I already don't eat any of thos garbage. Honestly, buying simple non processed foods and cooking meals is good for your wallet, your brain, and your waistline
Until you learn to bake! Then it’s your moment to make friends with your neighbors because you need to send those proud accomplishments somewhere that won’t reduce your plate-carrier mile times!
This is how it is talking to my native spanish speaking friends and family. Spanish is a gendered language, EXCEPT for when it comes to the equivalent to his/hers; it's all the same word: su
I actually thought about writing a book called “The Emperor’s New Boobs” about everyone congratulating a tranny on being the woman she is, and at the end some little kid points and says “daddy, why does that man have boobs?” and then everyone starts laughing. And the ‘empress’ hangs ‘herself’.
They really do believe that they're smarter than us and we'll never notice how full of shit they are. I go through it 5 days a week. Then comes the tantrum when they get busted and look stupid in front of everyone.
If you have a vagina and you munch rugs, you're gay. That is, unless you identify as a man. In that case, it's a man's vagina and so it's straight cunnilingus.
Was watching a show where one of the main cast is "they".
Whenever they used "they" in a conversation you're like who do you mean -they-. The good guys? The bad guys? Those new aliens we found? Oh, the non-binary person.
I'm so glad my parents didn't raise me on sugary cereals. They were considered a special treat for once in a big while, like fast food. All that sugar...
Did you get bacon and eggs everyday or something? I remember I liked cream of wheat as a kid as well as cereal. And I do think there was more sugar in the cereal back then and it tasted better than the stuff that they have today.
Well sucrose is a fructose and a glucose bound by a molecular link that the sucrase enzyme splits in, like, two seconds flat so the truth is, when the HFCS lobby ran that "It's the same as sugar" campaign a few years ago, they were...100% right.
It's fructose that's the problem, whether you get it from sugar or HFCS.
Don't be misled by (deliberate) attempts to obfuscate sugar vs. corn syrup. Cut out fructose from all sources.
Yes but every step counts. I have switched seltzers (I never drink soda - it can lead to kidney stones, is empty calories, and the dark colored ones are bad for the prostate) so that I don't support Cuck-a-Cola (research the brand, they've got a ton of subsidiaries). I gave up my favorite burger joint (burger king) and now only get burgers from the local pizza shop (surprise - they're much bigger).
Why stuff them in the garbage when you could use the side of the box to write triggering statement as pronouns? Fags are the only people who will buy this product, and if the pronoun's on the side include "Hitler/did nothing/wrong" even they wont buy. Unless theyre gay Nazis.... Then we have a problem.
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Maybe print out some stickers that show some statistics about the faggot community and how disgusting it all is. Slap em somewhere discreet.
How would that show the stores anything if you're buying the stuff anyway? They don't care what you do with your things after you've purchased them. Just don't buy it in the first place.
He wanted people to eat corn kibble because red meat drives your sex hormones up, and he didn't think people should be doing the nasty. He was deliberately trying to use food to suppress people's innate human drives. His brother was an open eugenicist who made it his late life mission to suppress black genetics.
Kellogg's was founded by totalitarian idiots. Not much has changed apparently
the operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic [to] have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases.
Good question. I second that. I know people here like to say the left projects - well this to me is classic projection. The homosexuals (I assume) FEEL* like heterosexuals have been “pushing” heterosexuality on them their whole lives so now they think that actually pushing homosexuality on everyone is normal. And it doesn’t make sense because the homosexuals get offended if you say it’s a choice but then they push their sexuality on everyone (including children) as if to teach them that there are other CHOICES of what you can stick your dick into. So my question to homosexuals is, if homosexuality isn’t a choice, why are you forcing the idea on children? If they’re born gay, they’ll grow up wanting to suck dicks without any intervention and if they’re born straight then no amount of propaganda will change that either.
*I say “feel” because no one pushed heterosexuality on anyone. It’s just the norm. But in the mind of a gay person I guess showing a commercial with a mom and dad and a kid is an attack on their sexuality. Like we never made “straight” legos to try to show kids that men and women fuck. The end.
