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Littleirishmaid 131 points ago +132 / -1

I’ve put on about 10 pounds this past year. I hate it.

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Donger-Lord2 149 points ago +151 / -2

Lose some weight, fatty.

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basedvirginian 108 points ago +108 / -0

We love constructive bullying 💕

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TrumpLovinJew 56 points ago +56 / -0

bEcaUse YoU dOnT uNdErStAnd MoDeRn BeAuTy sTanDArDs, BiGot.

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JoeNotErotic 42 points ago +42 / -0

The modern beauty standard is no standards lol

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kkthxk 32 points ago +32 / -0

How have you guys put on weight with all the stress of this year, lol. January was like watching the death of a loved one, couldn't eat right for weeks...

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JoeNotErotic 26 points ago +26 / -0

I haven’t put on weight at all. I’ve been working out non-stop in my house just doing push-ups, abdominals, and various dumbbell with cardio preparing to flee this communist shithole Canada :/

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deleted 22 points ago +22 / -0
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WeirdScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing will change how I live, I've determined that a while ago.

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TrumpLovinJew 2 points ago +2 / -0

rAciSt.

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Kinestron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anybody save that picture? User deleted their account, not just the picture, but their whole account...weird considering it was getting upvotes.

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Sphinx3peat 22 points ago +22 / -0

I lost 90 pounds because of the relentless insults I received from my brothers.

They saved my life.

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Jabron661 32 points ago +32 / -0

When I was a young man, I was running around getting into shenanigans with my friends, I was the only fat guy.

As we were climbing around the alleys downtown, seeing if we could get on roofs and such, they all kind of shimmied up a ledge and I was last in line, and I couldn't make it up, due to my fatness.

I made a comment, something like hold up guys, some of us are a bit heavier and can't pull that off.

One of the guys made the comment "and that's our fault how?" as they kept on going up having fun and shit.

At first i was kind of butt hurt about it, but I went on as best I could and didn't really say anything else about it.

But later that night after we went home I started to dwell on it again, and decided from then on, I would do something about being a fat guy and having to hold back and miss out on things.

Long story short (too late) I went on to lose about 60 pounds, and we (my friends including the one who made the comment) went on to form a punk band, got good enough to play some shows and got along really well with the ladies, had a great remainder of my years as a young single man.

All because someone called me out about my fatness, changed my life, literally, I met my wife though band friends, and we have been married for 30 years now, 3 kids, etc, etc.

And now you know,... the rest of the story.

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slowmotrin 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really doubt a lot of people could even take that moment in the way that you did. Yes, it was kind of shitty for your friend to say that to you, but you took it and you turned it around, while most people would just wallow in pity for the rest of their life, not to mention go on to social media and seek a pity.

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nutup_orshutup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth isn’t mean. It’s Truth.

-Andrew Breitbart

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projectarcturus1 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a hell of a success story. Great job!

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek+++

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anotherthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many of us were punk back in the 1980s. I've noticed a few people on here and in other places that mentioned they were punk when they were kids.

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US3RNAM3 11 points ago +11 / -0

I bet you can't kill a 2 liter in that fashion!

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

I used to be able to kill five cans of it in one day...but not anymore. I drink more water than anything else now. Good thing too; I'm lucky that enjoying soda so much for years did not ruin my health in any noticeable way. However it may catch up with me one day.

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daveyistheman 11 points ago +11 / -0

It shouldn't do anything to you long term as long as you are drinking healthier now. Sugar in moderation is just fuel, too much sugar is stored as fat. It's the fat that soda produces that is most of the health problem. You can drink 5 cans a day as long as you are burning it all off that same day. Problem is, it's nearly impossible to burn that much sugar in a day

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Snipthetipandsip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Knew a guy I worked a festival with. This guy would only drink soda. We would be out in the sun, building picnic tables, everyone's sweating bullets, I'd go for a water run, and this guy wants a coke. Thin as a stick. He also did a lot of drugs, and boasted about sleeping with hookers. His nick name was Pirate. He sure fit that role.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +7 / -1

Overdosing on H2O is one of my secrets. Keep your body hydrated and flushed.

