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Embrace the chaos. It’s a double edged sword. (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by A_Triggered_NPC ago by A_Triggered_NPC +3449 / -1
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Choomguy 307 points ago +307 / -0

Priceless! Im gonna go with who,whom

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 253 points ago +253 / -0

Hee / Haw

Du / Du Hast

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t-ara-fan 183 points ago +184 / -1

Hee-Haw is already taken.

By AOC.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 78 points ago +79 / -1

I'm amazed there's anyone who finds that horse toothed bitch attractive. Then I remember all the simps.

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xBigCoffinHunter 42 points ago +50 / -8

Magnificent breasts. That’s pretty much it. Gotta give her that

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BeefChucker 69 points ago +71 / -2

Have you seen them? Cause otherwise you're spanking to a $200 padded bra

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tdee3000 42 points ago +42 / -0

Didn't Thomas Sowell say something about those socialist titties

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NADSAQ 27 points ago +27 / -0

“Enjoy those stretched out pancakes because there’s no real food in socialism”

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something about them lying to you.

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AgentGTO 12 points ago +13 / -1

For a dude, you can never underestimate the power of the TA-TA's.

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a_rogue_modron 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Do not be distracted by big communist titties. They exist to hypnotize you and then enslave your ass."

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was probably the whole interview for her role as a candidate. Like a porn casting couch thing.

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TP4bunghole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cartoon-sized bags of silicone aren't enough to compensate for that level of psycho.

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MICHIGANisRED 23 points ago +23 / -0

Her va jay jay has the same teeth as her food hole

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Uncle___Rico 26 points ago +26 / -0

Vagina dentata.

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MerlynTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

now that's a good movie there. Top notch acting.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gets funnier every time I see it...

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JohnLedoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

A vagina like a dinosaur. ROOAAAAR!!

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Ronpaulblican2 9 points ago +9 / -0

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

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michelleobama22 5 points ago +6 / -1

she looks my 3rd ex, the one who sucked me real good, the abusive one

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Hokage_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm amazed there's anyone who finds that horse toothed bitch attractive.

There's guys out there who have a masochist fetish for her. They want their junk raked and bitten.

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spratville 40 points ago +40 / -0

Lol.

"Already taken" makes me realize that eventually everyone will need their own unique pronouns.

We could call them, "names", and then we could invent other terms to talk to people in a less intimate, more generalized way.

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Amaroq64 30 points ago +30 / -0

Du / Du Hast is the best pronouns I've ever heard.

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MerlynTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doesn't that mean "you have".

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FormerGraveheart 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think it does! It needs 2 s's to mean hate.

You! You have! You have me!

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huh, so apparently the actual spelling of the song has one s.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would be lying if I said I understood why that is.

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Treintrientje 5 points ago +5 / -0

Du! Du hast, du hast mich...du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt! Willst du bis der Tod uns scheidet true sein fur alle Tagen? Nein!

(You! You have..You['ve asked me, you have asked me and I did not say a thing! Would you stay faithful untill death do us part? NO! )

edit, just for the keks and since we are all russian bots anyway I think we can all appreciate the Kezmer version these fellow Russians made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C04TKCce8s

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s intentionally a double meaning, I guess. In the English translation they say You Hate Me. I think that’s all any of us know.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a joke or play on words I guess.

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

does the other s affect the pronunciation or just the spelling?

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only spelling

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

So German spelling is tricky, just like English?

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Here_we_go 27 points ago +27 / -0

I was thinking of

Tee/Hee

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independentbystander 19 points ago +19 / -0

LOL

> Dindunuffin/Diddosomething

> They will need bigger check-boxes if this idea takes off!

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DJTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Switch/swim

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flip/Flop

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 8 points ago +8 / -0

/Michael Jackson has entered the chat...

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PerchingEagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

OWWW!!! Shamon.

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chahn1138 25 points ago +25 / -0

I like yours! LOLOL

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dontCensorMeBro 15 points ago +15 / -0

topkek!

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bidensmissingbrain 61 points ago +62 / -1

They/them is pretty benign since it grammatically works most of the time. To really screw with them, use I/You.

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Choomguy 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oooh, i/you like it alot!