Though some people might be "born" gay, I think others can "acquire" it through environment. Some potential triggers for that could be:
Being molested at a young age.
Developing the fetish through things like pornography.
Choosing it to score victim-status points.
(And probably others).
However, from a political angle you MUST argue that it is in-born. That allows you to piggy back off the civil rights movement. No one can possibly argue that anyone chose their skin color or race.
Saying you want to skirt societal norms sexually because you developed an unusual sexual appetite because of your pornography preferences isn't going to win you a lot of brownie points in cultural arguments.
(And they could be both homosexuality or transgenderism)
I'll say it, nobody is born gay. Why the hell would anyone be if you believe in evolution? It's the most retarded mind bender. Just listen to someone try to rationalize being born gay under evolution or any other scientific religion bullshit.
Lol yeah they aren't born gay, they develop it either via environment or via a long process of choices. The born gay argument makes no sense. Sexuality can change over time.
If you buy this shit for your kid, you're a bad parent. If your kid is a picky eater, that's easily changed. You'd be surprised what kids will eat when they're genuinely hungry. You give your kid two choices at meal time: take it, or leave it.
There's a ton of horrible parents out there that try to give their kids anything they request. It's sickening. Sets them up for a rough adulthood when they've never been told no.
I gave my kids what they needed.
Solid roof, clean clothes, healthy food. Love ,patience, education beyond public school.
I was big on the " let's go on a nature hike" , berry picking, plant identification, small game hunting with a sling shot. Was I the perfect mom? No. I fucked up plenty ...got all the time in the world to regret stupid choices
One of my lay pastor friends (lesbian) said not to buy from big companies pride products because they’re not sincere and to buy from small LGBTQ companies instead.
The entire corporate world has fallen into this nonsense, not buying the garbage won't really change anything, especially when it doesn't even dent their sales by a little bit. Conservatives still do not see the connection between the political world and the business world yet.
That's a good idea regardless of politics. Corporate mainstream brands are never worth it. They make up quality with marketing and you still pay extra for that marketing.
Most people want recognition for something. They don't want to feel like they're just another drone in the 9-to-5 army. Some people look for fame through "shock value". Those are generally the folks that don't have any other talents that will get clicks on YouTube. Problem is, over time, as more and more people do crazy and stupid and shocking things to get famous, the audience gets bored and moves on. As previous levels of crazy become normal, the circus clowns have to get crazier to keep getting attention.
That's what we're seeing now. Rapidly escalating clown world. Generally, this chain reaction of crazy can only be halted by some kind of societal breakdown. Or a mass migration from YouTube to Gab.
This is to purposefully normalize this garbage and indoctrinate kids into thinking this shit is normal.
For the last time, stop encouraging mentally ill people to believe that their delusion is real. It’s not. After the surgery they are just a man or woman with a gaping festering hole or a mangled piece of labia fashioned into a false penis.
This is absolutely insane to encourage, no wonder almost half of them kill themselves. Wtf did you think was going to happen after you surgically mangled someone with severe body issues and self acceptance issues?
Chinese Funded propaganda in the United States. All of it, and the feckless republicans refuse to push anti-Communist measures because they are too busy eating out of the same troth as their Democrat friends. Too busy taking the 2 inch Chicom dick in the ass for money.
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Edit: also, hate to rain on the hate parade, but this is more geared towards the leftie parents who buy this, not actual kids. Did I give a shit what was on the box when I was a kid? No. I wanted the cereal
Most generic cereal is made by either ralston (who made chex and cookie crisp before selling those to general mills, who promptly nerfed the quality) or malt o meal.
And even if they're low in sugar most are made from simple grains or, usually, corn. Your body almost immediately processes these into sugar. The worst way you could start your morning is with cereal. Oatmeal isn't bad, but steak and eggs are best!
Yeah, you shouldn't put any of that shit in your body. You're shoveling down poison. Get steel cut oats. Add syrup, peanut butter, and some real fruit. Thrown in some coconut cream and cinnamon if you want to be fabulous.
