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Trump2024 318 points ago +318 / -0

That's an old trick from the 70's. You're supposed to pour in about 2 cups of gas into the mix. The gas will separate and rise to the top so if they sniff the spout to be sure it's gas it's going to smell like gas.

Source: me, dirty trickster getting my chops during the 70's.

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_-Th0r-_ 114 points ago +114 / -0

Came here to suggest topping w/real gas for smell.

Wish I experienced it in the 70s though.

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Trump2024 57 points ago +57 / -0

It was a veritable lulz riot, from what I remember, lulz!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 18 points ago +19 / -1

If you remember the 70s you weren't there.

Er'body was fucked up!

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morememesplz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why were people stealing gas in the 70s??

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ModernKnight 28 points ago +28 / -0

Thanks to Carter's administration there was a huge gas shortage.

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JustBoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Carter was a DEMOCRAT... um, just sayin'... a DEMOCRAT

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PKShadilay 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's one of the reasons G.I.Joe figures went from 12 inches to 4 inches.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 21 points ago +21 / -0

Jimmy Carter and leftists in general.

The same reasons as today.

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Sparks1017 20 points ago +20 / -0

RU Kidding? We had oil embargos and waited on lines for hours to get a couple of gallons. It was a nightmare. Here in NC where I live now, I waited on Friday for over an hour to get gas. I was having flashbacks

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PinkSnoBalls 9 points ago +9 / -0

Back in the 70s we had even and odd days you could buy gas. Depended on the last number of your license plate.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, I would be on line at 4 in the morning trying to get gas to get to work, it was hell

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CashMAGA 9 points ago +10 / -1

From what my folks told me about Carter...

I'd prefer that sack of shit over Biden.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, he was incompetent, but IMO not truly evil as they are today

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FliesTheFlag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vehicles full of fuel, gas cans full of gas, and old shit gas in the truck bed that someone can steal cause its 2 stroke and diesel, enjoy thieves!

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morememesplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone nneds to meme this!

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Twitter was also less toxic in the 70s

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JustBoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Do not believe everything you read on the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln

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vegaspatriot1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL...so true!

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mct1 3 points ago +3 / -0

...or you simply weren't a fucking degenerate.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pot heads are not degenerates!

Coke and heroin heads are. And chronic drunks. And some regular drunks.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

From what I can tell, it was also WAY weaker in the 70's than the super-strong shit they've bred these days.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can confirm.

The are some incredible strains now days!

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mct1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pot heads are not degenerates!

If smoking pot made you forget the 70s... your shit was laced, son.

Coke and heroin heads are. And chronic drunks. And some regular drunks.

...which covers a fraction of the total population. Everyone else remembers the 70s just fine. The whole "If you rememebr the 709s you weren't there" thing is a meme pushed by degenerates trying to glorify their own degeneracy. Fuck that and fuck them.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 25 points ago +25 / -0

U R lucky you didn’t; U got to avoid bell bottoms and polyester suits

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Trump2024 31 points ago +31 / -0

I had bitchin bell bottoms with rhinestone lighting bolts shooting up from the bottom of the pant leg up to my crotch. Yeah, I know how superbad I was!

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chicks dug them. Seriously in a big time way. Now I'm mid 50's and probably can't pull off that look anymore. So I'm going with a mullet. No I'm not kidding. I'd been thinking about it a lot and decided it's time.

I'm bringing sexy back.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

I tried to spare my offspring the awful truth by burning my mullet pictures.

Unfortunately I couldn’t get access to my mother’s supply. She gleefully shared them with my daughter.

Why?

I looked like Joe Dirt

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love your mom! Joe Dirt is an awesome look. I'm going with more of a Kentucky Waterfall right now but will probably shift to a Joe Dirt eventually. I started about a year ago and it's rocking for sure. A buddy of mine didn't know I was doing it and started one about 6 months ago independent of me.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Business in the front...party in the back!

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

😎👍

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +7 / -3

DISCO SUCKS!!!!!

I was but a wee hamster then, but still barely old enough to remember.

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DebbieinDallas 19 points ago +20 / -1

It was a whole lot better than the so-called music these days!

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

They still make music these days?

