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nozonozo 87 points ago +87 / -0

Hopefully they have ordered 5 Pillories and a ticket booth.

$5 for your turn to piss on the heads of these traitors.

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mintyfresh [S] 46 points ago +46 / -0

They'll need more than five; they're also liable to subpoena the Maricopa County Sheriff and others.

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Will any court hold them accountable?

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Pinochet_Was_Right 20 points ago +20 / -0

Probably not

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frogface 5 points ago +5 / -0

The people will.

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Gr4ck3L 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only when some short timers decide to do the heavy lifting, otherwise it'll be business as usual for those in charge.

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Symonize 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one flying a spy plane over the audit? ๐Ÿค”

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Barack-Obama2 33 points ago +33 / -0

You can piss on my head for free.

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AlphaNathan 17 points ago +17 / -0

got me again

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thank you Barry, very cool! ๐Ÿ‘

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wide_root 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mr. Ex piece of shit President, exactly how large is Michael's dong? Were you embarrassed when she was slinging that thing around in circles while dancing with Ellen on national television?

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BostonVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahhahahaha. Its big, its black and its Slimey

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Torinus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we film your husband to piss on your head?

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BunnyPicnic 23 points ago +23 / -0

Could end federal income tax with this. Id pay a thousand bucks to piss on pelosi.

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nozonozo 8 points ago +8 / -0

2 thousand if her mouth was open?

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Nomoralcompass89 13 points ago +13 / -0

Both you people have no class. What did your piss ever do so wrong to you.

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NancyPeloci 10 points ago +10 / -0

If your BAC is at least .1, I'll let you do it for free.

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pelosi's is.

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boonjosh 5 points ago +5 / -0

shit ill do it for free. give me a 12 pack and ill give you gallons.

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Grunt422 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure to wear a yellow bandana in your right rear pocket, and eat a couple lbs. of asparagus . Only the best flavor money can buy.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure to drink plenty of coffee. Nothing smells worse than coffee piss

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k-doe1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Asparagus here ..

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bru_tech 5 points ago +5 / -0

The trifecta is to be on Keto and have coffee and asparagus in your system. Smells worse than a fart

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MICHIGANisRED 7 points ago +7 / -0

I almost wish I had aids, so I could piss aids into their mouth.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 8 points ago +8 / -0

This took a dark turn...

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Counterforce1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we run AIDS piss through a steam pipe so that the piss is scalding hot?

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bratt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You wouldn't want to sterilize it. Have you not learned anything about infectious diseases?

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POTUS_DonnieJ 59 points ago +60 / -1

Why wait until Monday? Today is a perfectly good day. Stop giving them chances to cover, get their stories aligned, etc. They should be dragged into court in chains TODAY.

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raptoris 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think there is always a time gap in days/weeks to make sure everyone involved can attend.

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SportzStar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Read the second sentence of the article (hint: it says Monday, May 10 which was three days ago).

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BidensDeadBrain 43 points ago +43 / -0

Why they haven't been arrested yet ... Well, I know why. The whole system is corrupt.

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MandAR15lorian 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is so easy if there were an honest AG or prosecutor. Arrest them and give immunity to the first one to flip and start talking.

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Pumpitrealgood 7 points ago +7 / -0

the extremely wealthy are doing all they can to stop this process, so that is unlikely, it will be a miracle to get numbers showing Trump won, lets pray that happens

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bolonaro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soros is the number one sponsor of AG and he wants to destroy the US. Should I say successfully destroyed the US ?

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TheNorthRembers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soros funded that sherif in 2016 (sorry but politico has an article on it). They were priming these counties for years preparing for this.

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warlord1 -2 points ago +5 / -7

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BidensDeadBrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes reading this board I feel that way myself

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all do. It's a constant struggle.

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Imransgarage 33 points ago +33 / -0

โ€œWe are talking about confidential, sensitive and highly classified law enforcement data and equipment that will be permanently compromised,โ€ the sheriff said. โ€œThe current course is mind-numbingly reckless and irresponsible.โ€

IOW, the sheriff has cheese pizza spread all over their electronics.

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VarusSPQR 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm guessing this is a Democratic Socialist Soros Sherriff.

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BurtMcGirt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Soros plant sheriff.

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xkgb 1 point ago +1 / -0

DSA - Divided States of America

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rapidtransit440 14 points ago +14 / -0

It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that statement, unless they are using an integrated services router, calls into question a different kind of stupid, and why is that equipment tied to law enforcement, which is even more stupid.

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_Sully_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hiding his password from the world: NAMBLA4EVR

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xkgb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

I assumed the password was something like: N3V3RTRUMP

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's the walnut sauce?!

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chickeninoven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think there's some in that handkerchief with the pizza-related map.

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HeavyVetting 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can't wait to hear all the the things they have no recollection of!

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Pinochet_Was_Right 7 points ago +7 / -0

โ€œI donโ€™t recall...โ€

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POTUS_DonnieJ 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yup. Weโ€™ll have an 8 hour hearing full of perjury then everyone will part and go on their merry ways with nothing accomplished. Just like all the Facebook and Twitter hearings.