Doctor Johnson proposed to define the word ‘oats’ thus: ‘A grain which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people.’ And I replied: ‘Aye, and that’s why England has such fine horses, and Scotland such fine people.’
— James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D., ch. 14 (1791)
Add this pair of pronouns: She/It
We/wz/kangz
ROFL
Joe/pedo Kam/hoe
TOP KEK
Fag/Faggette
Huey/Apache
About 41% become was/were
(Damn/dat spicy)
Shots/fired
Most underrated comment of the thread
(No/lies/spotted)
Collectively, they're all "never were".
“NEVER WERE” ‘EM AT WILL, FELLAS!
All-Bran®
Apple Jacks®
Austin®
Bear Naked®
Carr's®
Cheez-It®
Club®
Corn Pops®
Cracklin’ Oat Bran®
Crispix®
Eggo®
Froot Loops®
Frosted Mini-Wheats®
Gardenburger®
Honey Smacks®
Incogmeato™
Joybol
Jumbo Snax
Kashi®
Kellogg's Frosted Flakes®
Kellogg's Limited Edition
Kellogg’s Corn Flakes®
Kellogg’s Frozen Breakfast
Kellogg’s Raisin Bran®
Krave®
MorningStar Farms®
Mueslix®
Nutri-Grain®
Pop-Tarts®
Pringles®
Pure Organic
Rice Krispies®
Smart Start®
Smorz
Special K®
Toasteds®
Town House®
Zesta®
Easy Day - not one of those boxes of hot garbage is anywhere near healthy anyhow
I already don't eat any of thos garbage. Honestly, buying simple non processed foods and cooking meals is good for your wallet, your brain, and your waistline
Until you learn to bake! Then it’s your moment to make friends with your neighbors because you need to send those proud accomplishments somewhere that won’t reduce your plate-carrier mile times!
Frosted mini wheats ?? Ooh that one hurts.
No more rice krispies here. Fuck em.
Corn syrup is garbage anyhow.
Gonna miss cheese it’s. Not gonna lie. But they are only an occasional thing and easy to give up.
Those new ones they came out with were gold. But I gave that shit up for a better appendix carry.
No Cheerios on that list, no problem
Dia/Beetus
Wilford Brimley is that you?
"last week I hit my wife. then I found out she been dead for 2 years. who the hell did I hit." wilforr brimly (probably)
It's Dia/ Beetuthhh.
Gap in teef nethethary to breev.
Found the Abrams
i c wut u did there
Oh, we can choose other people's pronouns again according to how we see them?
I don't think someone thought this through all the way...
I'm gonna go by Him/her to really fuck with people.
I was just talking with him over at her desk? I'm sorry whos desk? Her desk right there Go talk to him
lol
This is how it is talking to my native spanish speaking friends and family. Spanish is a gendered language, EXCEPT for when it comes to the equivalent to his/hers; it's all the same word: su
Su/sus/sudio
from days when things made sense.
Used to be everything made sense
Now everything hella sus
I needed that laugh
Thanks man, I that was my laugh of the day
su/suself
The fact that nobody has done this already disappoints me greatly.
This is totally unrelated, but I know someone who decided she is gender neutral so she doesn’t have to admit she’s gay and marrying her girlfriend.
And this is fooling whom?
It’s the emperor’s new clothes IRL.
That is the realest analogy.
I actually thought about writing a book called “The Emperor’s New Boobs” about everyone congratulating a tranny on being the woman she is, and at the end some little kid points and says “daddy, why does that man have boobs?” and then everyone starts laughing. And the ‘empress’ hangs ‘herself’.
They really do believe that they're smarter than us and we'll never notice how full of shit they are. I go through it 5 days a week. Then comes the tantrum when they get busted and look stupid in front of everyone.
Since when is saying you're trans or gender neutral any less awkward than saying you're gay?
🤡 🌎
It's the new hot shit.
Honk Honkler
If you have a vagina and you munch rugs, you're gay. That is, unless you identify as a man. In that case, it's a man's vagina and so it's straight cunnilingus.