Ok....I do love Tom MacDonald.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adam Calhoun is pretty decent too.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know who that is. Can you link a song you recommend?

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen how the kids dance?

This fortnite game didn't have subtle animation so every move was exaggerated. What's funny is, the kids started to imitate the animation.

So kids are basically dancing like suited up mascots. They still have subtle gestures but the jumping jacks, kicks and wild arm waving stands out.

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OneBigMaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Still better than rap or hip hop.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd have agreed with you until I discovered Tom MacDonald.

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nsbdhehe777 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Well first off rap is an element of hip-hop (culture). And second, you must not know what you’re taking about. Anything on the radio or on tv is garbage for the most part. Some of the best rap is independently made and samples from some of the greats in rock, jazz, blues, etc. So to say it isn’t music or it sucks an amazing generalization. It’s not nice to assume all of it is bad

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XlDEN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rap is not music. It’s more like chanting.

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JustBoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or monotonic grunting.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WIT!

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PTear 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know YT is assho but I couldn’t help to think of this scene based on your comment 😆 -

https://youtu.be/vtsQI2IeM5U

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally forgot about that. Nice.

Assho YT is the only part of Big Tech I can't quit. Too much content there that can't be found elsewhere.

Plus I've had my own channel there for 8 years. I'm up to almost 30 followers and I'd hate to have to start over.

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Original_Dankster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I loved that shit. Guilty pleasure.

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are some songs I will listen to if I run across them, but it's more nostalgia than anything. I was in my teens back then, and the world was a better place.

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Speechify 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I quit reading when I got to this comment.

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neveser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bell bottoms and polyester suits > skinny jeans

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Angel Flights!

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Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think if I had the opportunity to do this I would have a grand time buying more and more cans just to get them stolen.

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FireannDireach 25 points ago +29 / -4

Sugar doesn't do anything except potentially clog the fuel filter, as it doesn't dissolve in gasoline. It seems to be an urban legend that goes back even past the 70's, but it's been debunked a million times.

If you want to fuck with someone like this, just fill the jug with water, and add a cup of gas, which will float on the top. Water will do very bad things to an engine.

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Trump2024 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sugar dissolves in the water. That's the reason the water is the important part and not just dump sugar in the gas can with gas. I've got zero doubt that it works. In the 70's you knew exactly whose engine it worked on and who was stealing gas at the same time. They were the ones walking.

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ChilledCovfefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think water without sugar would do the trick too.

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Trump2024 24 points ago +24 / -0

Not for the big picture. It will make your car run rough and maybe not idle. The sugar is where the magic is because it heats the sugar which glazes the cylinders and acts like a sandpaper. The glazed cylinders break the piston rings. It's a pretty quick process. Very unlikely that thief would steal gas again. He probably would notice if the gas can didn't smell like gas.

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BingusCombat 3 points ago +3 / -0

ehehehehhehh >:) very good, very good.

dis has been productive.

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Farmerbob1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Depends on how much water there is. Almost all gasoline has some water in it. If it's a tiny amount, it won't do much, and some studies have even shown it improves efficiency of some engines, if they are tuned to account for the water in the fuel. If it's a significant percentage, it will run rough. If there's a LOT of water in the gasoline, it won't run at all, and might damage the engine.

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Sgt_Hatred 5 points ago +5 / -0

water attaches to the erhanol. it'll get burned off with a full enough tank. that's what heet does.. alcohol to bind to any free water. bleach is king.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

User name appropriate 😈

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +3 / -2

I was around in the 70's. I don't remember this ever happening.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you recall the gas shortage and doubling of gas prices in the same week? The locking gas cap was invented during this time and EVERYBODY was buying them. It was one of the defining moments of the 70's.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

I completely remember all that. My dad got his car siphoned at work, and had to have my mom bring him gas. Everyone was talking about it, it was on the news all the time. The thing I really remember was the rationing, with the odd/even days. We had two cars, one was odd, one was even, so it kinda worked out, my parents had a chart on the fridge of what days they could get gas on.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, just remembering about locking gas caps

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Sgt_Hatred 6 points ago +6 / -0

bleach and gasoline

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Strongocho 1 point ago +1 / -0

what does the bleach do?

