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BarneyFranksNipples 273 points ago +274 / -1

Hey, I’m famous!

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CocainTurtle 59 points ago +59 / -0

This should be #1 comment.

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BarneyFranksNipples 53 points ago +54 / -1

Sad to say, I posted this an hour ago and mods went full homo and chose this one over mine :(

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QSWO1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gov nah party tits stole ya claim to fame?

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Side_of_Beef_Chucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same for me bro. Same for me. :(

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Wind-chasing_luhua 9 points ago +9 / -0

You did it CocaineTurtle, you did it.

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CocainTurtle 6 points ago +6 / -0

All the glory to Barney’s nipples

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +6 / -0

of all time, and the account wasn't just created for this comment.

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isitpedanticenough 3 points ago +3 / -0

This should be #2 comment.

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always has been.

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BarneyFrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure is cold in here!

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BarneyFranksNipples 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, you chose this sweater.

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ZeroG1515 3 points ago +3 / -0

name checks out. Welcome frens

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Cryptops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tuck in those nipples you heathen

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a1a1a1 46 points ago +46 / -0

Frank was a fag coksuker

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 25 points ago +25 / -0

More likely a pedophile cocksucker. Good buddies with David Brock and James Alefantis the secret Rothschild pizza delivery boy.

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Grunt422 10 points ago +10 / -0

There isn't a faggot alive that doesn't get sweaty thinking of a big cock up his ass. And Barney Frank looks like the king of sweat hogs.

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GibsonDawg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably has more than a few rapes under his belt.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

was?

> duckduckgo intensifies

You got me, I thought he had shucked his mortal coil and gone to sit on that Great Butt-Plug In The Sky. (Or whatever flowery "kicked the bucket" language MSM uses to describe the demise of an Icon Of The Tolerant Left/latest "celebrity" AIDS-ridden poofter.)

> Related, the headline of this NBC affiliate article is WEW LAD Clown World: "First Congressman to voluntarily come out as gay." That's more flaunting of the double-standards regularly employ, "slyly" making a joke of all the times MSM/DNC "outed" a congressman or Conservative politician for political purposes,

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Patriot_Lettuce 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Well... uhhh... What did Kevin Spacey do when he got caught raping teens?" - Barney Frank

"Uhhh, Looks like he made a public statement, saying he was coming out as being gay." - Barney Frank's PR Advisor

"Did it work?" - Barney Frank

"Well, the public didn't believe it, but it was good enough for the FBI. Mr. Spacey is a free man,and working on a new movie where he plays as a detective who is investigating a man who is wrongfully accused of being a pedophile." - Barney Frank's PR Advisor

"Okay, let's do that too then!" - Barney Frank

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

> When you're a Democrat, they let you do it.

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SendCCPToHell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not quite as gay as John McCain and Lindsey Graham, but still a homo.

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AmericanMan00 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet they pushed legislation against homo's. Don't look at me, it's not me, look what I'm doing, it's so masculine and it hurts the fags, i can't be a homo.

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Tookens 30 points ago +30 / -0

Bawney Fwank.

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Grunt422 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Frweedom". Sounds like he could lisp a spray in your face from 10 feet away same as Harris when she cackles. The big question has always been: Where did that spray cum from ?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 5 points ago +5 / -0

The speech impediment is from receiving miles of cock to the throat.

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maga_mama_757 26 points ago +26 / -0

OMG. I only found this place after the election and I wasn't on twitter, so I have never seen this before and I can not stop laughing. I AM DYING, PLEASE HELP ME.

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh man... I wish I could reread Trump tweets for the first time.

You are in for a treat.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ll call MAGA 911 fren. Helps is on the way!

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TownHallBall 5 points ago +5 / -0

You need to start at his beginning on Twitter. Honestly, I'm jealous. I wish I was experiencing his tweets for the first time.

Be warned though. You will be 10 times more pissed about them deplatforming him. No one comes close to his level of savagery.

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maga_mama_757 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think gab has them all archived, I'm going to have to spend some time doing that. I'm looking forward to it!

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've looked at it a half dozen times today and laughed every time.

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Timecop1776 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is my favorite trump tweet of all time. Trump taught us how we should be treating the swamp rats in DC

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Patriot_Lettuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

We said.

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Bluemoonsugar 17 points ago +17 / -0

This tweet is my favorite, always makes me laugh.

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Chaotikizm 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fetch this old man a brassier for his bosoms.

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill Gates has entered the lingerie section.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bill Clinton has entered a hooker named Chat.

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jerry Nadler has shaken a poopie loose from his knickers

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SmartCookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean, “The Bro”?

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MICHIGANisRED 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO! IT'S THE MANZIER!

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NC_patriot -64 points ago +1 / -65

Lol, yes!

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45isthebomb 14 points ago +14 / -0

I vote that "Tweets Tuesday" becomes a thing.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hear, hear!

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TownHallBall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aye!!

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Deepthroht 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wouldn’t vote for that slob based on his weight alone. Call it immature if you want but how the fuck can you trust someone who can’t even control their food intake with any sort of political decisions?

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Illah88zillah 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's exactly what I say about all of these environmental warriors that live at their moms house. You can't even take care of 1000 Sq ft. Talk to me about the environment after you are capable of managing that 1 thing

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

In related news, Chris Christie is considering a run for POTUS in 2024!

