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Trilby 224 points ago +227 / -3

Mostly gibberish! That's our fake president. smh

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jpower 101 points ago +103 / -2

Biden always did weird things on campus with visiting elementary school classes

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Anaconda 5 points ago +5 / -0

his proper nickname is pedo joe

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bootsy_two_scoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like making the kids play with his leg hair?

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jpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Much much more than that

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BewareOfThePug 69 points ago +69 / -0

as soon as he said "heh, man ill tell you what......" I could hear Jen Psaki saying "shit, stay on message you potato"

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durkadurka 22 points ago +22 / -0

"They laughed, give 'em a little more of the ol Joe they love"

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 25 points ago +25 / -0

Joe. "You stupid bastards!"

At a bunch of graduate cadets I think.

You know how giddy Joe gets around little boys.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Giggity!”

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pepex 3 points ago +3 / -0

hmmmm......what topic?

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TwistG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right? I thought I heard something about driving cars around campus but I dunno.

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CJGibson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was about dipping your ring in crown park. If you havent dipped your ring in crown park yet, what the hell are you doing with your life? lol

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feinsteins_driver 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think they have some type of device hidden that gives him a jolt when he gets of script?

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KekistanPM 51 points ago +51 / -0

Leftists: "Such timeless wisdom!"

MSM: "Biden knocks it out of the park with another stirring speech!"

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Tookens 12 points ago +12 / -0

Far too negative of a tone.. Dear leader must be venerated...

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Nellie_the_Beaut 8 points ago +8 / -0

“So refreshing for those military graduates to have a real leader they can respect again!”

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slurring

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're worse than Soviet pravda as they become propaganda outlets by choice.

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Brotherhoodlum 44 points ago +44 / -0

He hasn't operated a vehicle on a public road since at least January 20, 2009. Presidents and Vice Presidents both current and past are prohibited from driving.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/28/presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive.html

Joe's truck is being operatwd from the passenger side.

https://c1.jsos.pw/ppkey/fget/pic8/upload/Y90zfUnsqj.png

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Haitianbychoice360 8 points ago +8 / -0

Had no idea. Thanks!

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if this is a standard thing during development.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

So Trump broke the law driving that gold cart? Sweet.

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saltyviewer123 4 points ago +4 / -0

He must be low on hair niffing chemicals.

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codesherpa 137 points ago +141 / -4

Something about a ring dance and dipping his crown outside. He mentioned something about sitting a child car seat. Don't spend too much time trying to piece this together, our brains are still functional so what he is saying won't make any sense.

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basedvirginian 51 points ago +52 / -1

I feel like I just got brain damage trying to understand him through your summary

I don’t like the Potato :(

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Flipakademsarepedos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same and me neither: 🥔

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bluntedaffect 2 points ago +2 / -0

His brain disease spread by droplets.

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PNWgirl 40 points ago +40 / -0

His speeches are like a Beck song. Gettin crazy with the cheese whiz! Someone should put it to music like Loser. I mean, he is selected resident. He lost the election.

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Neonlightdistrict 40 points ago +40 / -0

"iiiiiiiiiiiii've got hairy leegggsss, I'm the potato baby, so why don't you shill me"

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Gadsden 24 points ago +24 / -0

Forces of good in a clown-world nightmare Ban all the conservatives with a phony insurrection 'Cause one's viking and the old lady's got a flag One's stole the podium, Ashley babbit's in a bag We got the clown shows and the hunter dick-job......

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loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah it's great!

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Gadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replied to the wrong message. Hahaha

Was afraid the hunter part was too much. Need a shower after typing it. Hahaha

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Gadsden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe went too far.....

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acebart3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Drive by forced communism!

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Kalon 4 points ago +4 / -0

hired!

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Bazzellle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh you just rewrote ZZ Top's song "Legs" for me.

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603win 1 point ago +1 / -0

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT. GOOD JOB

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Faintlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling John Ward!

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songman727 2 points ago +2 / -0

theres a song with a guy on a ukelayle (sp), on youtube called "no, biden", i think. pretty catchy tune....damn good playing...

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thisisatestof2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Howie Carr played a bunch of clips from this disaster today. At one point he said something to the effect of they were a boring or low energy group and hos signature "come on man" that got a cringe laugh.

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MICHIGANisRED 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trying to decrypt potato speak is more unhealthy than taking the jab.

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DX5_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think I figured it out. When you go to the academy you park your car on campus, but you don't get to use it much because you're not allowed to leave. He had trouble watching his car sit there. A ring dance is a big social event at the naval academy. When a midshipman gets his class ring it's dipped in the water from the seven seas.