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Sgt_Hatred 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://mythbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Car_Capers

enough bleach left sitting will damage metal parts.. it's a corrosive. that's why it's in plastic containers. bleach in the oil will wreck it as well.

also...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI91PtAMsWQ

car smokin after 15mins but still runs.. makes knocking noises. dude thinks it's no big deal.. but 15mins isn't enough. i'm sure after enough time it will fail.

https://naijauto.com/car-maintenance/what-is-the-effect-of-bleach-in-a-gas-tank-1490#:~:text=Alternatively%2C%20driving%20a%20car%20with,faster%20than%20a%20normal%20corrosion.

might not completely kill it, but you'll probably need a full rebuild and replace every part in the fuel delivery system. expensive enough.

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

What you want is the Cash For Clunkers Crankcase Concoction: powdered Cascade in the sump and quick run to failure

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stonepony 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing. It's just one of the many myths surrounding gasoline and gas tanks.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you really want to fuck with someone, use bleach. Being an oxidizer, it will cause everything to rust and since it's also a caustic it'll clean the engine of oil.

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notmydirtyalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if Sodium Hydroxide (cheap drain cleaner) would work seeing as it's used to make soap

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it won't.

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_deleted_ 1 point ago +2 / -1

Came to say this. It's mostly a myth that sugar will instantly fuck up someones engine. I put a whole damn bag of sugar in someone's tank and it didn't do shit.

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TrumpWinz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Can you put pee pee in it too?

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Heywood_youblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get out

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TrumpWinz 0 points ago +1 / -1

poo poo pee pee

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

No

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TrumpWinz 12 points ago +13 / -1

crap, already did it

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

you can crap in it you just can't pee in it

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TrumpWinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I peed out my ass

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is....is this the new "trans"....

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Vortmak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say the same 😃 old timers revenge

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Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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Ep1ctetus 81 points ago +81 / -0

This is the way.

Would need to add a little fuel to it so it smells right.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +17 / -9

Just put sugar in a few gallons of gasoline, the water is overkill.

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Freeandbrown 68 points ago +68 / -0

But then you'd have to waste gasoline...

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Pelosi_Halitosis 24 points ago +25 / -1

I always have a shit-gas can. It likely works as gas, but it's too questionable for my use. It comes from things with small engines that haven't been used in some time, usually I buy them at auction. But even at the elevated cost of $3.30/gallon, I can afford $6-$10 to wreck some crackhead thief's day.

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Freeandbrown 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good points.

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MICHIGANisRED 6 points ago +8 / -2

Water will be expensive soon too. Just give it time.

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Freeandbrown 4 points ago +4 / -0

I try not to think about this.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stillsuit on standby.

Bonus applicable quote

“Most civilisation is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame.”

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

It already is in many places.

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rossiFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait - doesn't mixing bleach and gas cause a reaction? And wouldn't the bleach odor give it away?

Edit: yeah don't do this boys and girls. https://www.gizmoplans.com/bleach-and-gasoline/

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Based_psychologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn’t it eat a plastic gas can if it’s so corrosive?

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hallway_monitor 4 points ago +4 / -0

You want the water in the mix because this is what kills the engine, otherwise sugar will just kind of mess things up a bit, but not as much as water

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not the water that kills the engine. The water is only to dissolve the sugar. It's the sandpiper like grit in the cylinders that fucks the engine.

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hallway_monitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying, use sand instead!?!

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

No I didn't say or imply that. Sand doesn't mix with gas or water. Sugar mixes with water.

To be clear - don't use sand

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559throw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sand would just sink to the bottom of the fuel tank. Sugar mixes with water but will not mix with gasoline. I had an old auto shop teacher who had a mason jar of gasoline that was ages old, just to show that putting sugar in someone's fuel tank, "Doesn't do shit!"

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know your chemistry and had a clever teacher who tried to keep you out of trouble.

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speakerforthefallen 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can you not comprehend sarcasm?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually, water goes right through the engine, it happens frequently. This is due to condensation that forms in gas tanks, mostly from extreme temperature fluctuations. For example, a 35F day and the next day it's 75F, any air gap in the tank will create condensation. Water only becomes a real problem when there's more water than gas or it freezes. Otherwise, due to the motion of a vehicle and the fact that gasoline sinks in water, only small amounts of water get sucked up with gasoline and it just goes right through the combustion process. In fact, in some applications, water is purposely injected into engines.

