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TrumpWonByALandslide 71 points ago +71 / -0

What about nipples protuding?

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 43 points ago +43 / -0

Very respectful nomination.

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Xal1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Highly disrespectful

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s hard to top the Kim jong un short fat comment. That was Nobel peace prize level trolling.

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Xal1 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many good tweets, so little time

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Joesf23 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dopey Sugar wanting to play golf in the snow was another great one pre-potus days. "You cannot play golf in the snow you stupid ass!"

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TrumpWonByALandslide 12 points ago +12 / -0

That one's easily in the top five.

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BlitheringIdiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL, I was wondering the same thing.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do men get nipple erections? I missed that lesson in Science class

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WhiteTrashJesus 7 points ago +7 / -0

From the cold it’s like goosebumps

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King6of6the6retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

If by cold you mean "anything less than hell fire," then, yep that must be why my tiny little girl nips are always resolute.

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Helix6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Not sure what to make of this.

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King6of6the6retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thy are flexible, please don't shoot my dog.

They are flexible.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone probably didn't pay the gas bill.

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standonthewall 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you're saying inflation caused it?

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NC_patriot -61 points ago +3 / -64

I'm pretty sure Barney Frank isn't lacking any gas.

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MICHIGANisRED 5 points ago +5 / -0

For cutting glass

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Diamond nipples 💎 🍼🍼

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BasedTemplar 2 points ago +2 / -0

To the moon!

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Jack_HinsonTN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asking the difficult questions.

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IncredibleMrE1 46 points ago +46 / -0

I don't drink any Coke. I'm way too white to drink that shit.

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MICHIGANisRED 11 points ago +11 / -0

Coke is better snorted than drank

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Sparks1017 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just ask Hunter

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Donger-Lord2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hear he prefers parmesan cheese.

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DivvyDivet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to drink Coke. Then I found out it's not for Straight white men. So I gave it up.

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Pepe1776_ 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'm pretty sure he's aware of his own weight lol but he's not as fat as his body armor made him look at rallies.

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paganbutterchurner 9 points ago +9 / -0

it honestly looks great on him. If he loses weight, that's great too.

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MAGADutchPEDE 8 points ago +8 / -0

The President is curvy, not fat.

Don't you remember the tennis photo? He's T H I C K.

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BasedTemplar 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's just got large bones that's all.

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ChilledCovfefe 34 points ago +34 / -0

There was a follow up to this tweet that was classic:

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2012

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cantstumpthestump 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is my favorite.

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Canapeder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hands down my favourite tweet by GEOTUS.

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Helix6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I also love this one. So much subtext to work through... I can only imagine.

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Xal1 27 points ago +27 / -0

Lol I actually drink Diet Coke and I am thin. I only drink it because I’m diabetic though (type 1, not the type you get from being lazy and overweight)

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BlitheringIdiot 25 points ago +25 / -0

Are you assuming my pancreatic gender?

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bigdickhangsright 20 points ago +20 / -0

My type 2 identifies as type 1.

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

My gluttony identifies as victim hood from birth

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Xal1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you assume I assumed your pancreatic gender, bigot?

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BlitheringIdiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all so very confusing. I know it also sucks having Type I. Did you get a pump to help keep your levels steady?

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Xal1 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I use Levemir for a basal shot and novolog for meals. I’m not an android, yet

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MAGASQUAD 17 points ago +17 / -0

You can't play golf in the snow you stupid ass

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Cozette 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dopey Lord Sugar.

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BostonVoter 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fast forward to 2021 : Now nobody is Drinking Coke because turns out Coca Cola is a Racist Organization and Patriots don't like Racisim!

It's tough being Less White !

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ChilledCovfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is a great meme showing how Hillary has a whole team of research people that cook up her tweets and then at the bottom is this Trump tweet. Truly a great meme and it was based on truth because it was revealed that she had people working on her tweets

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Cornflake-Jackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It literally said in Hillary's twitter bio that only tweets signed "-H" were actually written by Hillary, and I have my doubts about those few as well.

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Anon1A4 8 points ago +8 / -0

Take it from a heavy soda drinker. Switch to water. The sooner the better.

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Helix6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soda is garbage. Coffee, water, and IPA is the holy trinity of fluids.

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UncleJames1 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm curious which reason it is that makes you recommend this

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plez 3 points ago +3 / -0

duckduckgo "how much sugar is in soda" and click the images tab. It's comical how much sugar they can stuff in a 12oz can. Coca cola is almost TEN teaspoons of sugar. Empty unnutritional sugar calories just straining the shit out of your pancreatic system. Yeah yeah I know he was talking about diet coke. I'm no nutritionist but how can something taste sweet and contain substance but result in no calories? Is it because your body can't metabolize it? So you're just flushing useless bubbly product through your system. If you like the bubbles, try switching to seltzer. If you want something with flavor and a little caffeine zip, try switching to tea. There are so many different flavors of tea, black, green, oolong, peach, pear, I used to be a big fan of earl gray but lately the bergamot gives me a little indigestion on an empty stomach.

I haven't had a can of soda in years and can't stand the taste of it anymore. Way, way too sweet.

