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bonejack 206 points ago +206 / -0

The people putting gas in bags was the best. My question is what do they think they are getting by doing this? I mean if we completely run out of gas, an extra tub of it won't last you long.

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slowturtlebot 229 points ago +229 / -0

biden voters are retards

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Nomoralcompass89 92 points ago +93 / -1

Biden voters are dead.

Ftfy.

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SilverStarv5 50 points ago +51 / -1

Any that aren’t already will be soon, if this is how they handle gasoline.

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bratt 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wonder how far it made it before rolling down all the windows?

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BillionsAndBillions 17 points ago +17 / -0

First tap on the brakes, I'd wager.

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bratt 7 points ago +8 / -1

I have some redneck neighbors who put a tarp in the back of their truck and filled with water. Instant hot weather hot tub for 6. I have an idea. I have a 8 ft bed 4'6" wide 2' deep. Anyone know how to convert cubic feet to gallons of gas???

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HKgoneWild 15 points ago +15 / -0

Till it evaporates away or dissolves the tarp. As this lump above will learn after leaving that tub sitting in the car or in the house for a day or two.

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Cutter 4 points ago +4 / -0

One cubic foot equals 7.480519 gallons, regardless of whether it's air or gasoline (6.228833 gallons if you're in the UK).

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BillionsAndBillions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant!

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Torrvarpen 3 points ago +4 / -1

Use metric, no matter what you wanna convert the answer is always to to add or remove a few zeroes due to the base of 10.

In this case your bed would be: 2.4384 * 1.40208 * 0.6096 which is roughly 2.08 cubic meter, that's 2080 liter of gasoline, which is 549.4796 gallon.

Fun useless fact, in northern Europe the average gas price is currently about $2/liter. Which is $7.6/gallon, just a heads up on how bad it can get if you don't do anything about Biden soon.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

GOOD

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CahalTheMad 1 point ago +1 / -0

*imaginary

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bluto36 32 points ago +32 / -0

how can you tell if a person is a Biden voter?

do they have 5 years supply of butt wipe

do they store gas in Tupperware or plastic bags

are they dead?

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notCIA 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can tell based on whether they are real or not. Sad to say, these people either didn't vote or voted for Trump. Biden got one real vote and it was from his wife, he voted for John McCain on accident.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Bigpandas2 6 points ago +6 / -0

R÷EEEEEEEEĘ-Tards

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The_Litehaus_Abides 23 points ago +23 / -0

I could swear I remember idiots also doing this many years ago when gas prices were high. It boggles the mind. Like, what are they going to do with it?

Btw, thanks for the video. I didn't know Inman had a youtube channel. He's hilarious.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 18 points ago +18 / -0

How are they gonna get it out of the bag?

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KiTA 27 points ago +27 / -0

About a mile down the road the gas will eat through the bag and that problem will solve itself.

Bonus if they're smoking when it happens. Giant fireball as their car is soaked in gas and emitting fumes.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 10 points ago +10 / -0

wait till it leaks through floorboards and hits hot exhaust system...

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Mashiki 8 points ago +8 / -0

Floor pans in cars are pretty much sealed from leaking, it's why if you get 5" of water inside you'd best be praying and buying as much rice as you can.

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bratt 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know it is jury rigging but my truck had a leak somewhere in the door seals or window seals. I could not figure it out. I was sick of the carpet and carpet pad being wet. Fog on the inside of the windows. I knew where it got wet first. 1/4" drill bit through the floor pan, 3 years now, no wet carpet.😎

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TrumpLandslideWon202 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope that's exactly what happens to all of them.

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Poke a hole in it lol

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TrumpLandslideWon202 9 points ago +9 / -0

These people... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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LadyPedette 1 point ago +1 / -0

....Biden voters... ( the live edition)

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themightykekfish 16 points ago +16 / -0

There was a whole episode of its always sunny about that back when it was still funny

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BunnyPicnic 4 points ago +4 / -0

They went semi woke, but they still have some great newer episodes. It'll never be 2009 always sunny though, peak television right there.