Sucks peeing all the time, but it's worth it.

My guilty pleasure is to pour a splash of organic lemonade on top of a glass of icewater.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

I drink Huel sometimes. When I do, it's like a water pill for 24-48 hours. I like getting all the vitamins and fiber, but I don't like waking up at 4 am because my bladder is ready to break like a dam.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never heard of Huel. Interesting. Will look deeper into it, but I'm a natural food guy.

Only supplements are protein, fish oil, and zinc.

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bratt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too much information but I love peeing. At 60 yo i can still pee over the top of a car. Though when I take the mandatory drug test for work, I don't drink all day and work hard and hot. I love handing them the cup full of orange juice. LOL

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of TMI. That's just meaningless spiteful rebellion.....and I like it.

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nutup_orshutup 2 points ago +2 / -0

For those reading this who are not in the over 50 category, this is impressive.

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Kpstyles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or kill a bottle of ranch

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF is the salad dressing for? I can tell they are not eating salad. Don't tell me they are using it on the table top pizza, OH Wait. Why don't they just pour corn syrup and melted lard on top?

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Kn33l2Dominion 4 points ago +4 / -0

You've never dipped pizza in ranch before? You're missing out. Almost as good as straight mayo.

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bratt 1 point ago +1 / -0

One look at this picture, when I eat pizza I'm dipping it in pure volcano lava hot sauce. I like to eat, when I go to a buffet I look around. Seeing the land walruses limits me to one plate maybe two.

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Kpstyles 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s dipping that pizza in it. My old roommate in college used to do that. It was gross but she was also only 110 lbs.

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-FLoRiDaMaN- 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm impressed lol

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Tookens 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tough love and high standards..

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Totally_Not_FBI 10 points ago +10 / -0

My Body My Choice!

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I say in the mirror every morning.

#motivation

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +5 / -7

Losing weight is the easiest thing in the world. It literally just requires you to not do something. Instead of doing something, you don't do it. Done.

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Burning 45 points ago +45 / -0

Me too. Funniest part of the photo is she is unwrapping a bottle of ranch.

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Whoopies_tds 19 points ago +19 / -0

What are you some type of bigot? Everyone mixes ranch dressing with their coke

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nah shes drankin that bottle straight.

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BillionsAndBillions 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like to wash down a mouth full of ranch with a while slice of pizza.

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donaldismydad 4 points ago +4 / -0

those kitchen table chairs must be crafted from petrified wood from the cambrian age in order to withstand land-whale compression!

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Gmama2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think she is just gonna chug the ranch.

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Ponysoldierpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

And its probably “Light Ranch”, because you know she is trying to watch her figure and all.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

She just drinks it like a Squeeze It

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ick.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Legalize Ranch!

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TraeSnoozy 10 points ago +10 / -0

It basically means the pizza is a salad.

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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 8 points ago +9 / -1

Anything’s a salad with enough ranch.

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visorak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to the midwest, amiright?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

No veggies on it.

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tomato sauce is veggies aren't it?

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TrumpLandslideWon202 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently tomatoes used to taste sweet until they got mass produced and that aspect was "bred" out.

So... they were a fruit.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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Xal1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Micheal Obama logic right here

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least three

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I missed that.

Buddy used to do ranch with pizza, but he was a top notch athlete and got away with it.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I had enough muscle that I could consume calories like that 😅😅

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I was in my earlier 20's, I could put down a whole 18' pizza and a 12 pak and never gain a lb.

Now? Pizza is a very rare treat, and I rarely make it to 6 beers. Freakin lightweight I've become.

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ATK69 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know that bottle didn’t make it.

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Xal1 2 points ago +2 / -0

F

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Rockonanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally. Gleefully unwrapping that bottle. Like a kid at Christmas. It's a little bit frightening, actually.

