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MyPillowShapedNutsac 69 points ago +71 / -2

True. They always are though.

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HuntersCrackDealinHo 16 points ago +19 / -3

I agree..and stay looking younger than they are. BTW..how is life with a MyPillow shaped nutsack? Mine's too damn thick to use under my head..can't imagine what it's like to lug that thing around everywhere you go.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 9 points ago +11 / -2

Is she 15 or 72 ... Who knows :P

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AgentGTO 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, it's more like is she 15 or 40? Once they get to 72, they become those short Asian women, with the big glasses who doesn't take sass from anyone anymore.

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AgentGTO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, this is exactly what I was referring too!

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Asian don’t raisin

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Patriotsheep 42 points ago +44 / -2

Came by to say this. No contest.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 41 points ago +41 / -0

Lol member they tried to claim the bucket hat as African american lmao the shit is Irish

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DontArkancideMeBro 51 points ago +51 / -0

WE WUZ LEPRECHAUNZ

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 30 points ago +30 / -0

LEPREKANGZ *

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MauserShooter 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lepers, probably.

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TenaciousDT 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUCK you beat me to it!

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TrumpTrainForever 28 points ago +28 / -0

ahem

N SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do you mean "wuz"?

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PeacefullautoFlavor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who you calling We cuz

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dr_gonzo 37 points ago +38 / -1

No contest, but I actually think attractive girls look good in hats. I wish hats on women would come back into style actually.

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AlohaSnackbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too. I need something to hold my beer!

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40ozandajuul -53 points ago +6 / -59

Fag.

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TrumpTrainForever 19 points ago +19 / -0

thinks women are attractive

Assuming he is a dude, as no women exist on the internet, I am not sure you understand the definition of fag.

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Tr0mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to Webster, it says... "Man who finds women in hats attractive".

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Junkevil 17 points ago +17 / -0

A Juul user calling someone a fag is actually pretty hilarious. Got news for ya bud, you look fucking stupid.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously! Peek in the mirror!

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Can-Maga 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you are confused.

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figgle 188 points ago +190 / -2

Black bitch got some PS1 Lara Croft titties.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 26 points ago +26 / -0

Ha!

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americafirst1994 25 points ago +25 / -0

hahahahahahaha brooooo!!!!! KEK

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Cuckblue 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm fucking dying hahahahahha.

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Back when anti-aliasing wasn't a thing

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nankingRoastie 81 points ago +82 / -1

Lmao her tits are ridiculuos they point out sideways.

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MyPillowShapedNutsac 57 points ago +58 / -1

NATGEO JUGS

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remember1776 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hahaha tribal and exotic

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AllYouHaveIsYourself 13 points ago +13 / -0

They sure aren't u/JESUSJUGS !

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Hilareeee 27 points ago +30 / -3

They are too wide spaced. Like her eyes. If any young pedes here are looking for a genetics paper this shit writes itself .

“The relationship between hypertelorism and lateral breast rotation in African American females”.

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Former_Libtard 43 points ago +43 / -0

I'm trying to see them all...for science.

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Mona1950 12 points ago +12 / -0

Black girl's boobs ARE Perky!

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Hilareeee 6 points ago +7 / -1

The ones in my parents old Nat Geos

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rauschman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kinda hard to take the eyes off those things.

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

My Dad was in the Navy in WW2 and they had been in some of the Hawaiian Islands for some reason. He had some pictures of the top naked women natives in his album. That was looked at quite a bit LOL By the way, I think they were perky too unless she was a mom and then..................

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember seeing my first boobs. That should have been the name of that magazine.

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nightfox02 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah they stick out like elephant tusks its gross af

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm thinking that her boobs are actually 90% nipple.

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Hilareeee 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pretty sure ? Show me the science my good man .

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

I second this. Remove this claim unless you can link to some credible study sauce.

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like Lori Lightfoot

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Toobin247 9 points ago +9 / -0

She’s be right at home in a ‘70s teen flick. They all seemed to have the perky cone shaped titties. I never minded.

