Lol I actually drink Diet Coke and I am thin. I only drink it because I’m diabetic though (type 1, not the type you get from being lazy and overweight)
There is a great meme showing how Hillary has a whole team of research people that cook up her tweets and then at the bottom is this Trump tweet. Truly a great meme and it was based on truth because it was revealed that she had people working on her tweets
It literally said in Hillary's twitter bio that only tweets signed "-H" were actually written by Hillary, and I have my doubts about those few as well.
duckduckgo "how much sugar is in soda" and click the images tab. It's comical how much sugar they can stuff in a 12oz can. Coca cola is almost TEN teaspoons of sugar. Empty unnutritional sugar calories just straining the shit out of your pancreatic system. Yeah yeah I know he was talking about diet coke. I'm no nutritionist but how can something taste sweet and contain substance but result in no calories? Is it because your body can't metabolize it? So you're just flushing useless bubbly product through your system. If you like the bubbles, try switching to seltzer. If you want something with flavor and a little caffeine zip, try switching to tea. There are so many different flavors of tea, black, green, oolong, peach, pear, I used to be a big fan of earl gray but lately the bergamot gives me a little indigestion on an empty stomach.
I haven't had a can of soda in years and can't stand the taste of it anymore. Way, way too sweet.
and with Diet Coke, it's my understanding that the aspartame, made by G.D. Searle who at one time had Donald Rumsfeld at the helm (look into it!), breaks down into formaldehyde in your body and over time causes neuropathy and numbness in the extremities. Also somewhat fools your body into thinking its sugar so it ends up triggering an insulin response anyway.
Aspartame becomes addictive. I used to drink Diet Pepsi and hated Diet Coke, then Pepsi switched the artificial sweetener and I noticed right away. Immediately switched to Diet Coke and became addicted to that. Fake news claims that Trump drinks 12 cans a day. I never drank more than 2-3 at worst, but over years. The price increasing was a huge deterrent helping me to reduce consumption. Yea, I know how bad it is for you. Obviously I wasn't alone. I had a super thin (female) boss who was addicted to Diet Coke - she got frequent migraines. Unfortunately I'm thicc, but working on reducing sugar consumption.
Now I drink water, coffee, tea. OP is right - there are so many tea varieties and I prefer unsweetened.
I'm not fat, never have been in fact, for the longest time I was a toothpick.
But I always suffered from some kind of stomach issue on frequent occasions.
Not only did I end up ganing the 30 lbs I've always been chasing, the somach issues went away when I switched to water. The healthier feeling is unmistakable.
And the fat people drinking it never seem to lose any weight. Maybe the fat fucks should give up their sugar/junk food habit for real instead of putting a band aid on the problem.
Fat people know that Diet Coke doesn't help you lose weight. If you are used to the taste of diet, you can't stand regular. It tastes like drinking straight syrup. I had some regular Dr Pepper since the restaurant was out of diet (drink included with meal), and it wasn't as bad only because they put tons of ice in the cup/watered down. It's an addiction, like sugar. And, yes, drinking Diet soda does cause you to crave garbage food - cycle continues. I wouldn't drink soda with Asian food or a nicer meal.
LOL. This is why we love him, and why liberals hate him. He doesn’t take himself seriously despite their insistence he’s full of himself. It’s all projection with the left.
I drink it, I'm not thin.
But I don't drink it out of any delusion of it being a health/diet thing.
I drink it because I genuinely prefer the taste of diet soda, regular soda is too sickeningly syrupy sweet for my taste.
This is one of the few times I have to disagree with Donald.
Way back when I used to actually eat at that shit hole called McDonald's, I would see a bunch of people getting their bladder buster diet Coke along with a couple of Big Macs and fries.
Yes. Fuck us for reminiscing about the dude the started this forum to begin with. I'd much rather have the constant fire and brimstone talk we've been doing for the past year.... /s
What about nipples protuding?
Very respectful nomination.
Highly disrespectful
It’s hard to top the Kim jong un short fat comment. That was Nobel peace prize level trolling.
