🎈 CONGRATULATIONS! GEORGE FLOYD!!! 🎈 1 YEAR SOBER TODAY! 🥳
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I can hear the Reee in this picture.
I broke a rib! 🤣
McRib
someone needs to do a side by side comparison of the SNL skits where people mock arnold going "get aout rawroooawrowr" with the sounds floyd was making after he said "I cnat breathe".
His arnold impression was legit. Awrhoowhoarwoo.
All glory and honor to St. Floyd of Fentanyl on this sacred day.
1 year, quite the accomplishment.
Someone should tell the US Military to fly the BLM flag in his honor.
I feel really good about his chances to remain sober you guys.
He will still be voting Democrat, unfortunately.
I ate too many drugs!
I'm not that kind of guy!
Yes you are.
kek
Were
The drugs are still in his corpse. But I understand you mean MORE drugs-free
I want to make a Facebook account just to post this
This joke makes leftists absolutely fucking seethe. They never want to admit he was a worthless junkie with a violent criminal background.
And thus kicked off the Summer of George®
Fuck I never heard it called that before. I needed that last year!
Nah. He probably has a few more days based on how high he was when he an hero'd.
Let's give him a special coin
Christ if that recliner-face shows up on a $20 bill I'm gonna shit
Lol I mean one of those AA/NA sobriety coins you carry in your pocket as a reminder to keep you going when you want to give up and have a drink and get high.
It would be hilarious if someone epoxied one to his tombstone
This need to be a thing!
If I lived close enough I'd make this an annual pilgrimage!!!
It's bad enough having to see his oversized, stupid goon face on posters and flags.
Dat Hairon ain’t all bad!
He detoxed the hard way. Very effective.
Going cold-turkey on ultra-powerful opioids Like fentanyl is no easy feat!
A whole year. Congrats!
He looks so happyyyyy! 😬
LOL
A great chasm between George and David Dorn. George cries out in agony "Please, David just a drop of water on my tongue."
MAMAAAAAAAAA!
I think and hope that God's mercy is so great that if he responded to Him at the last second of his life in time on earth that he could have been saved. I sure hope so because I will need God's mercy for all I have done.
It’s really hot down here with DMX.
"aint no sunshine when you gone, only darkness every day"
I see what you did there, lol.
Dumb jogger fucked around and found out
The most important black man in African American history
Tomorrow, actually. He was high af on this day last year.
Yeah, but if he made it 364 days, I’d bet he will make it the extra one without screwing it up.
Don't count yo chickens before dey snatched
The Patron Saint of Fentanyl. https://fukkot.com/riots/all/
And he has refrained from hitting a defenseless woman.
Totally changed his life around!
KEK
If only he surrendered to the real cops like he did the imaginary ones 10 minutes earlier he'd still be alive today to get drugged-up and rob pregnant women at gunpoint.
All hail St. Floyd of Kirby!
Nothing of value was lost that day.
OMG! LOL! I going to hell for laughing at this! :)
You can keep George company.
Congrats Georgie!!! You've made it 1 year. No drugs and no crime! Keep it up Saint Georgie!!
I hope his one-year Sobriety Coin is a fucking counterfeit.
St George would like a Reeeeeespite from the black women shooting him in the ass in Hell
mama!
This time, rehab is definitely going to work. No quitters there...
How’d ya do it, George???!!!!
Look at that would-be future scientist.
Someone put an N.A. chip on his headstone
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Plant of the Apes is back.
If I knew any drug dealers I probably would’ve tried to get him something for his anniversary! I just did you’re not gonna know about it but I just did.
You forgot the S. It's George Soros Floyd.
30 shots were fired in the Saint Floyd no-go zone in Minneapolis today in celebration: https://news.yahoo.com/person-shot-george-floyd-square-155401973.html
Remember, George, one day at a time!
Wait, he's de.... ahhh I get it.. lol
Really? I thought he was fermenting in fentanyl inside a box??
Congrats! Knew you could do it, bro.
I too am an optimist. Way to go George! Jk. He was a piece of shit. Best thing he ever did was kill himself, unlike jeffery epsteins bitch ass.
I blame stupid white cop real talk stupid midget cop was a little bit taller or in good shape this wouldn't happen