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Moriartis 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why yes, they do like it a lot. Oh shit! I mean I/You like it a lot!

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ALargeRock 15 points ago +15 / -0

We? Do we like it? I’m so confused. What color was four?

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Friendly_B 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, that's not right! Who is making fun of they!

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Wiggly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely not. Who is on first!

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who does? You or him or her or I?

Oh shit I offended u/choomguy too.

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MICHIGANisRED 20 points ago +20 / -0

Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode: You have selected "you," referring to "me." The correct answer is "you."

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TheDTOMDon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of Tim and Eric.

“Your wife’s new legal name is: Targus Targus”

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hotdogsforsale 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Do you live in a

hole

or a

boat?"

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MasterOfIllusions 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pronouns are an abstraction of identity. This is erasure and a fairly large microaggression, so MasterOfIllusions has no pronouns. Any reference to MasterOfIllusions must be by name.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

This post has suddenly become the funniest I’ve seen on .win

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer I/me. But that's just youme.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found mine: you-me/I-you

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chinajoehasdementia 29 points ago +29 / -0

Perfect. It'll short circuit the true believers for sure. The idiocy can't be denied, but you're following the rules.

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Dingus 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is exactly what Scott Adams says to do. Embrace their stupid rules and ruin them with em. Smart dude.

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SecondProtectsFirst 10 points ago +10 / -0

Eh… people tried that with wearing multiple masks and then they just acted like that was a smart move

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chahn1138 25 points ago +25 / -0

Attack/Helicopter

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TheDTOMDon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Any time I fill out a form for my son that asks gender is put “AC130 Spectre Gunship”.

If they have any problematic hang ups about my son wanting to rain silent death on his enemies, that’s their bigoted problem.

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOVE IT

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DivineEternal1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gender: A-10 Warthog Pronouns: Brrrrrt/Brrrrrrrrrrrt

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

gender: printer

brrr/brrrrrr

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lordvon 10 points ago +11 / -1

... inb4 grammar nazis?

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

👉/👌

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Choomguy 3 points ago +5 / -2

Yeah I know. I hate those fuckers.

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King6of6the6retards 9 points ago +9 / -0

Grammar/Nazis, respect my pronouns, BiGoT.

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PerchingEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dast est linguilscheimerheizen?

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Palmertabs 145 points ago +145 / -0

Make them fear for their job for using their own made up terminology. Make them realize cancel culture and this cultural Marxism bullshit is a zero sum game.

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thelastlast 105 points ago +105 / -0

lol they wont realize anything. just destroy them any chance you get, forever.

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Goldstein2024 51 points ago +51 / -0

Yes, they will go to their grave only thinking about how this guy was lying, they are incapable of processing the idea that it's the system they set up.

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RachetQueen2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Malicious compliance!!

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Americanapplepie 94 points ago +95 / -1

BASEDAF 💯

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Chopblock 34 points ago +34 / -0

Thank You’s for them service

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Americanapplepie 9 points ago +9 / -0

😂

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FormerLibtard94 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek

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forgetthemedia 84 points ago +84 / -0

Respects my pronouns. Love it.

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mandarb916 36 points ago +36 / -0

Correction: Respect OUR pronoun...

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ALargeRock 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fucking commies

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TakenusernameA 10 points ago +10 / -0

gulag/gulagself

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

com/mies

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Datamancer 82 points ago +82 / -0

Do not fight the whirlwind, become the whirlwind. Be the voice of the whirlwind. From a really good sci-fi book 'voice of the whirlwind'.

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denkendermann 9 points ago +9 / -0

tao te ching...

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ALargeRock 4 points ago +4 / -0

What and who? No, those aren’t my pronouns.

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Based_psychologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be like water

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brassmule 75 points ago +76 / -1

Alinsky's Rules for Radicals #4: Use their rules against them.

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phandaal 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yes. It's called malicious compliance. Appear to be completely genuine. Don't insert a "gotcha" at the end. Let their own rules destroy them.

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p1smo 70 points ago +70 / -0

I want to believe.

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spratville 39 points ago +40 / -1

Even if it's fiction, a good story is worth something.