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codesherpa 4 points ago +4 / -0

You ever hear of a Horse Whisperer? You are our Biden Whisperer. 😀

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

apart from the ring stuff i understood it the first time lol

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

That makes so much more sense than what I thought.

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turdfurgeson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought he said " may i mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

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Zskills 109 points ago +153 / -44

He's obviously referring to some local custom.

Everyone in the audience knows what he's talking about. Can we PLEASE not do the stupid dance of twisting out of context clips?

They did this to Trump all the time and it pissed me off. Now I'm seeing pop up here, for Biden. Annoying AF

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Jonny 71 points ago +80 / -9

Upvoted for being unbiased even though the sleepy fuck deserves it

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brundlefly777 37 points ago +42 / -5

I begrudgingly must agree. Fuck Joe Biden, but this is not why he's horrible.

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rebbel 32 points ago +45 / -13

The worst part of this site is how much people profess to follow the Truth but circlejerk stupid shit like this. Then everyone has to say some stupid meme to keep the lube flowing...

Fuck off with this back to facebook.

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ALargeRock 6 points ago +9 / -3

This site is constantly brigaded from other sites. Since they are here for a purpose (throwing the narrative off, causing in-fighting, disinformation) then they are dedicated to interacting with the site as much as possible to do such.

The only way to counter it is to MAGA the fuck out of it. Interact; downvote or upvoted as you see best, push good content up and bad content down, challenge people that try to brew in-fighting or hate.

Mods can only do so much.

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BostonVoter 21 points ago +45 / -24

You honestly believe what you wrote? I have family that was there... nobody knows what he was talking about.. he doesn't know anyone there! He just came to talk like a babbling idiot. You suck

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x79q3pb 13 points ago +17 / -4

You murdered him in broad daylight.

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spezisapedo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

nice.

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Henry_Cuntmantle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how you just threw "you suck" at the end there.

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Norwayhastrolls 8 points ago +14 / -6

We do as we please.

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BahamaDon 52 points ago +57 / -5

On the Saturday before Graduation, the Ring Dance provides the first official opportunity for 2nd Class Cadets to wear their class rings. At the dinner, the cadet’s escort receives the ring. At the dance, each couple proceeds to the Ring Monument where the escort dips the ring into a bowl containing waters from the world’s seven oceans. This is the “Christening” of the rings and acknowledgement that the cadet’s 1st class year awaits.

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Maga2020Maga2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

A normal human could say what you typed, Joe Potato has zero chance.

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NC_patriot -43 points ago +14 / -57

The what's the Crown park that he mentions?

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bluto36 19 points ago +19 / -0

thats where you park you car on the thing you know the thing... CMon man

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A_Faggot_Will_Ban_Me 35 points ago +36 / -1

"I will lead an effective strategy to mobilize TRUINERNASHUFADEPRESSURE!¡¡!!"

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Norwayhastrolls 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m gonna us that as my WiFi ssid

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Password

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dirtymikeandthebois 22 points ago +23 / -1

I don't know. Haven't listened to a word he's said.

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AlphaNathan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha, so true. Wife: "Can you believe what Biden said??" Me: "Didn't hear it, don't care."

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Mona1950 18 points ago +19 / -1

This is a great channel. Short clips of retards.

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UpTrump 14 points ago +16 / -2

I understand him here... He's talking about how cars are allowed but can't be driven (is this at a military academy?) and a ring dance tradition.

There are much better clips to choose from

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A_Faggot_Will_Ban_Me 10 points ago +11 / -1

I must reluctantly agree...

We must not fall into the same trap as the Left.

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couranto 1 point ago +5 / -4

Lol ok clown. Let’s not be like the left as they take over the entire system.

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Faintlight 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, out-left the left until they finally see what hypocrites they are.

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spezisapedo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is NOT how it would work. They would just say we are stupid for not getting what he is talking about. They would NEVER be self aware enough to go back and watch the same Trump videos they took out of context.

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BasedOnWhat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's at the Coast Guard Academy in New London Connecticut.

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NavySTG 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he was making reference to Hunter dipping his helmet into his 13 year old niece's ring. Or something. Hard to tell.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can't overstate how much I enjoy it when his one-liners fall flat and he has to laugh at himself so everyone realizes it was a joke and not another gaf.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 7 points ago +7 / -0

He makes GWB look like a Nobel laureate.

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2flathat 7 points ago +7 / -0

My niece was in this graduating class. What an idiot. She isn't woke and will serve her country well. How embarrassing to have to acknowledge and honor this has been after working so hard at her degree.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +8 / -1

Listen fat...

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elmerecido 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you a junkie?

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m not Hunter

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NotAnotherNPC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know about his specific points... but there's military academies that you can drive to as a "student", park it, but you're not given liberty to go anywhere so the car being there is useless. Wonder if he was talking to people he was pretending to be like.