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vongregormench 4 points ago +4 / -0

They started moving it around to different times until I couldn’t find it anymore so I haven’t seen it in a while. Did it stop being funny?

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

After a while you just gotta stop beating a dead horse

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CaptainYuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s still one of the better shows out there even in its old age. Not every episode is a banger but each season has at least 1 or 2 episodes that hang with the very best of them.

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JS_Mill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have family members that recommend filling up with the gas when the gas price drops. It's like their past time thing, to make them feel smart. The poor idiots stock market basically.

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james43552352345 14 points ago +14 / -0

Like......how does someone live that long when they're doing stupid crap like that? They should have been killed by now by their own stupidity. Darwin....come on man.

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SkeletorsTeeth 11 points ago +11 / -0

weve over protected the stupid and it is decreasing the intelligence of the gene pool

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Iamcrazy4444 7 points ago +7 / -0

Survival of the fittest for humanity died out years ago, hence why we're in this shitty situation now.

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Steady3 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sweet baby Jesus...

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Cheesemaker 10 points ago +10 / -0

At least she *tried *to double bag it (since it was leaking everywhere)

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20MagnusKonrad20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks for that!

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

The commentary was funny

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YouNeedVPN -12 points ago +4 / -16

You drive around every day with a 'bomb' directly under your trunk.

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BigIronBigIron 20 points ago +20 / -0

One little static spark and this lady turns into a human hibachi

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've just realized this is the perfect visual metaphor for modern America

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hiddensfinger 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not to mention hes gonna be breathing gas on his way home lol..

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themightykekfish 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought that was a chick.

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the beard fooled ya

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Guy?" Are you assuming gender?

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emjayt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it’s Xir

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The_Emperor 16 points ago +16 / -0

An engineered metal storage system with safety features. A grocery bag of gas is suicidal.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd say it's survival of the fittest material.

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Mashiki 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most of us don't drive around with a hydrogen in a cylinder that doesn't have anti-explosion meshing built in. Now maybe you do, but I'm not sure that's smart on your part.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just put that man on like 10 lists. That’s fuck up brah. 🤣

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Gatsby2x4 30 points ago +30 / -0

I want to know how they are putting the bag of gas into the tank.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 21 points ago +21 / -0

They're filling it up with the bag in the trunk.

I wanna see the scene when they get home and remove the full plastic bag by lifting and dragging it over the sharp latch ...

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TrumpLandslideWon202 11 points ago +11 / -0

They are far too stupid to understand how to use a siphon so who the hell knows 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Torrvarpen 3 points ago +3 / -0

They lift it up, try to pour it in and then spill most of it before dropping the whole bag on the ground, spilling out what's left in there. Then they start to shout curses in anger, and finally they blame Trump and Russia, because CNN told them to.

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Formerlurker92 26 points ago +26 / -0

They're probably hoping to scalp it at a 200%+ markup

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OldGreg 67 points ago +67 / -0

I face slapped myself so hard I knocked a fucking tooth out. GAWD THESE PEOPLE ARE DUMB.

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OldGreg 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hey, at least this one used a plastic tub rather than a plastic bag. 😂

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Philhelm 27 points ago +27 / -0

Patrick Stewart crushed his own skull.

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d_bokk 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode about gas speculation in real life...of course this photo is at a Wawa, probably in Philly.

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OldGreg 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s pretty damn ironic, right there.

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FLVoter 59 points ago +59 / -0

Who are these idiots? I live in Florida, and we don’t see this stuff when we have a hurricane coming at us.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 60 points ago +60 / -0

These are the idiots who make fun of Florida Man .. God bless him.

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Blazeron 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fun fact. The myth of Florida man is because we have very very transparent arrest records. If you are a journalist and its Friday and you don't want to work you can just google FL arrest records for the previous weekend and write something hilarious.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea. From Florida myself and understand the reason for the legend of Florida Man. Transparency is still the best .. plus Florida Man is just great fun!

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Blazeron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keeps the pretentious "I'm better than you" liberals away too.

