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TraitorJoes 140 points ago +140 / -0

WTF Portland? Are you becoming the Nation of Wakanda?

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booblitchutz 127 points ago +127 / -0

800% !

How does Portland go from a poor man's Austin where skinny white faggots drink local brew and smoke pot and miss their job interview to THE FUCKING THUNDERDOME?!

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LugNuts 100 points ago +100 / -0

Answer: Communism.

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booblitchutz 34 points ago +34 / -0

Checks out.

Russia, North Korea, China, Cuba... whole lotta murder, like unprecedented levels of it.

Reminds me of the bill burr routine about Stalin.

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LugNuts 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's not muder if they oppose your ideology, apparently.

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consumptiveballerina 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's just politics!

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

After all; a million deaths are just statistics for commies.

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OriginalDankStar 3 points ago +3 / -0

A sign of virtue even

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honk_honk_honk 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not even murder if they support your ideology either apparently. Commies always end up eating their own.

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

like roaches

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Knowbody 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they oppose communism, committing violence against them is just free speech.
But if you speak against communism, that's literal violence.

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OriginalDankStar 2 points ago +2 / -0

But conservative words are violence

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caKAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

A bunch of filthy leftist + spineless soy boy mayor + lefty Oregon State Government = Deadly Results

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ChicagoRN 33 points ago +33 / -0

Chicago is way higher. Trust me.
They can't stop killing each other.
I did win the dead pool this past weekend. I guessed 12 killed and lo and behold. 12 dead.
Next weekend is a holiday weekend. I'm going for 22.

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LLchurch 9 points ago +9 / -0

You counting just the 48 hours or all 72 since holiday?

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greatresetmyc0ck 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll be shocked if its under 35 for MDW this year

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user2827 3 points ago +4 / -1

That would be a fun pool, although I could not stand the morality on making money on guessing on casualties.

I still do remember about 5-6 years ago there was an article in a Chicago paper celebrating the city for having a whole weekend without a fatal shooting (there were still shootings, but you know... aim and all)

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Brokenmatrix2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't aim it when it's fkn sideways.

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user2827 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's to make it a kill shot.

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lostremote- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats how it comes out the box!

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Standingoak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too much fun?

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 11 points ago +12 / -1

Broken window theory on steroids

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean not enforcing the broken windows theory on steroids?

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KELPERZ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Massive influx of "kangz" over the last year. They call it "gang violence", but you get the drift.

There are additional problems (homelessness, Marxism, crack head city commissioner Jo An Hardesty), but the black population has at least doubled in the last 1-2 years and we are seeing the results of it.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why is the Kang pop going up some much?

Are the rumors true? Is Portland going to be Wakanda?

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their population has actually been going down across the board, partly because of planned parenthood, and partly because they cant stop killing each other.

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ArchVileRespawned 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's amazing how much effort gets point into avoiding "naming the black."

gang violence

youth

troubled youth

economically disadvantaged

criminal justice reform (always means letting blacks out of prison and otherwise going soft on black criminals)

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Cryptops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Crazy how fast things change

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AttackSquirrel [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

No kidding! You have to be handing out AKs to all the neighborhood kids to hit those kind of numbers

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AttackSquirrel [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

I do kinda want to see a flannel wearing Warlord driving a Prius though...

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Deemike 19 points ago +19 / -0

Warperson, you mean. WarLORD implies male. Don’t assume their gender, bigot.

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

I prefer the term War_Hamster. No questions about the gender with that one.

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ObamasLooseButthole 10 points ago +10 / -0

So you'll be bringing terror to an area for a few months and disappearing one day when I get home from school?

That's what my hamster did. It wasn't a War Hamster though.

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sonrisa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you SURE you don’t know where the hamster went, u/ObamasLooseButthole ?

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

shhh

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

"That's one small hole for hamster, one giant leap for hamsterkind."

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

A gerbil in a hamster suit

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry for your loss. Perhaps you didn't feed your hamster enough martinis. I'm told they like that.

But your story is prophetic. I plan to retire from hamster-ness the day we've taken this country back.

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd check your bed for claymores.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're correct, because War Hamster is the 57th gender.

There's a reason Heinz Ketchup puts the number 57 on their bottles.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Associated me with John Kerry is fighting words.

