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Bolo 409 points ago +409 / -0

Mostly peaceful gunshots brought to you by dindu nufin and Obama's son if he had one.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 167 points ago +167 / -0

"The shots were fired in the air, uh, in protest of white supremacy. In unrelated news, two local men were shot today outside the George Floyd Memorial..."

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JudicialDredd 65 points ago +65 / -0

Trump.

  • CNN
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WindyCityBluez 41 points ago +41 / -0

Lmfao.. I love this site

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FucKamala 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's why you can clearly hear the ding of metal on metal

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rr0n 88 points ago +88 / -0

Quoting this hilarous comment from that youtube video from user "Black Profile Pic":

Floyd's 21 gun salute!!!

Whoever or whereever you are you mad bastard ... may you live forever!!!

:D

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cosmos411 49 points ago +49 / -0

I heard they had a 21 gram salute just moments before.

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard it was "21 line salute"..

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Bolo 18 points ago +18 / -0

21 bullets between 2 guns

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NoEffLeft2Give 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drive-by 21 gun salute.... So fitting!!

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REDMARAUDER 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't give the media any ideas. They'll claim this is is an African tradition like kids stabbing each other

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1080pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh, I remember my first knife fight. Good ol' days.

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SensibleViolence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Knife fighting is an important part of a young black adolescents life. It teaches strength of character and of they are successful they don’t die. Truly descendants of Sparta!

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is hilarious.😂

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Rageofpepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m sure that guy had a lot of sons orally

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Pinochet_Was_Right 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m sure that guy swallowed a lot of future sons

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

They don't call them "peacemakers" for nothing.

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TrumpIncitedErection 1 point ago +1 / -0

You love to hear it.

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feinsteins_driver 229 points ago +230 / -1

All those shots and only one person ended up in the hospital with non-life threatening injuries. If there’s a race war I think we’ll do alright

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MarsupialHomeRule 92 points ago +92 / -0

Bet the injury was slide bite, too busy being a stylish gangsta to worry about trivialities like grip, stance, and aim...

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rossiFan 31 points ago +35 / -4

I think I heard 3 different guns: 2 9mm and 1 380. Could be wrong.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 33 points ago +33 / -0

I heard a .22, .54 Miniball, and a one those fucking triangle bullets — trounds.

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zooty 42 points ago +42 / -0

Could swear I heard a phased plasma rifle in the 40W range.

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Induceddrag 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Hey, just what you see, pal....”

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Timmy100 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn it. It must be the Startroopers' punishment battalion on holiday. They cannot shoot for shit.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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OGTD1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glawk Purfection Fawty

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could charge a super-capacitor maybe. shrug.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I heard was pew pew pew

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Those are collectable.

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Cryptops 9 points ago +12 / -3

1st one sounded like a 12 gauge in the abc interview, audio and acoustics can be tricky though

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Grunt422 4 points ago +5 / -1

A .38, and a 7.65mm maybe a .32-20 if I heard right.

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g-money1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard a .38 Casull and a 9mm G34 loaded with 147 FMJ over 3.3 gn N320. Do you even shoot?

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you even firefight? The Casull jammed after round 3. I agree about the Glock. Gen 4 or 5 tho?

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rob0Pede 12 points ago +12 / -0

A week into a war and they’d be deaf and out of ammo from spraying.

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TheDigger 4 points ago +4 / -0

They did a lot of tactical running out in the open with no cover.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Body: Completely exposed

Shoulder-fired rocket launcher: Sideways

Style: 110%

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Cuomorbidities 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ministry of Information, Culture & TOURISM"!! MY SIDES!! 😂

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honk_honk_honk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Death blossom

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember taking a friend into a regional out in the countryside for just that reason and the doctor was a real ace. He was probably the number one slide bite plastic surgeon in the country.

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Flipakademsarepedos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeppp

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JohnCocktoasten 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ask any cop in private and he'll tell you what morons thugs are when it comes to guns and ammo.

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feinsteins_driver 30 points ago +30 / -0

I know, I’ve worked in gun stores. Every handgun is a Glock regardless of manufacturer and they all take clips, no magazines

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JohnCocktoasten 21 points ago +21 / -0

Which is even more confusing then they MEAN Glock.

"Yall got any gap ammo?!" - "Uh what?" - "Gap ammo. Fo muh Glock"

*wheels spinning* Oh! He means literal Glock. And .45 G.A.P.

"Yeah I think we have some of that somewhere" *digs into shelf of meme ammo*

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BeefChucker 7 points ago +12 / -5

lol when you don’t pay attention to the caliber of the gun you’re stealing

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Grunt422 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey hommie know where I can get some .41 rimfire for dis gun I ripped off ?