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BigPanda71 24 points ago +25 / -1

Get to work. I was obese before last year and put on another 20 pounds or so with telework and lockdown. I’m down over 40 pounds since the first week of February. Still have about 70 pounds to go before I’ll be happy with it, but I’m putting in the hard work to get it done.

If my fat ass can do it then so can you. I believe in you (and I’m not saying that sarcastically. If you want it you can do it).

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Littleirishmaid 11 points ago +12 / -1

I now weigh 130.

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BigPanda71 7 points ago +7 / -0

The number doesn’t really matter if you’re not happy with it (within reason of course). If you want to lose that 10 pounds then do it.

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DeafPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, even 10 lb can help your mental health and you feel much happier, I know I've been there.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to mention the negative health impacts of belly fat.

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Littleirishmaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup. Yard work will help. Been working too much, is all.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tough crowd. Hang in there!

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Gmama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're gonna have to change your name to Skinny Panda! Great work.

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TrumpTrain425 2 points ago +2 / -0

GET IT!

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Imransgarage 13 points ago +13 / -0

You and the mod you rode in on should be banned permanently for subjecting me to this.

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TrumpLovinJew 12 points ago +12 / -0

Holy shit! Their kitchen is tiny compared to that pizza.

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +2 / -1

Read my other comment.

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Littleirishmaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes!

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FreddyThePatriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Disgusting

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fuckfortysix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Identifying the problem is half the battle.

Heres a pizza, kek.

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JudicialDredd 41 points ago +41 / -0

The age of American decadence needs to end. We won't hit the nearest star at this rate. Fuck em. If total economic collapse is needed to trim the fat..heh, well shit I'm ready. The number of overweight Americans versus people who can run a mile....well, glad I've been working out.

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Cyer6 18 points ago +18 / -0

If the trucker and personnel shortages in industries like warehousing continue, there just may be food shortages in certain parts of the country. I'm not sure where that would occur but my first guess would be the blue states.

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basedvirginian 18 points ago +18 / -0

Food prices are already skyrocketing here because they can’t hire people to work in the warehouses...

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NotTheAntifederalist 16 points ago +16 / -0

They need to get those fucking Mexican children out of those FEMA camps and into the fields to pick my shit.

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Cyer6 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm going to take a guess but I bet this is why Abbott here in TX stopped all covid related unemployment this past week. There are "Hiring Now" signs everywhere and things need to get done.

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IndianDad 6 points ago +6 / -0

If these two ladies get jobs somewhere, I hope they have reinforced floor joists. I can’t imagine their sofas surviving long with that kind of abuse. Toss them in the back of a uhaul and drive em down to Houston to see the fatty doctor. Either that or just take them to Galveston and throw them into the Gulf.

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Cyer6 15 points ago +15 / -0

Most of them are on permanent Social Security disability even though they've probably never contributed a dime to that system.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'd raise sea level six feet

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even over decade ago I knew I was living in an age of historic decadence that may not last forever, and once in a big while I would just marvel at the supermarket shelves as if it were my first time there.

When we had the shortages last year, I thought back to those times I was thankful, and I didn't feel like complaining. If anything, while waiting in a long line I was a little concerned that someone around me would just flip out and have a breakdown.

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Fluffy_Indigo 10 points ago +10 / -0

The breakdowns will come when they show up at the store and have to leave with nothing.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 8 points ago +8 / -0

No nation has ever survived after the period of decadence. They'll all collapsed.

Look up the 7 stages of nations.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 6 points ago +7 / -1

If there's no food, you're going to want to be fat like those chubbies. Your body can survive for months with just water and that 200 lbs of blubber.

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DangleBarry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty much, although you'd need some vitamins.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 2 points ago +2 / -0

We were closer to reaching the nearest star in the 60s with the Orion project than we'll ever be again.

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massivehairycleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think of the extra fuel and thrust it would take to accelerate a space vessel full of whales...