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AlabamaSlamma 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I was a kid I used to have pet hamsters.

They'd have kids and the adults would sometimes eat the kids.

Like little corn cobs. Holding them in their front hands. Munching away and rotating them as they ate.

Some of the most brutal shit a little kid could witness.

I don't doubt they'd be effective in combat.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't fool me. You're one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The one who's a lab-modified genius hamster.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

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HEXEN 8 points ago +9 / -1

No one can stop this latte of mocha.

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US3RNAM3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Mythical Morning guys

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TheSphinxIsAFag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, Chicago's 22% might be a higher raw number than their 800%.

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Whittledick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I observed what you executed there

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boonjosh 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looking more like Soymalia.

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TheRealPizzaPope 11 points ago +11 / -0

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEEIT

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traveler776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it had an unusually low murder rate so that gave it a lot of room to grow

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

We all know why, right

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skuda 46 points ago +47 / -1

Just short black areas and you will make a killing off their killings.

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TheRealPizzaPope 33 points ago +33 / -0

With only 13% assets, you can make over a 51% return on investment! Stonks!

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Reality_Check 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's closer to 70% now. And probably closer to 90 if you go back to before crime stats were manipulated to lower the number of Hispanics reported as well as definition changes to hide more black crime. It's like how the government changes inflation metrics whenever they look bad.

Non white crime is inflating.

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like how the FBI puts Hispanics down as White

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556x45mm 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean Latinx right?

I fuck around with the Mexicans at work, they don't like it when I call them Latinx.

And yes, on the west coast we call them Mexicans, my entire life in California they have always been referred to as Mexicans.

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FliesTheFlag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call them Mexicans, or if they are of spanish light skinned ones who think their shit dont stink they are Creamers. My friends that families are from Mexico guess what they call themselves, Americans, they despise these fucks flying the Mexico flag up here in the USA.

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DemonkkkRatSlavers 2 points ago +2 / -0

White crime is failing to live up to political standards for social change through social engineering by a deluge of poli sci majors. Time to import the 3rd World latinX to group them with the underperformed whites and get those crime stats up.

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Am_I_a_Coward 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's how Soros makes his money, yes.

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Peppers 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hahahaha, fucking Portland. Left that shithole in October, best decision yet, aside from my wife

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War_Hamster 12 points ago +12 / -0

I left the Portland suburbs when I was 17. Best decision my parents ever made, aside from having me.

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honk_honk_honk 8 points ago +8 / -0

I never lived in Portland.

Yeah, that's all I got.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Given your username, that's actually surprising.

Congrats.

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honk_honk_honk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was only exposed to a lethal dose of honkler radiation when I went off to 'higher' 'education', don't make fun of my condition fren 😥

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently you got a triple-dose.

Don't worry, you appear to be a very useful being nonetheless.

And I never make fun of others. It was tough growing up and having people call me a gerbil.

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honk_honk_honk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well you know what they say, 3.6 honkgen, not great, not terrible.

Understandable. Nobody ever uses the correct pronouns for gerbil vets. Thank you for your service on the great wheel.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice reference, lol

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Brokenmatrix2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

A big mushy gerbil.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Say that again and you'll lose a pinky finger. Sharp teeth here.

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AlabamaSlamma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya done good.

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TheRealPizzaPope 5 points ago +6 / -1

There's a chance that Oregon might become part of "Greater Idaho."

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eastern Oregon. The good part.

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Fuck_Israel 2 points ago +7 / -5

You’ll be saying that till she runs you through the family court system. Something I hope never happens btw.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=th0R2nxva2w

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Peppers 8 points ago +9 / -1

Don't be a negative faggot,...faggot

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Fuck_Israel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just bringing awareness my dude. Jeff bezos lost 32 billion dollars because he signed a marriage license. And we are about to watch bill gates get hammered. My cautionary comment is warranted.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nWLzdWD2__c

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Peppers 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bro, you think I was born yesterday? I know all this shit.

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Fuck_Israel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Other’s don’t though. I forgot this place was called pepper[dot]win

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Lordahdaring 30 points ago +30 / -0

When the Audit is finished I am going to short murders.

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AttackSquirrel [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I just want to know how they can afford the ammo...