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Jack_HinsonTN 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Dafaq is this Pietta thing sposda shoot? It got no place for them bullets t' go."

"Sir, that is a black powder muzzle loading revolver. All it has is a place for the BULLETS to go."

Confused thug noises

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SoAngryRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only one shelf?

The owner of the gun shop I used to go to, went to Shot Show, got drunk in one of the vendors meeting booths, and bought at least an entire pallet of 9mm makarov in aluminum cases. And this is in CA.

That stuff never moved, just lined the top shelf all the way around the Ammo corner for years.

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kc5ods 6 points ago +6 / -0

does he still have it? asking for a friend

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Indianapede 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’m lost on the clip/magazine joke. Is it a gansta thing to call it a clip?

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DairyBoy 20 points ago +20 / -0

People unfamiliar with firearms tend to say “clip” rather than magazine. Gangstas are unfamiliar with, among many other things, firearms.

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NvJohansson 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thinking they're bad ass when they're holding it sideways is funny as fuck

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FliesTheFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its not just gangsta wanna be losers, its pretty common to be used in wrong usage, just like Tires/Wheels/Rims.

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Richy_Rich 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was at the range last weekend and literally everyone around me (some with several gun) were using “clip” instead of magazine. I had a good laugh with the range master about it.

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Leeeashlee 9 points ago +10 / -1

Clip is for certain firearms. Magazines are for certain firearms . https://www.ammunitiontogo.com/lodge/magazine-vs-clip/

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Pepe1776_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

The clip holds the bullets and the magazine cases the clip. Some older rifles take clips only but I doubt any gang members use a Lee-Enfield.

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J0shua 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember the time the bloods bayonet charged the crips...

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feinsteins_driver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah yes, how could anyone forget the battle for mlk dr during the great crack wars of 1986

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, and the ban on bayonet lugs in the 90s Assault Weapons Ban was because of all the drive-by bayonettings in South Central.

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lee-Metford has entered the chat.

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BaldEagle1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

More specifically: clips feed mags. Mags feed a chamber.

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TruthyBrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the Garand is the exception that proves the rule, wherein the clip feeds a chamber.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't even mind it if they did.

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DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are actual clips that hold cartridges and magazines that hold cartridges.

It’s kind of like being misgendered.

Now days the kids in boot camp just get made fun of for not knowing the difference between a dildo and a dilater.

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OGTD1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cant we just sell snap caps in the blue cities?

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dizzle_izzle 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lol goddamn that was my thought

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J0shua 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t have to be very smart to use a gun.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two nights without electricity and they'd all be losing their minds.

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Standtogether 3 points ago +3 / -0

They already did, its why theyre leftists. In 2 days without video games and onlyfans they'd be at their local communist party office getting issued their smuggled in chinese rifles.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Its how commies have always gotten shit done. Terribly, but with no regard for human life. Its the collectivist super power.

That said, I guess we have belt fed uppers these days to defend from roving bands of soyboys instead of mosins...so...

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TheDigger 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm da only person in dis room certified to use a Glawk Fohty

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TruthyBrat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classic video, should be posted for those who might not have seen it.

https://youtu.be/vfONckOPyaI

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MrStep 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love the 'and then they smashed the phone of a reporter who was taking pics of bullet holes in a building'.

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MarsupialHomeRule 105 points ago +105 / -0

Does EBT cover ammo now?

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Rattatata 38 points ago +38 / -0

No but a few packs of menthols equal a few boxes of 9mm.

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King6of6the6retards 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fucking where? I can buy newports and kools all day long.

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Rattatata 8 points ago +8 / -0

New York, god damn cigs are $12 average per pack! Some are even 15! Even with a price of ammo in New York, cartons can be more expensive.

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King6of6the6retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI will feel this is conspiracy, blah, blah, IRS, blah blah, the Swayze express must now run secretly through the remnants of the Keystone excel to Cananda, where I assume tobacco and ammo prices are equally inflated.

You've offered no ammo price, and I've given no cig price.

Satire.

Bet they come for us anyway.

Texas beaver population is on this ragged edge against the introduced nutria. Sending any beaver this way?

No code, but it probably sounds like it.

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kc5ods 1 point ago +1 / -0

the jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss...

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skidplate 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd take that deal!

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Asking the real questions.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep and YouTube training as well. https://youtu.be/r1jx1TOzxrE?t=163

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DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course! When your food is paid for by your neighbors, you can spend your real money on ammo and drugs.