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BaddestDudeCornPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

In related news, Chris Christie is considering a run roll for POTUS in 2024!

FTFY

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OriginalMAGA 0 points ago +3 / -3

Uhh, Trump is no Olympic athlete. Pretty overweight, even according to WH doctors.

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Deepthroht 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump might as well be superman compared to jupiter tits over there.

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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pushbackv2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Frank's left and right boobs are fiercely partisan.

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sir_rockness 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can you imagine Barney the sweaty hogbeast pegging Lindsey Graham?

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn you.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smashing his wrinkly member into Lindsey's tender asshole.

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf

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GiveMe1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is his jacket draped over his shoulders like a fucking woman?

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

He broke his arm, it was in a sling, but to be on the floor of congress he was required to wear a jacket. Unfortunately House rules do not also require him to cover his disgustingly protruding nipples.

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TownHallBall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus fucking christ. I never noticed that. Absolute degenerate.

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NC_patriot -61 points ago +3 / -64

YES

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gull49 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sigh, I am so jealous.... I think his boobs might be bigger than mine 😂

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

This has to be my favorite.

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el-y0y0s 9 points ago +9 / -0

Frame this Tweet, hang it in the halls of US Congress. In fact, all of trumps tweets should be framed and hung in the halls of the US Congress.

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KAG2020WIN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we have wallpaper with the word "covfefe" patterned all over it? Maybe in fancy print. Every. Single. Wall.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a coffee mug made with this on it. Or should I say 'covfeve'?

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GorillaTime 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the true GOAT Trump tweet.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stickied? Mods = gods. Thanks mods!

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nipples protruding... hard to pick a favorite Trump tweet but this is definitely one of the very best.

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ministry_of_truth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Best Trump tweet ever

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TrumpChampBelt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wearing a size XXXXXL t shirt under a suit jacket

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NC_patriot -61 points ago +3 / -64

Worse-it's a crew neck sweater without anything underneath.

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

This and the "Barry Soweto. Weird" are my favorites. There was a third about Michael Moore that was great too.

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603win 4 points ago +4 / -0

I loved when he made this joke during a commencement speech I was present for:

"You know, when you get an honorary degree they give these," Frank said, tugging at the hood on his commencement gown, "and Hubie, I think you now got a hoodie you can wear and no one will shoot at you."

Hubie was a black speaker who preceded him. Watching the shock on the leftists and the resulting bizarre political auto-digestion in real time was hilarious. Made the local news and was buried immediately by the MSM.

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

He won the "biggest boob" contest that day.

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Leatherwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad Trump was already President when Andrew Cuomo appeared with his nipple rings showing through his white polo shirt. Sadly, PDJT exercised restraint and did not comment.

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saying Governor Nipple Rings got me kicked out of many subs . Ha :)

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure it did....

Everybody knows it's "Governor Party Tits"

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Lordahdaring 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frank Luntz is Barney Frank's love child.

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Cornpop17 3 points ago +3 / -0

I seriously love this. Whenever I'm in a bad mood I like to think about this.

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victory2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wowzahs!

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Zebes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep 🤑

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eagle-eyes2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

so you mean it is only eMANcipation when Barney and Bill show theirs too?

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B1ueCo11ar 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy was disgusting.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tbh his tweet to lord Sugar about his golf courses being closed for the season is my favorite

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sad_clown2 3 points ago +3 / -0

this makes me self conscience

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SteakywithKetchup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really miss Trump...sigh

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's may favorite. That and finding life on Mars and sending them money.

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Codrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was this before or after he came out of the closet? Was it before or after his boyfriend got busted for growing pot on Barney’s property? Was it before or after he said Freddy/fanny were stable?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being the guy tasked with taking a Bawney Fwanks nipple to the mouth.

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but those intern "positions" can lead to bigger things.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know he said "very very disrespectful", I thought it was just one very.

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PartTimeHick 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, the ancient rumors are true. Communists completely lack self awareness about how fucking stupid they both look and sound.

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princessalala 2 points ago +2 / -0

There were a few things that influenced me on my journey from Democrat to MAGA but this is probably #1

I’ll think about it to this day and chuckle to myself.

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BasedChristian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should go back and see what all celebrities used to like his tweets and compare them to how they talk about Trump. Show how much hypocrisy there is among them.

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SpaceForceMilitia 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was way up there on the ole TD

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dogcatfud 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gynecomastia: aka "man boobs," "moobs"

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COanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Name on demoncrap that is not a POS !!! Can't do it.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jim Traficant. Being expelled from the House of Representatives should be considered to be a badge of honor

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GetMeOutOfNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter has fact checked this

Also if anyone knows a good MAGA image hosting site I'd love to know

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek!

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PacificElectric 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jungle savage tactics

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onepointtwentyonegws 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bahahaha!! XD Thanks for the laugh. President Trump tweeted the BEST tweets. The offended can go suck an egg. LOL

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KingShatPoster 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh man i never saw this one.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone want to make a post with a compilation of, let's say, the 10 best Trump tweets ever? I'm too lazy.

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Danmax67 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly don't know how you guys can have a single favorite tweet. They are all so awesome. This one is for sure a classic though!

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Robust_Safeguard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hes not wrong. Like put a fucking sports bra on you fat tub of lard. Absolutely disgusting. I found this more true then funny when he first posted.

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Mddet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two moons… over myhammy.