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O yea it's right here .......... (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by PeacefullautoFlavor ago by PeacefullautoFlavor +3151 / -1
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VinnyMAGA 99 points ago +99 / -0

FBI just announced prison for anyone caught using a fake card.

That being said I'll take two please.

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jpower 48 points ago +48 / -0

Trump won HUGELY

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TheWinningNeverStops 23 points ago +23 / -0

BIGLY

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Just_An_Idahoan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big league

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ThrushLimbald 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe people do need to get so frustrated they act then?

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

SECESSION is the only possibly peaceful path forward.

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Marielle_Redclaw 11 points ago +11 / -0

You’re not alone. I have a one year old daughter and a second due in late July. What future do they have? Will it get bad enough to flee the country?

They’re already just not prosecuting blacks for any crimes in a few places. It’ll be open season on everyone else soon. I already CC in a place where you can’t get a legal permit. And if you defend yourself your life is over anyway- demonized and prosecuted by a nationwide power structure.

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

I worry about the same thing. Growing up things were fairly uneventful in our country besides 9/11. Sure there were wars going on in far away places and we had a major recession when I was getting out of college, but overall things were decent enough. Now? I fear that my children will never get a chance to grow up like I did and that the future of the country they live in (and even the world) is a huge unknown.

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CavinAllen27 2 points ago +2 / -0

I worry for my grandchildren and what this country will look like in 10 years or if we'll even be a country.

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NotMyPresident2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

bUt GuN cOnTrOl WoRkS

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look up Yuri Bezmenov. From back in the 80s, he explains what's next for your children and why we have nowhere to run. Our only hope now is secession. We must secede quickly.

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

It actually does. You have to laugh otherwise you will go insane with anger.

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Gr8ful69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chill out we won.... let it play out. It's all fun and games

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Criss_P_Bacon 1 point ago +3 / -2

I bet you’re real fun at parties.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol! FBI useless as ever!

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Drop them in north Korea. They can be used as food.

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Darkheartisland 13 points ago +14 / -1

Meanwhile, an EMP bomb is about to go off in Manhattan to celebrate Ramadan Bombathon.

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HiddenDekuScrub 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sadly that would improve things. Can we drop one in Atlanta too? Not that anyone is watching CNN anymore, but it can only help.

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IvankasBathWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me get my faraday shielding up right quick.

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MICHIGANisRED 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never take off my tin foil hat

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Gerbaski 19 points ago +19 / -0

Stasi gonna Stasi

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Formerlurker92 15 points ago +15 / -0

I refuse to comply with the order and will put the fear of god into anything that asks

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christianknight 2 points ago +4 / -2

You got kids??

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nope. No significant other either. Leaves me unattached

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way. Same here.

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christianknight 2 points ago +3 / -1

O

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Major_Nutt 11 points ago +12 / -1

Found the coward.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

i know they busted a guy in CA selling them i'd never do that

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Hanging_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's the charge

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

idk actually id guess falsifying medical documents

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah... see, i'd give them away.

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svenborgia 2 points ago +2 / -0

"El freebo!"

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TraumaHotel 27 points ago +27 / -0

This communism thing sucks

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marvinthehaggler 19 points ago +19 / -0

Where do I Unsubscribe from this Communism thing.

Had the demo. Zero out of five stars. Would not recommend.

Delete, defrag, reset RAM, reboot.

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MasterOfIllusions 4 points ago +4 / -0

This entry has been targeted by review brigaders. We removed all the negative reviews to improve your experience.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Comments are closed, tovarish.

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RandoTexasDude 18 points ago +18 / -0

https://patriots.win/p/12iNUlDfOz/nbc-thinks-were-helping-make-fak/c/

In case anyone wants a fake card. Of course, refusal is always the best option, but if you're in a situation where you need one (e.g., single parent who can't afford to lose their job), here you go.

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marvinthehaggler 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I am a COVID Survivor."

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just let me know when it's "better for everyone" that I get the numbers tattoo'd on my arm.

Für Ihre Sischerheit, ya?

