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posted ago by Am_I_a_Coward ago by Am_I_a_Coward +18 / -1

'I tried to reason with a leftist in their native language once. But the store manager there kicked me out for "farting at the customers" while "clucking like a chicken". Now I can't go there anymore...'

Also, I am clearly the best and coolest person.

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Fitzimo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm honored it premiered on a post of mine. Also i dispute your best and coolest claim. for it is I, who is in the possession of the largest male genitalia, thus make me the coolest... and the best person here.

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me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re like, 11 right?

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Am_I_a_Coward [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists (Communists and Consumerists) sneer at childish humor, an extension of their envious hatred of all children for their youth, innocence, and purity. These are 3 things that the greedy can never steal from them, and 3 ways in which the narcissistic will always be inferior to them. Capitalists love children and childish humor, because unlike Leftists, we do not extinguish the spark of childhood within ourselves through hedonism and cruelty.

(ed: Communism and Consumerism are the exact same system. This is because governments and corporations are the exact same type of entity: a bureaucracy. Under both systems, an Egyptian-style class of priest-bureaucrats provide all and control all. Truly, the Nile and the Sun-Ra rise and fall in their appropriate courses thanks to the omnipotently magnanimous benefience of the priest-bureaucrats.)