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basedtexapede 13 points ago +13 / -0

... by two shots to the back of the head from different locations and different weapons, while drinking poison and slitting his wrists, then zipping himself into a duffel bag and throwing himself into the trunk of a car, then driving the car into a lake from inside the trunk. Textbook case of suicide, nothing to see here.

DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

As is tradition