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/water-injection-how-does-it-work/

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Water injection or small quantities of water being consumed due to condensation? The only way to stop an engine from running with water, is to basically replace the gasoline with water. Note, water will not "kill" or permanently disable an engine. But water sinks in gasoline, it accumulates at the bottom of a container or gas tank. You'd need enough water in a tank so that the fuel pickup is mostly, if not fully enveloped in order for enough water to make it to the engine so that it won't fire. Otherwise, almost any engine will run on some ratio of gasoline and water. With a caveat, carburetors and or gravity fed fuel delivery. In this manner a carburetor has a float bowl that can eventually hold more water than gasoline, or gravity feed pushes the lowest fluid from the tank, all water before gasoline. Today most all cars are fuel injected, the fuel pickup will mostly get a mix of water and gasoline, which will still allow the engine to run, unless of course there's more water being picked up than gasoline. I'd venture to guess you could meter up to 50/50 gasoline/water mixture and still have a running engine, albeit poorly.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn't mix very well.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sugar dissolves in water (won't in just gasoline) the water and gas don't mix so the gas is on top so the gas can smells like gas.

Then the sugar is heated up by the engine and glazes the cylinders. since it's not smooth it act's like sandpaper and erodes the gaskets. Then, big problems. Like engine rebuild or entirely new engine problems....

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TheVanNuys 69 points ago +69 / -0

I knew a guy that would put a bear trap on the front seat of his car when he had to park it in a bad area. He'd just put some clothes over it. Sure enough one day someone broke into it and had to have their arm amputated. Moral of story: don't be a criminal.

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YouNeedVPN 72 points ago +74 / -2

Careful... You will almost certainly go to jail for this.

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MICHIGANisRED 65 points ago +65 / -0

Especially today. Criminals are victims. Unless they happen to be white.

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TDAF 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ha ha. Cancel Macaulay Culkin for his white booby traps in Home Alone.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +3 / -2

Macaulay is a Satanist cuck.

Also, Trump was removed in Home Alone 2 during a broadcast:

https://www.indiewire.com/2021/01/macaulay-culkin-donald-trump-removed-home-alone-2-1234609390/

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Pearls_Swine 5 points ago +5 / -0

white Conservatives*

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, you could disable a person about to enroll in college and change their life around…

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WowStrongWinning 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why? If it’s locked in his own car, why would there be an issue?

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YouNeedVPN 40 points ago +41 / -1

It's a booby trap. It doesn't matter where you locate it.

Robbers have sued and won for accidental damages (breaking as leg inside the victims house, for example), and this is definitely not accidental..

If booby traps were legal, every red blooded American would guard their house with punji spikes.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Very true. I live in a rural area with a meth problem and a high property crime rate. Tweakers will steal anything that isn't bolted down, and sometimes even things that are bolted down. If booby traps were legal our local hospital would be full of injured tweakers every day.

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Hades440 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or maybe they'd stop stealing everything.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Booby traps should be legal.

If you're not supposed to be there, and thus don't know about the trap, then you get what you deserve.

Then for the ER costs, anyone who sets off a booby trap while committing a crime should just be left to fend for themselves.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get that, but booby traps should still be legal.

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Major_Nutt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Make the traps lethal and raise some hogs.

Modern problems require ancient solutions.

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grenades_and_ham 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bricktop - "You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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starbuckroad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bạn không sử dụng cổ phần punji?

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HIGH_ENERGY_MEMES 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. Prove its yours. "I dont recognise that. This scum of a person must have stolen it from another person. Did they look like they were on drugs because I dont know why they think its from my vehicle."

  2. Or say yeah I always keep water in the back of my vehicle. Its useful to have if I break down, need a drink etc. I've done it for years.... then prove you did this intentionally for someone to steal vs wanting water in the back of a vehicle.

  3. Generally I couldn't see someone coming back for damages given they stole it. Then they have to turn up at a police station and say I stole gas form this person but it was no good, I want you to charge these people. If your local police are anything like mine the thief would then get charged with said theft and cops would tell you what to say to avoid trouble and write that as their statement in the book.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, you mean everyone doesn't already keep water in their vehicle at all times?

