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TexasPiper 99 points ago +99 / -0

And then the rightful king returned? And killed The Usurper? And the glorious days of past returned?

If only.

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Isolated_Patriot 67 points ago +67 / -0

At the rate things are going, it'll be the King of Kings returning.

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TexasPiper 24 points ago +24 / -0

?

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nankingRoastie 9 points ago +9 / -0

The king of Qkwingzshe/him/her

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Hippopoonis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha!

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Burt_Reynolds 2 points ago +2 / -0

598 BC sacrifice stopped by Nebuchadnezzar + 1290 years = 693 AD Dome of the rock COMPLETED

693 AD + 1335 Years = 2028 AD. The last three verses in Daniel the angles tells Daniel when he will be resurrected.

The Dome of the rock was STARTED in 688 AD

688 AD + 1260 years found in revelation = 1948 AD when Israel became a nation again.

42 Months from 688 using the same year for a day key brings you to 1967 when Israel retook Jerusalem.

"Jerusalem will be trodden down by the gentiles for 42 months"

Prophetically speaking and understanding that the riddle of prophecy is a day for a year you can see that Israel becoming a nation was prophesied to the year as was the retaking of Jerusalem and also the future resurrection of Daniel.

2028 AD and the events leading up to it are why the world has become so crazy of late.

The book of Daniel also told us when Jesus would appear THE FIRST TIME. 483 years after the decree by Artaxerxes in 457 BC to restore and rebuild Jerusalem.

457 BC + 483 years = 26 AD That is when Jesus showed up the first time as was the prophecy.

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Kang of kangz?

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redditadminssuckit 8 points ago +8 / -0

(FBI enters the chat)

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Hunters laptop leaves the chat)

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

King Jesus is coming back and He will rule the Earth with a rod of iron. Following that, all those who rejected Him will face the Great White Throne judgement and be cast into the lake of fire for eternity.

A second Trump term in 2024 before that would be nice, though.

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America_Jer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ever better, the rightful king left the usurper to die at the hands of the hyenas.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christ is KING OF KINGS, and He shall return and set things right. But, in order for the analogy here cited, the rightful restorer is the son who inherits dominion...

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TownHallBall 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lion King was a documentary.

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basedvirginian 32 points ago +33 / -1

It actually was just a remake of Hamlet

So Hamlet is a documentary ?

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see a lot of these memes, do I need to watch the movie or something? Is it good?

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redditadminssuckit 19 points ago +20 / -1

Yes see the movie. This was just at the time prior to Disney completely imploding as a woke company.

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Counterforce1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Read the play

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nankingRoastie 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lion king the play is a great audiobook in braille.

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Counterforce1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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Hippopoonis 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL!

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Hippopoonis 2 points ago +3 / -1

Watch the part where Disney puts "S E X" in subliminally with Simba

https://www.subliminal-video.com/lion-king-subliminal-messages/

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aboardthegravyboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It sfx

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, great movie, even if it's for kids and has some of the typical kid stuff. Lots of good lessons in the movie.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will check it out, I'll watch or listen to anything if its unique with a good story. That's all that matters.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hamlet had a part where a traitor takes control and plunges their society into darkness by letting the barbarians at the gate in?

I don't know anything about Hamlet.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't "deboooonked" appear a lot in Shakespeare's manuscripts?

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Neonlightdistrict 3 points ago +4 / -1

There weren't any lions in hamlet, genius.

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SurfingUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You never saw when Andrew Lloyd Webber had that big hit in the West End that rewrote Hamlet crossed with Cats -- the lions were on roller skates ..... ?

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Neonlightdistrict 0 points ago +1 / -1

There weren't roller skates in medieval Europe. You guys are on crack rn.

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SurfingUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

:: wet blanket enters the chat ...

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Neonlightdistrict 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was just joking i know lion king is based on hamlet.

Timon and pumba = rosencratz & gildenstern etc.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

So is Tommy Boy

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lion King to be cancelled in 3....2....1....

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aboardthegravyboat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well they remade it with a black cast and cutting Nathan Lane's cross dressing joke

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2SmoothGQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

The animation was great and it was a cool concept. Young Simba’s voice casting was trash. Beyoncé’s singing was so out of place with everyone else. They took out a lot of the jokes and fun.

Basically they took what was originally a kids movie. Made it take itself way too seriously. Chose some shitty actors because of their skin color. Put Beyoncé in it because everyone knows her even though it just rips you from any kind of immersion. All for the sake of “wokeness”. It’s sad. I’m sure Disney has always been a piece of shit company but Lion King was still a part of my childhood. Why does wokeness have to ruin everything...