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ChyNahAzzWhole 12 points ago +12 / -0

There needs to be an emergency meeting NOW by the Az Legislature! Then the State Police need to start arresting traitors!!

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

They're going to ignore the subpoenas, so AZ should prepare to FORCE them into a courtroom.

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Shayhawk 7 points ago +8 / -1

Always delays... WHY NOT STORM THEIR OFFICES TODAY

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +8 / -1

And watch them not do anything.

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Krat 10 points ago +10 / -0

We get to watch them say " nobody deleted filed and it was secure " first before everyone does nothing about it

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ironhorse 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Senate also may subpoena Maricopa County Sheriff Paul Penzone

may subpoena? For fucks sake subpoena everyone involved and make their lives miserable if they continue to lie and obstruct.

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LaconianRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll just refuse to comply with it and nothing will happen to them. Arizona Pedes, go make a citizens arrest and actually hold these treasonous corrupt fuckers responsible for their actions.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd like this more if it was "all five maricopa county supervisors to be hung Monday"

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stripperlover 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weren't we told these machines were not connected to the internet?

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DeliverancePrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it just me, or is this article's timeline a bit confusing? I was written/published on Tuesday the 11th, but it says they'll issue subpoenas on Monday the 10th.

So, did they issue the subpoenas? If so, when s the hearing?

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if they plead the Fifth the cat is out of the bag.

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mnguy12000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol they will just ignore it. Nothing will happen anyways

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Yam_nation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is this taking so long?

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because the GOP is nothing but a bunch of impotent LARPing pussies. They just backed down from the subpoena threat. Instead, they are now begging Maricopa County officials to attend a meeting because they don't have the spine to ENFORCE a subpoena.

They won't attend, and if they do they won't provide what was subpoenaed, and if they are subpoenaed, AZ Senate won't ENFORCE it.

https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.theepochtimes.com/arizona-senators-back-off-subpoena-threat-over-audit-ask-maricopa-officials-to-attend-meeting-on-serious-issues_3814145.html

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dev01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Followed by five Game of Thrones style executions please.

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is that penalty for treason again?

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

they should already be rotting in a prison. weak ass republicans everywhere

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +3 / -1

STICKY!

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Scankles 2 points ago +2 / -0

McCain's legacy is this board.

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lavebug 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish we can hang them on a public square

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Africanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't this like the 50th subpoena?

If one of us refused a subpoena, what do you think would happen.

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Pumpitrealgood 2 points ago +2 / -0

they will all take the 5th

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CL1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT ARREST THEM NOW

NOW IS THE TIME

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Trustnone 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have already been subpoenaed before. Why would this subpoena be any different?

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

HANG THEM ALL

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Haywood_Jablome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Repeat after me- nothing ever happens

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Gmama2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously at least one of them has to be less involved an willing to flip.

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NoCoupForYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminder: 4 of the 5 are Republican (RINOs).

Either they were lazy as shit, or they were in on it.

A year ago I would have said the former, now I'm leaning towards the latter.

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Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

*arrested and thrown under the goddamn jail...ftfy

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Barbarella64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why so long? Canโ€™t they be subpoenaed immediately. This process of holding them yo account seems to be taking forever ๐Ÿ˜’

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RedTexas79 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get the fucking Soros Sheriff!!

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Tucso 1 point ago +1 / -0

Psh, the senate should vote to throw them in jail. Nothing will happen

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Grunt422 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Subpoenaed". How about do it right, and Indite them. Is there any question a crime has been committed, and that court orders have been disregarded. They need to be summarily arrested, charged with contempt of court, conspiracy, and election tampering, and thrown in with a dozen gang bangers, after being booked, stripped, and given an arrest record. Do it on a Friday night so they don't get a bail hearing till Monday. Then set bail at $5,000,000.00. Then see which POS wants to roll over as a state witness for a lesser charge on a one time "deal". Then drop the word that they are all in lock up as child molesters. They deserve nothing less.

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Balzenburg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prisoners dilemma. Offer a deal to each of them and publicly. Let's see who flips first.

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MrQuacker2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read the letter, it was a fucking invitation like they're attending a banquet. When something is done to punish these people then I'll listen

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Tharin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man they better hope the DS doesn't decide to Arkensid them. Ahem, remember Seth Rich, Epstein, and the hundreds of bodies piled up around the Clinton machine. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

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Rickshawrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so absolutely tired of these fuck-wads fucking with everything. Like, why god dammit.

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MO-Carpenter 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are not being subpoenaed anymore, they now are asking them to meet.

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WindyCityBluez 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just gonna delete the data. This shit is a ๐ŸŽช at this point. Dems have out played Republicans on every level of this fake election. And when they came up short, corrupt judges handed them a W. I am sick of this shit.

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wuthee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why wait until Monday

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lock Them Up

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Ronpaulblican2 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Ya, naw. They wonโ€™t be.