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TrumpWonByALandslide 118 points ago +118 / -0

This one can easily compete with nipples protruding.

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Sigma 32 points ago +32 / -0

Being “presidential” is overrated. I’d rather have a man that slays versus one with a stick up his ass.

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Mew_Deuces 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine how they'd be now if the swampland didn't ban him over "mUh InSuRrEcTiOn!"

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pushbackv2 78 points ago +78 / -0

Fucking headshot. So cutting, so vicious. So presidential.

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timetocrush 51 points ago +51 / -0

I'm tired of people like Joe Rogan saying Obama was SO presidential. No, Trump was. It's not even close. He cut the BS and got right to the point for the American people.

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drsowells1fan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Or Amal's wife, George Clooney, pompously correcting Jesse Waters for calling him "Obama"

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SupremeDearLeader2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clooney is in the closet , I hope she catches whatever men's bathhouse diseases he has.

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beards for each other.

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

But that's his name, what is Watters supposed to call him, "0bama"?

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Pepe1776_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah I'm also sick of hearing about Obama's feckless faggotry as being "presidential".

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Skogin 9 points ago +9 / -0

What they mean is “fake”

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NoatakTheWiser 7 points ago +7 / -0

Apparently apologizing for America, being ashamed of the country, and selling us out to foreign interests is "presidential." So 0bama can lay claim to being that.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 12 points ago +12 / -0

Being "Presidential" = acting like a limp-wristed faggot and allowing your people to suffer under terrible policies that undermined and destroyed their civilization.

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rossiFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

In a high tide, all boats float. You don't deserve what you experience. Enjoy your unemployment and inflation and high as fuck gas. But you probably don't go anywhere, anyway.

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TownHallBall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gtfo

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Axiom502 2 points ago +2 / -0

This faggot should be deported

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Bluemoonsugar 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a hero.

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drmcnulty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love how he @ wiener directly. What a boss.

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DoomerBoyo 59 points ago +59 / -0

i think my favorite is the one where he says we better not find life on mars or we'll have to send them money too. lmao

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Jackhererer 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm still waiting for us to find "space cash", and start spending it like its real money.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

As opposed to the inter-dimensional money the Fed is summoning from out of the ether right now?

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NotAPuma 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Fed just commits a Satanic Ritual every Saturday to get their money. No Interdimensional Vampires needed.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you sure the Saturday sacrifices are enough to keep up with their current pace?

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NotAPuma 3 points ago +3 / -0

They may start doing it on Sundays too... but that's when they go sniffing with Joe Biden, so they may have to reschedule.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let the vamps get in on the action.

IVLM.

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Jackhererer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was a reference to South Park. You're right though.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I've watched every South Park episode at least once or twice. I missed it.

Which episode?

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Jackhererer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Season 13 episode 6 - Pinewood Derby. Stand and randy make a pinewood derby car, and reach warp speed.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm on it. Thanks.

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very funny episode, you'll like it!

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Jack_HinsonTN 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's only worth whatever you decide it is!"

Matt & Trey, telling it how it really is since 1997.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon Musk will just found Marscash and that is what he'll use on Mars.

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censored4wrongthink 37 points ago +37 / -0

This man knew for fucking ever what these people have been up to

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potbelliedgoblino 1 point ago +11 / -10

And 4 years at the helm didn't do anything to stop them, so I guess they're pretty powerful indeed.

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unclebobinator 11 points ago +12 / -1

1 man versus a deep state that's been around for at least 70 years.

And yet he still did more for this country than Obama Bush or Clinton did. Great economy. Energy independence. No new wars. Fucking walking into North Korea alone like a boss. Axing the Paris Accord. Began the wall despite opposition and red tape.

Or I suppose you would rather have seen Hillary in office instead? Or Lying Ted Cruz or magic underwear Romney?

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potbelliedgoblino 2 points ago +3 / -1

Did you read the end of my comment? It wasn't an indictment of Trump. For the man to be aware of pedophiles in elite circles and be unable to bring any of them down while POTUS says a lot.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

You edited your comment, because I'm pretty sure it was a clear indictment.

Or maybe I just got blinded by the first part of your comment. Not really that important I guess.

Didn't mean to be a dick, my bad. I shouldn't be commenting on forums when I've been in a grouchy mood lately. Need to change my tampons and take some midol or something.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time will tell what he's done. He's undeniably uncorked the bottle that contained a huge genie that will never go back in the bottle.

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

He exposed so much and so many people and did get sex traffickers arrested.

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Ponzo [S] -60 points ago +5 / -65

Shill with a 7 day old account

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Knight1_of_Sunset 17 points ago +17 / -0

PERVERT ALERT!

We should use that more often!

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GibsonDawg 8 points ago +8 / -0

My boy is the fonking DRAGON SLAYER.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 6 points ago +6 / -0

I never looked at Twitter until the last couple years of the administration, and can't believe I was missing this epic content!

Somebody should publish a book of all of Trump's tweets!

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NobodyLikesSplatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here, missed out! I never really understood what the left was complaining about regarding his tweets. Lol I think he’s saying what everyone else wanted to but didn’t have the balls. A book would be a best seller.

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't follow anything on twatter because the replies and outright threats to assassinate a sitting President and death wishes to him and his family infuriated me. I had to stop for my own good. But I do enjoy the little screenshots of his tweets. They are brilliant.

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Retard_Strength 5 points ago +5 / -0

speaking of grooming, Weiner and Hillary's girlfriend Huma were being groomed to be a political power couple, just like the Obamas

The Dems wouldnt be able to resist voting for him. A Jew and a Moslem married! Historic first!