'Are you or your loved ones suffering from persistent background circus music? You may be a clown.'
Honk Honk
That's why this shit never works.
Was watching a show where one of the main cast is "they".
Whenever they used "they" in a conversation you're like who do you mean -they-. The good guys? The bad guys? Those new aliens we found? Oh, the non-binary person.
People who use they/them were touched by grammar when they were young.
Think you mean grandpa
While everyone was watching "Touched by an Angel" in the living room I was being touched by an Uncle in the garage.
Kelsey?
It's the theys
who / whose
You can't truly confuse someone when they're already deeply confused and unmoored from reality in the first place.
that won't work, people will go by anything
Including man's anus shaped cereal. Gays are clever-ish.
Bro I'm pretty sure you're shopping at the wrong store
Superhero Ass Master eats Flaming Recto-O's, the nutritious gay cereal that goes squelch in milk.
I/me
Trump/ Jr.
FRUIT LOOPS is what they are turning our children into.
I'm so glad my parents didn't raise me on sugary cereals. They were considered a special treat for once in a big while, like fast food. All that sugar...
Did you get bacon and eggs everyday or something? I remember I liked cream of wheat as a kid as well as cereal. And I do think there was more sugar in the cereal back then and it tasted better than the stuff that they have today.
High fat foods are the best thing to have for breakfast. Eggs and a fatty meat with toast should be a go to breakfast for everyone.
Very true breakfast is like an investment.
Real sugar I would think. Now it's all HFCS which our liver treats as a poison. So one could conclude that's its.....poison.
Well sucrose is a fructose and a glucose bound by a molecular link that the sucrase enzyme splits in, like, two seconds flat so the truth is, when the HFCS lobby ran that "It's the same as sugar" campaign a few years ago, they were...100% right.
It's fructose that's the problem, whether you get it from sugar or HFCS.
Don't be misled by (deliberate) attempts to obfuscate sugar vs. corn syrup. Cut out fructose from all sources.
Faggot Flakes
" NOW WITH FRUITY MARSHMALLOW PENISES !"
Get a free gender reassingment voucher in every 10th package!
Add Your Own:
FUCK / OFF
FUCK / YOU
GET / HELP
13/55 Was/were Pray/errday
Hitler/did/nothing/wrong
Gushing/granny
Epstein / Didn't / Killhimself
Trump / Won / Bigly
Bring a permanent marker to the shops and write it on there without buying it.
If you find these in your store, it is your duty to take two or three and put them in your basket. Then casually stuff them into a garbage can.
Tolerance is over.
I don't shop at stores that sell crap like this, so may I be excused from performing my duty?
Avoiding woke companies is so hard because they have pretty much forced every big corporation to bend the knee.
And they all sit on each others' boards of directors.
Yes but every step counts. I have switched seltzers (I never drink soda - it can lead to kidney stones, is empty calories, and the dark colored ones are bad for the prostate) so that I don't support Cuck-a-Cola (research the brand, they've got a ton of subsidiaries). I gave up my favorite burger joint (burger king) and now only get burgers from the local pizza shop (surprise - they're much bigger).
I like how hardcore granola I think you are but I still shop outside the health stores.
When I take a break from the healthy diet, it's usually for bar food. But the bars were closed for awhile.....
You don't shop at stores that carry Kellogg's brand cereals? Do you shop for cereal at AutoZone???
I don't eat cereal. Breakfast is fruit and a hardboiled egg. 2nd breakfast is a protein smoothie.
Exceptions are only made for business/social breakfast and then it's either a breakfast burrito or omelette.
Now I'm getting hungry.
you just eat those little gerbil puffy cheese doodle things don't you ?
That's for normal rodents. War Hamsters need meat.
Hardcore bruh.
Why stuff them in the garbage when you could use the side of the box to write triggering statement as pronouns? Fags are the only people who will buy this product, and if the pronoun's on the side include "Hitler/did nothing/wrong" even they wont buy. Unless theyre gay Nazis.... Then we have a problem.
