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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

as an Elderpede . . . i suggest hittin' on Cougars EVERYWHERE . . .

bars, grocery stores, internet dating sites . .

they WANT it, Youngpede

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Mattdaking [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, trust me. I got the dating sites down already with pick up lines that work like charms. Older chicks dig the almost 20 year olds like myself

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

good for you kid . . . get ALL you can now (even ugly and fat) because when you fall for a gal that steals your heart, there is no turning back . . . and she knows she has your balls as well

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Mattdaking [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe not the fat part. If ugly I can just put a paper bag over it. Bros before hoes (to a point)

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao, yeah kid . . . i'm not a fat fucker either . . . can't stand those bitches who wear spandex britches and halfie tops that expose the roll

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TrumpWonByALandslide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looking for based lady pede slightly older than OP's range.

REQUIREMENTS: no dick

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Mattdaking [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting! to have a partner with a vagina

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AStriker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope you find one, fren!! And when you do, marry her and have kids!

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Mattdaking [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless