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PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (media.patriots.win)
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Cuckblue 338 points ago +340 / -2

It do be like that. At least she won't have to get abortions anymore after getting the jab!

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2008RonPaul2012 179 points ago +180 / -1

So much more convenient to get preabortions! Thanks psyence

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 71 points ago +72 / -1

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

#SLAP!

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AnnoyinglyOptimistic 32 points ago +32 / -0

Wish I had more hands

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pray_for_kekistan 33 points ago +33 / -0

So I could give those titties four thumbs down.

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RabidZoo 18 points ago +18 / -0

The milks gone bad!

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pray_for_kekistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

😆 forgot about that

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lowest protein content among all mammal milk!

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Clydeen 12 points ago +12 / -0

tbh that gap is:

A. Worthy of Hollywood B: so much scar tissue from abortions then that's as close as it gets C: A man

Hard to tell....

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Peart44 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL!

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peterstrzoked 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one cares what you think lol

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Kekkybuns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut the fuck up you commie faggot. Get bent.

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Peart44 7 points ago +7 / -0

Since there's no difference between women and men, the rule about not hitting girls doesn't apply to "female" liberals. Seems fair. Right?

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get paid less because they work less hours, not getting paid less per hour!

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Towelie 0 points ago +0 / -0

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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marvinthehaggler 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Psyence".

My new hero...

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just like socialism is pre-cannibalism.

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bubadmt 19 points ago +19 / -0

But not as effective as an IED!

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tucker2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

BOOM

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duck_keeper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what you did there

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ShitpostHunterD 15 points ago +15 / -0

Allow me to reply, as a Tennessee native. From their inception until about 5 years ago I would have said yes, unequivocally wholeheartedly the best fried dough you could put in your mouth. Then something changed right about the time they started selling them in every gas station around here. They taste..... manufactured, now. Maybe changed the recipe so they would shelf longer, i dunno.

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BlackFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dunkin has fallen off their donut game in the last few decades.... but if you deny their coffee is #1 I WILL FIGHT YOU.

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ILikeMyBlueCar 11 points ago +11 / -0

I will literally drive 30 minutes out of town to get a coffee from DD before going to the Stirfucks across the street from where I live. Would have been better if I’d be able to get coffee from my local roaster but Colorado’s bury small business plan worked so now we only have access to corporate coffee in my area now.

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't you buy an Breville machine and make your own coffee at home?

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IntersectionalXhe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dunkin stopped making their donuts in store some time ago. That’s when the decline started. They are made centrally and shipped out. They used to make them fresh in store and they were much better then.

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Stanwyk74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup loved when they first opened you could watch them making the donuts. The commercials "time to make the doooonuts" were the best.

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jpower 0 points ago +2 / -2

Krispy Kreme is King IMO

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +3 / -1

Timmy's has better coffee. Dunkin has better donuts. Dunkin coffee is still good though.

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jpower 0 points ago +1 / -1

yeah between Mcd's and Timmies, they're both pretty good.

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robob2700 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have the same coffee supplier

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NoCoupForYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

Got your back.

Starbucks was always nasty. And for over $2, why do I have to put my own stuff in it?

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GhostofPatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

They overroast their beans. Bitter dog piss

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NoCoupForYou 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes! I've always said "Their coffee tastes like leaving it on the burner for hours when there's only a couple of cups left"

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jpower 2 points ago +3 / -1

absolutely, tastes like watery espresso which is just disgusting. Either make me an espresso with foamed milk, or make me a normal drip coffee. Nothing in between ffs

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Waffle House coffee would like a word.

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ShitpostHunterD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Krispy Kremes that were sold to the schools for fund raisers that you got 2 or 3 days late 10 years ago were better than a current batch of fresh. Just my personal, but no one can deny they're different.

Used to be nothing better than to catch a show in Nashville then go to Krispy Kreme when the hot and ready sign was on.

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MICHIGANisRED 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree wholeheartedly. They went from organsmic to meh.

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bluedevilga 6 points ago +7 / -1

I don't know, I don't have a vagina to put the two donuts in and compare the effectiveness of preventing pregnancies.

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easyonthefiber 3 points ago +3 / -0

No; Maple Donuts is better than both

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trumpdouble 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know someone who was so proud to have gotten her 12 year old son vaccinated this past Saturday. I don't understand people risking a child's future over this shit. So sad.

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GodSaveTheWest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its especially idiotic when kids are effectively at a non existent chance of facing ill effects from covid.

You should thell that person theyre retarded next time you see them. Truth hurts.

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Needs more leg hair.

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comakevin76 5 points ago +5 / -0

If she(it) survives that is one thought. But just a thought of course. Sad.

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big_tuna_14 266 points ago +266 / -0

Shit has gone from "care about your fellow human beings, stay home" to "show me your papers" real quick.

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SteelDriver 167 points ago +168 / -1

No kidding. It was even faster than gay rights demands went from tolerance to acceptance to advocacy to glorification. Propaganda is a powerful weapon.

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Tiessa 33 points ago +33 / -0

Yes it is!

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thelastlast 25 points ago +25 / -0

which means who gets the rope first?

the propagandists

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A_Faggot_Will_Ban_Me 27 points ago +27 / -0

..to: "LET US FUCK YOUR KIDS AND PUT THEM ON HORMONE BLOCKERS, BIGOT!!!"

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Peart44 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS

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Carry_Your_Name 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your kids don't belong to you, they are a sacred offering to the WOKE idol!

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big_tuna_14 13 points ago +13 / -0

And fear is a helluva drug

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ineX0r2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not just glorification. Supremacy.

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cucks_on_parade 1 point ago +1 / -0

The overlords love population control in any form.

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pushbackv2 31 points ago +31 / -0

Chide

And

Reprimand

Everyone

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NADSAQ 24 points ago +24 / -0

There’s that quote of well-intentioned tyranny being the worst that I am too lazy to look up.

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phandaal 13 points ago +13 / -0

At this point I do not think it is well-intentioned. John Q Liberal hates the very thought of anyone to the right of Mao.

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A_Faggot_Will_Ban_Me 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the worst because it turns the dumbest members of society against the smart ones.

Blatant tyranny is obvious. This can be sold as "progressive".

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Clubfootsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

C.S. Lewis, but I'm also too lazy to go further.

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PKShadilay 18 points ago +18 / -0

Literally not even a year ago I called my mom on her birthday and we discussed the vaccine being the bibical mark and now she and everyone else in my immediate family have been fully vaxed and I'm now a conspiracy nut because I haven't.

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Falling_ferret 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not shocked by the amount of people giving in to the jab. But I am let down by specific individuals who are giving in at the slightest threat of loosing their job over it.

I'm over here ready to die on this hill (never getting the jab) and folks are like "I'd never!" Then 3 weeks later are like....well, my wife really wants to vacation in Cancun. Shit, I wouldn't even take that jab for an Iceland adventure, I ain't doing shit for Cancun.

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF is in it for anyone to get the jab? You get a lollipop or something?

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Falling_ferret 6 points ago +6 / -0

Donut and "your rights back". Which, if you know nothing about anything sounds like a good deal. But if you're only half way retarded you know that "your" rights are "everyone's" rights and they come from God. Which means, if someone is giving you them BACK, then "someone" took them away. Which is a massive violation of God's laws.

I don't need to defend my Creator, there's nothing I can offer Him that He can't give himself (outside of me, that is). But I can do my best to ensure other's rights aren't infringed upon. Which I believe is a duty beyond just about any in this life.

That probably makes the glowies confused so I'll sum it up. If you take people's rights away, then God is angry. If God is angry, then you should fall on your knees and repent. If you fail to do this, then you are literally and figuratively fucked, biblically.

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, now I see it clearly. Big government and the high priests of scientism are holding our pre-CCP-virus normal life as a ransom! And they ask for our God given rights as a payment to get it back!

