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SBOJ_JOBS 30 points ago +30 / -0

Dimmer-Crat voter: I filled dry-cleaning bags with gasoline and stored them next to my gas water heater and furnace. Should I be worried?

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MasklessMarvel [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

yes

gas is expensive. don't risk wasting it

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's more valuable than dem/commie lives

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AssPhixEAtion627 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just put some masks around it to protect it

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FuckGovernment 17 points ago +17 / -0

haha

Probably better than the new EPA gas cans.

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catatonic_frog 12 points ago +12 / -0

isn't the problem with those that the spout makes them almost impossible to use?

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BoltCarrierGroup 18 points ago +18 / -0

The EPA gas cans that make you spill 10% of all gas.

Then they can fine you and BOOM! Funded.

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randomusename 8 points ago +8 / -0

No vent, and the spill proof spouts lead to more spills.

youtube has some vids on adding a tire air stem & valve to a new can for use as a vent at least.

Edit: the rubber tire stems swell, so use metal stems or they sell plastic old style ones on ebays.

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ALargeRock 6 points ago +6 / -0

New ones have a little button to push to vent. It works okay but that extra complexity just makes more failure points on something that should be stupid simple.

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Helly 9 points ago +9 / -0

The gas can is a perfect example of why people end up starving to death in socialist governments.

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Americomrade1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Drill a small hole in the top opposite of the spout, you can rip the guts out of said spout and you now have a pre-EPA can. If your worried about spilling from the vent hole, stick a wood skewer in it.

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TeamOrangeFB 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gasoline? No you got it all wrong. That's pure uncut Andrenochrome heading straight to the Clinton Foundation for distribution!

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Morgio_Zoroder 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nice VBIED ya got there

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Oldguard08 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a crispy critter just waiting to happen.🔥🤣

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Forty_Five 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great way to make your vehicle reek of gasoline for all eternity.

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MasklessMarvel [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

or to remove all the parts that might reek

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ABrainDisease 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those bags will burst once the gas eats away at the plastic.....like...maybe a couple hours tops.

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MasklessMarvel [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am surprised those cheap ass bags can hold that much gas

they fall apart before you can get the groceries into the house

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NotDangerousGame 9 points ago +9 / -0

The world has had it when we have a consumer product safety commission.

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MakeFreedomRing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Definatly democratic voters

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Maelstrom 8 points ago +8 / -0

I heard styrofoam coolers are the way to go...

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MasklessMarvel [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOLs

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks about as safe as a tesla battery.

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one3five 7 points ago +7 / -0

just waitin' for the meteor to hit and end it all

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MasklessMarvel [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am sure it will have a warning label

"WARNING: In case of imminent impact, call Morgan Freeman"

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Strong bags!

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MasklessMarvel [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Fuel Bags- lock in explosiveness"

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YouNeedVPN 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a self resolving problem.

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PillarOfWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you sure those aren't just bags of urine?

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MasklessMarvel [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

there are videos of people putting gas in bags

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realgeotus2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

But BLM/Antifa terrorists filling plastic bottles with gas?

Carry on..

🙄

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MasklessMarvel [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

plastic bags

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TellMeBoutIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waste of resources buuuut it could be a Darwinian event. Leaky bag let's gas fill trunk, some leaks onto exhaust 🙃

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JimEagle76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone got a light?

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americafirst1994 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't put gasoline inside a bag made of gasoline they said

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use your virus mask like a sponge and squeeze into tank as needed.

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niacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin' toilet paper hoarders moved onto gasoline..... ridiculous.

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MasklessMarvel [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

that poor idiot has become an internet celebrity

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhhhhhhhh. Let Darwin work.

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americafirst1994 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a trunk full of good ol 'Merican Water

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MasklessMarvel [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas Tea

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Darwin Awards FTW. This will help thin out the herd.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooo has hiring is going to go very badly

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