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Kramit 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a dog faced pony soldier

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malooch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean I dip my ring in crown park and have ring dances outside in cars I can't drive alllllllll the time so I duno what the heck you guys are talkin about

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TraumaHotel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn Pop

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travisestes 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ring dance? Like, native American ring dancing maybe? I'm trying give the benefit of the doubt but he just seems like he's got age related brain issues.

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MeetingAtTheDocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rain dance bro. I got you.

Ring dance is an actual dance the USCG graduates have where they dip their rings in waters "from the Seven Seas". Its just tradition stuff.

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Thatunknownguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

i dont know sounds pretty gay to me

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MeetingAtTheDocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably is, its the coast guard after all.

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spezisapedo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah the gay stuff is for after the ring lick dance.

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Basement_Dweller 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you are under 18, please watch this video so you can learn why "drugs are bad'. Mmmkay?

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Tryan 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is explaining why his entire family is drug addicted, incestuous White trash.

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funckydechunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The disrespect he's shown when ever they wheel him out is painful to watch

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Norwayhastrolls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dipping your ring. Like getting laid ?

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LokiVariant 3 points ago +4 / -1

Every potus over 70. We need to get younger in this position folks. Gaetz 2024!

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TheOne1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need my Potato decoder ring... ;-)

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j4ckp0t 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe even some new ones!

*Marxist wink.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 3 points ago +3 / -0

You weren't allowed to go anywhere in a car? This faggot is a dementia mental patient. And he wasn't fucking elected!

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Pearls_Swine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libtards are, suddenly, awfully quiet with their "I mIsS hAvInG a PrEsIdEnT tHat SpEaKs In CoHeReNt SeNTeNCeS!¡1".

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geriatric Joe at his unfiltered best. No one wonders why he doesn’t hold press conferences. They already know.

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silent_majority_LA 3 points ago +3 / -0

It... it.'s just a STUTTER!!!!!!

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mguntle 3 points ago +3 / -0

he plagiarized Pres. Reagan and didn't get the same reaction...so his audience must be dull.....

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Akula69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Quick, call in an dementia interpreter! Anyone here speak dementia?

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hibbity bibbity babbity boo!

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The_Sentinel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem with this puppet is that he has some vague notion about what he is going to say, then promptly gets lost, given that all the brain signals mash together leaving him with nothing but gibberish to say, which his vocal cords promptly try to express as best it can.

The Risident Bi-Xi-n might as well be medically dead given all the shorts and other electrical anomalies in his defective and burnt-out brain.

If only they could clone this bastard and start anew. /s. How good is the third, or fourth generation copy as compared to the original, when the original was a full plagiarist? Maybe Quid Pro Quo Joe can answer that? LOL!

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Pres-Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, simulators, you're fucking up, I want a refund.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey... Any of you bastsrds ever fuck kids? JOE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Come on man these idiots are Martians who eat salami and power plugs, now let me talk and have the negro at the gas station get my hat. God I miss bricks.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch the whole thing. even in context it makes no fucking sense -- https://youtu.be/4Pvj_IApBj8?t=2862

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

he actually goes into the "clap you stupid bastards" routine again. This clip shared isnt' even the worst part.

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ALCOloco 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTf?

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Thedude2283 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok so fuck this goober but I got super curious as to wtf he was talking about and I did a little search and found out that at the coast guard academy they have a graduation tradition among students to take their class rings and dip them into a bowl of water that has water from all 7 seas and then the students have a ring dance kinda like a prom I guess, the video was only made 3 weeks ago but it seems legit and this student seems like a nice young lady, it’s all explained at 6:42 in the video here is the link https://youtu.be/z_mL7RGUt0k

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Damaged_Dirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the real life version of the emperors new clothes, not one motherfucker there has any idea what the fuck he is talking about but they all clap like the useful idiots they are.

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Tramsec 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait to go to twitter and have people try to explain to me how it was actually a super funny joke

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why don't you stand in front of the truck and he'll tell ya

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Riolinda 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s just Joe being Joe

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

🥔 joe

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tom_terrific2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is a bad joke.

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Torrvarpen 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the type of clip they will use as base for parodies, like those Hitler rant parodies from the movie Der Untergang. It'll bring many laughs in non-English speaking countries, and English speaking countries.

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Double_Beagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goats are like mushrooms...

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BroadSunlitUplands 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what’s really wrong with this? That he wasn’t legitimately elected.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Senile Dumbfuck says WHAT?

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I though he was going to say "So y'all over 6 feet tall, man, so you can walk ashore if yer boat sinks?"

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't take it.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.