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots of conservatives getting it....and getting their poor kids done...of course the moms make them. I feel like a leper. Unclean!

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Twitter 8 points ago +8 / -0

same my dad said "Fucking liberals saying the vaccine isn't good" it was fascinating.

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Carry_Your_Name 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaccine's not the mark, but the passport will be. First it's on your smart phone, but eventually it'll be stuck on your hand or your forehead.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could never imagine how antichrist would get everyone in line for the mark. Wow! I can see clearly now. Sickening sheep culture we live in.

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GiveMe1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because that was always the plan. Don’t you get it yet?

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UkDeplorable 97 points ago +98 / -1

“You want me to prove my vaccination by showing you my arm?”

“Yes”

“Ok. Reaches into pocket and pulls out gun

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Friendly_B 41 points ago +41 / -0

You could just walk around with a magnet glued to your shoulder.

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quesadalejandro 18 points ago +18 / -0

l should get one of these in my arm and use it as 'proof' of the vaccine by putting a paperclip near it and when they go "Mine doesn't do that!" l'd go "Must have gotten saline, then" XD

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Donger-Lord2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make the retards get the killer vaccine again. Lol.

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MODEL101 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really like this idea

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GreatNW 11 points ago +11 / -0

Government-issued armbands, when?

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multithreaded 6 points ago +6 / -0

DAYGLOW ORANGE EVERYTHANG

(Paints .357 dayglow orange)

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RealRedneck 86 points ago +86 / -0

Yes. I've had a vaccination.

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chickeninoven 48 points ago +48 / -0

And really, it's being 100% honest.

The COVID shot is not a vaccine.

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America1stAndOnly 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, if you ever had covid and recovered, you can say "I'm vaccinated against covid" and you'll be telling the truth because your body has produced its own vaccination at that point.

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easyonthefiber 13 points ago +13 / -0

Some studies suggest it is equally as effective as well.

DuckDuckGo for “Covid shot after having Covid” or similar terms and all the results imply it is 1) safe or 2) can’t hurt or 3) wait 90 days after having it to get the shot(s).

Why are they pushing people to get the shots even if you had COVID if reinfection rates are low? Where’s the “reinfection rate” trackers showing how effective the shots are? Why is that info harder to find than CDC inflated death numbers?

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KekistanPM 15 points ago +15 / -0

Human body: "It's okay, we generated antibodies. Like we did a hundred other times. We're good now."

Fearmongers: "YOU STILL NEED TO BE VACCINATED TO GET THE ANTIBODIES!!!"

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ShyRipley 12 points ago +12 / -0

Because there's something in the shots that they desperately want everyone to take...

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you" *Fox Mulder *

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easyonthefiber 7 points ago +7 / -0

“ And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.”

But because MSM obfuscates the truth, it’s hard to discern now

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fusreedah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ooh that's a good one. Who said that? Cigarette-Smoking Man?

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easyonthefiber 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, CSM.

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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure as hell seems that way.

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pwntent 2 points ago +2 / -0

CDC stopped keeping track of breakthrough cases

nojabforme.info

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StrangerThanFiction 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been saying, "I've been immunized." I have...naturally. Not my fault if they assume otherwise.

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago +4 / -0

They love using the minutia of their weasel words and changing definitions against us so much, it's only right that we give them a taste of their own medicine.

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JS_Mill 34 points ago +34 / -0

Are you team Moderna or pfizer? Have you had your second? This idiots love chatting about it.

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A_Faggot_Will_Ban_Me 17 points ago +17 / -0

Plot Twist:

Each vax has unique microchips that will control the minds of victims. They will unionize, and fight other "Vaccine Kingdoms" for the entertainment of globalists.

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Karma_Bus_Route_20 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's probably technologically possible, but not at scale and not like they're doing now. Each "dose" would have to be shipped separately, not a multi-dose vial.