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randylaheydidit 26 points ago +27 / -1

10 bucks says she'll squirt the ranch in her mouth

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Fluffy_Indigo 15 points ago +15 / -0

And then under her armpits and around her neck.

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chickeninoven 13 points ago +13 / -0

10 bucks says she'll squirt

That's something I never want to read again.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I say she twists the cap off and chugs.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's for the pizza, the entire bottle.

I know a dude who does this, he's not fat, it's still gross.

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Shmioighan 25 points ago +25 / -0

That brings back some memories. College, trying to get over 200lbs and break a deadlift plateau, a nightly little caesar's pepperoni pizza dipped in olive oil and followed with a protein shake, all in under twenty minutes and right before bed so I would sleep through the gastric distress.

At least it worked, lol. I miss that 20yr old metabolism and healthy knees.

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Coolgenner 15 points ago +16 / -1

And you finally managed to pull that 135 off the floor!

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FreddyThePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's wrong with your knees

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knees don't last forever.

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fat50 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's this thing called life. For me, it was the year I turned 43. The fucking things just got all stiff and haven't been the same since. I'm average height and a muscular 200 lbs. See, your knees don't give a shit if those 200 lbs are muscle or fat.

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SkeletorsTeeth 22 points ago +22 / -0

Fat shaming in a non ashole way needs to come back...."you are very obese and you are going to die young and/or be a burden to society if you dont lose weight" ...because they love wearing masks for others...lose weight for others

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FreddyThePatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

In an asshole way is way better

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BigPanda71 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at what happened to the chick from Biggest Loser when she dared say that Lizzo wasn’t healthy, in a very nice way. She may as well have called her a fatty, with all the flack she took

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SkeletorsTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly....no reason to sink to their level since they dont understand subtlety

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why do so many black men go for the white fatties???

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Rockonanon 13 points ago +13 / -0

That is totally a thing where I live. And I don't know why, but they are almost always blonde.

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FreddyThePatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wow I haven't seen a black man who was blonde since Dennis Rodman

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FreddyThePatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because black fatties are worse obviously

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because jogger women behave like stupid men, and no good white guy would date a fat bitch anyway. They're the easiest each other can get

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ErockHawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where Dem wyte WOMANZ @ nigga???

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basedvirginian 16 points ago +17 / -1

Are you saying that a gigantic pizza with a liter of coke for dinner isn’t healthy?! Next you’re gonna tell me that 2 + 2 = 4

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ain't that like 2 liters?

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basedvirginian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oof you right! I don’t drink soda so I’m rusty with measurements 😅

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

No sodas in my house either, the closest the kids get is juice with sparkling water. No sugar chemical crap

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Pinochet_Was_Right 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s okay.

It’s diet

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basedvirginian 10 points ago +10 / -0

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke”

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FreddyThePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Technically it's all diet. Just an unhealthy one.

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GEOTUSMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where can I order a pizza that large?

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Gmama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG STOP with the math. Math is racist. 2+2=n word.

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Bigjay 14 points ago +14 / -0

If they hook up with a black guy,. Does he quality for government aid. As a farmer??.

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Bigjay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two heifers in the kitchen is worth. Well whatever the gubmint pays

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basedvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shieeet mane we fukkin da white bitch!

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if he feeds the pig.

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TheTelltaleFly 14 points ago +15 / -1

She’s opening the ranch dressing. Bet they use the whole bottle.

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LawfulSilentMajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why she has to open a new one. Finished off the last one with yesterday's pizza.

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TrumpChampBelt 11 points ago +11 / -0

On this episode of "my 9000 lb life"

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Above 9000

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Bigjay 10 points ago +10 / -0

That cooker has never been used. That bitch is adding salad dressing to what?????? That bitch is sucking on a coke bottle like she just got her stimulus cheque and never had brand name goods before. That belly is so big my kid wants to rent it at his next birthday party. Who's the malnourished mofo in the background they're holding hostage as a snack for later. And if Popeye's did chicken wings like they do bingo wings,. How many pots of hot sauce, sorry not pots .... I meant buckets. Would they come with.

