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DeadOverRed 232 points ago +232 / -0

The answer is simple: Fuck off.

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bmoore3446 87 points ago +87 / -0

agreed he can go fuck himself no mask no vax.

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JoeNotErotic 32 points ago +32 / -0

Like a rapist saying “Either have sex with me and I’ll leave you alone, or don’t and I’ll stalk you forever, your choice.”

I mean IT IS a choice, but it’s not your choice.

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schnazzmizzle 11 points ago +11 / -0

1Then Jesus spoke to the crowds and to His disciples: 2“The scribes and Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat. 3So practice and observe everything they tell you. But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach. 4They tie up heavy, burdensome loads and lay them on men’s shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

The scribes and Pharisees were faggots.

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Liberty0rdeath 26 points ago +26 / -0

You chose... wisely.

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BloodDe 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m with you

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Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

This. There are plenty of strong patriots here who ignore or make fun of garbage like this, but the weak minded fearmongering elsewhere in the comments here is embarrassing.

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MastaJoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

No mask. No vax. Got a dick they can suck.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah...

Good Governors said that months ago. Where I live, masks have been optional throughout this entire charade. The schools are run by county, and in my county, they have been open all year, no masks or shields, and no bs from the health department.

I think everyone around here has gotten covid already, and I don't know of any fatalities. They had the hospitals ready for an apocalypse that never came. (My closest neighbor is an ER nurse for the biggest hospital in the area.)

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usdodsgssog 141 points ago +141 / -0

This is definitely being done to drive civil conflict.

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Liberty0rdeath 89 points ago +89 / -0

I think we’ve never been as close to a more tyrant statement in US history. This goes against everything we stand for as a country. We stand for freedom motherfucker.

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usdodsgssog 71 points ago +71 / -0

The first time I saw this I thought for sure it was a shitpost. The arrogant bluntness of the wording was so over-the-top it made me check the actual twitter feed and my jaw dropped when I saw it was real. This regime is fully committed to achieving despotism.

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befehlistbefehl 25 points ago +25 / -0

I hope we're as committed to achieving freedom as they are to despotism.

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TheFountainhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we are. But our people are so committed to non violence, committed to trying to expose the fraud and the evil, that it makes us look complacent. If the only true recourse we have left is 1776, then I have confidence many will rise to the cause.

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VinCarver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly at this point I’d be pissed if it doesn’t come to that

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Trump2020or4eva 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same. Couldn't believe it. Fuck joe biden and everyone who supportshim

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Quest723 7 points ago +7 / -0

"No Amendment is Absolute" is pretty high up there.

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VeryRarePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn straight.

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endgame-now 108 points ago +108 / -0

lmao what is this, a threat?

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stealthboy 58 points ago +58 / -0

Yes.

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Liberty0rdeath 41 points ago +41 / -0

LIBERTY OR DEATH!

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IBentMyWookie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Uncle Joe wants to take you back behind the barn. To “fight”...

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RedTexas79 75 points ago +76 / -1

Just stop wearing it. They can’t check for a vaccine card anyway

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stealthboy 67 points ago +68 / -1

They can’t check for a vaccine card anyway

They absolutely will. They've just been waiting for the go-ahead. This is it.

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 38 points ago +38 / -0

Yup, just read today they are starting vaccine passports in Hawaii. No vax no traveling between islands for residents. From TheHill - Those who are fully vaccinated and wish to travel between islands must also provide their vaccination card from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), and receive a digital record card by registering with Hawaii’s "Safe Travels" program.

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dukeofdoorcounty 37 points ago +37 / -0

glad I saw Hawaii before it was totally cucked

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lucky! I've never been, looks like it will never happen now...lol. Well shit, oooh well I guess! I'll just grab some Hawaiian food and eat it poolside and just dream now.

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dukeofdoorcounty 36 points ago +36 / -0

You're not missing much. The locals hate you and will spit in your food and drink and insult you in their native language behind your back (and sometimes in your face).

The days of the Hawaiian people thanking the US for keeping them from being a vassal state of the Japanese Empire are long gone.

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endthefed11 16 points ago +16 / -0

They voted in Mazie Hirono, so they are dumb as shit.

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Jackietreehorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's a lot of really dumb people in congress but she even beats Duckworth maybe.

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wow, how sad. Plus they have that one shitty nasty judge too that would fight Trump on everything 🤡 no thank you! Whelp glad they never got any of my money!

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ViolentNPCS 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just got back from there a month or two ago.

It had some cool shit. Mostly faggots, homeless, lovers, bad roads, and shitty customer service outside the resorts.

Save yourself the time and money, the place sucks.

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 9 points ago +9 / -0

Aahahahaha, you summed it up perfectly! Oh, and apparently lots of meth too!? Thank you, I'll save my money and go to Florida for vacay!