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Falling_ferret 0 points ago +1 / -1

"modern" tech. I'm not saying that there are chips in the vaxxx. But what the average japanese person thought was modern tech jumped forward quite a bit when they got nuked.

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Falling_ferret 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for proving my point. Your average factory worker skinning fish for dinner had zero idea what the hell the big government had up their sleeve. Are we really so different now?

It's just like science, every 20-30 years we realize we didn't know shit about fuck back then. Hell, the average public thought fat was bad and sugar was good. I'm sure the average person today doesn't realize a laser could shoot down a jet or a rail gun can drop a the power of a nuke at mach 6 from orbit via tungsten rod.

We're in for a royal world of shit in WWIII when it comes.

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RealRedneck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pfizer (meningitis vaccine)

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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking hate them

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nebu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've spent 2 months of listening to people brag about the vacinne, post about it, or tell what step they are on 1 or 2

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JS_Mill 0 points ago +0 / -0

And seriously, we have a differences but those Johnson and Johnson people are just idiots!!

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nebu 3 points ago +3 / -0

A disney employee died 2 days after getting the John & Johnson and was perfectly fine.

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Norwayhastrolls 23 points ago +23 / -0

I had one too. In 1975

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multithreaded 16 points ago +16 / -0

My wife (who has always had trouble lying) got a chance to say this already. We’re still laughing about it.

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Forgotmypass666 6 points ago +6 / -0

You will notice I haven't gotten polio OR smolpox!

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Brulz_Lulz 85 points ago +86 / -1

Get used to saying this phrase.

My medical history is none of your business.

Also if you're a woman, tell them

My bodily integrity is none of your business.

Or something like that. The point being is that the same people who say "my body my choice" also can't make demands on you regarding what you do with your body. It's particularly effective for women because its is dangerously close to undermining the central argument for abortion advocates.

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PaigeAshley 45 points ago +45 / -0

I'm a woman and I am totally using the phrase, My Body My Choice in response to the vaccine question. I'm so glad others are doing it too, it's a perfect verbal kick in the teeth to those crazy people.

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Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't take any word out of a politician's mouth on face value. Whatever they say, there's always a political agenda, because to them, everything is political. No matter how ridiculous it sounds, don't immediately rebuke their argument, do some background research and analyze what they're really up to.

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Jaqen 20 points ago +20 / -0

"That's private" and if they press, make them feel ashamed for their rudeness.

After all, you didn't ask them how many dicks they sucked on their way through the parking lot.

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bootsy_two_scoops 19 points ago +19 / -0

They won’t feel ashamed. They have no shame.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re actually acutely attuned to social cues, which is why they are so easily controlled by emotional pleas.

You can absolutely destroy these types by using their own hyper focused compassion against them.

“How dare you, xir” and so on, except this time it is you who is incensed. Not really, you’re a grown up, but you can feign a temper tantrum, right?

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Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare you call me you an antivaxxer you transphobe! I'm a transvaxxite currently in transition! Vaccination is never a binary option, science shows that there's a whole spectrum of vaccination! You cisvaxxites are evil oppressors against inclusivity and diversity!

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your inner child’s temper tantrum game is strong, pede, nice work.

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NoCoupForYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only a fool asks this question of a gal who brings him spaghetti for dinner at work.

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BrianSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clerks?

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NoCoupForYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep! Though I might have my quote wrong, haven't seen it in years.

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America1stAndOnly 14 points ago +14 / -0

The phrase "My body, my choice" is true for men as well.

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AlphaNathan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also untrue for abortions because unborn babies have their own DNA.

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

The statement is still true, it's just that the unborn child is not a part of the woman's body. Any action taken against the child violates its autonomy, but hey, most women that have used that slogan don't really mean it. They're just awful people that want power. Even after birth they don't actually live up to that creed.

https://i0.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/my-body-my-choice-comic.png?fit=1500%2C500

Which is why I like using it so much now to shove back into their faces. Make them uncomfortable, make them squirm, make them confront themselves.