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rossiFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

So THAT'S where all the ammo is going!

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BeefChucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

The same way they are buying Gucci and shit, federal gov is paying for all this. The only things the gov doesn’t buy is the guns, they steal most of those

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 3 points ago +3 / -0

Knifes don’t need reloading

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where did all those riot bricks come from?

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Brokenmatrix2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clay. Dumbass. 😘

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're going to get squeezed. The street thugs are going to go apesh*t even without being given orders.

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CJBarnacle 19 points ago +19 / -0

Let the blacks kill themselves. I don't care.

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FliesTheFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yea if it black people want to keep killing themselves so be it. They will keep voting democrat while alive and while dead. They had their chance to keep Trump in office who had done more for them than democrats did in 100 years.

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +9 / -2

This. The more the better. Fucking losers.

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CJBarnacle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unfortunately, Biden is just going to keep importing them from Haiti and other shithole countries.

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BeefChucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately bullets don’t care, and the gangbangers already kill children nonstop. it’s not long before they shoot up a soccer mom minivan and the state propaganda outlets actually have to report on more than a brief mention

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Portland is like 98% white soy cucks and rainbow gang lesbos

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lgbtqiacdefhjkmnoprs 1 point ago +1 / -0

make police leave them alone

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Am_I_a_Coward 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jesus God, Portland. Are they putting meth in the drinking water or something?! Does Tri-Cities have to send a flotilla down the river and sort things out for you? Does the militia here have to invade Seattle, Spokane, Portland, Salem, and Olympia this year or next? Are you all really going to make us do that? Because we will CRUSH all you limp-wristed faggots eventually if you keep causing all this new gang crime and audible gunfire to spill over into our formerly-idyllic respective hometowns. We in Tri-Cities have a God-given right to invade your overcrowded, pestilence-ridden stench-holes in self-defense against your constant and violent gang war aggression against us, regardless of whether the feds, or anyone else, approves.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please add Eugene to the target list.

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Am_I_a_Coward 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm... we'd have to take Spokane off, then lol. Maybe the Idahoans can throw some potatoes at them or something.

These are all on the I-5 corridor, now that I think of it. That entire road is just an aorta of pure evil, really. Plenty of Californians causing havoc here, too.

Fuck it, may as well just start in Bellingham, then march south from there and see if the Tri-Cities Militia (and friends) can liberate folks all the way down to San Diego. They're all punks, and we'd be at least 20x our number by the time we were done with Medford.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in San Diego. How about I start here and we'll meet somewhere around Sacramento?

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Communism. Worse than meth.

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Fitzimo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shooting just happened 6 blocks from me 2 hours ago

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TheRealPizzaPope 13 points ago +13 / -0

LOLOL I love how they use green triangles like its a fuck STOCK MARKET. KEK

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556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe Elon will tweet something....

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Counterforce1 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like how if you already lived in libtard shitville cities it didn’t go up that much cause it was already hell

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WilliamWallace 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kansas City Mayor just defunded as well...

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rossiFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

And they're off to the...races?

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Diana 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm noticing a trend here:

James Kenney (Democrat Party) is the Mayor of Philadelphia i

Jacob Frey (Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party) is the mayor of Minneapolis.

Ted Wheeler (a career Democrat) is the Mayor of Portland in Oregon.

Bill de Blasé Democrat Party,) is mayor of New York City

Lori Elaine Lightfoot (Democratic Party) is mayor of Chicago

Eric Garcetti (Democrat Party) is the mayor of Los Angeles

Muriel Elizabeth Bowser (Democrat Party) is the mayor of the District of Columbia

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could say they are our national socialist party...

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Overkillengine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, you can make a chart showing the political party in control of shithole cities for the last 100+ years and see the same trend.

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Charles1525 9 points ago +9 / -0

The lefts prerequisite to gun control?

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TheRealPizzaPope 16 points ago +17 / -1
  1. GIVE BLACK MAN GUN
  2. HAVE BLACK MAN SHOOT OTHER BLACK MAN
  3. BLAME VIOLINS ON MUH WHITES
  4. BAN GUNS
  5. PROFIT
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QLARP 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol most of these murders are people that know each other.