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QLARP 0 points ago +1 / -1

That and alligators and meth

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Blazeron 7 points ago +7 / -0

I actually found a gas station that was empty in FL and across the street that gas station had long lines. I drove 2 miles down the road and found a gas station that had gas and no line.

People just didn't want to go 2 miles further from the highway. Luckily I was going that way anyways.

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supermagafragilistic 4 points ago +4 / -0

These are the people who are unprepared when hurricanes come. The ones panic buying all of the water for some reason. The ones in the home Depot the day before it hits looking for a generator they'll inevitably not know needs oil. Smart people don't panic buy because we buy the shit before we need it and have contingency plans. Gas can easily be stored for a year, how hard is it to fill a few 5 gallon cans and cycle it out as it gets old? I love watching these morons.

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Light_HIV_Effect 4 points ago +4 / -0

We rationed a little bit the last hurricane, as in you weren't allowed to fill a container, but nothing like this. People are in a state of perpetual fear because of this shitty administration.

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CraftyBarnardo 51 points ago +52 / -1

There were no Biden mail in voters. They were fake ballots and a computer algorithm switching votes.

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JudicialDredd 18 points ago +19 / -1

It should be a Dominion machine pumping gas

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ShyRipley 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fractional Gallons

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden voters were mostly mail-in voters. Pretty much everything that came in the day before Election Day was fake. A large part of the stuff coming in before that was fake too and could have been verified with signatures.

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xkgb 50 points ago +50 / -0

Why isn't it double masking?

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orcwordlaugh 16 points ago +16 / -0

And risk missing out on the fumes?

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Blazeron 5 points ago +5 / -0

If gas fumes can kill brain cells it can kill corona!

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zippy2 41 points ago +41 / -0

He won't be able to lift that once its full

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Probably-Pooping 17 points ago +17 / -0

That’s a man? You sure? It looks like it’s wearing yoga pants...

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IdahoMan87 5 points ago +5 / -0

It has a beard.

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super gay.

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thallos 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a chick, no beard just wispy side burns

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honkskillet 7 points ago +7 / -0

ITS MAAM!

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're right. It's 18 gallons of liquid. Even if he's strong enough to lift that weight, the liquid in the thin plastic swishing will not work. lol

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Saltydog638 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's a dude, ma'am. Or is it ma'am dude?
Regardless, there's no way it'll work.

This is a person who believes they are being safe because the container is on the ground - having zero idea how they will get it back into the car, or how hazardous a rubbermaid bin full of gas vapor in your trunk is.

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MikesDong 23 points ago +23 / -0

Scary accurate, and I’m from Philly. This person slashes your tires if you move the parking cones they set in the street during a snow storm. Irredeemable.

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maga_mama_757 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can confirm. Lived in South Philly for 7 years.

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TendiesHitTheFloor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently this was in Reading....no surprise.

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South_Florida_Guy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Man...where to begin? These retards are the real problem with this whole situation. Also, I assume this genius took that bin out of their trunk to fill it. Why not just leave it in there? I would have LOVED to see them try to pick it up to put it back in after they filled it, even if it wasn't all the way. Fucking moron.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 24 points ago +25 / -1

I would like to see the look on their face when 10 gallons of gas comes rushing under their seat at the first stoplight

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wethedownvoted 13 points ago +13 / -0

i seem to remember playing with gas and it dissolving most things i put it into

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IdahoMan87 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can also use dry laundry soap.

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm pretty sure it's NOT an approved container for that sort of thing; they mean normal gas canisters with handles and that can be properly sealed. Regardless of what that sign says, there's NO way that person is going to be able to lift that tub full of gas off the ground when they're done. I'm not sure how much that would weigh, but it's certainly more than they can handle.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Derp!! Yeah, my sarcasm detector is not working properly today!

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know, forget lifting the bin.

What's she going to do with a tub full of gas? Tip it against the car? I doubt she has a hand pump. Even with a funnel, it's going to pour everywhere.

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Cheesemaker 5 points ago +5 / -0

They could always just pour the tub into the car gas tank. Duh.

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s only 6 pounds per gallon, question is how many gallons can you put in that tub? Also how long will that plastic hold up to gasoline and what kinda lid is that NPC gonna use?

