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cryptoa 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine a virus so deadly you need to bribe people to get vaccinated.

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Moonman_Alpha 6 points ago +6 / -0

With a vaccine that isn't even a vaccine.

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DavidGlowie 14 points ago +14 / -0

If your company excludes you from a bonus based on medical history you NEED to contact a labor lawyer.

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PotatoJoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

These people are no better than trained monkeys

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Unicron3 5 points ago +6 / -1

So you have to document what kind of disease kept you out of work in Serbia. Guess I'll just have to come into work then.

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verse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ten million, then even if I go out my family is fucking set for life

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Arcynic2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Til hyperinflation hits in two years and they buy three loaves of bread with it.

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cue the Dr. Evil. meme for me. $1,000,000,000 is my price.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL @ compromising your integrity for a car payment

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Rerun1Central 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be willing above $3.0M or $200K per year for life no taxes on anything ever again on anything even outside of USA. Plus full use of a private jet, yacht, train, highway system and choice of any woman on the planet when they turn 21.

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Somalia_is_gay -2 points ago +9 / -11

They can offer 10k. Still not getting it.

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empiretc 3 points ago +4 / -1

It would have to be:

"One Million Dollars"

Dr. Evil voice.

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AbyssalObserver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why stop there?

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TrumpFan26 3 points ago +3 / -0

why you have 8 downvotes?are the vax fags here in force?

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Somalia_is_gay 0 points ago +2 / -2

some guy has like 20-30 accounts and downvotes anyone who disagrees with him. His name is anaconda.