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

John Oliver as the naggy bird was perfect casting because it captures his essence so completely

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

No that would be Idiocracy

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YourOwnGreatGrandma -1 points ago +4 / -5

Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer

I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board

So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

Not a coincidence. Disney has been brainwashing kids with Marxist revolution propaganda for decades.

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3Picks2Terms1Man 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know that's the villain song, right? The guy we're meant to be rooting against?

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TownHallBall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. This is degenerate shit right here. Thanks pede.

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chickeninoven 34 points ago +34 / -0

Are you saying Trump Jr is going to go into exile, befriend a big black woman and a midget, then come back in 10 years and set things right?

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edxzxz 45 points ago +45 / -0

The odds that our current timeline has that exact scenario play out is not zero.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

But Pumba wasn't a woman

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basedvirginian 10 points ago +10 / -0

In the clownworld he is

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're ahead of schedule then. He already went off and did his hedonistic self-discovery journey as a bartending ski bum. I think he's ready now.

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aboardthegravyboat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm ok with this.

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TanfoglioStock2 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’ve seen leftist claims that Scar is obviously gay and this is villainized and that hyenas are Joggers and that why the lions cause them to be underprivileged.

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redditadminssuckit 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy who voiced that character is an actor named Jeremy Irons. And actually a very talented actor that used to be based but he's caved as of late

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rageous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeremy Irons was great in Margin Call.

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ObongoForPrison2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

"I just hear that name and I shudder..."

DONALD TRUMP

"Ohhhhhh...do it again."

DONALD TRUMP...DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP!

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MR_ROBOT1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like how Disney is super woke now but they had hyenas marching like Nazis with Scar as Hitler.

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ubermk3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Democrats want you to know that Scar's dark colored mane is racist.

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ModsBanPaleos 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is racist. Blacks and Mexicans enrich our culture through diversity. Mollie tobbets dad said it best “think of all the great food theyve brought us!”

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +4 / -2

Did he actually say that or you're just joking?

In this clown world in unable to distinguish memes from reality

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ModsBanPaleos 2 points ago +2 / -0

He said it

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Then the hyenas ate him because he didn't give them what they promised and saw him for the letting opportunist that he was

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jdog 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is Simba Don Jr.?

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resemblelife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Barron maybe

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +2 / -1

DeSantis?

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LetsNukeChina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Real life does not always have happy endings

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TraumaHotel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Communism

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its hard to believe that movie's only 88 minutes long.

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pelosis_liver 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn’t like that part. That part was scary.

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Julia_J 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember when Don Jr posted this on his Instagram story.

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FishStickIsles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Scar sniff the cubs too?

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

C’mon man! Fresh baby hyenas only.

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Counterforce1 2 points ago +2 / -0

WAIT UNTIL WE ARE ESCORTING THEM INTO THE LIGHT THAT EVERYTHING TOUCHES

?

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Forgotmypass666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facebook fact check: FALSE

Scar didn't "cheat" he committed rub of the mill perfectly normal murder.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snopes: The claims that Scar cheated have been thoroughly debunked, and the baseless allegations by the MAGA monkeys that Simbas father was thrown to his death are laughable conspiracy theories with no concrete evidence.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

That movie had a good ending: everything was burned and then life returned to normal under the true king.

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Hippopoonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you disrespect Hyenas like that? :)

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Stolen 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Kamala is a laughing Hyena.

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dontdrinksoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left think they're the good guys though. That's the big problem. They've been completely indoctriated, and brainwashed. They think they're fighting the Nazis. They don't know that they're the Nazis. LOL. They're literally supporting terrorist groups that want to kill Jews, but to them the conservatives are Nazis.

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CJBarnacle 0 points ago +1 / -1

You should stop posting this "nazi" cringe and actually look into what Hitler said about the globalists.

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Mr_MysteryCake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nuh-uh! How dare you insult Scar! He was extremely wise!

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mclsusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait! Didn't woke Disney say that?

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Neowolfe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember someone warning us of international hyenas before.... forgot his name. He was very passionate about it too....

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scar is actually short for Scarbaum

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it was Scarowitz.

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The CG version of this movie had no soul.

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codesherpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baron Trump would be Simba. We can't wait that long though, the hyenas are already wrecking everything and one of them is vice president (her laugh is a dead giveaway). Who's idea was it to cast Biden as Scar.

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Neonlightdistrict 0 points ago +1 / -1

Little known fact: female hyenas have dicks.

Symbolism is on point.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not exactly, they have a giant clit shaped like a dick.

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