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Fakest, stupidest (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by I-am-Orlando ago by I-am-Orlando +3049 / -0
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leakmouth 121 points ago +121 / -0

Wrestlers can roll around on the floor with each other and get as intimate sexual partners swapping sweat etc. but they’re not allowed to shake hands before or after 🤡 🌎

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HockeyMom4Trump 46 points ago +46 / -0

Wrestlers in MN do not have to wear a mask, but hickey players do! Honk Honk

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CantStumpTheTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

lol, sweet typo

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CovefefeREEEE 14 points ago +14 / -0

hickey players

Niiiiiiiiiiice.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHA!

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honk_honk_honk 31 points ago +31 / -0

Like the idiots who physically assault someone not wearing a mask, diseases can't be that dangerous if you can tackle someone who might have it.

Also saw someone disinfecting the sand at the beach. Just when you think honk world can't get any more wacko.

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Klyuchak 19 points ago +19 / -0

Seriously, were is even a single hazmat suit wearing g-man if it's so dangerous, let alone across the country? And why are there no biohazard waste containers for masks on every street corner?

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Gadsden 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just ask mask nazis and anyone terrified of the rona why we are allowed to simply throw our masks away?

If it's a pandemic, the cdc and local hospitals should be collecting our biohazardous waste and burning it.

But they aren't. Because it's the flu.

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MastaJoda 32 points ago +32 / -0

Bruh, the same science that won’t allow track athletes to run without a mask, but yeah, full contact sports (football and basketball)...nah, they are safe. LOLOLOL

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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thats_a_man_baby 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least 80% of people were born to follow. It's in their nature.

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RedditIs4Retards 8 points ago +9 / -1

Liberals are too fucking stupid to understand that your air leaves the mask and doesn't stay in it. Too fucking stupid to understand you'd be dead if all you breathed was your recycled air. But REEE TRUST THE SCIENCE, LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS!

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Trump2AM 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mengele was an expert too.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can get a useless degree too and become "an expert" but I try not to waste my time with useless shit lol

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Hedonismbot 37 points ago +38 / -1

The whole reason for keeping any sports on TV is to continue the social conditioning of the pandemic and masks. I remember listening to baseball discussions last year, they literally came out and said so.

It's important for sports to be on TV so people can see the masks, and the messaging. Constantly interjecting with pandemic talk to try to keep the fear jin'ed up.

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MastaJoda 19 points ago +19 / -0

You’re onto something! Propaganda never gets a day off!

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blanka 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reporters on street pieces when there is clearly nobody around them wearing the mask kind of serve the same purpose

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dakin116 6 points ago +6 / -0

ding ding ding

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JuStMeD 27 points ago +28 / -1

No more Sports! I stopped after MLB....NBA has been communist for a while

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abstr4ct 22 points ago +22 / -0

Because of math, most people are dumber than the smartest people.

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thisguy883 6 points ago +9 / -3

Think of the dumbest person you know. A vast majority of the population is on average, dumber than that person.

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

I highly doubt the vast majority of the population is dumber than my brother.

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newuser999 3 points ago +3 / -0

Math is racist

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Pepe1776_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's all about the conditioning.

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Blackeye 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fuck the NBA anyway

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penguinjay1212 12 points ago +12 / -0

People act like this is an argument when it's a proof.

They are using basic rules to demonstrate an insane level of compliance contrary to common sense.

That is all. Too many variables. Just take your mask off and be a leader.

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MastaJoda 10 points ago +10 / -0

Waaay ahead of you. Never worn one, and even told the local PD to shove it when I had to go in for finger prints for work.

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brundlefly777 9 points ago +9 / -0

Complete theater.

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Data 7 points ago +7 / -0

how dumb are ppl?

So dumb science has never devised a method to properly measure the depths of their stupidity. Many think it impossible; just when you believe you've found the world's stupidest person, an even stupider one appears.

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thisguy883 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well as the old saying goes:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Bogey 7 points ago +8 / -1

In the NBA? Average IQ is about 92 or so, if you include the camera operators. Otherwise about 91, I suppose.

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TGNX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Answer: Very.

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Kingjimison115 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude, people are fucking dumb as fuck. Humans are encouraged to question everything, it’s how we solve problems.

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Gonzotron5000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not surprisingly this dumb. People spend 1000s on shoes they can't wear. "what's a super salad?". Mumble rap exists. Buy an suv w/ the same function as an Accord because it looks big and its not a minivan.

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PMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also all just to avoid getting a variant of the cold. 20% of NFL players contracted COVID this past season - the outcome? 0 deaths, 0 hospitalizations. They are treating athletes like they are some frail, immunocompromised people for spectacle.

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alxhsa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well people are pretty dumb so...

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BotFlyPenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea, half the people are dumber than average. And average intelligence is just above monkeys throwing shit at the bars.

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BotFlyPenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Critical thinking is an uncommon virtue. I suspect the virus/vaccine combo were created to apply the missing evolutionary pressure of modern humanity. Darwin awards are common now.

