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usdodsgssog 88 points ago +89 / -1

Lets be honest here, the NSA and FBI gaytards would be jacking off to this.

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steelywebb [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

yeah but I couldnt find one of them jacking it or else would have added it

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Artek 20 points ago +20 / -0

Brings to mind South Park and that security guard always watching the cameras. Right next to his bottle of lotion.

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Chosimbaone 10 points ago +10 / -0

The little nipple flaps on his work shirt

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Salt_n_Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the cable guy who has those, but I'm sure nipple flaps are standard issue for FBI and NSA fags too lol

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jcgearhart 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is T_D

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Kamala style trapdoor underwear a requirement?

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Salt_n_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That whore wears panties?

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UsedOnlyThrice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just photoshop that FBI arm to be in front and there you go.

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fat50 1 point ago +1 / -0

In your defense, it looks like the FBI guy has his fist jammed up the NSA guy's ass.

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TrumpTrainForever 10 points ago +10 / -0

Son, i don’t give a fuck if the FBI is watching me. If they have my ip address logged, if the BLM faggots and Antifa pussies come in droves.

I

Don’t

Care

I will shoot every single last fucker that comes to my doorstep to take my freedoms away. Every last one. Fuck it. At that point I will have nothing left to lose and I will take as many out with me as possible, with extreme prejudice.

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GlockArm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. Stop being scared of the all knowing, ever present magical "glowie" and find your nutsacks you bunch of faggots.

Come knock on my door to arrest me for speech. And stand still.

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Jimmytraficantsghost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck you for beating me to this. And NO PUNS jesus

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GlockArm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, dude came right and and said he has a tiny garlic knot dick.

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KuzoKevin 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Pull on my nipple rings while you eat my garlic knot."

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or Calamari. .Damn. I missed it.

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KuzoKevin 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need a brainstorming chat room.

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jcgearhart 2 points ago +2 / -0

lolol.

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Salt_n_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

vomits

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TEXinLA 25 points ago +25 / -0

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fumbl3 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤮

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Chosimbaone 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's literally the most Fredo thing I can imagine someone saying

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JustTheNews 11 points ago +13 / -2

lol he has dick cheese and a mensuration fetish.....and nipple rings...on his 3 inch long nipples...lol

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sonrisa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure the NSA/FBI guys have already seen the business end of a “knot” or two and wouldn’t be fazed

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Oda_nicullah 2 points ago +2 / -0

You stop it right now!!

🤢

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WeaponizedSmirk 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm going to see this dumb satire post another 50 times before the fucking week is out.

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Commies-aint-people 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t want Cuomo to go down for sexual harassment, I want him to go down for the deaths of 15,000 people in nursing homes

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EricCharliemella 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh man this has me dying. Unlike COVID.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair, you aren't a frail geriatric who had Angel of Death Cuomo place an asymptomatic young person in their room at the nursing home.

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nankingRoastie 4 points ago +8 / -4

OMG A MAN SAID HE FOUND HIS COWORKERS ATTRACTIVE.

Women say this shit all the time about the hot guy in the office.

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Computer000 4 points ago +4 / -0

how about they actually release the recording for once

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xaplox144 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its fake

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Computer000 4 points ago +4 / -0

got me.. wasnt paying attention to the account posting lol

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't stop laughing 😂

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XERIPHYTE 3 points ago +4 / -1

Take your garlic knott's away from my grandma

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dixond 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't fucking even. Laughing on the floor over here :'-D

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Alcibiades1473 3 points ago +3 / -0

This meme is top kek 🤣

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stay classy NY...

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he bangs them while they're menstruating?

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

🙄 I used to like garlic knots.sigh

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still like them... But I used to, too.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

The implication is period play in my mind. Which, whatever. But... Cuomo no...

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is porn...Cuomo needs his nipples ripped off.

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Tweedlethree 1 point ago +1 / -0

The femme nazi's should pound on his head.

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you realize "marinara sauce" represents her time of the month.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone please add Italian hands to someone in this cartoon

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Stolen 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI NSA love Alfredo's Sauce

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notCIA 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's actually pretty funny, for a murderer. Lock him up.

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Mamapedia 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe they were at Comet Pizza at the time

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cholulaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder which of his party tits is the garlic knot because we know this fucker doesn't have a cock and balls.

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Leavemealone79 0 points ago +1 / -1

The guy is not even Italian.