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Coolgenner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ranch on pizza is a southern thing. Has been for 30 years.

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Bigjay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I know you are lying,. The south never had ranch or pizza 30 years ago.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stole this:

The ranch and pizza combination is known to be most popular in the Midwest, but people have been known to dip pizza in the good stuff everywhere from Texas to California. The final frontier is the East Coast, where many pizza joints don’t carry ranch dressing, and those that stock it, do so begrudgingly.

But I believe one day everyone will come to their senses and when you leave with a to-go pizza, there will be a cup of ranch tucked in the box.

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Bigjay 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hate these people as much as those who want pineapple on their pie.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about ranch on a pineapple pizza!

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Bigjay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember that Danny de Vito meme? Then I started shooting

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RealWomenLoveTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. I'll take anything on a pizza except fish or fruit.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawaiian pizza rocks. I was there when it was invented. Of course that was when I was in College, and I haven't had it since ...

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TheDoughyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ranch is the only thing that lets the cardboard pizza slide down after big Mike got his hands on the school lunches.

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Bigjay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Child abuse

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FreddyThePatriot 1 point ago +3 / -2

I don't care what food people choose to eat and do not hate them for it.

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Bigjay -4 points ago +1 / -5

And your handshake proves you shouldn't be here. You're probably a vegan that thinks meat eaters should switch to bugs. Go fuck a lettuce you commie

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ErockHawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Ranch" is a shortened slang version of the older and longer name BUTTER MILK RANCH DRESSING.

look up how buttermilk is rendered and I bet you won't ever eat ranch again. It's LITERALLY one of the most unhealthy things sold in grocery stores.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to make our ranch dressing at work. Dump an entire gallon of mayo and 2 cartons of buttermilk into the mixer, add the seasoning, mix.

I still like ranch though.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dutch love buttermilk. That would explain the big asses on Dutch women.

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cornpop_1988 10 points ago +10 / -0

Diabeetus

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Coolgenner 6 points ago +6 / -0

With pepperoni and sausage.

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cornpop_1988 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a liter of coke...and a bottle of ranch dressing

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course they skipped the salad.

The only saving grace is that this photo is so old they are probably both dead now.

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cornpop_1988 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those damn free bread sticks at Olive garden got to them...

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MAGALOVER 3 points ago +3 / -0

THANK YOU for pronouncing it correctly! :)

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Pinochet_Was_Right 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s big-boned!

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Coolgenner 6 points ago +6 / -0

That gut weighs more than I do.

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OzarkianTrumper 6 points ago +6 / -0

The farts 60 minutes later! The amount of toilet paper 8 hours later! The smell from not being able to reach around to wipe!

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

They go outside and use the garden hose on each other.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddammit, you guys, that is way too disgusting.

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rr0n 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those chairs holding on for dear life.

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cornpop_1988 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're being suffocated to death underneath her big foul smelling momma ass

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be Less Liberal.

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Photo as old as the internet.

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WilliamMunny6 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pulling straight off the the 2 liter,lol

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Datamancer 4 points ago +4 / -0

That poor pizza, no chance.

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lucifer_fit_deus 4 points ago +4 / -0

A little Hidden Valley Ranch as a chaser for the Coke shot.

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GWNorthman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jabba the Hut is real. Also...WTF is with the size of that pizza? I almost thought it was Photo-shopped. Holy.

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BigPanda71 8 points ago +8 / -0

To be fair, it’s probably a party pizza you’d get for like 30 people. It’s not meant to be dinner for two

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GWNorthman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotcha. Yea...though it looks like they ate the other 28 people.

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SgtPepper29 4 points ago +4 / -0

That pizza reminds me of when the Bidens visited the Carters....

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LiterallyKaiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're so fat they could die of coronavirus twice.