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Maybe print out some stickers that show some statistics about the faggot community and how disgusting it all is. Slap em somewhere discreet.
Umm... Maybe reword that last line. Just sayin.
Lol
"I'm sick of them turning the frickin' Nazis gay!"
-Alex Jones
"Why do something efficient and discrete when you can LARP as antifa"
Yeah! That'll show the multi billion dollar company with its international enterprise!
It'll show the stores buying them that they'll lose money for every order.
How would that show the stores anything if you're buying the stuff anyway? They don't care what you do with your things after you've purchased them. Just don't buy it in the first place.
Where did I say I would buy it? Taking reading lessons from AOC?
That hurts the store, not the manufacturer.
Rather, call the local stor and complain. Every day. As often as you can. From different numbers if possible. (Free text apps can help here)
The sticker war.
It is lethal.
Alex Jones was right! The frog is gay!
Hahahaha
Vitamins and Atrazine
Are those elven faggots putting aids in the cereal?
I'm so fucking tired of the virtue signaling bullshit. I really hope every company that panders to this ridiculous bull shit burns (metaphorically).
Idk I hope they burn literally in this summer's riot season....
I'm sure they just do it because it makes money.
I'm not convinced there's another reason, surely.
rainbow capitalism whatever you want to call it.
Drop Kellog's, and eat Post Cereal only? They make that weird cereal that comes in a bag, Malt-O-Meal. I'm told that it's pretty good.
Malt-0-meal are ghetto lucky charms. Muy delicioso.
Research Kellogg’s founder, Keith Kellogg, sometime. Another winner.
He wanted people to eat corn kibble because red meat drives your sex hormones up, and he didn't think people should be doing the nasty. He was deliberately trying to use food to suppress people's innate human drives. His brother was an open eugenicist who made it his late life mission to suppress black genetics.
Kellogg's was founded by totalitarian idiots. Not much has changed apparently
So he was the anti masturbation cereal maker!
But Corn Flakes get me so hard...
Yes. And circumcision advocate. Again, because he loved sexual suppression.
Correct. Kellogg's anti-masturbation obsession is one reason why circumcision became a thing forced on boys in the U.S.:
He was against Mass Starvation I guess?
Didn’t he also advocate for pouring acid on women’s clits to prevent masturbation?
So was Ford Motor company and a bunch of other companies.
The film 'Road to Wellville' comes to mind...
(((Kellogg's)))
Why are children's companies teaching homosexuality?
They're groomers.
OK groomer
Wow, that could be said to any leftist, rly.
I think we just made Groomer a new thing
They don't want anyone to reproduce anymore. Faggotry is one means to that end.
Good question. I second that. I know people here like to say the left projects - well this to me is classic projection. The homosexuals (I assume) FEEL* like heterosexuals have been “pushing” heterosexuality on them their whole lives so now they think that actually pushing homosexuality on everyone is normal. And it doesn’t make sense because the homosexuals get offended if you say it’s a choice but then they push their sexuality on everyone (including children) as if to teach them that there are other CHOICES of what you can stick your dick into. So my question to homosexuals is, if homosexuality isn’t a choice, why are you forcing the idea on children? If they’re born gay, they’ll grow up wanting to suck dicks without any intervention and if they’re born straight then no amount of propaganda will change that either.
*I say “feel” because no one pushed heterosexuality on anyone. It’s just the norm. But in the mind of a gay person I guess showing a commercial with a mom and dad and a kid is an attack on their sexuality. Like we never made “straight” legos to try to show kids that men and women fuck. The end.
Though some people might be "born" gay, I think others can "acquire" it through environment. Some potential triggers for that could be:
(And probably others).
However, from a political angle you MUST argue that it is in-born. That allows you to piggy back off the civil rights movement. No one can possibly argue that anyone chose their skin color or race.
Saying you want to skirt societal norms sexually because you developed an unusual sexual appetite because of your pornography preferences isn't going to win you a lot of brownie points in cultural arguments.
(And they could be both homosexuality or transgenderism)
I'll say it, nobody is born gay. Why the hell would anyone be if you believe in evolution? It's the most retarded mind bender. Just listen to someone try to rationalize being born gay under evolution or any other scientific religion bullshit.