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SEV3Npoint 89 points ago +89 / -0

Congrats on 1 year sobriety, Georgie!

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rossiFan 24 points ago +24 / -0

Georgie! You did it!

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MarsupialHomeRule 13 points ago +13 / -0

He still can't breath! What a playa!

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consumptiveballerina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some people would have found staying clean for 365 days hard to swallow! Not our big guy George!

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Pepehands 75 points ago +75 / -0

Haha this retarded cuck. "I believe these are gunshots." Yeah no shit lmao. Immediately running in circles not knowing what to do. Find cover. Only 1 guy there got behind his engine block.

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Shroudedf8 37 points ago +37 / -0

Lol, I don't understand these people. I'd have been running for cover pretty damn quickly. Some of those dudes in the street just sauntering around. SMH... I guess they're just used to it.

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sordfysh 18 points ago +18 / -0

Best usually just to hit the ground. Easiest thing to do without panicking and hurting yourself or others.

Otherwise, get behind something firm as cooly as you can. After all, it's not like the gunfire is going to keep going on for more than a few seconds. Lol, unless you're in BLM territory. Which then, you might as well stay off of the ground level as much as possible.

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BeefChucker 9 points ago +14 / -5

Best to get behind something that bullets don’t go through

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BigIronBigIron 14 points ago +14 / -0

Forget car doors, get behind the engine block

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dr_gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth right here. Most rounds go through a car door like a hot knife through butter. It's literally no protection at all really. Total false sense of security.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kevlar

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BeefChucker 8 points ago +13 / -5

You’re more likely to get shot if they aren’t aiming at you

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Lurker404 9 points ago +9 / -0

One guy went planking behind the memorial. Right behind the guy in the light coat who doesn't give a damn. Bit hard to see because of the Minneapolis overlay.

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MastaJoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t fink the Brits bloody remember what guns even sound like, mate.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well to be fair, the AP only know what rockets and bombs sound like from sharing a building with literal terrorists.

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Keiichi81 67 points ago +67 / -0

There's about a 99% chance it's black-on-black gunshots though, so no one gives a shit.

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Filo76 32 points ago +32 / -0

If it were a white person, it'd be plastered all over the media.

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LowKeyPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nobody called 911 right? They sent in the social workers? Ok, just checking.

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bobobob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cops won't go into the Saint Floyd No-Go zone

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MakeFloridaRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

What cops? It’s minneAPEolous.

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abstr4ct 45 points ago +46 / -1

White supremacists are the biggest threat to America.

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IllKissYourBoobies 8 points ago +8 / -0

Point.

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BeefChucker 4 points ago +9 / -5

All forty of them!

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +9 / -1

You misunderstand, they're talking about YOU

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Feebs finally found something to upvote.

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do believe that was satire.

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okawesomeyeah 38 points ago +38 / -0

It was a mostly peaceful remembrance. All I can do is laugh. They keep trying to prop this crap up and despite all the flowery language and sentiments, there's just a whole segment of society that drags everyone down. Wish we could DEPORT all of this as that would result in immediate improvement for everyone, everywhere.

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Meddlesom 15 points ago +15 / -0

Orcs gonna orc.

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Coolgenner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like fentanyl is back on the menu boys.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +5 / -1

Urban Orcs is my favorite term.

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Jimmytraficantsghost 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jigs gonna jig

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signature226 28 points ago +28 / -0

Damn Krogans

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JuanTitor 11 points ago +11 / -0

The genophage "vaccine" will solve the problem.

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Stevo182 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit this is relevant. I actually liked the Krogans though.

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DairyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit that’s a good reference/analogy. Will be using that henceforth lmao

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kt524 1 point ago +1 / -0

Krogans are cooler than joggers will ever be.

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SigAR 26 points ago +26 / -0

That was like 50 shots fired! You think law abiding citizens are giving up there LEGAL firearms? Not peacefully we're not!

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 25 points ago +26 / -1

The simple fact that recording the violence in the black community shows that the MSM is systemically racist. This should never have been aired. For the sake of anti-racism, we need to ban the MSM. Immediately.

Period.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 25 points ago +25 / -0

Joe Biden's America! That's the sound of Democrat policies at work. Dude waited far to long to seek cover.

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IllKissYourBoobies 12 points ago +12 / -0

The narrative wouldn't let him.

It was a mostly peaceful shooting.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 10 points ago +10 / -0

He should have remembered the old adage "The safest person to be during a gang shooting is the intended target."