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GodSaveTheWest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wish it was used more in regards to circumcision. His body his choice. But docs need those baby foreskins for facial creams and steam cell research.

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago +4 / -0

It should be anyway. Circumcision is a barbaric practice and that it still happens is just astounding. I don't understand how so many self proclaimed Christians went along with this practice. I'm a far less experienced one than many who were raised with going to church, but I have read the book of Paul and it makes it very clear that circumcision was not to be done anymore. So why was it allowed by so many in our society that claimed to be followers of Christ?

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GodSaveTheWest 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfBwwWqIGw

it all started because they wanted to stop kids from masturbating, then it just became "tradition" backed up by lies of health benefits.

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tradition backed up by lies for "health benefits" sounds a lot like what they're trying to do with the covid jab now. The ride never ends.

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Forgotmypass666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah it's weird, covid hit and the government forgot about federal hippa laws real fucking fast.

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O_A_N 48 points ago +48 / -0

I will never lie about getting the lethal injection. It sets a terrible precedence if society believes more people are poisoned than there really are.

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ABeardedPatriot 30 points ago +30 / -0

Same here. My college peers are all pressuring me to get it. I couldn't care less. You won't see me losing my reproductive ability; but if you want to, go right ahead.

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Johnfox13 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ll tell them I am waiting until the lethality of the virus gets worse as it stands it is nonlethal to my age group (young)

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just say I'm waiting for the animal studies to be finished. People just give me a blank stare.

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Stanwyk74 4 points ago +4 / -0

Logic they simply cannot understand

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chickeninoven 17 points ago +17 / -0

Issue is, the more people who know you've not taken the shot, the more potential snitches who will identify you as an enemy should things go that way.

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O_A_N 3 points ago +3 / -0

And vice versa. (enemy vs ally)

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excellent point!

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Dessert_Eagle 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just say you got it, but remember that they cannot access your medical records without a court order. Even if you somehow become a big name conservative influencer to hit the MSM, that's still unlikely to happen, as they at best were only able to get Trump's very old tax returns.

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O_A_N 8 points ago +8 / -0

I refuse to say I got it. Hopefully my open refusal may help some who are on the fence to realize not everyone is getting it, and give them the strength to refuse it themselves. We also need to let everyone know that the "vaccinated" are in the minority, so the authoritarians will back off.

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Dessert_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I applaud you for your bravery, honesty, and integrity, but remember that we exist today because our mammal ancestors specialized in being great at hiding underground and tight spaces, as well as avoiding confrontations and being small, and those traits were able to avoid something with the power of 10 billion Hiroshima bombs. Sometimes, it isn't always being big and tough that wins or survives.

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censored4wrongthink 14 points ago +14 / -0

exactly how i described the world we live in to my wife lol

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SupremeDearLeader2 38 points ago +38 / -0

I identify as vaccinated. Don't be a bigot !!

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BrewSwillis 32 points ago +33 / -1

If somebody asks me if I'm vaccinated, while shopping maskless, my response will be: "Isn't everybody? Why are you still wearing a mask? Are you not vaccinated?"

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Covfefe_Commando 21 points ago +21 / -0

Top Kek! Add in "And stay away from me, you filthy mask-wearing anti-vaxxer!!!" And then walk away...

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BemorePcCuntyFagFace 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vaccination does not stop the spread according to them. Non of this makes any sense.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a vaccine, so of course it doesn't. At best, it just reduces symptoms.

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BemorePcCuntyFagFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t understand their narrative. If it doesn’t prevent the spread, and masks are meant to prevent the spread, why would vaccinated people be told not to wear masks?

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Stanwyk74 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would just ignore them until i have to punch them.

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Bouldabassed 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the way lmao

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2008RonPaul2012 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Is your hymen intact? Prove it."

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Italians_Invented_2A 28 points ago +29 / -1

Beautiful art!

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paramajik 18 points ago +18 / -0

I absolutely love this guys stuff!