Let alone "born in the wrong body."
It's really hard to accept, but very few political arguments are about truth. 99% of the time they are about power or an agenda or both.
Lol yeah they aren't born gay, they develop it either via environment or via a long process of choices. The born gay argument makes no sense. Sexuality can change over time.
I was at my exes a few days ago, her kid was watching some short cartoon about a gay couple on something called Peacock TV.
Like that was the entire story of the 2 minute cartoon, just 2 fags in a house.
Getting early points for when social credit scores are implemented.
I sure hope no one takes a sharpie into a grocery store and adds some pronouns of their own. That'd be a real shame.
FBI would probably send 24 agents
Nah. They're too busy with 1/6 and the nooses in CT.
If you buy this shit for your kid, you're a bad parent. If your kid is a picky eater, that's easily changed. You'd be surprised what kids will eat when they're genuinely hungry. You give your kid two choices at meal time: take it, or leave it.
There's a ton of horrible parents out there that try to give their kids anything they request. It's sickening. Sets them up for a rough adulthood when they've never been told no.
I gave my kids what they needed. Solid roof, clean clothes, healthy food. Love ,patience, education beyond public school. I was big on the " let's go on a nature hike" , berry picking, plant identification, small game hunting with a sling shot. Was I the perfect mom? No. I fucked up plenty ...got all the time in the world to regret stupid choices
I was raised with those 2 mealtime choices. Don’t like this dinner? Fine, don’t eat but there won’t be any snacking before bed. They’ll live.
"Hunger is the best sauce."
lmao
I've seen real fags online bitch about this being an insincere corporate act.
One of my lay pastor friends (lesbian) said not to buy from big companies pride products because they’re not sincere and to buy from small LGBTQ companies instead.
And they'll move onto the next stage of degeneracy.
The cereal looks like buttholes. Good job faggots!
Try our exciting new cereal, Prolapse-O's! Each bite oozes with creamy, fudgey santorum!
The entire corporate world has fallen into this nonsense, not buying the garbage won't really change anything, especially when it doesn't even dent their sales by a little bit. Conservatives still do not see the connection between the political world and the business world yet.
Yeah right. Tell that to Gillette. Boycotts work.
Gillette still exists.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't boycott, just means it's not enough on its own.
Half of the country reducing their purchases, sounds like a sales dent to me.
Also, more importantly, not buying poison will change your family's life for the better.
SHOUT IT
Been buying generic brands my entire adult life, and taught my children not to fall victim to the marketing of overpriced name brands.
That's a good idea regardless of politics. Corporate mainstream brands are never worth it. They make up quality with marketing and you still pay extra for that marketing.
Except Pop Tarts - no generic comes close. Although done with those now. Thanks Kellogg's 👍
WTF!! Sorry kids, cold porridge from now on, fuggin commies ruin everything
Granola is cheap. Even in bulk is better than these cereals.
Porridge is racist. Goldilocks ate porridge and she was who-ite.
Oat porridge is better though?
Oatmeal and granola are healthier alternatives anyway.
How did we go from
"Eat this cereal to keep from masturbating"
To
"Fuck whatever you want, whether it moves or not"
Like this:
Most people want recognition for something. They don't want to feel like they're just another drone in the 9-to-5 army. Some people look for fame through "shock value". Those are generally the folks that don't have any other talents that will get clicks on YouTube. Problem is, over time, as more and more people do crazy and stupid and shocking things to get famous, the audience gets bored and moves on. As previous levels of crazy become normal, the circus clowns have to get crazier to keep getting attention.
That's what we're seeing now. Rapidly escalating clown world. Generally, this chain reaction of crazy can only be halted by some kind of societal breakdown. Or a mass migration from YouTube to Gab.
I’m getting ready to run by Harris Teeter right now. I’m taking a sharpie and if I see this I’m adding “TRUMP / WON”.
Haven't bought since I was introduced to granola. Breakfast cereal are awful, esp Kellogs'. Even their "healthy cereal".