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MastaJoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

“It seems as if someone is shooting off fireworks in celebration and memory of George Kirby.”

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Oldpederaulfuerte 22 points ago +22 / -0

Despite making up only 13% of the population...

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dontCensorMeBro 9 points ago +9 / -0

...joggers doing most of the jog...

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entwickelnden 21 points ago +21 / -0

holy hell they accidentally did journalism.

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MastaJoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone had to put a fn gun to their head!

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Kano 19 points ago +21 / -2

Hopefully no cops show up, dont want anyone getting hurt or anything.

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jubyeonin 18 points ago +18 / -0

Those are "back the blue" fireworks.

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RedPillMAGALegend 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck george floyd

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BobSux 15 points ago +15 / -0

Taiwan is a country and it is a nicer place to live than Minneapolis.

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coffeeisbitter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because Taiwan is 95%+ ethnically homogenous, and does not have joggers.

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TrumpChampBelt 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ChrisTheCuckSlayer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nothing red pills white people like black people.

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rossiFan 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is just hilarious. That dog at the end knew to get the fuck out of the way more than those other people.

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alienjesus 12 points ago +12 / -0

I CAN’T BANG BANG BANG!

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t aim

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Zippythekid 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuckin savages

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dizzle_izzle 12 points ago +13 / -1

Joggers gonna jog

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LugNuts 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is FUNNY AS FUCK. Wrong neighborhood Limey!

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +7 / -5

He can go home and tell everyone he experienced some good ole American diversity firsthand

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Lord_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

A memorial built for a violent criminal occupied by other violent criminals. 🤡🌎🥳

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ArcticDark 11 points ago +11 / -0

AP/Huff/CNN - "During the vigil, ....what has been described by unamed sources, celebratory and reverent gunfire can be heard ringing throughout the city as mostly peaceful demonstrator----.....

no i can't even fake it.... jesus....

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BeefChucker -1 points ago +4 / -5

Thought you copied pasted for a moment there

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ArcticDark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Promise it's genuine. I did however pull from the Old Meme Magic back from the Dom Reddit, back when parody of the wok-topian news outlets would be simulated writing bogus news, and we'd emmulate it 'here'. Consider it a based permutation of a copypasta.

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JoggingLooter 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's such a shithole here. Can't wait to leave.

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somedaysoon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Police racism is so systemic that we have to milk the same incident for over a year.

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Space_Force 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not even summer yet. Hold on to your butts.

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BeefChucker 0 points ago +5 / -5

Gonna be so much love going around it’ll remind everyone of their iraq and afghan vacations

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

There’s two different clips!

Call me a self hat in’ WOC all you f’n want, I don’t live in that kind of environment and I sure as heck don’t want the whole country to turn into that. Especially not for some junkie

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REDMARAUDER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists do

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YesMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't see the problem.

Aspiring young doctors are attempting to give high velocity lead injections to the community members

The heros we need

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ExistenceIsOuroboros 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, the heroes we deserve.

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Ronpaulblican2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Karma is our friend Pedes. First that racist shithead in London takes one to the dome, now this! Lolol.

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StarGirl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Next time just ignore the bullets. They can take them out in post bruh. Otherwise you'll never finish filming the segment.

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Leeeashlee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I laughed so hard at seeing this

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TheDoomer603 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heard about this on NPR today. They reported it as 2 or 3 shots total.

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BeefChucker 0 points ago +5 / -5

Consistent with the accuracy of their reporting

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Sparks1017 6 points ago +6 / -0

AP Faggot

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IllKissYourBoobies 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope some of those that were there got a massive red pill shoved down their throats on the defund the police bullshit.

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Rickshawrick 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG YOU BIGOTS! THOSE ARE ONLY TO START THE MULTIPLE JOGGING RACES.

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ckover9000 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's racism and white supremacy to try to get to cover if blacks are shooting.

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starboard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why in the world are the police there?

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JoggingLooter 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are no uniformed officers there and they will not enter even if someone is shot. They do have undercover officers in the area and you can see one in one of the angles of this event where he pulls a pistol.

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REDMARAUDER 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because over 50% of police in Democrat cities are Democrat cucks

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cornpop_1988 4 points ago +4 / -0

Praise St. Fentanyl!

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sordfysh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on! Stop leaving! We're righ' here wich you, Associated Press. Where you goin?

Maybe they'll hire locally next time instead of paying a Swede to take a paid safari into Somaliapolis.

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Azkyler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apropos

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha fucking ha

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

We wuz famous n' sheeit!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Growing up, this was the kind of shit you heard when they were reporting from Managua.

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus fuck