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TheRealPizzaPope 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah that's the fucked up part of it. It's all the hyper-tension in gang-dominated neighborhoods. Some blacks never leave their neighborhoods to go to even another district. For many of them, their streets are all they know and they choose to stay.

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QLARP 1 point ago +1 / -0

I looked up the stats while some ate gang related most murders in America are still husband vs wife, family member disputes and acts of passion.

If you get killed in America in a murder it's statistically your crazy uncle.

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find it impossible to believe that's still true if the OP's stats are true.

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QLARP 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think these spikes are gang bangers?

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AlabamaSlamma 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We keep shooting each other!!!"

"You need to disarm!"

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

I guess Portland is where all the black people live out in Oregon. Cuz there is like 4 in Lane county haha

Also, plug for https://heyjackass.com/ for you number nerds out there 🤓

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Portland still doesn't have a very large black population. It's the decadent commies.

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AlabamaSlamma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Out of 56 American states and territories, Oregon is 46th for least amount of black people.

They also have some of the lowest murder rates in the country.

Coincidentally.

The 800% jump is due to the super low amount of murders actually.

30 total murders so far in Portland this year, Oregon's biggest city.

The previous record was 70 murders in Portland, in 1987.

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Reality_Check 7 points ago +7 / -0

Keep bringing in those brown people.

South America and Africa are the way they are because of the people.

It's probably already too late to wake up.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

MOSTLY PEACEFUL MURDER RATES

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cook_does 6 points ago +6 / -0

Somehow I bet Chicago's 22% increase is a larger number than Portlands 800%

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nightfox02 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol Portland bringing up the rear like the faggots they are.

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FliesTheFlag 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEFUND THE POLICE YOOO!

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Criss_P_Bacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hmm, all democrat ran cities. No coincidence here.

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Gwot0412 5 points ago +6 / -1

That's bad in comparison to 2020. Murder rates were up in 2020 due to BLMurder .

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BeefChucker 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was one of the most violent years on record. Makes you wonder how big of a retard you need to be to label 1/6 a violent insurrection

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Slothboy 5 points ago +6 / -1

Portland EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT?

I knew it was getting bad there but damn

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Timmy100 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny how the arrows are "green".

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Bldg_2019 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those Philly numbers are way too low. Let’s get those pumped up %1000.

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

The factor that they reported the covid deaths too high can inversely be used for the murder numbers being too low.

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry, we haven't even begun to moon yet!

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Undying 4 points ago +4 / -0

I own 83 doge coins. Wonder if I should by more?

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

STONKS

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nocomply55 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck! Buy low sell, sell high, murder index fund!

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enjoy your murder, leftist shithole cities.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the stock

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

GEO 🚀?

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are you lazy fucks in New York City and Chicago doing?

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too many cops above ground in nyc, gotta stab some people in the subway and push others onto the tracks

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only you can prevent your own murder now. Be armed

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WindyCityBluez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black crime rates TO THE MOON

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PrimeCuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

The lefties just keep on winning stupid prizes at their stupid games. Let the good times roll. Everyone else please protect yourselves from these scumbags.

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Greenhills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmm, what do all these places have in common?

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Iranhasnukes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should say - George Floyd - 1 year later

Thanks Nancy

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only they murdered their own.

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, war has always been a profitable enterprise.

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onesummerdream 2 points ago +2 / -0

DeFUnd tHe PoLiCe!

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Bigdeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who would had thought letting criminals out of jail and being a weak handed in dealing with blacks would lead to more murders. Well I did.

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Joe_Snow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicago's fuckin lackin

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moral of the story? Don't go to a gun free zone, you'll get shot.

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Vortmak 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could a made a killing 🤣

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Edial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Places that will never be visited.

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Tucso 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol Portland?? How’s those crazy paws working out

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Tucso 1 point ago +1 / -0

Laws*

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Portland forever

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koshersquid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile my rural county continues it’s three year streak of zero homicides. With so many guns it’s hard to believe we aren’t dropping left and right!

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MagaShoghi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn PdX looks like winner!

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pleaseStopMilkingMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the listless and lazy are capable of such faggotry, just imagine what carnage awaits the smooth brains when the productive members of society lose patience. The numbers we achieve in a day will ravage their weekly intentions.