he snagged the johnson

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Thep1mp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. The nanobots don’t start to self assemble until they hit 95 degrees or so.

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kiwibloke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought they paused the j and j jabs bc of clot?

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c0mpl3x 3 points ago +3 / -0

It has been resumed

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JackWoods 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pfizer needs -80. But don't care enough to look it up

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mostdeadlygeist 2 points ago +2 / -0

His IG posts show him shipping it in ice it looks like.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Brain. Big Balls.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inspirational.

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AngryWriter 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN is responsible for this, they literally told him to take the vaccine, so he did.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 9 points ago +10 / -1

His life about to get flipped-turned upside down

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KarenKarenKaren 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude would be a hero on any Yard

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pursuitoftruth1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

The post talking about shipping it out to have it analyzed is here: https://greatfon.com/c/8690897690558297652

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. Had to scroll to the bottom to find it though.

Many of those comments must be from China's troll army.

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PepePinochet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Postal worker here, would any of you fellow pedestrians know who this man is?

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Thwok 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup. He lives in downtown Harlem, and will only come out if you wear nothing but a sandwich-board with racial epitaphs (must have no clothes on underneath).

(Bonus points for those who get the reference)

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XCorneliusX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got it. Easy one too.

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TheGreaseman81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Die hard 3

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kazimiera 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know why the nurse got upset. He told her ahead of time," I'm going to take the vaccine". She wasn't forced to hand it to him, she did do voluntarily

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll be interested in hearing the lab results. Prayers up for this heroic pepe!

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browserfriendly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuking Legend!!!!

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Bluntman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, so he asked to see the vaccine he was going to get and she gave him something he wasn't going to get? Stinks like shit

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somedaysoon 5 points ago +7 / -2

How many felonies will they charge him with?

Malicious interference with healthcare Robbery Grand theft of patented materials Copyright infringement Aggravated disorderly conduct Felony Jaywalking Being a white supremacist Unauthorized possession of hazardous materials?? Bomb threats Treason

I can't wait to see how this plays out.

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s black, he’ll have a street named after him. Anything else is racist.

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VonBustacap 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope he doesn't mysteriously die after "taking" that vaccine.

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HanginChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I sorry i no English good. TV say take vaccine I take vaccine. What problem?"

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome.

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gogueofreeee 4 points ago +4 / -0

That guy is a fucking legend.

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Sgt-Pepper1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bada$$ of the month!

Totally awesome.

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Hilareeee 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you listen closely you can hear his balls clanking together as he walks out of the store .

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twopoint71 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy is a hero.

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StarGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude is a hardcore legend.

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StarGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only way anyone should be taking the vax.

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LowKeyPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope he looks for anti hcg antigen among other things.

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JamesBond007 4 points ago +4 / -0

The State will destroy him when they get his name.

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StarGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was funny when she tried to say that wasn't the vaccine he was supposed to take anyways hahahahah suuuuuuuuuuure.

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trumpreallywon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who is this guy? He's savage.

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bimbobrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are AMAZING! Thank you! Can't wait to hear what is in it!

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless you sir.

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WarViper1337 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sounds like a great way to get the FBI to raid your home in the middle of the night. This guy will likely be doing serious time given the protections surrounding covid vaccines.

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ilovebooks3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yoinks? Interesting word. Never heard it before.

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AmericaWillSurvive 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it originated from an onomatopoeia used in cartoons.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

I loved it!

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RoofKorean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, the Simpsons.

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Ella101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Link to his YouTube or other social media. I want to follow up. OP do your job

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WeKnowTheTruthSC 3 points ago +3 / -0

I posted a link to his Instagram. Here it is again in case you didn't see it. https://www.instagram.com/the_gift_of_eternal_life/

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Ella101 1 point ago +1 / -0

got it

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny, but what on earth is he going to test it for?

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Joaniev9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Aids

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PKShadilay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Australia had a covid vaccine in development that used deactivated portions of HIV to make spike protiens and then had to scrap it when people in trials started "falsely" testing positive for HIV.

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CucksForTheDonald 5 points ago +5 / -0

The most common HIV test looks for antibodies, so if a treatment (such as a vaccine) causes you to develop those antibodies, then yes, you will "falsely" test positive.

Same happens if you get a Hep A vaccine, the common / cheap tests for Hep A do not distinguish between infection and vaccine-induced immunity, so you're gonna "falsely" test positive for Hep A.

If it's a PCR test, then it looks for presence of specific sequences, which does not have to correspond to the full live virus. This is how the PCR tests for Covid have such high false positives, especially when abused with 40+ cycles.

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