It's for your safety.

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BiglyMagaMamma2 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is OG T_D quality.

Lolz.

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CraftyBarnardo 15 points ago +15 / -0

It’s missing a “suck my balls” in there somewhere. That said, beautiful just beautiful

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

I won. By Alot. Some say, the alottest. Who knows. Everyone. That's who.

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Bump 9 points ago +9 / -0

They arrested a Marine - a Marine - for January 6th. They already have 300 protesters still being held without charge for January 6th. They can only be described as POLITICAL PRISONERS of this illegitimate regime.

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Brokenmatrix2021 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why is this not topic #1 on here ? We're talking American political prisoners in AMERICA .

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SaltyKrakenBalls 8 points ago +8 / -0

Anyone that asks me for this form of identification will be told to reread the US Constitution.

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Forty_Five 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great idea. I actually have pocket sized constitutions. When asked for my papers I'll simply hand them a copy of the constitution to review.

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

I plan to carry a stack of cards that simply read "go fuck yourself"

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triforce28 8 points ago +8 / -0

How does the trump store not have these? I would instantly buy one

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Just substitute the Trump logo for the CDC logo lol

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or open carry a gun. Nobody will ask for it then, I guarantee it

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princessalala 6 points ago +6 / -0

♥️♥️♥️♥️

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Qualityproduct 6 points ago +6 / -0

I almost want to wear a mask now.

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pede8 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well... I do wonder about that shedding...

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pede8 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe lone ranger mask?

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i have a nice Finnish m61 side filter, drop down lenses can see irons easy with it on :)

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

well when it first was starting i was like cool i can where a mask everywhere , that got old fast. but now we can just dust off the old gas mask i dont want there mrna nanotech near me LOL

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lolol 👍😂

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sleepy_roger 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the proper way to respond when being asked for your papers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQjn5nCzEyY

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for calling gamestop, this is Brian.

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grndmrshlgando 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is such a huge fucking leap forward into fascism

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Seenev 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone know what kind of cardstock they print the cards on?

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StrongIsland 4 points ago +4 / -0

My in-laws laminated theirs, so I don’t think it matters 👌

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Iteachfuckingscience 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thicc

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MAGANYficent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just take the government seal off of it and it is perfectly legal.

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Youglowhard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't HIPAA protect us from anyone asking for a damn vaccination card? Because what if I'm exempted due to a medical condition. Does that mean I am expected to reveal that condition to anyone who asks?

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

It won't matter. They'll just stick a magnet to your arm.

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BoatingAccident 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll say you have to show an exemption card then I'll bet. It won't disclose your condition, it'll just be a legal exemption card.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hip my ass you bigot back of the line asshoe

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Sturgeon2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got my White Privilege Card; good enough

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

listening to M O O N - Hydrogen think of this song every time you walk around no mask ready to whip the card out it will get you in the mode

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Sturgeon2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ehh its not working prefer Jailbreak or "Now your a man"

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spinometer 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a vaccine passport doc that is filled out just like OP.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xoxoxo THANKS PEPE

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

BY A LOT

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

By a LOT.

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Fairshakeplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

An extremely rare pepe appeared

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

You spark my creativity...thanks!! 😍🤩🔥

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BlueKentuckyGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I can actually copy that handwriting! 🤓🧐👍🤫

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Mattdaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek wills it!

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Visionary 1 point ago +1 / -0

post link for the sunglasses

very stylish

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF ANYONE ASKS I MADE THIS LISTENING TO M O O N - Hydrogen

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Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can GO FUCK HIMSELF. and the fbi too.

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LtPatterson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

who wants the gulag train

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Chickapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, isn't our right to privacy hiding under that same Constitutional penumbra that the SCROTUS and libs say gives them the right to cut up babies in mothers' wombs? Such a sacrosanct level of privacy that if a woman is maimed during an abortion it isn't even reported to the CDC as such because .... muh privacy! Well, MY BODY MY CHOICE MY RIGHT TO PRIVACY. So ask for my medical records and get sued.