So many good tweets, so little time
Dopey Sugar wanting to play golf in the snow was another great one pre-potus days. "You cannot play golf in the snow you stupid ass!"
That one's easily in the top five.
LOL, I was wondering the same thing.
Why do men get nipple erections? I missed that lesson in Science class
From the cold it’s like goosebumps
If by cold you mean "anything less than hell fire," then, yep that must be why my tiny little girl nips are always resolute.
Wow. Not sure what to make of this.
Thy are flexible, please don't shoot my dog.
They are flexible.
Someone probably didn't pay the gas bill.
So you're saying inflation caused it?
I'm pretty sure Barney Frank isn't lacking any gas.
For cutting glass
Diamond nipples 💎 🍼🍼
To the moon!
Asking the difficult questions.
I don't drink any Coke. I'm way too white to drink that shit.
Coke is better snorted than drank
Just ask Hunter
I hear he prefers parmesan cheese.
I used to drink Coke. Then I found out it's not for Straight white men. So I gave it up.
I'm pretty sure he's aware of his own weight lol but he's not as fat as his body armor made him look at rallies.
it honestly looks great on him. If he loses weight, that's great too.
The President is curvy, not fat.
Don't you remember the tennis photo? He's T H I C K.
He's just got large bones that's all.
There was a follow up to this tweet that was classic:
The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2012
This is my favorite.
Hands down my favourite tweet by GEOTUS.
I also love this one. So much subtext to work through... I can only imagine.
Lol I actually drink Diet Coke and I am thin. I only drink it because I’m diabetic though (type 1, not the type you get from being lazy and overweight)
Are you assuming my pancreatic gender?
My type 2 identifies as type 1.
My gluttony identifies as victim hood from birth
Did you assume I assumed your pancreatic gender, bigot?
It's all so very confusing. I know it also sucks having Type I. Did you get a pump to help keep your levels steady?
No I use Levemir for a basal shot and novolog for meals. I’m not an android, yet
You can't play golf in the snow you stupid ass
Dopey Lord Sugar.
Fast forward to 2021 : Now nobody is Drinking Coke because turns out Coca Cola is a Racist Organization and Patriots don't like Racisim!
It's tough being Less White !
There is a great meme showing how Hillary has a whole team of research people that cook up her tweets and then at the bottom is this Trump tweet. Truly a great meme and it was based on truth because it was revealed that she had people working on her tweets
It literally said in Hillary's twitter bio that only tweets signed "-H" were actually written by Hillary, and I have my doubts about those few as well.
Take it from a heavy soda drinker. Switch to water. The sooner the better.
Soda is garbage. Coffee, water, and IPA is the holy trinity of fluids.
I'm curious which reason it is that makes you recommend this
duckduckgo "how much sugar is in soda" and click the images tab. It's comical how much sugar they can stuff in a 12oz can. Coca cola is almost TEN teaspoons of sugar. Empty unnutritional sugar calories just straining the shit out of your pancreatic system. Yeah yeah I know he was talking about diet coke. I'm no nutritionist but how can something taste sweet and contain substance but result in no calories? Is it because your body can't metabolize it? So you're just flushing useless bubbly product through your system. If you like the bubbles, try switching to seltzer. If you want something with flavor and a little caffeine zip, try switching to tea. There are so many different flavors of tea, black, green, oolong, peach, pear, I used to be a big fan of earl gray but lately the bergamot gives me a little indigestion on an empty stomach.
I haven't had a can of soda in years and can't stand the taste of it anymore. Way, way too sweet.
and with Diet Coke, it's my understanding that the aspartame, made by G.D. Searle who at one time had Donald Rumsfeld at the helm (look into it!), breaks down into formaldehyde in your body and over time causes neuropathy and numbness in the extremities. Also somewhat fools your body into thinking its sugar so it ends up triggering an insulin response anyway.
Aspartame becomes addictive. I used to drink Diet Pepsi and hated Diet Coke, then Pepsi switched the artificial sweetener and I noticed right away. Immediately switched to Diet Coke and became addicted to that. Fake news claims that Trump drinks 12 cans a day. I never drank more than 2-3 at worst, but over years. The price increasing was a huge deterrent helping me to reduce consumption. Yea, I know how bad it is for you. Obviously I wasn't alone. I had a super thin (female) boss who was addicted to Diet Coke - she got frequent migraines. Unfortunately I'm thicc, but working on reducing sugar consumption.