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Chad_Dudebroski 9 points ago +9 / -0

At home, in case paramedics or firefighters need to get in, boobytraps are illegal

But why would they need to get into your car?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

"In 1971s Katko v. Briney, the intruder Katko prevailed against Briney after Brineys spring gun set-up left him with severe shotgun wounds. The Supreme Court ruled that using deadly force on unoccupied property was neither reasonable or justified, and the plaintiff*s status as a trespasser was irrelevant when assessing liability."

Your car is considered your property. If you set up any type of trap with the potential to kill or seriously injure someone then you are opening yourself up for liability.

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they-see-me-trollin 4 points ago +5 / -1

something like 97% of violent and property crime is committed by people who are already convicted felons. this is why 3 strikes and other anti-recividism punishments were so effective in dropping crime rates. if someone is breaking into your car, it's practically guaranteed that they're a convicted felon, and probably even on drugs.

"no officer, I have no idea what happened here... came out and i see some guy with a bear trap on him, he's smashed up my car, and there's blood everywhere."

what's the felon going to do, say "i was breaking into the guy's car and it was booby trapped!" who are they going to believe, a convicted felon who is provably on drugs, or a rando with no record pleading ignorance?

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HerbertBailBondsh 11 points ago +11 / -0

" who are they going to believe?"
The non-white

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +4 / -1

Gee, great question. Which is more likely:

  1. A vehicle owner puts a bear trap in their car to prevent theft.

  2. A criminal brings a bear trap with him to break into a car and then sets the trap on himself.

C'mon man!

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell in states with crappy law and order a criminal will gladly admit to a property crime to cash in on a lawsuit.

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Husky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better make sure it's effective then

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Littlebigfoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still afraid of jail? Need to change your mindset, 3 free meals a day free vacation

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YouNeedVPN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Already been.

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bluedevilga 9 points ago +9 / -0

hate to forget it was there one day in a hurry and watch me having to change my name to Johnny One Cheek

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bidensniffingkids 9 points ago +9 / -0

Isn't this considered a booby trap and illegal?

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TheVanNuys 10 points ago +10 / -0

He considered it a mantrap to justify the legality.

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Chad_Dudebroski 25 points ago +25 / -0

ITS A MA'AMTRAP

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America1stAndOnly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your car was broken into by some lunatic. Clearly they put it there and hurt themselves.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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zippy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did your buddy see time?

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TheVanNuys 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope!

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vegeta_ban 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did he charge them for the cleaning of his car too?

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TheVanNuys 8 points ago +8 / -0

They had been breaking into his car for a while, so it really didn't matter to him at that point, he just wanted vigilante justice.

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Nameless_Mofo 7 points ago +7 / -0

That guy definitely fucks

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +5 / -1

"In 1971s Katko v. Briney, the intruder Katko prevailed against Briney after Brineys spring gun set-up left him with severe shotgun wounds. The Supreme Court ruled that using deadly force on unoccupied property was neither reasonable or justified, and the plaintiff*s status as a trespasser was irrelevant when assessing liability."

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wittycoder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not decided at the US Supreme Court, would be interesting to see how this was ruled when states like AZ and NV have laws that victims of a felony can't be sued by the felon. In this case Grand Theft Auto is a felony so it'd be an interesting test.

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NotSpyRussian 47 points ago +47 / -0

Sweet

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TheTudes 23 points ago +23 / -0

Funny

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lordvon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes

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Husky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Much

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TheTudes 38 points ago +38 / -0

Let the punishment fit the crime.

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RivalPipe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Mark it with a label that says “Gluten Free”

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info_warrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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bluedevilga 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trying to invalidate dem Arkansas credit cards?

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

You mean EBT cards?

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IamM 13 points ago +13 / -0

At the very least it'll aggrivate a fat trans person's diabeetus when they attempt to commit suicide for the 5th time this month.

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HerbertBailBondsh 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm Wilford Brimley and I wanna talk to you about.. diabeetus"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=092NbybLsOI&t=20s

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americafirst1994 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahah kek

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NotAPuma 13 points ago +13 / -0

Calm down. Kekistani Pedes won't steal your Gas.

