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FayGrogs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tim Pool: Hey er look, now I don't think we should ban guns, but er, occhams razor, you know. ha ha it's funny, the other week we were in connecticut, but enough of that story, we should have guns but thats not to say I don't like the idea of piss, so how about women just carry supersoakers full of piss. This fence is hurting my asshole.

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ModelMinority 6 points ago +6 / -0

The liberal tips are actually what gets liberal rapists off.

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TrumpLovinJew [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would probably get sued for hurting his fe-fee's.

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gushgosh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most cases, actually no. But in some cases you are making things way worst.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something tells me for Hunter, golden pants is a kink

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TrumpLovinJew [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, and I would lay money on them smelling of parmesan too.

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DestroyTheHive89 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pull out a gun, Watch the rapist piss himself, shoot him, then piss on him.

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TrumpLovinJew [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am guessing, in the context of this post, that would be a centrist position then :D

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RyoTenChi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ummm K... if they that messed up.. that would only turn them on.. so would the gun.. but the latter would leave them in a pool of their own red jizz..

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gushgosh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Centrist, piss on the would be rapist to show dominance and shoot at the same time.

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Methuselahs_cat 2 points ago +2 / -0

A rape whistle.

These work too. The female pulls out the rape whistle and blows into it...the rapist is momentarily brought to pause. He bursts out laughing; which reduces his libido...or he realizes that his victim is stark raving bonkers, which also reduces libido.

Then there's the Jesus option..."BEGONE EVIL FORNICATOR. I AM COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS!!!"

Actually, I think a gun's the go...:)

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TrumpLovinJew [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol I thought you lost me for a moment there.

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Methuselahs_cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cheers. Btw best username I've seen.

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TrumpLovinJew [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren, That's nice to hear. Have a great day - preferably without a mask lol