Came to say this. Or "It's none of your business" if you want to be nicer. If the Walmart door greeter offers me a mask, I just say "No thank you" since they are just doing their job.
nothing. Literally nothing. Just smile and keep doing what youre doing as if you didnt hear them.
Ive been violating this mask bullshit since day 1 and that has been what works the best.
Alternatively, if they say something like "sir you need to wear a mask" reply with something like "Aw come on, Im not that ugly!" while continuing along your way.
Tell them "I feel threatened" and remind them the state you are in is a "Stand Your Ground" state, with a follow-up statement reminding them that constitutional carry is real...
I agree, a simple no thank very politely usually does the trick. I had one kid in a big 5 ask me why, like he was going to get fired over it, and I said because I have CS. ( common sense)
"Better stay back 6 feet to be safe"
"I'm going with fresh air, you make your own choice"
"If that bullshit worked, I'd be wearing one"
"I'm clinically recovered and loaded with antibodies, nothing to worry about"
I feel sorry for people living in mask zones still. I lived in a commie state and moved out. It was tough going maskless but I did it almost 100% of the time. Maybe try saying something like “I feel sorry for you, mask don’t work but if you feel they do then you don’t have to worry about me.” I only got in yelling argument once and other then that had people ask me to put on a mask which I would laugh and say “no I am not wearing that thing.” Try finding maskless friendly stores. I never had a problem in Aldi anywhere even in multiple states. I was usually the only person maskless but no one would say anything. Hobby Lobby seems to also not say anything staff wise.
Just pretend like you cant hear them because of their mask. Eventually they move it down to yell at you, at which point you start freaking out on them to put on their mask.
I just say no thank you, if they push I tell them that several federal judges have already ruled these types of mandates unconstitutional, and if that doesn't work - request curbside service. 10 to 1 when it's a matter of inconvenience to them personally, it suddenly isn't so important.
But honestly, I am rarely bothered at all. Especially now that people are over it.
NPC - Hey!! You need to wear a mask to shop here!!!!
PATRIOT - Hey, you need to walk through the parking lot after work to get home. I’ll bet we’d both love to go about our business tonight without some stranger running up and fucking with us.
"Fuck off".
My personal favorite
Seriously. Just ignore them. Keep walking, and if they get in your way, still keep walking.
Came to say this. Or "It's none of your business" if you want to be nicer. If the Walmart door greeter offers me a mask, I just say "No thank you" since they are just doing their job.
nothing. Literally nothing. Just smile and keep doing what youre doing as if you didnt hear them.
Ive been violating this mask bullshit since day 1 and that has been what works the best.
Alternatively, if they say something like "sir you need to wear a mask" reply with something like "Aw come on, Im not that ugly!" while continuing along your way.
A simple "no thank you" smile and walk away
Someone suggested "I'm fully vaccinated," but I couldn't do it. I'd hate like hell for anyone to think I'm that stupid.
"Stop talking ! Your voice is sending COVID droplets into the air !"
"I have a medical condition", is the wording used in most states' EO exemptions that alerts a store owner they're dealing with a literate person.
To claim the exemption simply declare you have a medical condition.
Most store managers have trained their employees on this.
If the mask monitor gives you a hard time ask to speak to a manager. They obviously haven't been trained properly.
Ask if they honor the governor's EO regarding the mask mandate. If so they must honor the EO exemption for medical conditions.
Carry a copy of your state's EO
Also, no one has a right to know what your medical condition is as per HIPPA and the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Violations of the ADA start at $75k
“I am participating in the Vaccine Effectiveness Study Program.”
If they persist, you say “I am in the ‘Control Group’”
“Go fuck yourself”
Just chuckle to yourself and ignore them. What they want is attention. If that doesn’t work offer them a breath mint.
I can’t wear a mask, I have a medical condition.
What’s your medical condition?
I’m not retarded.
Do you want to talk about it or did you just want to make your little comment?
I have CS -- and I've got CS bad -- severe CS.
Common sense.
Tell them "I feel threatened" and remind them the state you are in is a "Stand Your Ground" state, with a follow-up statement reminding them that constitutional carry is real...
I keep saying what? What? What? Then I say "oh sorry. I don't understand sheep language"
I have CS
(Common Sense)
I always say ok Karen! And I say it loud!
I agree, a simple no thank very politely usually does the trick. I had one kid in a big 5 ask me why, like he was going to get fired over it, and I said because I have CS. ( common sense)
"Better stay back 6 feet to be safe" "I'm going with fresh air, you make your own choice" "If that bullshit worked, I'd be wearing one" "I'm clinically recovered and loaded with antibodies, nothing to worry about"
"I have a condition that exempts me". Then if they have the audacity to ask what, holler "freedom, bitch!"
In an Australian accent, fuck off ya cunt
"Britty said I could"
I feel sorry for people living in mask zones still. I lived in a commie state and moved out. It was tough going maskless but I did it almost 100% of the time. Maybe try saying something like “I feel sorry for you, mask don’t work but if you feel they do then you don’t have to worry about me.” I only got in yelling argument once and other then that had people ask me to put on a mask which I would laugh and say “no I am not wearing that thing.” Try finding maskless friendly stores. I never had a problem in Aldi anywhere even in multiple states. I was usually the only person maskless but no one would say anything. Hobby Lobby seems to also not say anything staff wise.
I tell them that if they want they can try to put one on me. Problem Solved.
Lady at the store: Sir, Sir? where's your mask
Me: I left at home in the same box I keep my tampons in.
“why does yours not work?”
I simply just move on. If they push the issue, just tell them to fuck off.
"I dont wear a mask to make sure people like you stay far away"
Just pretend like you cant hear them because of their mask. Eventually they move it down to yell at you, at which point you start freaking out on them to put on their mask.
My rights don't end where your fears begin...Of course being a big testosterone evident man means that no one has ever bugged me about it.
Ignoring them is the best, but I actually had one person think he was a badass and got in my face and got pushy. My response?
"If you're really concerned about your own safety, you'll get the fuck out of my face right now."
Of course, the cuck backed down and slunk away, although he shadowed me for the next ten minutes.
You’re wearing a mask, you’re protected.
Just like nobody really needs a mask for a virus with a 94% survivability rate, nobody needs a whiny little bitch, yet here you are.
You're a super spreader of stupid, aaahhh!
My body my choice. If its good enough for murdering babies, its good enough to not wear a mask.
"I'm not sick"
I haven't worn a mask in months
Play Cornholio. Pull your shirt up over the top of your head raise you hands and say "Are you threatening me?"
"Everyone dies"
I just say no thank you, if they push I tell them that several federal judges have already ruled these types of mandates unconstitutional, and if that doesn't work - request curbside service. 10 to 1 when it's a matter of inconvenience to them personally, it suddenly isn't so important. But honestly, I am rarely bothered at all. Especially now that people are over it.
NPC - Hey!! You need to wear a mask to shop here!!!!
PATRIOT - Hey, you need to walk through the parking lot after work to get home. I’ll bet we’d both love to go about our business tonight without some stranger running up and fucking with us.
'Stay the fuck back if you know what's good for you.'
"Your obedience is prolonging the nightmare" or "I'm a muslim. A muslim man does not cover his face like a woman".
ABS: allergic to bullshit.