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RedPillMAGALegend 12 points ago +20 / -8

Put tiny nuts and bolts in it. Small enough to pass thru a funnel and into a gas tank. That was they find their way into the cucks fuel injection and fucks their car up.

CUCKS!!!

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Trump2024 25 points ago +25 / -0

KEK, that wouldn't even make it past the gas tank fuel filter, and wouldn't even clog it.

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satan 7 points ago +9 / -2

Use ball bearings. Hey Tyrone, what's that sound?

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redbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Coking it with ground charcoal makes more sense

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly, but a piece of aluminum foil will clog it. I knew a guy years ago who was a teacher who kept having his car die out on him while driving. It would always start right back up, but it would die out frequently while driving. He took it into a couple mechanics who couldn't figure it out, then one mechanic asked him what he did for a living. When the mechanic found out he was a teacher he had a pretty good idea that gas tank fuckery was involved, and he was able to find and remove the piece of foil.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are a number of things that can be put in the tank to clog the filter. Nuts and bolts aren't one of them.

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HerbertBailBondsh 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuel pump wouldnt pick it up..

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Grunt422 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nuts, and bolts will just lay on the bottom of the tank, and fuel pumps have screens/filters on them. Back to the drawing board.

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YouNeedVPN 6 points ago +6 / -0

You could dump a handful of nuts right into your own tank, and it won't hurt anything. The pump well never pick them up.

Iron filings on the other hand...

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MICHIGANisRED 5 points ago +6 / -1

Machine grindings. Super fine stuff you'd find in the bottom of a surface grinder. It will either clog the fuel filter or destroy the engine.

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RedPillMAGALegend 0 points ago +2 / -2

BIGLY RESPECT FREN!!!

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im for that!!!

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supermagafragilistic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diesel fuel is a good one especially if you are really looking to just fuck with someone and give them a bad day versus really fucking some shit up. A gasoline car with a tank full of diesel is a pretty hilarious sight.

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OrangePill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm intrigued, what happens?

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Ricky_CIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Naval ship sized smoke screen.

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Engine dies. The wife actually did this, fortunately the car stalled pretty quick. Had to drain the tank and fill back up with gas and cranked it until it fired. Very lucky for us.

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xxnamexx530 1 point ago +1 / -0

uhhh, this is EXACTLY backwards, Diesel is FAR more difficult to ignite than Gasoline, Octane is a measure of that precise quality(how difficult it is to ignite), this is why we don't use spark to ignite it but rather heat and pressure. It is also the reason for the delineation between Accelerant(Gasoline, Kerosene, etc) and Fuel(Diesel)

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xxnamexx530 1 point ago +1 / -0

bit of cherry picking there, the article ALSO states "And its flash point and autoignition temperatures are significantly higher" and "Because diesel fuel is heavier than gasoline, it can sink to the bottom of your gas tank, resulting in the injection of both gas and diesel into the intake manifold or the cylinder. Depending on the mix, you can get partially-burned diesel fuel which leaves bigtime deposits on pistons, valves and spark plugs. You get a car or truck that runs terrible, and if you keep driving it, you can cause serious damage If enough diesel fuel gets in the cylinder, you can hydro-lock the cylinders, resulting in a blown head gasket, cracked cylinder head or other serious problems that can lead your vehicle down the road to a quick and final death. This diesel fuel in the cylinder can also seep past the piston rings into the oil crankcase, diluting the lubricating oil. This can damage all internal engine lubricated parts resulting in major engine failure from rapid wear. If unburned diesel fuel makes its way into the exhaust system, it will ignite in the catalytic convertor. The fire will plug the holes in the catalyst, destroying it and leaving you with a repair job well into the four-figures.", none the less, ill concede the lower octane rating, even though octane ratings are intended to convey how difficult something is to ignite(and Diesel uses Cetane ratings instead, possibly because of that VERY contradiction that results from the difference in how octane is measured verses what it is supposed to convey)

Edit: actually, it appears that the difference is due to ignition method, oddly diesel is easier to cause auto ignition in, very much an unwanted quality in gasoline. Weird considering how VERY difficult it can be to INTENTIONALLY ignite it

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speakerforthefallen 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re confused. Diesel uses pressure alone to ignite precisely because it’s easier to self ignite. Hence the lower octane rating.