Probably the worst thing to happen to Americans.
Wrecked Anus Loops.
This is to purposefully normalize this garbage and indoctrinate kids into thinking this shit is normal.
For the last time, stop encouraging mentally ill people to believe that their delusion is real. It’s not. After the surgery they are just a man or woman with a gaping festering hole or a mangled piece of labia fashioned into a false penis.
This is absolutely insane to encourage, no wonder almost half of them kill themselves. Wtf did you think was going to happen after you surgically mangled someone with severe body issues and self acceptance issues?
FUCKING MORONS, ALL OF THESE LEFTISTS.
haven't bought kellogs bullshit since 2015. get like me.
I started eating grits recently. Every morning. I’m much happier throughout the day and feel better.
Why grits is just ground up corn. Y'know my grandma makes the best grits.
[Meta: how can I buy grits at a store up in Baltimore?]
Try farina or oats ... more protein and complex carbs.
Chinese Funded propaganda in the United States. All of it, and the feckless republicans refuse to push anti-Communist measures because they are too busy eating out of the same troth as their Democrat friends. Too busy taking the 2 inch Chicom dick in the ass for money.
Would be a shame if someone wrote in obscenities, with a Sharpie, on the shelf.
I want these companies to just sell cereal.
Breakfast is a lie perpetrated by Big Cereal.
Edit: also, hate to rain on the hate parade, but this is more geared towards the leftie parents who buy this, not actual kids. Did I give a shit what was on the box when I was a kid? No. I wanted the cereal
They are fruit loops
I boycotted them ages ago when they did some other woke horse shit. You won’t miss them.
Somebody should ask Kelloggs why they're obsessed with the sexuality of CHILDREN
Fuck / You
Those are the pronouns I'm gonna write for others.
Faggot food
The generic stuff is just as good if not better.
That’s because the generic is made by the major brands
Most generic cereal is made by either ralston (who made chex and cookie crisp before selling those to general mills, who promptly nerfed the quality) or malt o meal.
It's.... it's true....
https://www.postconsumerbrands.com/malt-o-meal/
is gay month starting early this year?
Aldi and Save a Lot sell great alternatives far cheaper.
I haven't bought Kelloggs since the video of a guy working in their cereal plant, whipping his dick out and pissing into the machinery.
I think he was trying to tell us something.
So that's why Kellogs is telling kids to cut their dick off.
Might as well give your kids a spoon and bowl of sugar.
So, any explanation as to what the heck does unhealthy cereal have to do with gender norms?
Do yourself a massive favor and ditch dessert cereal for oatmeal.
Have you ever looked at the sugar some shit like Raisen Bran Crunch? It will blow your mind.
And even if they're low in sugar most are made from simple grains or, usually, corn. Your body almost immediately processes these into sugar. The worst way you could start your morning is with cereal. Oatmeal isn't bad, but steak and eggs are best!
Vince Gironda approved
Get "woke", go broke!!! Fuck Kelloggs!!!!!
They didn't put any chocolate cereal into it. RACISTS!
It's like someone is looking at the brands I buy from and purposefully trying to make me stop buying all of them.
I need to find some based Farmers Markets near Austin, stat.
cereal made out of just sugar is already pretty gay. All that sugar will shrink your dick to make a squirrel laugh at you.
Yeah, you shouldn't put any of that shit in your body. You're shoveling down poison. Get steel cut oats. Add syrup, peanut butter, and some real fruit. Thrown in some coconut cream and cinnamon if you want to be fabulous.
— James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D., ch. 14 (1791)
From Grape-Nuts to Fruity Pebbles.
Frosted Flakes, RIP......generic frosted corn flakes - hello!
FUCK KELLOGGS!
there's an opportunity here for some serious lulz...
to start with, I can't remember is Digg 'em is owned by kelloggs, but I think you know where I'm going with this
Never ends
Why does anybody buy boxed sugar anyway? Trash for your health.
"They are trying to turn your butthole gay."
-T.S. Idiot-
Fuck/you