Now I drink water, coffee, tea. OP is right - there are so many tea varieties and I prefer unsweetened.
Try Lady Grey (Twinings) - lemon and orange peel, no bergamot listed. It's a bit milder and more lemony (obvs)
I'm not fat, never have been in fact, for the longest time I was a toothpick.
But I always suffered from some kind of stomach issue on frequent occasions.
Not only did I end up ganing the 30 lbs I've always been chasing, the somach issues went away when I switched to water. The healthier feeling is unmistakable.
Any thoughts as to what fixed it? Reducing acidic beverage intake maybe?
Obesity.
Four years later that man became the President.
"Washed up psycho Bette Midler"...gets me every time.
God I miss this man.
All coke is poison, change my mind.
GEOTUS is my spirit animal. Greatest president and AMAZIIIIING comedian.
The follow up was gold
And the fat people drinking it never seem to lose any weight. Maybe the fat fucks should give up their sugar/junk food habit for real instead of putting a band aid on the problem.
Fat people know that Diet Coke doesn't help you lose weight. If you are used to the taste of diet, you can't stand regular. It tastes like drinking straight syrup. I had some regular Dr Pepper since the restaurant was out of diet (drink included with meal), and it wasn't as bad only because they put tons of ice in the cup/watered down. It's an addiction, like sugar. And, yes, drinking Diet soda does cause you to crave garbage food - cycle continues. I wouldn't drink soda with Asian food or a nicer meal.
I like the barry soweto one
I can't find it anywhere. What did he say?
When i was in high school my friebds called me donald trump. When barack was in high school people cslled him barry soweto. Weird.
weird!
LOL. This is why we love him, and why liberals hate him. He doesn’t take himself seriously despite their insistence he’s full of himself. It’s all projection with the left.
I drink it, I'm not thin.
But I don't drink it out of any delusion of it being a health/diet thing.
I drink it because I genuinely prefer the taste of diet soda, regular soda is too sickeningly syrupy sweet for my taste.
+1
Donald J Trump, the most honest president in history.
I liked the one about how that annoying cartoon governor looks disgusting when he eats
Checking in a very fit Pede who prefers Diet ;)
I'd rather drink straight tonic water than diet anything. It tastes awful.
ITS TRUE, EVERYBODY SAYS SO
My 83 year old meemaw is thin and drinks diet pepsi
FACTS
What's a Coke?
i have
YES!
Has always been my favorite :D
So I’m fat what of it? I don’t wanna be moreeee fat by drinking regular 😂🤷🏻♂️
Also liked the one about how he'd never call Kim Jong ''short and fat.''
Actually my good friend drinks diet soda a lot and he’s thin.
My mom did too and she was skinny as a stick.
hands down the best. No debate.
This is one of the few times I have to disagree with Donald.
Way back when I used to actually eat at that shit hole called McDonald's, I would see a bunch of people getting their bladder buster diet Coke along with a couple of Big Macs and fries.
That meal choice is practically a meme.
1 of 2 great Coke related tweets
I love all the haters and losers....
Agreed
He knew they were woke! 😎
My miss this man badly.
hahahahahahaha how true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Diet Woke
It's a fair, and unrewarded, point that you make - my least fave thing 'bout the DJT is his diet.
Was kind of hoping to hear an announcement on a plan for his own health and longevity, in readiness for round 2.
Love him
Agreed
I like to brag that I’ve never been on twitter..... but oh so many good ones I missed from the greatest president of this United States!
Well it's called diet for a reason.
You have to include the follow-up "but I'll keep drinking that crap."
I like A$AP Rocky
Also only fat people eat cottage cheese
How'd you jump to that? I just see it as a tribute. Literally the reason this site exists.
Yes. Fuck us for reminiscing about the dude the started this forum to begin with. I'd much rather have the constant fire and brimstone talk we've been doing for the past year.... /s