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Spawnlingman 10 points ago +10 / -0

And in this assbackwards world that our courts are made up of, the thief who's car who's engine you imploded would sue you and win!

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Friar_Pede 13 points ago +13 / -0

I use it to fill my humming bird feeders it has a nice pour spout.

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1in1024th 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, what kind of jerk steals hummingbird juice??

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Futtbucker69 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants

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BluPhant 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIP Mallory Archer.

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SuperDuperWoke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Watch as this backfires by your wife using it to top off her car.

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ed_shaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man's rushing his wife to the hospital with a siezure. Runs out of gas. Sees the can. leaves a note. Murphy's law.

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Khryn_Tzu-TTV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I could never do this. Maybe they are just stealing gas like typical leftist jackasses. Or maybe it's someone in dire need and had no other choice.

I'd rather be out a few dollars than to potentially fuck over a truly desperate person.

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pushbackv2 7 points ago +9 / -2

Rigged cans for the riggers.

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SentryS 6 points ago +7 / -1

You sir. Are evil.

Kek

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Stonesolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come on guys...some of the ole timers might remember using moth balls. Dissolved in gas will ruin an engine quick!

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ThirteenPercenter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look up “attractive nuisance doctrine” first because if you don’t and it comes back to you, your lawyer will tell you all about it when it’s too late.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked it up and it says if someone gets hurt on your property, you will be liable. Is that what you are talkng about?

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ThirteenPercenter 6 points ago +6 / -0

The broader implication is that you can be liable for allowing something attractive but dangerous to be unsecured if it causes harm.

For example you can’t leave poison candy on your front porch, because it’s dangerous yet attractive.

Would spiked gasoline pass the test and make you liable in civil court? IDK but I’d hate to have to pay a lawyer to find out. I’ve been sued in civil court more than once (am a small business owner) and despite “winning” each time because I did absolutely nothing wrong, it’s a very stressful and expensive experience I wouldn’t wish on any Patriot.

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ThirteenPercenter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps, but I generally agree with this one.

Where do you draw the line? Let’s say you have a house in the suburbs and an apple tree in your front yard with a low hanging branch two feet away from the sidewalk. Neighborhood kids sometimes take apples off the branch as they walk by which is theft. Should you be able to put laxatives in the apples? What about deadly poison?

Anyhow, definitely go watch some “bait bike” videos because they’re hilarious even if questionable.

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ThirteenPercenter -1 points ago +1 / -2

LOL ok, childless keyboard warrior. Go put some poison candy on your front porch and give us a trip report from state prison a year later.

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Ic3D 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very smart! Make sure there is just a bit of gas in there smell wise.

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HerrnMalor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Add a little bit of caramel coloring to make it look like the color of gas?

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Grunt422 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya, and paint "gas" on the side of the can.

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info_warrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paint "Vegan, GMO & Gluten Free" also

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Plsdontfireme 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Honey!! I was late for work and I used your gas can, thank you!!!"

"Hey I broke down, i don't know what happened!!! can you come and get me?"

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

"no, I can't you jogging commie bitch... how could I ever love you"

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Plsdontfireme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lolz

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a1a1a1 3 points ago +3 / -0

GREAT IDEA!!

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insectopia

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Tejas_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use locking gas caps on my vehicles to prevent the siphoners from stealing my gas.

I guess one night it thwarted a gas thief who thought they were smart and siphoned the gas from my boat. I hope it had the correct fuel/oil mixture for their car.

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Barracuda 3 points ago +4 / -1

Won't pass the smell test. The worst would be either a mix of gas and water or gas and bleach. Or fill up the 'gas' can with Diesel. Passes the 'smell' test.

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hallway_monitor 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 cups of gasoline fixes this, popular in the 70's

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Barracuda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, and even worse is bleach...

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Grunt422 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diesel is a good way to do it. Will foul the plugs, and the car will smoke like hell until it coughs to a stop.

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I have to steal and siphon gas I’m looking for any vehicle with a Biden Harris stickers.

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only an idiot wouldn't know the difference between gas, and sugar water. Do it right and use gas loaded with sugar.

