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TownesVanCamp 28 points ago +28 / -0

Be sure to pay your taxes.

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saltyviewer123 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just did mine yesterday. Found out the gov't was taking a lot.

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TownesVanCamp 15 points ago +15 / -0

I tried to explain to a moron that he doesn't pay taxes the other day. He isn't a lefty per se. But he does believe everything he reads on faceborg, everything. Regardless, he is a low wage employee who gets back everything he pays throughout the year. But he doesn't understand that they are just giving him back what they collected interest on for a year.

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cd3dog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing like giving the feds a loan that's interest free.....

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 20 points ago +20 / -0

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR.. ADRENOCHROME

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SimpForMelania 6 points ago +6 / -0

The rule is now simple: drink fetus juice or grow older/go through withdrawals until you do.

The choice is yours, cabal.

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VolareVia 3 points ago +3 / -0

All that for a crummy commercial?!

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KekMasterYoda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tuber talk

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 6 points ago +7 / -1

I hope this site gets back to business sooner than later. Cringe.

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ObongoForPrison2020 -4 points ago +1 / -5

This is a terrible meme.

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TrumpLovinJew 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds like an effective strategy fren.

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InsideMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be sure to ... What! Be sure to sniff your older teen?

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +5 / -1

Be sure, to drink, your chink vaccine

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Cicero_the_Niggard 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have a better chance at cracking the Enigma code

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KungPaoMcChicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden needs subtitles not just for the hearing impaired.

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plastic_Strawman 1 point ago +1 / -0

At some point in every speech it would just say:

"????????????????????????????????"

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

You get the Viet subs on that, and you know the Viet people are pretty funny when it comes to translating the bullshit.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +4 / -1

Be sure to drink your trulamanumaprzure.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to drink your Ovalxxine or stick your tongue on a frozen lightpole.

The choice is yours

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UndeadRevolver 3 points ago +4 / -1

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE A crummy demented communist? Sonofabitch!

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TrumpLovinJew 3 points ago +4 / -1

I like kids more than I like people.

Sometimes we don't even need a decoder ring.

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ErockHawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

A CRUMBY COMMERCIAL!?

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ralphie: "I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle."

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TheOne1 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF? A crummy commercial? lolz

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ShadowyMrBlank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Son of a bitch.

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GitmObama 2 points ago +3 / -1

Be sure to take your vaccine, or else.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll sniff your eye out, kid.

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PNWgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter will shoot my eye out?!?😨

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of potatoes, you can be sure the fries are from Mc Donald's by the picture of the hypodermic needle.

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Azarak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be sure to get vaxxed or wear a mask

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

The effort, the intensity required for him to try present as even mildly competent; that clip looked like the verbal equivalent of stupid old cunt with constipation trying to choke off a dookie.

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Gunslinger1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme just made me wish it was Christmastime.

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Tagappliedfork 2 points ago +3 / -1

Drink... more... communism..

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plastic_Strawman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever wonder if Biden's sign language interpreter is signing what he's actually saying or what it says on the teleprompter? Either the deaf are just as lost as the rest of us, or they're the only ones who know what the speech was about. Including Joe.

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kneelbeforezod 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ring just turns on CNN "now what biden was saying..."

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR AWE C'MON MAN YOU KNOW THE THING

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"trunalimunumaprzure" decoded!!

Translation: "I am a potato and I stole the presidency with my sisterwife Joe Biden"

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. Biden- "I'm saying I'm a nece guy, and you Dem voters are soon dumb that you will believe what I say next."< pander pablum pallatives>

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Quality 1 point ago +2 / -1

Be. Sure. To. ...rub my sun-bleached old man legs and let me sniff you when you aren't looking.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 1 point ago +2 / -1

The only time I'd care what Resident Biden has to say is when he's on the gallows ready to drop.

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The_Emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not even then

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guitarmastershredder 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wholesome as amazing

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QueensOwn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Excellent work. You need to bring this back around Christmas.