Hopefully it lights a cig while driving

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does that person look capable of picking up 60+ lbs of a liquid filled container off the ground?

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SilverStarv5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope

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Hangemh1gh 16 points ago +16 / -0

This won't end well.

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JudicialDredd 12 points ago +12 / -0

You might be wondering how I ended up exploded...

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Winner of the Darwin award.

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Viewer01 12 points ago +12 / -0

nothing like putting a flammable liquid in a nonconductive container and then setting it on a material known for static electricity.

Jesus fucking christ.

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Racist 5 points ago +5 / -0

The liquid isn't flammable, the vapor is. Even more dangerous.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's talking on a phone, an electronic device prone to causing static shock. It makes you hope and wish you hear about gas stations blowing up from stupid people during the week.

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E-dantes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Forgets to roll window down. Lol

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King6of6the6retards 5 points ago +5 / -0

I accidentally got gas high as fuck in my van once. Had a can in the back with a shitty gasket, so I expected to smell it. Guess it fell over and before I knew I was lost in my own neighborhood. Turned down the wrong side of a divided 4 lane. Took three separate cars flashing me before I figured out what was up.

It took the rubber mat about a week to shrink to its correct size.

Scary stuff.

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E-dantes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huffed it from a lawnmower when I was like 12. Lol, not a great experience. Kept me off of drugs. Except alcohol and cigarettes, and trying mj once. Now, mostly sober, just gotta kick the occasional drink and smokes.

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John_Smallberries 9 points ago +9 / -0

She’s in for a big surprise. A modest 10 gallons of gas will weigh nearly 90 pounds.

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67Vert 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will only be 4 gallons when she finally gets it into her car, abd 2 gallons when she finall gets home

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24601 9 points ago +9 / -0

They do know that gasoline is a solvent, right? and that the cheap plastic tub is probably going to melt...

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newuser999 1 point ago +1 / -0

I put butane in a plastic cup once and it ate its way through. I'm guess the gasoline is going to eat right through this plastic bin? Same goes with the plastic bags?

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stonepony 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now picture this woman trying to get that gas in to her gas tank.

Several scenarios spring immediately to mind. None of which result in that gas windup up in the gas tank.

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roflcopt0rz_returns 8 points ago +8 / -0

They’ll just blame everything bad happening on Trump.

Seriously they were doing that when dem governors were shutting down their own states saying it was Trump’s fault. Not the governor who is running their own fucking state. When you ask them what Trump could have done better they NEVER give a straight answer, it’s either deflection or something incredibly vague.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump made the gas in my hot trunk vaporize.....then I lit a cigarette. Send my mail-in ballot to the burn unit.

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barefootozark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh yeah, 15 Gallons weights 90 lbs, she can't lift it. The good news it will evaporate in her open container to lighten the load.

Good thing the gas pumps came out with the vapor recovery.

All this, and still not mentioning the fire and instant death hazard. But yeah, nah, nothing wrong here.

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PrimeCuts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never mind the stupidity but how the hell is this allowed.

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Nomoralcompass89 13 points ago +13 / -0

Im pretty sure its illegal and gas is only supposed to go into approved containers. However, I'm kinda up for letting darwinism sort this problem out.

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Idiocracy IRL. I hope they were stopped. They could take out some innocent people as well as winning the Darwin award themselves.

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PrimeCuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well said Dude. Bring on the fire works.

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Crappydatum 7 points ago +8 / -1

Illegal, dangerous container? Check Talking on a cellphone while doing it? Check Endangering everyone around her? Check Xiden voter? Check

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fact-check: Pants on fire! While it's true that under President Biden, mr. trump can no longer tweet any mean things, the picture is misleading because it was in fact not gasoline in the pictured tub, but rather diesel.

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey! Thats dangerous! He's not wearing a mask!

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TheChinesePlague 5 points ago +5 / -0

Them fumes....... someone didn't get his Dangerous Goods Course....... any state trooper or even the gas station employee should call cops and seize her i mean IT'S CAR.