If he could've just kept his dick in his shorts, he would be mayor of New York now, with his sights on much higher office.

I'm surprised he hasn't shown up hanging from a doorknob, since he screwed up so many plans.

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WikkiWikki420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saddest Toppest KEK of all times!!!

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Bluemoonsugar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump with the spice lol

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ZerioctheTank 4 points ago +4 / -0

I almost spit my sandwich out from laughing!

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the one he sent out at 4:20am to invite the Bernie bros to vote for him in 2016.

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link? I have not seen that beauty.

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

That one takes some autistic research and skills to find again. I literally laughed out of my chair when I read it and saw the time it was posted.

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women_for_trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump was the best thing that ever happened to Twitter.

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

A-woman!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

4 or 5 years before he went to jail. He tried to warn everyone.

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LokiVariant 3 points ago +6 / -3

They should block Matt Gaetz too. Just good advice.

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Urusovite 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why? Because them dems said so? Shill.

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LokiVariant 4 points ago +6 / -2

His best friend plead guilty to the shit. Birds of a feather.

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Urusovite 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s politics and people are payed to say all kinds of shit. What? Damn you’re a gullible faggot.

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LokiVariant 4 points ago +6 / -2

You’re a low energy twat. It’s his best friend and no one paid him to go to prison for fingering a 13 year old with his buddy Matt. You defend these pedos a little too much. Maybe there’s a video of you dancing with Epstein too lol

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Urusovite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at you all guilty until proven innocent. You have nothing on the guy. Just like anyone who fights for Trump, you hate them. I seen your comment history, shill. You’re not fooling me.

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LokiVariant 4 points ago +6 / -2

He plead guilty retard. So he is guilty. Are you even awake? Or maybe some of ur best friends are pedos too

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Urusovite 0 points ago +1 / -1

What does that matter? People are forced to plead guilty all the time for crimes they did not commit and found innocent years later. We've even seen it with the January 6th patriots. People let in by police who were told to remain peaceful and did so who were not apart of the instigators are being told/have plead guilty to charges to reduce their sentencing in a corrupt justice system. What are you on about? I don't trust Matt Gaetz's associate. His plea means nothing to me in a political trial. Veritas already exposed the media for trying to make him the new villain since Trump is gone and their ratings are failing. Shut up, faggot shill.

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LokiVariant 5 points ago +6 / -1

That’s an antifa site commie. Deport this faggot

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Urusovite 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are defending the FBI, preaching an MSM narrative, and actively trying to hurt Trump by condemning Gaetz for something that hasn’t been proven. Meanwhile you ignore the link I just posted who’s got data on it to make a point backed by DNA evidence. Only commie here is you bud. Pretty fuckin hypocritical

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LokiVariant 5 points ago +6 / -1

Trump had distanced himself from Gaetz idiot. Have you seen him pose for any pics with him?? He just posted 3 sentences about it on his blog and that’s it. That’s because Trump is smarter that ur dumb ass and knows he’s fucked. Show me a recent pic of Trump and Gaetz at Mara lago. Go ahead and look lol

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Urusovite 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are condemning a man who hasn’t even been proven guilty. That’s what leftists do, idiot. If you were a constitutionalist it’d be innocent until proven guilty, commie fag. Secondly Gaetz is one of the few people fighting hard for Trump.

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LokiVariant 5 points ago +6 / -1

So you’re saying Podesta and Dershowitz aren’t pedos just cause the courts didn’t say so? Get fucked commie

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Urusovite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Not what I said, illiterate faggot. I said innocent until proven guilty. There has been no solid evidence against Gaetz that proves him guilty... so...

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arebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has an interesting early life on Wikipedia

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BigPanda71 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barney Frank? Was his boyfriend running a gay escort service out of Barney’s apartment? Without Barney’s knowledge, of course

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Ch138 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite is 'club was open all all summer, you stupid ass'

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much has changed. Now I don't think people under the age of 18 even care about Twitter.

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1775Concord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Classic Trump .

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the reason for the tranny explosion?

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter will auto unblock your account if you block him.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 1 point ago +1 / -0

and to think which one of them was banned from Twitter, what a fucking shit show

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saggynuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

is there some sort of collection of these somewhere? I'm dying laughing over here, I need more. I miss GEOTUS so much.

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Papabravo12 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is one of the many that make me literally laugh hysterically

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Rayders 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know people say Trumps tweets were mean. But they are comedy gold. I miss his tweets so much. They were a good pick me up.

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

Defiantly one of his better ones!

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Master troll at work, dropping breadcrumbs of truth n wise words, miss his spicy tweets <3 MAGA2021

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't believe this is real. I love it!!

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AmericanMan00 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang, he's rocked as a shit poster for more than a decade.

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conservativeyuppie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, I miss this old Trump.

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IcedCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite is @lordsugar a/k/a dopey Sugar.

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Codrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol..priceless! Is this the first MAGA cock block by GEOTUS?

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, this is real?

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Tennessee_Jed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump always knew how sick these fuckers all are

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PatriotsFTW 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE GOAT. Man I love some trump haha

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you go back to is really old sweets, he would very often reply to regular people saying that they were big fans or that they loved him, by thanking them for the tweet, unfortunately he had to stop doing that because everybody responded to became a media target after he became president, but it was good to see that he acknowledged the regular people, unlike 99% of blue check marks.

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO PERVERTS!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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Tom94 0 points ago +1 / -1

PERVERT ALERT made me fucking tinkle laughing.