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LibertarianXian 3 points ago +3 / -0

and with Diet Coke, it's my understanding that the aspartame, made by G.D. Searle who at one time had Donald Rumsfeld at the helm (look into it!), breaks down into formaldehyde in your body and over time causes neuropathy and numbness in the extremities. Also somewhat fools your body into thinking its sugar so it ends up triggering an insulin response anyway.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aspartame becomes addictive. I used to drink Diet Pepsi and hated Diet Coke, then Pepsi switched the artificial sweetener and I noticed right away. Immediately switched to Diet Coke and became addicted to that. Fake news claims that Trump drinks 12 cans a day. I never drank more than 2-3 at worst, but over years. The price increasing was a huge deterrent helping me to reduce consumption. Yea, I know how bad it is for you. Obviously I wasn't alone. I had a super thin (female) boss who was addicted to Diet Coke - she got frequent migraines. Unfortunately I'm thicc, but working on reducing sugar consumption.

Now I drink water, coffee, tea. OP is right - there are so many tea varieties and I prefer unsweetened.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try Lady Grey (Twinings) - lemon and orange peel, no bergamot listed. It's a bit milder and more lemony (obvs)

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Anon1A4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not fat, never have been in fact, for the longest time I was a toothpick.

But I always suffered from some kind of stomach issue on frequent occasions.

Not only did I end up ganing the 30 lbs I've always been chasing, the somach issues went away when I switched to water. The healthier feeling is unmistakable.

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UncleJames1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any thoughts as to what fixed it? Reducing acidic beverage intake maybe?

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MAGADutchPEDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obesity.

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Randomwithaj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Four years later that man became the President.

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Washed up psycho Bette Midler"...gets me every time.

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Pepesforfreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I miss this man.

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TheOne1 5 points ago +5 / -0

All coke is poison, change my mind.

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americafirst1994 4 points ago +4 / -0

GEOTUS is my spirit animal. Greatest president and AMAZIIIIING comedian.

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Hatefullynch 4 points ago +4 / -0

The follow up was gold

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HulkHogan42069 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the fat people drinking it never seem to lose any weight. Maybe the fat fucks should give up their sugar/junk food habit for real instead of putting a band aid on the problem.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fat people know that Diet Coke doesn't help you lose weight. If you are used to the taste of diet, you can't stand regular. It tastes like drinking straight syrup. I had some regular Dr Pepper since the restaurant was out of diet (drink included with meal), and it wasn't as bad only because they put tons of ice in the cup/watered down. It's an addiction, like sugar. And, yes, drinking Diet soda does cause you to crave garbage food - cycle continues. I wouldn't drink soda with Asian food or a nicer meal.

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ModsBanPaleos 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the barry soweto one

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kmb123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't find it anywhere. What did he say?

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ModsBanPaleos 3 points ago +3 / -0

When i was in high school my friebds called me donald trump. When barack was in high school people cslled him barry soweto. Weird.

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border_humper 1 point ago +1 / -0

weird!

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ThirteenPercenter 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL. This is why we love him, and why liberals hate him. He doesn’t take himself seriously despite their insistence he’s full of himself. It’s all projection with the left.

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akai_ferret 3 points ago +3 / -0

I drink it, I'm not thin.
But I don't drink it out of any delusion of it being a health/diet thing.
I drink it because I genuinely prefer the taste of diet soda, regular soda is too sickeningly syrupy sweet for my taste.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

+1

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lauRenderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald J Trump, the most honest president in history.

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Wixterhybrid 3 points ago +3 / -0

I liked the one about how that annoying cartoon governor looks disgusting when he eats

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RationalMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Checking in a very fit Pede who prefers Diet ;)

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather drink straight tonic water than diet anything. It tastes awful.

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Sippin_that_Haterade 2 points ago +2 / -0

ITS TRUE, EVERYBODY SAYS SO

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JaevlaSkit 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 83 year old meemaw is thin and drinks diet pepsi

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HunterBidensPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

FACTS

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's a Coke?

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mrsray 2 points ago +2 / -0

i have

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brotatofarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES!

Has always been my favorite :D

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Firestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

So I’m fat what of it? I don’t wanna be moreeee fat by drinking regular 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also liked the one about how he'd never call Kim Jong ''short and fat.''

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scott31337 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually my good friend drinks diet soda a lot and he’s thin.

My mom did too and she was skinny as a stick.

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Braineack 2 points ago +2 / -0

hands down the best. No debate.

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bigbossman2 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is one of the few times I have to disagree with Donald.

Way back when I used to actually eat at that shit hole called McDonald's, I would see a bunch of people getting their bladder buster diet Coke along with a couple of Big Macs and fries.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

That meal choice is practically a meme.

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McShameful 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 of 2 great Coke related tweets

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love all the haters and losers....

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goddamnhologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed

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EvensoAmen 1 point ago +1 / -0

He knew they were woke! 😎

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kmb123 1 point ago +1 / -0

My miss this man badly.

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britbitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahaha how true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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ScoonerTuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diet Woke

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afro54 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a fair, and unrewarded, point that you make - my least fave thing 'bout the DJT is his diet.

Was kind of hoping to hear an announcement on a plan for his own health and longevity, in readiness for round 2.

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she-nani-gan88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love him

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magaman5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed

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Double__D 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to brag that I’ve never been on twitter..... but oh so many good ones I missed from the greatest president of this United States!

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JaevlaSkit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it's called diet for a reason.

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whybag 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to include the follow-up "but I'll keep drinking that crap."

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NonPlayableCharacter 1 point ago +2 / -1

I like A$AP Rocky

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

Also only fat people eat cottage cheese

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magacoder 8 points ago +8 / -0

How'd you jump to that? I just see it as a tribute. Literally the reason this site exists.

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dirtymikeandthebois 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. Fuck us for reminiscing about the dude the started this forum to begin with. I'd much rather have the constant fire and brimstone talk we've been doing for the past year.... /s