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ViolentNPCS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, FL, TX, or a Dakota. Fuck commie states, those places are dirty, w/ dirty people, and dirty politics.

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powershellder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time to book a trip to the Florida Keys instead!

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just pictured a Pepe doing this ... hey, if you be it then dream it

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Frestpost 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sorry don’t carry a smart phone so this easily reproduced card will have to do.

Don’t tell anyone the CDC doesn’t actually record who gets the vax

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahahahha... love it!! 👍

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ViolentNPCS 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's why 2A is my concealed carry permit.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were going to make us mask up, too. We need to show backbone and starve out any business owner who tries to comply. Get some stores of food now so they can't pull it.

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MAGA_mandalorian 53 points ago +53 / -0

Don't push too hard little Joey.. lest the people push back...

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NomadicKrow2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I expect gun confiscation at some point, but I won't see the inside of a gulag. George Washington would have died for this country. If they come to have a war, then I will fight a war. The choice is theirs in that regard.

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htb4196 46 points ago +46 / -0

I can’t believe this one is real.

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Americanapplepie 44 points ago +45 / -1

Fuck your rules, fuck your mask, fuck your vax and most importantly.....FUCK YOU.

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a1a1a1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Very well said!

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Americanapplepie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks fren! It was from the heart 💯. 😬

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IBentMyWookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love that Rage Against the Machine song!

Oh wait, they cucked now

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NomadicKrow2 34 points ago +34 / -0

Would little Joey like to violate my rights by asking me if I've been vaccinated?

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StrongIsland 17 points ago +17 / -0

This piece a shit violated children on camera and in front of parents, he’s not asking

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ObongoForPrison2020 33 points ago +33 / -0

The choice is mine? Great.

I choose to continue never wearing a mask and never getting "vaccinated." You can't shut me out of society, pedo. You didn't get enough people to take your poison and now you're desperate. I WILL NOT COMPLY.

You WILL burn in hell.

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Dres2 29 points ago +29 / -0

Checked the twitter. This is NOT a fake tweet or humor. It is a REAL tweet.

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CloakAndDagger 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will not let YOUR mask slip, however.

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_Sully_ 25 points ago +25 / -0

The idea that 100% of the population needs to be vaccinated under threat, which is what this tweet is, is so anti-science and anti-liberty that anyone who thinks that I am being a conspiracy theorist can get a swift kick in the balls. This should be considered incitement. What if I refuse? Did any violence against me just get tacit approval from the fuckin' president?

I know I'm preaching the the choir but you have to understand what the fuck this mean and the gravity of such simple seemingly innocent things.

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bannedninjabit 24 points ago +24 / -0

False Dichotomy

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HanginChad 10 points ago +10 / -0

I took that as meaning that he choice is ours whether we do any of those things. Not that I need his permission I haven't been wearing a face rag or got the fagccine.

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endthefed11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember when they called Trump a dictator?

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Daughterfreedom76 19 points ago +19 / -0

My body my choice.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 18 points ago +18 / -0

How to know if something is a bad idea: The government has to threaten you to do it.

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nachosamplerREBORN 17 points ago +17 / -0

Start calling anyone without a mask a “Trump supporter”. Either A they are and you can high-five or B they aren’t and they’ll reeeeeee. It’s a win/win either way.

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MasterOfIllusions 5 points ago +5 / -0

10/10 idea.

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ObamasLooseButthole 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or I just won't wear one anyway. I literally just got home from walmart and the greeter lady tried to pull the mask shit on me. For those who are worried about someone saying something to you, this is how it went today.

Lady: Do you have a mask?

Me: No

Lady: Well you need one. It's store policy

Me: That sucks

and then I continued into the place without a mask and bought my stuff. It's simple and most times they don't bring it up again, if they do then just leave and go somewhere else.

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MasterOfIllusions 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've found that large chain stores tend not to push, because while the government expects them to do something, they don't want to accept the liability that comes with forcing it on you. Even when they have signs that say "MASK REQUIRED OR ELSE DOUBLE GAY," it's not actually required.

The places I've been that cause the mot trouble are small mom-and-pop stores. They seem to be more afraid of being shut down fo not enforcing tHe RuLeS than they are afraid of losing customers who want to give them money.

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endthefed11 8 points ago +8 / -0

I went to pick up a hoagie in PA, and the owner said get out now you are putting my life at risk. This was a local mom and pap store that I frequented for years

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IBentMyWookie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe the more fracking sauce has gotten into the water because PA feels more cucked every day....

