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grassshrimp 115 points ago +117 / -2

Doubt Gates eats his own dog food.

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 85 points ago +85 / -0

Or takes his own vaccines.

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MegoThor 54 points ago +54 / -0

Or fucks his own butt ugly wife.

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US3RNAM3 21 points ago +21 / -0

And fucks his fugly girlfriend.

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solarsavior 25 points ago +25 / -0

No, they peg him.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

he probably fucks zuckerbot 2.0

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IvankasBathWater 15 points ago +15 / -0

But definitely fucks his own butt

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TheTuckerDiaries 7 points ago +8 / -1

His real wife is gone, the new depiction is Kevin Kline.

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LLegendary 4 points ago +4 / -0

"wife".

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 31 points ago +31 / -0

Gates and Branson only eat the finest cuts of Wagyu beef prepared by their personal chef.

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KarenKarenKaren 21 points ago +21 / -0

Gates eats a lot of Hamberders at some local burder joint in the Seattle area - masterburger I think. He’s a “tendies only” type autism kid

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Chad_Dudebroski 7 points ago +7 / -0

as a side dish

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ABrainDisease 2 points ago +2 / -0

They eat a lot of long pig.

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Czshad2 6 points ago +6 / -0

He does. There is a pic of him standing in line at Dick's Burgers. That is definitely dogfood.

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MiyamotoHolliday 2 points ago +2 / -0

But is there video of him actually swallowing a bite?

Screams "look, I'm like you!" to me.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0