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bootsy_two_scoops 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone asked him how many times he was going to recycle the same comic template. I think he took that as a challenge.

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ParticleCannon 8 points ago +8 / -0

As long as they keep recycling the same arguments, the same format applies

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TheContrarian2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like his stuff as well.

More here I guess... https://www.instagram.com/gprime85/?hl=en

GPrime85 is his handle.

Dammit, screw instagram. I refuse to visit a page that forces me to join. Here's his stuff on another site...

https://ifunny.co/tags/gprime85

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msannthrope 27 points ago +27 / -0

I told a WalMart slave at the door, "I can't wear a mask (or, get a vaccine, by implication) because it might hurt my baby!" I'm 64, but I self-identify as a 25yo supermodel...

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PaigeAshley 24 points ago +24 / -0

Unvaccinated is the new Sexy!

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DarkDrai 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the comment I've been waiting a year and a half to see.

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

;)

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CmonPeopleGetReal 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pretty much.

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Ebbie8708 22 points ago +22 / -0
  1. go f— yourself. Unless you are providing me with medical care, my med history is none of your business.

  2. go f— yourself.

  3. if this step is needed, see step 2.

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THE_MAGAZORD 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'll always have a soft spot for Ben Garrison, but this artist is next level. Easily my favorite cartoonist.

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Norwayhastrolls 17 points ago +17 / -0

I tell them I got all three vaccines in both arms

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Whitespace 10 points ago +10 / -0

You only had three of them? That's irresponsible.

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Norwayhastrolls 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s cause I’m a racist obviously

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603win 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta catch ‘em all

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

My favorite thing about maskers: they can't stop themselves from getting in your face about how you're going to kill them by walking further than six feet from them

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NADSAQ 13 points ago +13 / -0

and pulling down their mask to yell, defeating the entire specious reasoning to begin with

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SpaceCadet 5 points ago +5 / -0

And touching their face 75 times during their tirade while you haven’t touched your face all day

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DarkDrai 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Are you vaccinated?"

"Always have been."

gun

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude is feeling good!

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bluedevilga 10 points ago +10 / -0

I heard elsewhere hear that the way to tell if somebody without a mask is actually vaccinated is to ask them what they think of the 2020 election and whether or not it was valid. Based on your answer, you will know who was vaccinated.

It's this year's version of the Islamic airport problem, which was how to tell if the person coming into the United States was a jihadi. Show them pictures of Mohammed and if they try to blow themself up, put them on a plane back to the shithole. they came from.

It's a very similar litmus test.

When people ask me if I've had a vaccine, I ask them if they have herpes. "See? I knew you didn't want to have a discussion about private medical issues."

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nsbdhehe777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know someone who thinks the election was stolen and also had the vax.

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cuntard 2 points ago +2 / -0

me too. sadly my parents both bought the propaganda about the “vaccine” knowing full well the election is bullshit. my in-laws, too.

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nsbdhehe777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s a little bit of peer pressure. And if you’re older the fear is greater. For me I’m trying to be the only person left alive who didn’t take the vaccine lol

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flyover_deplorable 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've had 3 people test the magnetism and it's worked! Freaky shit! They all seem to be women so far..

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RetardMoron 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about magnetism?

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Luigi2586 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it's something about if you put a magnet where you got the shot at on your arm it sticks.

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha. I just responded to a Karen on my Nextdoor app complaining that she is afraid unvaccinated people won't follow the CDC guidelines now that stores are stopping the mask mandates in my area. I told her it's all theater anyway. Got lots of people responding, and I bet their face looks just like this.

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BLMadeMeRaysis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nextdoor is the worst. I learned that many of my neighbors are assholes. Usually that only comes to my attention during voting season.

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah it is, but I'm thankful to know just how bad people in my area really are.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I know that I have some good ones too, but there is a vocal crowd on that app that are apparently really stupid and nosy. Hell, one guy was talking about driving around and calling the cops on people that hadn't yet shoveled their snow.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's every week. Plus a complaint about dog poop here and there. One time I asked if people would please pick up after their coyotes.