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nankingRoastie 6 points ago +7 / -1

Its less about thecone and more about the fact that her nipple is blatantly staring directly at the mirror when her torso is actaully 75 degrees away from facing the mirror. She's got tits that are practically growing out her armpits.

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Toobin247 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s fair enough. I just assumed it’s because of how she has her torso twisted. But now that you “point” it out, I can’t unsee it.

https://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/582032/Nickelderp/#a2b906_746023

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's gonna be a tough motorboat.

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Mooksayshigh 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s probably a dude.

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NotAPuma 15 points ago +15 / -0

We Wuz Dudez!

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

N' sheeet!

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johnrambo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do like the perkyness of them though. But she looks like a total cunt.

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nankingRoastie 2 points ago +2 / -0

maybe she could spoon a blow up doll sidways so her tits look normally placed.

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd be willing to take a look and see.

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Tr0mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too, would attempt a titty fuck

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now you're just bragging.

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Mike_Echo 48 points ago +49 / -1

More like, "SRayyyy kweeen". I'll show myself out.

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penguinjay1212 16 points ago +16 / -0

you got me bro. I needed that.

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Liberty4All 38 points ago +38 / -0

We'll see how important it is for the left to stand against anti-Asian racism when we see who gets banned as a result of this exchange.

My money is on the girl on the right getting banned but the girl on the left receiving no punishment at all.

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t-ara-fan 19 points ago +20 / -1

Girl on the right has been suspended. Don't know the twatter handle of Miss Perkytits on the left.

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Crappydatum 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm betting it was her replies that got her (rightly) suspended

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MauserShooter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That user name.

You all need to see it.

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WisestGuru93 1 point ago +1 / -0

They always manage to sneak in a reee.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK!

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DemsFuckKids 32 points ago +32 / -0

i hope this is real

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Endless_Summer99 15 points ago +15 / -0

Worth it

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually femalefuturee is suspended

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SaltHarvest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't know if the tweet is from the girl herself or someone using her picture but enjoy. Really pretty girl. - https://scrolller.com/r/babymeia

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hero.

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LostViking1985 23 points ago +24 / -1

The irony is that they're both pretty without make-up, but instead of blaming media and corporations for creating and exploiting a fake "beauty" standard based on make-up, or themselves for buying into it, they will blame others for their own perceived imperfections. In this case it's being racist towards a group that has nothing to do with this false paradigm. Would any of us have been surprised if she had criticized "white beauty" being held as "perfection"?

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_-Th0r-_ 38 points ago +38 / -0

Seriously though, what dude was ever like “omg your eyelashes are so gorgeous”?

No.

Women do this in competition with other women, not for the approval of men.

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Chad_Dudebroski 19 points ago +19 / -0

Women have eyelashes?

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HubbyYee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nailed it.

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honk_honk_honk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Men and women often get shit like this wrong since they're basing it on how they impress their own sex.

That and boobs generate some sort of antimatter field where small details around them tend to get temporally annihilated, then only start to exist again when the boobs are no longer there. Someone should do a study to get to the bottom of this.

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usernamenottaken -2 points ago +5 / -7

I also blame the (((media))) for pushing ridiculous images of beauty.

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Wordlife187 2 points ago +4 / -2

Would you rather have Tess Holiday?

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LostViking1985 1 point ago +6 / -5

Please don't pollute my argument with your anti-semitism.

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LostViking1985 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm intact.

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holytrpbatman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Spicy

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Tenspot20 12 points ago +15 / -3

Grow Black

The internet is the worse thing to ever happen to Blacks.

Give them some gardening tools and some clean boots and lets have them work off the depression. And make a few bucks at the same time.

"Turn off the Phone and get on the Turnip Field"

Black Folks are great gardeners!

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmaooooo

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Gottmituns 7 points ago +12 / -5

The biggest problem with white Americans is that we somehow think "race" doesn't exist. Go anywhere else in the world and realize that it is often the largest issue in any community. Turks hate the Syrians, Pakistanis hate the Indians, Azeris hate the Armenians, Somalis hate the Somalis and so on. There is no peace loving "put our differences past us" community anywhere else outside the USA, at least to a large degree. We lost this when we gave into multiculturalism, and if culture is the flower, race is the root; when the flower is allowed to blossom the roots spread deeper until there is a competition for the rights of the land.