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TheMAGAlorian787 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s the NBA... so, pretty dumb. Not much brain power on these teams.

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Big_League_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I realized how illogical most people are regarding masks and COVID this last year I was so shocked that I nearly lost my mind. I'm in a blue state and I feel like I am in the twilight zone. Its depressing. Books will be written. Thesis papers will be written about this time period. It is fascinating to see but very very hard to live through. I have lost respect for so many people in my life that I am rocked to the absolute core.

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Randomwithaj 5 points ago +5 / -0

Infinitely dumb - I’m convinced we’ll never reach the bottom

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BillsmafiaGG 4 points ago +4 / -0

TD

Half of all people are not meaningfully below average.

First, in any given sample of 100 people, it’s conceivable that 99 subjects score 10 points, and the 100th scores 0 points. The average (mean) is therefore 9.9 points, meaning that 99% of people sampled scored “above average.” Similar scenarios would apply for median and mode.

Second, I’m not sure that even weighted intelligence testing actually shows half the population as “below average.” Since any test is imperfect (skewed by any number of factors such as thinking style, test-taking skill, language barriers, exposure to the types of materials selected), the results are cast in terms of standard deviations above or below the norm.

While it is true that half the population is technically below the midpoint of the results curve, we can’t reliably state that any individual is high or low functioning unless they fall beyond the area under the curve showing +/- 1 deviation. Roughly 68% of the population is “average” in this sense, with only about 13.5% “above average” and 13.5% “below average.”

This is subject to correction, as I’m no expert and couldn’t detail the exact methods and measures used for standardized testing. But I think this is a more complete way to look at it.

Then... on masks, the CDC guidance has always made sense to me.

From early on, the basic rule was to avoid gatherings. If not feasible, to avoid close contact. If not feasible, to consider wearing a face covering.

Yes, there was some dithering on masks. But note that the mask was always the least important factor with the most minimal impact. Everyone knows that already, even the CDC.

It is mainly the forward facing, public relations-type personnel at CDC who peddle infuriating babytalk on masks, and who treat the public like idiots.

Not to worry. The public are not idiots, and neither is anyone at the CDC. We are merely witnessing bureaucrats talking to an imaginary audience.

Petty arguments about masks, which have always been of trivial importance, only add to the illusion that an imaginary public exists that needs to be scolded and told what’s what. This illusion in turn perpetuates lockdowns and health mandates.

In truth, it doesn’t matter whether anyone is pro- or anti- mask. What matters is that the public has the necessary information to make rational health decisions. The CDC has, for a long time, been irrelevant as a source of pandemic news.

So in conclusion, I like to tell my neighbors that I trust their decisions, and that we can set aside the illusion that our community needs ongoing mandates to control the “dumb ones.”

Besides, I’m betting that most of them are above average ;)

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ConsiderThisBoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dance, Monkey. These guys will continue to do this and make millions. And you will continue to watch because you are a monkey. Now Dance

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WarViper1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

bUt If It SaVeS jUsT oNe LiFe!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

People are pretty fucking dumb. I've lost all respect for so many people that I know over this bullshit. It's like they have forgotten how to think.

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

This while China flu thing has been the biggest charade in history. We have billions on this planet that would happily march off a cliff if their idols on the boob tube told them to do so to stop a cold. “You must sacrifice your life to get your freedoms back.” “Ummm ok, I’ll do anything to get my God given rights back from you my dear leaders.”

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hereticpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s all insane, and that’s the point. This is about breaking us, making us capitulate to pressure despite common sense. Dehumanizing and humiliating us.

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DivvyDivet 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dumb are people?

Somewhere between very and extremely.

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AmericanForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do we still have a functioning society at this point.

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CaptainWinston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Um, pretty dumb

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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dumb are people? Just imagine how dumb the average person is. Now realize that half the people are dumber than that.

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty fucking dumb.

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Sabina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why aren't NBA players made to wear masks while playing?

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very dumb. The answer you're looking for is very dumb.

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RDDPro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cited as example 1,314,841 out of 157,293,472 current examples.

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Trump2AM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just the image from inside the airport 3 meters apart from each other and the next crammed together in a airplane. Fucktard idiots.

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Big-E 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who tf is watching the nba?

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monkeycat2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a dumbass, doesn't he know that COVID knows when to infect and not infect?

Of course, COVID is not going to infect players playing, only when they sit on the bench.

What an idiot. s/

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UncleTrumpsBand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake and gay

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our NHL coach always pulls his mask down to look at the score board of when a review is played and it’s hilarious

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Moltar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same goes for the NFL

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Answer: VERY!!!

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flyover_deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been saying this in high school sports all year.

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Gadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Answer? Very.

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V2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

We've been saying this for over a year now.

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

NBA ?? I think it used to be something ...

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Tobyrocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck! Why are you still watching nba?

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're working on making us all as dumb as the lowest common denominator so somewhere between feminists and Joe Biden as he is today.

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

To quote the great philosopher George Carlin, "Goddamn, there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around!"

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to start a petition to the NBA to require all players to wear a mask while they play. They are killing grandma.