Also, I love the lardwhale on the left smiling gleefully as she pries open that bottle of Ranch. As if guzzling an entire 2-liter bottle of Woka-Cola wasn't enough...

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zaia123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything would be solved if u just eat 3 ribeye a day

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eating the entire cow technically counts as eating a ribeye.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's weird to think that there's a normal-sized skeleton under all that.

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CornPop76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine having to sleep with that 🤮 not enough booze in the world to get me on top of that whale

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cornpop_1988 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one with the coke or the ranch??

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Bigjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Either way,. It's a challenging wank

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CornPop76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either one is a catastrophe

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cornpop_1988 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine getting suffocated. That's an awful way to die

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it would stink while it was happening.

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cornpop_1988 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a painful ultimate suffering way to die

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Bigjay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neither could a forklift

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cornpop_1988 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the forklift would die to be honest with you

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Bigjay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, and when she/it falls,. Call the Japanese whalers to come and deal with the blubber. That's at least 5 coffins. And forget about a grave,. Just find a pond and fill it in after

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cornpop_1988 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you'll need the ocean at that point.

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Bigjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

B b b b but,. Global warming, climate change. We can't raise sea level anymore.

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cornpop_1988 2 points ago +2 / -0

fOlLow tHe ScIeNcE you bigot!

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Bigjay 2 points ago +2 / -0

What science would that be? Paid for fauci science? Or banned science that's actually real?

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Rockonanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

"How do these people fuck?!?"

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uHateUsCuz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't they know they're supposed to be boycotting Coke ... I can't believe this people.

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Kinestron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, did anyone save that picture?

Is it common for someone to post something then delete their account? It was getting upvotes so I'm not sure why.

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey if it saves even one life we need to ban 64” pizzas 🍕

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +5 / -2

The Blob movie was re-released?

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twistedstitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

This hurts my teeth to look at her guzzling that soda.

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blacktankguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

This post is hilarious. Well done.

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JohnCocktoastin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably has a virtual pantry under than Dunlop belly

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DonLemonSucksDick 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does it even get to this point? Insanity

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slowmotrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man, I'm glad that I've kicked a lot of this type of food, I used to drink soda all the time, but I'm fitted up with clear braces now, so I've had to cut down a lot of different types of foods. It's better for you in the end.

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slowmotrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always drank it, my family had no issues with soda whatsoever, so it was always a staple in the home. Plus nearly every place you go out to eat at will have soda is an option, and if they don't, they usually have some other sort of sugary drink like lemonade or sweet tea. That was the biggest thing when I had to get off soda, because it also meant that I had to get off of other types of unhealthy food, for whatever reason soda really goes good with fried food and other types of fast food, so when you cut that out, you end up cutting out a lot of other types of unhealthy food.

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PeachFlavoredMints 3 points ago +3 / -0

that whole bottle of ranch will be used.

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Yeti2 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's gonna pour dressing on the pizza?

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T_DforTrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dip the crust in dressing or some sort of sauce.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have lost 50 pounds in the past year. . I put on weight when I stopped smoking. I highly recommend it.

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ranch it up.

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuzzball

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SyphonFilter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sodies

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got that reference, TOC. 🤣

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Quality 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hurts my chest just looking at that.

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roffelted 2 points ago +2 / -0

Want to bet they are both unemployed and on welfare

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GODwins76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey! It's my Aunts!

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BeefSupreme54 2 points ago +3 / -1

Quality shitpost

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Wcvarn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Masks are for Liberals to cover up heinous faces.

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Khryn_Tzu-TTV 2 points ago +4 / -2

I just instantly got sick. I think I might save this picture and force myself to look at it any time I'm hungry.

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DontLoseFaith 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you know the people I saw the most in public NOT wearing masks? Those sorts. The people we shut the whole country down for.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think time travelers purposely skipped this year, can't say I blame them.

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Rubberbunnies 2 points ago +2 / -0

The health care system should not cover the obese unless it’s psychological therapy or a dietitian.