Races are fundamentally different. Biologically, physiologically, mentally, etc. and these differences will tear a country apart if not subjugated by a dominant culture. Christianity was fantastic at this, especially in combination with the American Dream, that anyone from anywhere could submit to the greater good and become a part of this new nation. Until we are willing to admit that our country was built by the Christian Anglo for the Christian Anglo, and that all others are guests in our great nation, we will continue to trip over ourselves when confronted with our belief that all men are created "equal" while we watch these unleashed negros burn down our cities. We are not equal, and this was never the meaning of this phrase. We all have responsibility for our actions and deserve the same opportunity to prove ourselves to our Creator.

Ignoring race is ignorant. Take back our culture and force those in our country to submit or perish. This is the only way forward, and it is blockaded less so by the foreign races who wish for our death than the white faux-American who believes we can give away our home and still maintain control of our country.

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WisestGuru93 4 points ago +6 / -2

100% disagree.

People of any color need food, shelter, social, water, air and God.

The black people in Africa dont act like the black people here.

That difference in behavior, is not genetic and its not accidental.

That difference in behavior is the result of a carefully constructed war to create division. It makes us easier to manipulate.

If black and white people were actually equal, but 1 group gets targeted with victimhood propaganda 24/7 from age 1 until death, do you not expect the targeted group to show different behaviors?

You are unknowingly playing into the hands of the people behind the curtains that create the division.

The problem in the USA is not black people is the government.

If the government and Central banks were completely abolished and we started from scratch (no currency printing, taxes, welfare, tax funded abortions, indoctrination, etc) then black people (and all other people) would benefit from massive growth. The USA would benefit from unleashing the free market and human creativity.

You can lecture black individuals all you want but in reality, they don't control anything: the money supply, the laws, the international NWO plans, etc.

I suggest you go back to the Christian world view that all are your brother and love thy neighbor.

We the people vs government. Not race vs race.

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ManyDirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin a right. I don't know who the assholes are who want to have race issues in America when we have other shit to do like deal with China. On the right we should be smart enough to know this. The left tries to amp up race wars because they are China's soldiers.

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WisestGuru93 1 point ago +1 / -0

The difference between the behavior of black Americans and black Africans is genetic? Perhaps read your own comment and ponder to the possibility of "projection".

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RoofKorean 6 points ago +12 / -6

I'd take both of em in a threesome.

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +12 / -2

Degenerate.

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Chad_Dudebroski 4 points ago +4 / -0

C O L O N I Z E D

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1080pleb 5 points ago +5 / -0

isthiswhitesupremacy.jpeg

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cholulaking 5 points ago +6 / -1

I think they are both attractive, and it just makes me sad this is a fucking reality, while white people are being blamed for it.

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BaldEagle1337 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol! I read "chunky" instead of "chinky" ant it took forever to realize why we were cheering for pejoratives.

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onemoretimeagain22 4 points ago +4 / -0

BOOM

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king07828 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fatality!

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WillHammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oooo shit hahah

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LyvK01 3 points ago +3 / -0

DAAAAMN

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH bish got kilt

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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Datamancer 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they are both white supremacists.....

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OhioRed87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha I read that as Chunky instead of Chinky. Still ugly though lol

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TheNightJanitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Urusovite 2 points ago +3 / -1

No better response!

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djentropyhardcore 2 points ago +4 / -2

that black chick is a fuckin mutant. Prove me wrong

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Mattrocksalot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Super mutants

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone type that word in the comments, I want to see if it's allowed

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holytrpbatman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol sick burn

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chink dat

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FitOfficial 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm in love lmao

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IG_Farben 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

So the first girl knows she’s naturally ugly

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Anyone 0 points ago +1 / -1

Uggh black girl looks one the bottom of my shoe after I step in shit.