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stealthboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nextdoor turned into a Facebook-like cesspool really quickly.

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adawk91 1 point ago +1 / -0

so many "gunshots" in the area whenever there's a thunderstorm rolling through, right?

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nebu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next door made this nazi asshole old lady the leader of the neighborhood who would kill posts and boss people around. Just like real life. Fuck them. i uninstalled.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch -53 points ago +2 / -55

It is, I had to go back a fake name “Gina Bash” to avoid being doxxed (Uber leftist area) and then they finally caught and banned since I sort of stupidly put Zina Bash’s face as my profile pic. But was a fun few days calling them out.

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BemorePcCuntyFagFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

You still spread the virus if you have the vaccine. So why would she not have to do everything a non vaccinated person would have to do to prevent the spread?

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thisisatestof2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Connecticut, New York and Rhode Island decided COVID magically ended today. However, Covid will still get you for two more weeks in Massachusetts.

The number of Karen’s online complaining “how will I know who is vaccinated and who is not at the grocery store, etc. I’m going to keep wearing my mask so I am safe.” Uh, If you’ve got the jabs aren’t you protected from Rona? Why are you worried about someone mask list who may not have gotten the jab?

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Uconn4xchamps34 3 points ago +3 / -0

They followed the CDC guidelines closely until they got “permission” to stop wearing masks. Now the CDC isn’t trustworthy. So many broken brains up here.

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anon09 7 points ago +7 / -0

this guy is doin great work. he cuts through to both sides.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is the beach really safe for ME if I can’t tell if YOU are wearing sunblock?!!

https://patriots.win/p/12igczUoS1/the-karen-logic-it-burns/c/

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Wolverines556 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is not accurate. She would be much fatter in real life.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 5 points ago +5 / -0

haha that dude is a total chad. I love it.

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saltyviewer123 5 points ago +5 / -0

The "abort here" tee-shirt was a nice touch!

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sir_rockness 5 points ago +5 / -0

If somebody asks tell them I don't really think that is your business... if they press ask them if they are circumcised.

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Peashout 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hell naw!"

Then laugh at them.

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MasterOfIllusions 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, I'm not vaccinated. You should stay far away from me.

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PMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

My response has just been "I am 100% immune to COVID19." Which, being physically fit and in good health, I fully believe to be true.

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Wintergreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Are you vaccinated?"

"Fuck off"

There fixed it.

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noonthirty 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's right. No point in being nice.

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SaltyTrumpSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m a Transvaxite

" One who identifies as having been vaccinated even though not actually been" I’ve decided I’m a transvaxite and you are a bigot if you don’t accept me for who I am.

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 5 points ago +5 / -0

My info is protected by hippa..... for now

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LokiVariant 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well that’s weird and wild stuff

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Parunner4 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm just gonna wear a bandaid on my shoulder this summer.

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rcstl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better yet, put it on your cloth sleeve! The should tilt and reboot!

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Braineack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Captured the accurate and ironic lifting-of-the-mask in order to speak and everything!

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Godred_Crovan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m transvaxinated, don’t question my lived experience, BIGOTS

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prove deez nuts

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ShittersFull 4 points ago +4 / -0

As Hank Hill once said, "I'm just looking for an ass to kick."

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pigeontoadie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't need to prove it. And asking is a HIPAA violation.

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even better, I would like for the people who think they have actually been vaccinated prove it.

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frankblank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love the artwork.

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Climber61 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have had the chance to say "prove I'm not" several times since friday as they walk away i sa now fuck off juuuuuust so they can hear it

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Trythisagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

It will be just like that, spot on!

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I identify as vaxxgender”

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jimzumaca 2 points ago +2 / -0

If someone having a Y chromosome can identify as a woman, I can identify as vaccinated. The science is settled.

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Sabina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make me.