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mytummyhurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least he has the container on the ground like the instructions on the pump say

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Tardigrade 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally the main theme on the top of AskReddit right (i know, i know). Someone said "i dont have to wake up worrying about what was tweeted at 3am". Fucking imbeciles.

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EpicTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine how fucking pissed you’d be waiting in that line to get gas to fill your tank and assholes are filling storage buckets and plastic bags with gas. 🤬🤯 I thought the mask Covidians and people taking experimental mRNA mystery shots were the stupidest people on the planet. Today I learned there people who are even more moronic. God help us. Hopefully, no one else will be around when their vehicle explodes in a giant fireball.

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Steady3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soooooo you just gonna put that in your trunk like that...?

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Icepck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet you could talk them into melting the lid onto the tub with a torch. Don't worry, if the flame doesn't touch the liquid it should be fine, right?

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STONKATRUCK 4 points ago +5 / -1

The computer got taken down by ransomware right? So like don't they have a restore point to rollback to? Or how long would it take to reinstall everything? Seems to me It would take as long as not to even cause any real issues with distribution. Call me crazy.

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Diversity hires.

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STONKATRUCK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally not ccp attack after given the password of 'admin'

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bonejack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or, here's a crazy idea, maybe don't connect computers that have anything to do with our infrastructure to the internet?

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STONKATRUCK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ideally yea from my understanding the systems they used weren't like a computer running on windows as you would perceive.the system used is completely vulnerable but completely efficient. Better suited for a network all to their own. In no way should they be connected to the internet. Ransomeware only meaning they have been encrypted by an outside entity thats totally not China in origin.

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BingusCombat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just more of the goblino phenotype that we are importing. Very ugly to look at.

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Prophet11Speaks 4 points ago +4 / -0

This person is already dead.

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SauronWasFramed 4 points ago +4 / -0

25 gallon tote x 6.6 pound per gallon gasoline. I want to see this person pick it up without sloshing it all over themselves.

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Kmdub2 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are seriously retarded. Right up there with the plastic bags of gas in the trunk🙄😂 Let natural selection and survival of the fittest commence, please!

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ArcanumAbsurdum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come now, bladder tanks have been used by the military since forever....oh, you mean two gallon zip-lock bags?......Even an idiot wouldn't be that.....oh, I see your point.

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patriotswinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see a picture of a Biden voter in Biden's America.

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coffee_grdr 3 points ago +3 / -0

if theres a silver lining in all this, its that all the lazy, pro-lockdown idiots who had food delivered because they didn't want to leave the house, won't know what to do when postmates isn't delivering!

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EredAmlug 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes but those tweets were mean.

Just a moment though. What the fgt is she doing?

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +2 / -1

Self immolating in 5... 4... 3...

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AKGG 3 points ago +3 / -0

What an idiot! Where is xir’s mask?

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Ronin045 3 points ago +3 / -0

This dumb bitch probably soaked the back of her Prius in petrol lol

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what_like_with_an_ax 3 points ago +3 / -0

look at the picture to the left of her showing what you should do with a biden voter

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ArcanumAbsurdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the sign above her. Anything for that free Wawa Panini with a fill-up. Don't know why but something tells me she's doing it for the panini

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ArcanumAbsurdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tweedle-dumb there is about to blow herself up and not even is a spectacular way...just FOOOOF.

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aKekabove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can hear the explosion from this picture

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least use a gas canister!

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bonejack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

How soon until idiots kill themself trying to be 'smart' preserving gas? If not already....

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Visceroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Darwin Awards Great Again!

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Symko 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are stupid. Thanks for bailing out corn farmers yet again.

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BotFlyPenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I predict a gas fire followed by a grease fire. Damn the smoothbrains don't understand physics. Women or man? Has a manbun. The memes write themselves.

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superp321 2 points ago +2 / -0

That cant be safe

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TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Volatile fuel in an open container evaporating and mixing with oxygen? Nahhhhhhh, totally safe.

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SolidSnakeOil 2 points ago +2 / -0

That'd be fun to see the gasoline eat through the plastic in the back seat.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy....when she's on the road and that thing leaks all that gas over her car...lol