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they-see-me-trollin 1 point ago +2 / -1

sugar supposedly doesn't dissolve in gas.

dissolve the sugar into water. then pour it in with a little gas. let it settle. the gas will float to the top.

sugar water will fucking destroy a car.

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WoodManager 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eff with them even more by using one of those crappy Government Approved gas cans.

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RobertBob223210 2 points ago +2 / -0

one guy switched the gas tube on his camper to go into the sewer. The next morning there was a gas can and a pile of barf.

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speakerforthefallen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone siphoned shit? Lol

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paulej 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would attract ants. Wouldn't salt water work just as well?

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Fussbudget 2 points ago +3 / -1

use bleach, it will destroy their gaskets and annihilate the engine

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Wearyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

it will also react with the gasoline and create a fuel bomb out of their gas tank. Not to mention it will stink like Chlorine and not fool anyone.

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BingusCombat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that "this was racist" to the thieves.

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BaldEagle1337 2 points ago +3 / -1

You sadistic mother fucker I love you.

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CJ74U2NV 2 points ago +3 / -1

A long time ago I had CDs stolen from my Jeep. Being a computer nerd, I wrote a batch file that would erase hard drive partitions and saved it to a CD. I then wrote "Porn XXX" on the CD and left it in plain view. Every time I did this, it got stolen. Every person that stole a CD and put it in their PC.... they lost EVERYTHING.

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speakerforthefallen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Windows

Lul

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Geocav 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent in Monty Burn's voice.

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

What would do more damage: sugar water or salt water?

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Stonesolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Moth balls disolved will ruin the engine quick...it will run like a raped ape and then fry.

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RoosterHeadBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Moth balls dissolved in what liquid?

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Stonesolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gas

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Wearyman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting... Why? I've not heard of this one before.

EDIT: nevermind. Looked it up. Depending on the mothballs it either slows down the burn and clogs the shit out of the engine, or creates hydrochloric acid and eats away the engine parts.

Either one is bad, and takes a long time to do anything.

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mostlyatnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has cans are expensive.

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muddismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get some hummingbird feeders just in case

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a trap for ants?

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's evil. I like it.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take it from a pro, fellow subversives, in the given scenario, use one gallon of **liquid **sodium silicate with a few gallons of gasoline. It's easily obtained at any pottery/clay supply store if you want to walk in with cash, or online if you're bold. It has many innocuous uses, knowledge, which evidently, has only been imparted to us old pedes with a penchant for thumbing through formula books from the late 1800's. It was also known as Water Glass 'round the beginning of the 20th century, it's most recent newsworthy use was in 2009 where it was the approved method of destroying the engines of cars traded in on the "Cash For Clunkers" program.

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Rickyistricky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be a shame if he did this over and over to graph the time it took to go missing. Flatten the curve like an Hamas leader

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JetJocky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure you put some gas on the outside of the can and inside the nozzle to give it that gas smell.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sugar will not fuck up an engine. Water will.

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speakerforthefallen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Opposite. Water doesn’t do much but sugar coats the cylinders in caramel

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Along these lines.... of dirty trix....

....In states where it's allowed to open carry, get a concealed carry permit and carry 2 guns, a fake open carry gun and a real gun. The "fake" gun is a gun loaded with blanks, and then you make sure that the perp steals your gun from you and holds it in your face. You give them to choice to die when you pull out your concealed real gun and ask for your gun back. If you hear a bang, consider it the bang of a starting pistol

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GenKnox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sugar does not do anything, you can use a whole bag of it.

Linseed oil, however. Turns into a sludge and destroys the motor oil quick. Also use some caustic like drain cleaner.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

4D chess right there :) <3 MAGA2021

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redbeard 1 point ago +1 / -0

What this be considered malicious damage? Still love it

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 10 points ago +10 / -0

Negative. You can put whatever liquid you want i those cans. There is no law saying they are only for gas. But more to the point, you can get them with attempted/theft. If they use your property to damage their property, it is still not your fault.

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rossiFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think you're accounting for the clown world factor. If Shaqueefa did this, there would be riots and you would be made to buy Shaqueefa and her family a new car.

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HIGH_ENERGY_MEMES 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shopping bags then?

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