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endthefed11 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we have been dominionized. Pittsburgh and Filthydelphia are are unbelievably corrupt. Harrisburg and the turnpike commission are also laughingstocks. We have the most expensive toll road per mile in the world. When it was build many many decades ago they said they would only ever collect enough tolls to pay for the cost of the road and then it would be free...

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve experienced the same. So much more alarming than the supposed danger of the virus.

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ThunderSizzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because localities will shut down the smaller guys (occasionally) to make an example, but they know Walmart will countersue the city.

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EaglesFanInPhx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly what I do in AZ.

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Bazzellle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call the Walmart door greeters the Door Nazis. At my store it is a bunch of old little ladies that yell and scream at folks. They are so awful I drive 20 minutes further to another store.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one was a little old lady, they try their hardest to get everyone to comply but most here don't.

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RIP_NWO 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I do is I always have a mask in my pocket, so when they ask me if I have a mask I say "yes" and keep walking.

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RopeADope 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tend to answer "no", then Im given a mask I say "Thanks!" Then walk away while putting the mask in my pocket. It's worked well so far. Im creating a stockpile of individually wrapped toilette paper

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TightyWhitey 15 points ago +15 / -0

“The choice is yours”

This definitely does NOT sound like something an evil villain would say. Not at all.

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ThunderSizzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

The choice is yours. Choose wisely Spiderman!!!

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O_A_N 15 points ago +15 / -0

I do not, and will not, wear a mask. I also will not get the lethal injection. Fuck you, Resident Biden.

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sackofwisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would you get one with a fox? In a box? What if you got a donut?!

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Libertynfreedom4ever 14 points ago +14 / -0

I honestly thought this was fake. I had to go look. Okay, DICTATOR... I’ll get right on that

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jubyeonin 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is terrorism. The Founding Fathers would have gotten rid of him well before half a century into his career.

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canadianamerican 14 points ago +14 / -0

Once vaccinated people stop wearing masks in areas that require vax passports, they will be able to label anyone that is still wearing a mask as an anti vaxxer. Essentially making someone wearing a mask equal to wearing a Jewish star on your arm.

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sackofwisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

People refusing to get jab are probably less likely to wear masks in the first place.

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Olds77 -37 points ago +7 / -44

Or they could just stop wearing a mask.

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blitzkrieg 13 points ago +14 / -1

Fuck your rule in more ways than one. I use my mask to clean my RIFLES.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck Off Joe! You're not even the President.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

He sure is acting like it and half the country is pretending he is....

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findthewarmspot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not in Florida 🖕🏻

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ObongoForPrison2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tyrants always get what they deserve.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some get away with it and die peacefully. Look at Mao that fucker is worse than hitler and stalin combined.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not hardly.

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CLaRGe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two weeks ago: "VxD AND a mask!"

Today: "VxD OR a mask!"

In two weeks: "VxD, mask, OR ... whatever... who cares!?"

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figgle 7 points ago +8 / -1

I chose neither.

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RiffFantastic 7 points ago +7 / -0

The rule? I thought we were a nation of laws.

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crazyfingers619 7 points ago +7 / -0

Strange men laying in DC, distributing masks is no basis for a system of government.

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DLMOSH 6 points ago +6 / -0

He forgot to add "get vaccinated and wear a mask regardless, forever".

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fucking child sniffing, fake ass "President", dimentia riden criminal should shut the fuck up. Corn pop will beat his ass again.

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

GET FUCKED WITH YOUR DEMENTIA YOU ASSHOLE POTATO.

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LarryLambskin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seems like a threat

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NeverGiveUpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get on the train or die where you stand.

The choice is yours.

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BS2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Constitution is simple -- we don't allow Dick-tators!

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Gmelindag 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fact that his Twitter account says POTUS is an effing lie! It was bad enough watching his speeches with the board behind him saying “office of the president elect”. He is such a piece of trash!

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drakts 4 points ago +5 / -1

What if we already had it?

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rule is now simple. Prove you were elected legitimately or fuck off until you do.

The choice is yours.

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Erikabodereka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry, Joe. Im not one of your 6 year old sex slaves. That dumb threat won't work on me. How about I give you a choice instead - Liberty or death?

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

We do not negotiate with terrorists.

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Judgejude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck the fuck off.

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watchman4u 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you do not choose you still have made a choice , you can live by phantom fear ....I will choose free will

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TenFeetHigher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great reference, but fuck Neil Peart.

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watchman4u 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha yep

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Niqlndym 2 points ago +2 / -0

…”rule”… That’s funny

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17pat76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go fuck yourself you commie faggot

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cortosis_turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

amazing how weak this "leadership" really is, that their figurehead has to resort to thinly-veiled threats to get people to follow him.

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RoosterRaiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just start lying and say you got it if asked. And Fuck You biden.

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

the rule. Is that the same thing as the law?