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Zskills 11 points ago +12 / -1

Came to comment the same thing

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Having worked the corporate world and interacted with various levels of stubborn virtue signaling, it’s believable.

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Yheymos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Said similar to my wife. Very satisfying and hopefully inspires to others to do it regardless.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Picture of UFO poster.

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thelastlast 46 points ago +46 / -0

I just did the same thing to someone. they appeal to authority, turn that authority against them.

weaklings can only at weak. strong people can do both if we choose. they'll find we're better at playing their game than they are.

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ciemPepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

As an actual minority I like pulling the race card on libtards in arguments lol. They short circuit and can't do anything or they would look like total racists according to their worldview.

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thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol I cant do it, it feels too powerful, it's an instant win. maybe i'll bust it out one day.

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FussyBussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

A man once told me that since I was a man (they assumed) I should keep my pro life opinion on abortion to myself.

I told him that I have a uterus so his pro choice opinion on abortion is invalid. He dropped the pretense of debate and told me I "wasn't being very nice" 🤷‍♀️

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rootGoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. It is a very satisfying strategy to cudgel them with their own blunt instruments.

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

it is very satisfying but makes me feel like a pussy at the same time.

I hope it wont always be like this. we can make it more honest, better.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use Liberal sources against them.

At worst they trust their own sources less.

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thelastlast 22 points ago +22 / -0

dude. BELIEVE ME. i wish I could. but we live in their world now. they won the long battle.

this is lowkey what The Incredibles was about.

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ComebackKing 31 points ago +31 / -0

There is more than one way to fight a battle. Yelling "charge" and running headfirst into a barrage of enemy fire will get you so far. Sometimes you must use other methods.

Now go do two Sun Tzu's before you continue to post about these matters.

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phandaal 19 points ago +19 / -0

Malicious compliance will destroy a system infinitely faster than "owning" people. Some people are just stubborn idiots and can't understand why their method fails over and over again.

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thelastlast 11 points ago +11 / -0

does it look to you like we're winning a single goddamn thing?

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ComebackKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say we are doing okay. More and more people are waking up. Look at the shot rates in the US, it's around 50%. Governments are pulling out all sorts of stupid ploys to get people their shot. People are not having it.

These election audits are going well. The MSM is resigned to the fact that the AZ audit is going to turn up a lot of fraud. Even faggot Kemp has said they will move to decertify GA if they find fraud, and they 100% will. It's not going to fix 2020 but there is progress. Look at the fall of Bill Gates. We are winning some battles.

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

tru, tru

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

i dont think we disagree on much.

i dont feel like going down swinging because i dont feel like going down. it does make me feel like a pussy alot of the time.

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Redpillgirlfrommars 12 points ago +13 / -1

Doing what the communists want is bending over and taking it while begrudgingly allowing them to slowly demoralize you because “if i just comply they’ll leave me alone” or “I don’t want to stoop to their level”. This is using their tricks against them. If you’re not in a position to “kick their crooked criminal teeth out”, you use their own agenda to fuck them over. I’d argue the latter has more lasting psychological effects, though.

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michelleobama22 3 points ago +4 / -1

thats why the batman exists, at night go in a cowl and break both their arms in a parking lot at 1am

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thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

again not a lot of us really disagree with you.

what's your plan?

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many teeth have you kicked out lately?

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uhoh. Now you’ve done it.

He’s gonna bitch about Chad_Dude attacking the messenger.

He trolls, attacks Pedes because we are not in full Batman mode then quotes Latin to deflect

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Jabblemonkey1 30 points ago +30 / -0

Excellent work!

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Japan4Salt 29 points ago +29 / -0

Yessss!

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PeteScylla 28 points ago +29 / -1

Wait 3 months then go to he/him.

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Saltyminer11 23 points ago +23 / -0

Gender fluid nonbinary

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm ferro-fluid. Pronouns Fe/Fim

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fee, Fi, Foe, Fum?

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

bin/ary

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contribulation 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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orange_dit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or he/her just to confuse the heck out of people.

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BigDickTurner 25 points ago +25 / -0

Oh yes. They honk, Georgie. They honk. And when you're down here with me - you'll honk too.

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honkpillfarmer 24 points ago +25 / -1

Fucking legendary

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

My pronouns are 10 / 10.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

With rice?

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

11/10

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Legionnaire0311 23 points ago +23 / -0

Please God tell me this is a real story.

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Legionnaire0311 15 points ago +18 / -3

Fuck yourself edgy faggot.

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Legionnaire0311 17 points ago +18 / -1

Edgy teen that just unlocked his moms laptop. Hurry up and get in one more dig before she gets back from sucking Tyrone off.

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Hullohoomans 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't tell if this exchange was satire or just the internet... I think I'll leave now. I've had enough.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a coincidence! Mine are Sire/Your Majesty!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was working on a mix of both but decided to just settle on the easier to use

Master/massa.

Let’s rub this 9v battery of racism against the wet foil of sexual confusion and see what happens.

I really want to go to HR and complain someone isn’t calling me massa.

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TGNX 16 points ago +16 / -0

Live by the woke, die by the woke.

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ShampocalypseWOW 16 points ago +16 / -0

I identify as double male so mine are hehe/shamona.

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jetsetradeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You win the internet today

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elmerecido 14 points ago +14 / -0

ALL LIVES MATTER is more inclusive than just BLM, change my mind.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

wakanda+1 white person is more inclusive than just wakanda, change my mind

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plasssticman 14 points ago +14 / -0

I warned some friends on fb that The Purity Spiral will take its early adopters down first.

How do I updoot this several times.

F around and find out has several levels.

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contribulation 13 points ago +13 / -0

"How do I updoot this several times"

Move to AZ PA MI GA WI or NH.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make MI Detroit. Historically always more votes than voters.

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ChocolateEvryday 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dominion says no.

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Moriartis 14 points ago +14 / -0

They would never try this shit at my work (trucking company, you go woke you watch all your super conservative truckers go to another company on principle alone), but if they did I would legit say my pronouns are "your majesty"/"your grace". Muh social construct, bitch.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is how we fight. Make them live up to their own standards.

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Haun_Solo0211 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jedi mind tricks at work. Atta they/them pede. Lol.

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Grilledpepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

My pronouns are Bank CEO/in charge of everything

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freewillsetstruth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol. The slippery slope of moral relativism.

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MerlynTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to use my pronouns in my Native tongue: Trompwan/ Baëlat.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Kekistani is rusty so it took me a few seconds to figure those out. They're perfect.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dotted the e to show it's pronounced in addition to the a.

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Scooby721 6 points ago +6 / -0

You magnificent bastard.

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redinmn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Good for you.

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MrCaveman 6 points ago +7 / -1

Meow / MeowMeow

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

meowmeowbeans mr winger

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Equality72521 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way. They beat us by perverting our systems. This shit can work both ways.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

now do vaccines - fake the jab and report permanent headache... free $

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should change it about ever 3 days! Gender fluid.

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's (checks watch) Ma'am!

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PapaPepe 5 points ago +6 / -1

Then everyone stood up and clapped

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell these cunts you don't use pronouns as identifiers you use adjectives. Introduce yourself as free/brave.

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ThrushLimbald 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beat your enemies to death with their own rulebooks.

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Poopyonurface 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is actually genius. Might have to eventually play this card if things get bad enough.

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27Sandino 4 points ago +4 / -0

i pray to god this is true

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ChilledCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was going to choose “normal” for mine but I’m afraid I would be attacked

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

nor/mal

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WiseOldOwl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy-Holyness. Not just for Popes anymore.

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fantasticat70 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are awesome. That just made my day!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sticking with bro/brah.

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PatriotPirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is the way.

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Zer0Fuxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take my upvote mate

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Poopybuttboy 2 points ago +3 / -1

2030: All conservatives have adopted tranny speak to own the libs at their own game. It is now accepted as normal and no one knows who is pretending and who is not, but everyone is complying regardless. Take that, libtards.

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be embarrassed to use REAL pronouns even for trolling.

I wonder if you can use others though.....say, Ford/Lincoln/Mercury. Or Chevrolet/General Motors/Buick/Cadillac.

Now that's how I would roll/troll! Can it be done? Or is there a specific format necessary for PRONOUNS?

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JoeBidensDementia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously. This is how you fight back. Use their own tactics against them.